The ROR Morning Show Podcast

(0:00 - 3:32) It's Thursday! This prompt popped up in Adam 12's feed: "Pick the 9 albums that made you." Naturally, he couldn't pass it up. He picks his 9, we're going to see if you've heard any of them.

(3:32 - 7:58) Today's DM Disaster is from Darius! He might be looking for a new job, all thanks to his GPS. He was supposed to drop off lumber at a client's house, turns out he went to the right address just in the wrong town. Now he is in a scramble to pick up all the misdelivered lumber. That's Darius's DM Disaster! 

(0:00 - 2:37) It's Wednesday! New research suggests that several behaviors routinely labeled as “antisocial” are actually proof of a mind operating at a higher cognitive level. 

(2:37 - 7:56) Today's DM Disaster is from Hoyt. He discovered his biggest fear in life is a bunch of preschoolers. He's a volunteer at the fire department and was asked to speak to a class of kids. He then got extremely nervous and ended up passing out on stage. The kids all laughed and now they want him to come back to speak again. That's Hoyt's DM Disaster! 

(7:56 - 14:43) Adam 12 hasn’t flown...

(0:00 - 2:12) It's Tuesday! Adam 12 was just stretching while sitting in the studio, when he heard a big rip and realized he ripped his flannel shirt. 

(2:12 - 6:44) Today's DM Disaster is from Maya! She was pretty tried after a brutal workout; she ended up taking a nap on the couch, when she woke up to her daughter giving her a new haircut! Now she's getting it fixed after having long hair; she now has a pixie cut. That's Maya's DM Disaster! 

(6:44 - 14:11) LBF thought she was just making conversation. Turns out, she was collecting clues. We wo...

(0:00 - 2:54) It's Monday! Do you feel like weekends are a waste if you just loaf around the house. LBF and Adam 12 don't think so after having a weekend that required them to do 3 events! 

(2:54 - 6:39) Today's DM Disaster is from Meg! There's a really hot guy she's been crushing on. The guy was gone for 4 days, when he returned Meg approached him and made a joke about him missing time. Turns out he had a death in the family and was dealing with that! Now she wants to fall off the face of the earth! That is M...

(0:00 - 3:09) It's Friday! Halloween is a little over 2 weeks away, LBF. Let’s see how prepared you are. We found this question on Reddit: You are asked to cross a large cemetery in the middle of the night. What do you take with you? Our answers might shock you! 

(3:09 - 7:48) Today's DM Disaster is from Jenna. She's catching heat from her entire family; her grandfather passed away. For his final wish, he wanted a destination funeral. Well Jenna told her parents that she wouldn't be able to make it due to the cost. She then asked if her...

(0:00 - 3:01) It's Thursday! Adam12 finally got his wish! He's been wanting to get a media center from the 80's. You know the 5-1, he finally bought one and now he's in his glory. 

(3:01 - 8:05) Today's DM Disaster is from Melissa. Her grandmother recently passed, and Melissa's mother wanted her help to clean out grandma's house. When she went to the freezer, she noticed a bunch of shopping bags wrapped around a container. Melissa opened the container and staring back at her was a perfectly preserved frozen weasel. Now she's dealing with the fallout. That's Melissa's DM Disaster! 

(0:00 - 2:26) It's Wednesday! Are you ready for the world to end! Researchers back in 1960 predicted the world would end on Friday, November 13th, 2026. Their prediction was based on a model that had the world's population doubling at a rate that would have approached infinity humans by that date. 

(2:26 - 6:47) Today's DM Disaster is from Cole! His girlfriend was telling him how much she loved kayaking. Well, they decided to go out on a tour. When they got out on the water, his girlfriend got sick and then tipped the kayak when she tried to puke. Turns out s...

(0:00 - 3:44) It's Tuesday! LBF let her husband Dave go alone up a mountain with another woman, all LBF could think about was did I just sent my husband to his death. Dave returned and all was well! 

(3:44 - 8:17) Today's DM Disaster is from Holly. She's the most wanted woman at the local playground. She saw a child fall from a slide, and she thought it was her kid, turns out that it was another kid. She tried to smooth it over, but it was too late. Now she's dealing with the fallout. That's Holly's DM Disaster! 

