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You wake up in the flaming ashes of a crashed Vimana, you are the only survivor of the wreck, now suffering from amnesia. Why did you come to Gaia? Where did you come from? Why is the EMPIRE hunting you? Welcome to Gaia. A world run by Kings, elite Peadovores, Banksters and Corporacrats who conspire…

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Sure, I’ll get jabbed. WHEN PIGS FLY! Oh wait…they’re already flying. Just ask for Epstein’s flight log. Then there are Airforce One, Uno, Eins, Un…well, government planes everywhere. The only annoying piggy who isn’t flying is Sweden’s resident evil. Not even Airforce Ett…Yet. Wonder if someone has been brave enough to needle her yet? One…

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Ahoy me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole this weekend. Bilge rats a’plenty! Like the Prime Harpy from the Land of the Long White Cloud (New Zealand) who just announced “no jab, no job”. Oh, she didn’t say it like that of course, that would be much too honest and transparent.…

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On today’s episode of Jeopardy! World Tour, with Lucy and Jeff: 1. This country has literally been making a killing with the manufacturing and export of disposable face masks since 2020. Who is China? In 2020, Germany alone imported protective face masks worth around 6 billion euros (7.2 billion U.S. dollars) –– almost all of…

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Welcome to the Twilight Zone. Where a former Pfizer VP admits that it is “entirely possible this [the vaccine] will be used for massive-scale depopulation”.  And where  parents wrap themselves and their children up in plastic in a form of legalized Munchausen by Proxy, and it’s not considered child abuse, but rather SAVING LIVES!  I…

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Headlines in Hungary (coming to a media outlet near you soon): “Covid numbers are rising DESPITE vaccinations” No dumbasses, they are rising BECAUSE of vaccinations! It’s all part of the plan. Here’s a riddle for you: How does Covid get into a closed down monastery to kill two nuns and infect 28 more? Hmmm. Let…

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Watch TV. Don’t think. Don’t question authority. Conform. Surrender. Consume! Consume! Consume! Want a free Kripsy Kreme donut-a-day for the rest of the year? Just show proof of your vax. Have some free pizza with your vaccine shot. Hummus, pastry and coffee also on the menu. Roll a different way? Hey man… we exchange Pot-for-Shots…

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Just like Slidin’ Biden, the wind is to blame for the world’s largest cargo ship stuck in the world’s busiest waterway, preventing any other cargo carriers from getting through. That’s right, the Ever Given, all 220,000-tons of it, ran aground after being blown by strong winds.But not before drawing a big F*%k You penis with…

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WWJD? (That’s Jesus, by the way, not Joe) Well, according to Billy Graham’s son, Franklin Graham insists that we should take the COVID vaccine because Jesus would have done it too. “Anytime there was a vaccine or something that could help protect you, he was an advocate for, he took it,” and “I think if…

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“John Magufuli: The Cautionary Tale Of The President Who Denied Coronavirus” Headlines like this one from BBC (British Broadcast Censorship) do not get more apropos. It of course refers to Tanzanian President John Magufuli (61), Africa’s most prominent Covid-19 denier, who has died mysteriously after: Pointing out the scientific flaws in Covid testing by sending…

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“vaccinated show no signs of excess deaths” “the vaccine is quite safe” “vaccine hesitancy is a crime against humanity” Ya don’t say… Ok. Let’s look at those other big crimes against humanity –– I’m talking of course about: Concentration Camps: First used from 1900 to 1902 by the British in the Anglo-Boer war, concentration camps…

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Me: Alexa, who is the top vaccine guy in the world? She: That would be Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche –– world expert in infectious and immune-mediated diseases including their (immune) pathogenesis and epidemiology; host-pathogen interactions and mechanisms of immune escape; antigen discovery; preclinical vaccine development; and vaccine formulation. He has advised, among others, the Global…

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Jeff lights up. No notes. No memory. Just tired. So tired. If you want your money back after watching this video, let me know AND I’LL REFUND YOU ALL THE MONEY YOU PAID TO SIT THERE WATCHING IT! Fuckers. Jeff lights up. Lucy does Downward Dog. I love you though. And I love Lucy. Even…