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(0:00 - 2:57) It's Thursday! Adam 12 has worked in radio for 30 years, mostly as a rock DJ. His music library is extensive, but his stereo system is pitiful. He wants to change that by getting an old school 5-1 stereo system! 

(2:57 - 8:43) Today's DM Disaster is from Audrey. She' s getting married in a few weeks and recently found out the menu at her wedding has been changed. Her future mother-in-law begged Audrey if she could help Audrey told her she could be in charge of food, turns out the mother-in-law changed out the entire menu to food that A...

(0:00 - 2:06) It's Wednesday! Is Adam 12 the only one who gets phantom vibrations from my phone? We now know the science behind why you might be experiencing this sensation. 

(2:06 - 7:23) Today's DM Disaster is from Brandon. He was at his gym working out when he noticed a very attractive female looking in his direction. Instead of going up to talk with her, he decided he'd amp up the weight he was lifting. That then turned into a bad situation, he went to lift it then felt it all give loose. He then needed to walk by her and c...

(0:00 - 2:23) It's Tuesday! If you do creative work remotely check out, O'Brien's in Allston, legendary local music venue, now has The Day Shift. It’s a free daytime workspace, designed for Boston’s artistic community, featuring shared tables, Wi-Fi, and free coffee. 

(2:23 - 7:40) Today's DM Disaster is from Reese. She and her husband are planning a road trip. Her husband said Alaska has to be on the list. That's when Reese said very confidently that you cannot drive to Alaska because it's an Island. It's not, but she said the maps they looked at in schoolbooks had Alask...

(0:00 - 3:24) It's Monday! LBF shocked everyone after doing the one thing she hates most over the weekend. Adam 12 also shocked LBF with what he did this weekend 

(3:24 - 8:00) Today's DM Disaster is from Chase! His mother had a big announcement to make; she was quitting smoking! Now this should have made Chase happy, but after finding out his mother only did it for the new puppy she got really didn't sit well as he's been trying to get her to quit for years! Now he realizes that the dog is more important than him. That's Chase's DM D...

(0:00 - 2:36) It's Thursday! That cute li'l avatar that keeps popping up on your Facebook, telling you to use Muse? Its name is Jolly. And it's giving out your personal info.

(2:36 - 8:51) Today's DM Disaster is from Brett! He might be heading for a divorce all thanks to his phone. He ended up losing his phone in the house and his wife called it to help him. Turns out his ringtone for his wife is the Jaws theme. He tried to explain it, but it just made things worse. That's Brett's DM Disaster! 

(8:51 - 14:25) Have you e...

(0:00 - 1:51) It's Wednesday! You've heard of OpenAI, Mistral AI, etc. But what about RatAI? The City of Boston has a high-tech tool from a nonprofit AI organization at the Basis Research Institute. They've installed a half-dozen microwave-sized rat mics around the city in hopes of building a "rat dictionary."

(1:51 - 7:20) Today's DM Disaster is from Meridith! She's in some huge trouble after using AI to make some fake pictures of her boss. When she was sending them out, she accidentally sent them to her boss, now she's dealing with the fallout. That's Meridith's DM Disaster! 

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(0:00 - 2:54) It's Tuesday! What would you do if you got on the T and there was a band playing? Not a busker, but a full-on rock band? We discuss what's going on the T. 

(2:54 - 7:50) Today's DM Disaster is from Liam! He's being called the biggest liar at his work. Recently it was just Liam and one of his co-workers, the co-worker just randomly started singing just like Jonny Cash. Liam was blown away, but when he tried to tell everyone, the co-worker then said he didn't do that and started to call Liam a liar! Now t...

(0:00 - 2:55) It's Monday! Most times it's LBF who's the indoor cat. However last weekend due to the storm Adam 12 took a page from the LBF playbook and stayed in all weekend! 

(2:55 - 8:31) Today's DM Disaster is from Eric! He went on a guy's trip to Vegas. But when they got to the Airport to catch the flight, Eric was held up by the TSA. Turns out his buddies packed his bag and put what he said was a mini adult store in the bag. Now he's plotting his revenge. That's Eric's DM Disaster! 

(8:31 - 15:53) It's on...

(0:00 - 3:32) It's Thursday! Latest update on the Nor'easter, impact on sporting events, closures, etc. 

(3:32 - 8:57) Today's DM Disaster is from Emily! She's ready to stop talking to her mother, every time her mother shows up at her house it's chaos! She'll ask her when she's getting married or having kids. One morning Emily's mom showed up unannounced at her house. Emily tried to hide but her mom caught on and called her out. Now she's getting it even worse from her mother! That's Emily's DM Disaster!

(8:57 - 14:17) There are three words I never want to s...

(0:00 - 2:14) It's Wednesday! We’re all in this together, early risers. So, let’s help each other get more sleep. Adam 12 has found us a bit of a study to help fix that problem and get more sleep. 

(2:14 - 7:26) Today's DM Disaster is from Brian! He went to his friend's place to meet up and walk their dogs. When he got to his friend's place, he went to enter the building, and it was a rotary door, that when his dog decided it was time to go to the bathroom. The door then spun around, catching his dog's...

(0:00 - 2:16) It's Tuesday! LBF is back! Normally she's an indoor cat but she took to the big city this weekend. She gives us the rundown of why she actually left the house last weekend. 

(2:16 - 6:21) Today's DM Disaster is from Colin. He recently discovered one of the grossest things ever at his work. He's been using a milk frother that he thought was the offices, turns out it's a co-worker and he found that out after he saw the other person lick clean the milk frother. Now Colin is completely grossed out. That's Colin's DM Disaster!

(0:00 - 2:04) It's Monday! The weather is changing that means it's fall foilage season! Even though the past few seasons have been a bit of a dud, we discover that this year is going to be a great leaf peeping season! 

(2:04 - 5:02) Today's Supah Smaht player is Kathy from S. Boston. Find out if they were Supah Smaht! 

(5:02 - 9:35) An IT worker for the city of Everett has been fired after he went on a spending spree with the city's money. In total it was only $1000, but it's what he was buy that had us scratching ou...

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(0:00 - 2:44) It's Thursday! LBF did something she never does! She went out into the city on a school night, then she decided to "take a cab" after getting off the train. Turns out, it was a white van.

(2:44 - 8:02) Today's DM Disaster is from Barrett! He had a bit of trouble while out on his last date. It was going so great that he took her back to his place. Then she tried to open the window at his place only to find out his tinted out. He tried to explain it was because of the bright...

(0:00 - 3:16) It's Wednesday! OK, so sometimes LBF asks GPT what her dreams mean. But now the bots know I'm a freak. Experts say there are five things you should never type into AI. 

(3:16 - 8:50) Today's DM Disaster is from Zach! He put himself in some real hot water after he tried to date two girls at the same time. He was seeing one of the girls while at college, Turns out when they went on break, one of them worked with his current girlfriend and made things very interesting! That's Zach's DM Disaster! 

(8:50 - 15:03) When yo...

(0:00 - 2:57) It's Tuesday! The Emmy's took place last night, LBF aka TV Slut breaks down winners, and talks about shows you should be watching.

(2:57 - 7:21) Today's DM Disaster is from Hailey. Her boyfriend has been using his mancave to hide from her for at least the last 2 years. She only found out because she really needed his help and walked down to get him. He setup speakers to make it sound like he's actually doing work. Now she's pissed at him. That's Hailey's DM Disaster.

(7:21 - 11:36) When someone says this one thing....LBF cringes and...

(0:00 - 2:51) It's Monday! For years, Adam 12 used Neutrogena® Men Triple Protect Face Lotion with Sunscreen SPF 20. It has been discontinued, and Adam 12 is almost out of his final bottle. 

(2:51 - 7:20) Today's DM Disaster is from Miranda! She had her parents over her house just to visit. Well last night, they stayed there; the fire alarms went off in the condo complex. Miranda rushed into the room her parents were staying in to alert them of the fire alarms. When her dad got out of bed, she wasn't ready to see him completely naked. Now she's scarred forever! Th...