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Everything that is going on now is to increase the pressure on you to get a vaccination and become a permanently tracked part of the system. Everything. Microchipping will be next. Because it will make your life so much eeeeaaaasier… No more anal swabs, or brain needles; no more vaccine shots every time you want…

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The difference between the brain-sucking, flesh-devouring undead and the Hell Ministers of most of the world is just a…wafer-thin mint. I mean have you seen Mr. Creosote, hell minister of Quebec? And Ms. Creosote, hell minister of Denmark? Not to forget Cousin IT Creosote, Biden’s pick for deputy hell secretary of the USSA? (If you…

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Okay, I don’t want to alarm you, but it looks like it’s time to brush up on your Survival Skills In Case Of A Zombie Apocalypse. Why? Lucy and I discuss more real-time examples in today’s show, but here are some obscure hints: Besides the fact that Nostradamus predicted that the undead would rise in…

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Bitch I’m Bill Gates I’m on that lean like the Tower of Pisa Spreading 5G ‘cause the virus a feature Making those trillions ‘cause I’m reptilian Me and the Queen we are both the same creature New World Order out in Geneva Linking my ladies if they are Lolita Bitch I’m Bill Gates One moment…

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If you go to the southwest desert and catch 100 red fire ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen. However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other.…

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Isn’t it amazing how you can achieve anything these days? You can be a man feeling awesome about taking on women half your size and testosterone level in women’s sports. Or you can go from college drop-out to IT geek to medical genius to weatherman to farmer in the blink of an eye! No qualifications…

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In the medical profession they use the phrase “When you hear hooves, think horse, not zebra.” The principle is simple — the odds are the patient has a more common diagnosis than a rare, improbable one. But what if the stripey things are actually zebras? Or tigers? It’s all connected. And if you don’t understand…

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First there were Pageant Moms, then Dance Moms…now there are Vaxx Moms. You know, the Karens who would do anything to get their kids noticed and in the spotlight –– even if it’s for being the first guinea pigs of the Covid vaccine for children. Do you have a healthy 5-year-old? Want them to star…

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Hell in a Cell (most of 2020) Royal Rumble (Nov ‘20 to Feb ‘21) Money in the Bank (Can you say $48,000/BTC?) RAW Replays (two down, many to go)  Elimination Chamber (coming soon)  If you feel like you’re currently an extra in a Dubbel-U Dubbel-U Eeeeeee show that’s okay. The similarities are remarkable: It’s a…

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Last year a CNBC article shed light on people’s reluctance to wear masks, social distance and self-isolate. YOU are the sociopath! Researchers from Brazil’s State University of Londrina found that people who reported “antisocial traits,” such as low levels of empathy and high levels of callousness and risk-taking, were less-likely to comply with Covid-19 prevention…

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“We got our second dose of the Moderna vaccine 3 days ago (in Florida). We feel like we have a mild case that is very unpleasant. After the first dose a month ago, I had no symptoms and my husband developed nausea and muscle aches that lasted for about 2 days. They gave a much…

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Okay On the count of four As loud as you can You’ll say, “Bit-Coin” I’ll say, “Huh, yeah” You’ll say, “What is it good for?” I’ll say, “Absolutely” You’ll say, “EVERYTHING” Have you got that? I didn’t hear you, have you got that? Yeah… Elon Musk announced Tesla will accept Bitcoin as payment. Jim Cramer…

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With Jeff Bezos no longer running Amazon, sources are reporting that he’s looking forward to spending some of his free time destroying small businesses like he always did. This time will be different, however, since he’ll be bulldozing them in person. “This has always been my passion,” said Bezos with a jolly smile, “but I’ve…

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“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, has-beens and have-nots, get ready for The Greatest Show on Earth! Wanted a little diversion? Were you talked into it? Couldn’t afford tickets to Anarchapulco, was that it? Whatever it was, you are in for a treat with The Lucy and Jeff Show: Death defying acting Incredible acts of…