(0:00 - 2:38) It's FRIDAY! If a truck pulls up to your house and rips off your electric meter, don’t worry. They’re about to replace it with a “smart” meter. We all want the dumbest house possible! 

(2:38 - 7:10) Today's DM Disaster is from Jenny! She wanted to surprise her roommate by cleaning the entire apartment. When the roommate came back from vacation, she was wondering where her plant was. Jenny threw it away because she thought it was dead. Turns out the plant was given by her grandfather who's no longer alive! Now the roommate wants to kick out...

(0:00 - 2:47) It's Thursday! Apple announced yesterday a new phone. It's called the iPhone Duo. It's a foldable screen and its retail price is two grand. We're all out, we think it will be a nightmare of a phone. 

(2:47 - 6:52) Today's DM Disaster is from Wesley! He's being called out by his family for being the fun sponge. He doesn't know how to handle it, so now he's going to spend thousands of dollars to buy their happiness. But it's not working. That's Wesley's DM Disaster! 

(6:52 - 13:03) LBF' friends invited her to join a walking club, wh...

0:00 - 2:47) It's Wednesday! There's a new rule at the us open: please stop being annoying. Influencers, loudmouths and apparently people smoking weed are ruining the experience. 

(2:47 - 6:37) Today's DM Disaster is from Mike! He's been shutout by the people at his work. The only reason he knows about it is that they sent an email without taking him off the list, but in the email, it says, "Please don't tell Mike." Now he's planning his revenge! That's Mike's DM Disaster!

(6:37 - 13:05) Are you heading to school with your parents? Are they driving? Well, thank them. T...

(00:00 - 2:42) It's Tuesday! We're back after the long weekend, LBF did something she never does, and it involved sleeping over, Adam 12 thinks he cracked the code for traveling on a holiday weekend! 

(2:42 - 7:44) Today's DM Disaster is from Mady! She was on a zoom call for work when her mother decided it was a good time to come into Mady's room with all her bras and panties, then proceed to say good morning to Mady's boss and show him all her undergarments. That's Mady's DM Disaster!

(7:44 - 12:50) We have all been suckered by something that w...

(0:00 - 2:14) It's FRIDAY! Cinemark Theatres brings back “Bring Your Own Bucket” on Sept. 6. You can bring your custom, out-of-the-box containers to the theater to be filled with popcorn for $5. You won't believe what LBF wants to use as a bucket! 

(2:14 - 7:11) Today's DM Disaster is from Maura! She was trying to get into shape; she decided to do yoga. She's never done it before, so when she found a video for beginners, she gave it a try. Turns out it was harder than she thought and now she's paying the price. That's Maura's DM Disaster!  

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(0:00 - 2:09) It's Thursday! LBF talks about dealing with bugs in the house; Adam 12 talks about his affinity for one particular type of bug. 

(2:09 - 6:29) Today's DM Disaster is from Colin! He has been doing something at night that has completely disgusted his wife. He's been picking his nose in his sleep. She took a video and now wants to post it on Facebook. Now he's in a heated argument with his wife. That's Colin's DM Disaster! 

(6:29 - 12:10) A woman who visited all 50 states named the seven most overrated tourist attractions, including Times Square, Mount Rushmore, Bo...

(0:00 - 2:08) It's Wednesday! According to recent research, night owls are actually “cognitively superior” to early birds.  That means night owls excel in understanding and decision-making. 

(2:08 - 7:11) Today's DM Disaster is from Garrett! He was just expecting a quite house when he got home from work. But he walked in house and his kid with his friends were trying the diarrhea challenge. They had all the foods that could give you diarrhea and were filming it for social media. He shut it down and his kid is pissed at him. That's Garrett's DM Disaster! 

(7:11 - 13:26) Parents, go check...

(00:00 - 2:54) It's Tuesday! Goodwill is opening a whole store dedicated to physical media, vinyl, CDs, cassettes, VHS and DVDs; Adam 12 is all in and will drive any distance to bring back 1994! 

(2:54 - 8:25) Today's DM Disaster is from Dan! He decided to join a group for Bird Watching, his friends all ragged on him for doing an older person habit. Then while Dan was Bird Watching with the group, he made a noise that scared the bird and group then voted to kick him out. That's Dan's DM Disaster! 

(8:25 - 14:09) Apparently, the thumbs-up emoji has gone fr...

(00:00 - 2:33) It's Monday! LBF had a day-long bachelorette party over the weekend; she gives us all the details on how amazing a weekend it was! 

(2:33 - 8:58) Today's DM Disaster is from Holden! He's being shut off from all shopping site by his wife! He's been drinking then going on an ordering spree of some of the dumbest things he sees on Instagram! Now his wife has had enough! That's Holden's DM Disaster! 

(8:58 - 14:16) So there's this Instagram account called submit the ick and its people telling the world what completely turned you off to someone af...

(00:00 - 3:02) It's Thursday! If you're driving right now, take a quick look at your speedometer. Are you speeding? New research from the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety might say otherwise! 

(3:02 - 8:34) Today's DM Disaster is from Derek! He had to go through the worst pain ever, all thanks to a bet. He finished last in his fantasy football league and had to wax his entire body! His friends thought it was the funniest thing in the world. That's Derek's DM Disaster! 

(8:34 - 13:57) Kids going back to school before Labor Day: cruel or brilliant? The school ye...

(00:00 - 3:44) It's Wednesday! We pay tribute to music legend Dolly Parton who passed away yesterday at the age of 80. LBF tells us a few stories of Dolly's impact. 

(3:44 - 8:32) Today's DM Disaster is from Will. He and his wife are trying to eat healthy, but Will has a problem with midnight snacking. So, one night Will snuck downstairs to snack. He thought his wife was sleeping turns out she had notifications turned on for the smart fridge and caught him cheating on his diet! That's Will's DM Disaster! 

(8:32 - 15:32) Aldi is asking shoppers to vote on...

(00:00 - 2:13) It's Tuesday! If you're a fan of historical content in your feed, I'm sorry to report that history is being rewritten...by AI. 

(2:13 - 8:52) Today's DM Disaster is from Marissa! Her boyfriend is a big Marvel comics guy. Well, he has an Iron Man mask that's wearable, he told Marissa not to touch it, well she wanted to try it on. She ended up getting stuck in the mask and had to wait for him to get home to help her out of the mask. That's Marissa's DM Disaster! 

(8:52 - 14:49) It’s one of the...

(00:00 - 2:09) It's Monday! The thing that no one talks about when it comes to Brazilian waxing: the flatulence situation.  Remove the hair from your backside and you’ve eliminated the natural friction barrier that gives gas somewhere to go…quietly. LBF is flabbergasted! 

(2:09 - 9:20) Today's DM Disaster is from Kaitlin! She was asked out on a date with this guy she thought had his life together. That all came to a screaming halt after they showed up at the restaurant. That's Kaitlin's DM Disaster! 

(9:20 - 15:45) Some things in a house immediately change the way you look at...

(0:00 - 3:22) It's Friday! A teacher in Houston has created a designated fart corner where kids can go, rip one, spray some air freshener and return to class. 

(3:22 - 8:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Adam. He's now paying the price for his mistake he made with his child. He was struggling to wake up his child for school. So, he wore a scream mask and scarred him awake. Now the son is 22 and is completely messed up from it. But the kid hasn't slept in since that day! That's Adam's DM Disaster. 

(8:01 - 16:01) The job market is...

(00:00 - 2:12) It's Thursday! A new fear has been unlocked for LBF after a man was trapped in the sand waist high while trying to build a sandcastle. 

(2:12 - 7:53) Today's DM Disaster is from Troy. He had to use the porta potty at his work, well a co-worker was late and blocked the door to the porta potty with their truck. Troy was stuck in there for over 2 hours. When they found him, they all laughed and took a video. That's Troy's DM Disaster! 

(7:53 - 14:36) LBF, I have 4 things that the killjoys at Business Insider says yo...