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8 ways to annoy a Kanadian: Beaver jokes Accent jokes, eh! 51st– state jokes and saying it’s only because the US decided not to take them over that they exist at all Saying “how much is this in real money”? Any criticism against their favorite hockey team (or Canadian beer) Innocently asking what the Canadian…

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Life is good! Silver is up, Bitcoin is up, Monero is up, Dogecoin is up 1,000%. (Giving Lucy and her doge friends an excuse for patronizing every loser who thought Dogecoin was just a joke, including me) …but best of all… People really are waking up. About 1.5 months later than my predicted 21 December,…

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Bend over btchs. You anal schwab is ready. Well, I suppose you still have a choice. (If you’re outside China) Do you want to be Schwabbed in your brain or your butt? That is the question… You’ll own nothing and be happy Remember when the WEF said “You will own nothing and you’ll be happy?”…

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So Joe Biden’s first campaign as the new scary hand puppet-in-charge is to BUILD BACK BETTER! Huh? Is that even English? Although I suppose it is slightly more intelligible than the gibberish drooled so far by the #fakepresident. And guess who else is Building Back Better? Oh, just the World Hell Organization, the United Nations,…

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Throughout history, overlords controlled their subjects through fear. The ever-popular witch hunt is a prime example of maniacs finding a socially acceptable reason for the divergent to be unjustifiably persecuted and/or killed. The Salem PSYOP Between June 1692 and May 1693, fourteen women, five men, and two dogs were executed for their supposed supernatural crimes…

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What does Chelsey Clinton, Melinda Gates, and Joe Biden have in common? Clinton was first called out for publicly wearing her upside-down cross in 2008. She said it was a ‘St. Peter’s cross’. Ten years later, her story has changed to the ‘Greek cross’. And in 2018, the Church of Satan tweetingly denied any affiliation…

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Nostradamus popularly predicted the Great Fire of London in 1666, the French Revolution, beginning of WW2, the Atomic Bomb, Hitler’s ascension, JFK’s assassination, 9/11 and many more world changing events that have been confirmed by the passing of time. Some say Nostradamus was a prophet of the devil. If so, the events he foretold for…

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An end-of-the-world apocalypse. One of the greatest fears of humanity, closely described in the Book of Revelation and visually imagined by countless Hollywood movies. Close, but not quite, like Mad Max, which is said to play off in 2021. VERY much like I Am Legend, also set in 2021, in which Will Smith and his…

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For the past ten months on social-distance-media, every time someone dared to raise concerns about the Covaids insanities and inconsistencies, they were instantly accused of being right-wing Trumpist conservatives. Or conspiracy theorists. All of which are apparently the same thing. Worried about the effects of a vaccine with a rate of adverse reactions already 50x…

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On 6 January 2021, a horny small-time actor with a crazy hairdo tried to take control of the USSA Capitol. Along with the rest of the band of merry misfits who are now on the FBI’s Most Wanted List. Joe Biden called what occurred an “insurrection” that “borders on sedition.” “They weren’t protesters. Don’t dare…

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The Kaiser Family Foundation released a survey that shows an increasing number of healthcare workers (notably not the TikTok nurses and those who were paid off by dancing in the new year with the DeBlasios) are refusing to take the Covaids vaccine – citing concerns related to potential side effects and a lack of faith…

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Wow. We’re two days into the new year and…just…wow. All I really have to say is this: Life’s a btc and then you die. Used to be a bad thing, but at the reigning price of $33,000 – we’re getting rich off dat’ btc…Yo! The math’s easy. If you’d bought bitcoin at $3.30, or $330,…

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How do you go from tech nerd to the most ingenious Dr. Evil of our lifetime? Secret Identity: Kill Gates Supervillain Name: The Ventriloquist Back Story: Planned to use his genius for the good of humanity, but big corporations and political bosses got in his way and tried to steal his monopoly. Distraught, and humiliated…

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