The Dollar Vigilante

“In a horrific moment on April 25 at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, President Trump and members of his Cabinet survived an assassination attempt when shots were fired. The President, First Lady, Vice President, and Cabinet officials are all safe and unharmed. The Secret Service quickly neutralized the threat and evacuated those present. The suspect was taken into custody.”

The script was so predictable it could’ve been written by a first-year intern at the CIA. We’ve got the usual suspects, and, of course, the obligatory “shots fired” right when the polls hit a dismal 33%. You can’t make this stuf...

We escaped Devon, Canada just in time.

It wasn't just the cold, the kind that bites through your layers and reminds you that you are a biological meat-sack in a hostile environment. No… I literally almost got ran over by porta-potties rolling down the street.

I wish I was joking. This isn't a metaphor for the economy. I mean actual, physical portable toilets, loose in the wind, tumbling down the asphalt like blue plastic boulders in an Indiana Jones movie. That is life in communist Kanada today. Infrastructure is crumbling, the social contract is dissolved, an...

The following is a transcript from Jeff Berwick & Wolf Blitzer In The Situation Room: Taco Tuesday Edition. (Before the satellite feed mysteriously cut to static)

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JEFF BERWICK: (Walking through a park in Canada, dodging porta-potties) We’re living through the final days of the Matrix, folks. I see Pete Hegseth is out there reading script-ures again, this time by Coolio. “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left.” That’s the gospel for Hollyweird right now. Coolio starts looking into child...

The biggest scam in human history? Convincing you that you don't own your own body. 

The Western medical system is a circular firing squad designed for profit, not cures. We are energetic beings living in a plasma universe. It’s time to stop acting like a node on the network and start acting like a sovereign human.

You don't need a man in a white lab coat to act as a conduit between you and health, just as you don't need a priest to talk to God.

Think about that for a second.

There’s nothing straight about the strait…

It’s all strait-up lies…

(I could go on, but I’m here in Cancun and there’s only one chemtrail-adjacent cloud and life is pretty awesome.)

Yeah, so I thought we'd squeeze in one more trip before the grid goes down and all the planes are grounded.

Pretty soon, only The Chosen will be able to travel. You’ll have “people of means,” and then the rest of you slavelings of lesser means can use an Oculus or Magic Leap to “travel” from your own couch

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No one can say I don’t walk my talk. Literally. 

In 2020, I warned you to avoid the lethal injection, and that call saved the lives of countless Vigilantes. I stood by my word, not a single drop entered my veins, my wife’s, or my kids’. When I say take up my offer of a free trial for the Dollar Vigilante newsletter it’s because we have 20 analysts sharing their own portfolio decisions based on analysis of the markets in there. When I say “short,” I’m the one shorting; when I say “buy,” I’’m buying. When I say pain...

The world is finally melting down exactly like we knew it would, and the collective mind-control is so thick you could cut it with a ritual dagger. In my last video, I broke down the absolute psychosis of Donald Trump posting a video of himself as Jesus. When people had the nerve to point out that Jesus doesn’t typically bankroll genocides, vaporize schoolgirls, or hang out on Lolita Express with the Epstein flight logs, Trump claimed it wasn’t him as Christ, but as a Red Cross doctor. 

Right. Because nothing says medical professional like a thorn...

Okay, so the Strait of Hormuz is now double-locked. Iran shut it down first and then Trump blockaded the blockade just to make sure Agenda 2030 and the Great Reset is properly baked in. 

What do I mean by that? 

The “war” in Iran is the ultimate detonator for a scripted global reset, a perfect storm engineered to break your independence. By choking the Strait of Hormuz, they aren't just hiking gas prices; they are murdering the fertilizer supply to starve the rural holdouts and snapping the spine of the global supply chain. This is a coordi...

Listen up, because the actors on the world stage are finally dropping their scripts and showing the horns. If you think the chaos in the Middle East is about “freedom of navigation” or “national security” then you are still stuck in the Matrix. It is a show. An act. A hellish production run by satanic con artists who want you broke, hungry, and cold while they toast to Agenda 2030 from their black cube towers. 

Don Tzu is back at it with the golden nuggets of theater. The current strategy is pure comedy. We are watching a blockade of a bloc...

In 2,500 years, historians will excavate the scrolls of the Great Diplomatic Circus in the ruins of a Mar-a-Lago bunker. They’ll find the teachings of the Commander-in-Chief, codified for the descendants of tomorrow. The doctrine is simple: Chaos is the only strategy.

You cannot lose if you never had a plan. If you don’t know what you’re doing, neither does the enemy.

Always insult your allies first. That way, when you actually need them, they’ll have the perfect excuse to ignore you.

The Great General remains undefeated through narrative. When a battle...

This video will probably be obsolete by the time you see it, because things are changing incredibly quickly.

Let me see, since I left it off last time… 

Standing next to the Easter Bunny, Trump boasted how he was going to destroy the entire Persian civilization within the hour unless Iran opened the Strait of Hormuz. 

Iran then provided the US with their Ten Commandments for a ceasefire, which Trump rapidly accepted and declared victory for America and a new Golden Age for the Middle East.  

Meanwhile, as the Bridge of the Am...

Today is supposedly D-Day for the Peace President’s annihilation of Iran because they wouldn’t negotiate with terrorists. 

Whether it happens or not doesn’t really matter to me personally, except for checking how my oil stocks are doing. What you may not real-eyes yet, despite me saying it over and over again, is that whether there’s a massive US attack on Iran today doesn’t really matter in the greater scheme of things at all… Because the world, (especially Europe) is already fooked. 

I’m saying it again: If you live in Europe or Ausjal...

Welcome to the end of the show. The curtains are fraying, the actors are drunk, and the stage lights are literally exploding, but they’re still trying to keep you glued to the screen. 

The latest ‘Moon Landing’ reboot is the ultimate April Fool’s prank on lobotomized plantation slaves. They’re lighting up millions of gallons of oil to launch a tin can while the rest of the world stares at empty gas pumps. 

It’s an illusion, and it’s vanishing faster than NOT A SPACE AGENCY (NASA’s) ‘lost’ the technology and recorded over the tele...

Happy New Year Vigilantes! 

No, I’m not drunk on happiness or plasma energy… 

Historically, April 1st marked the beginning of the cycle, aligned with the lunar calendar and the thirteen months of the natural world. But the architects of this inversion couldn't leave it at that. They shifted the calendar to the dead of winter, forcing humanity to celebrate ‘rebirth’ while the earth is still frozen and dormant. Then, to twist the knife, they rebranded the true new year as April Fool’s Day. It is their way of laughing in our faces, a literal decl...

Buckle up, because we are watching the same tired script play out with the same predictable actors, and the audience is still falling for the opening act. You remember the hits: “Two weeks to flatten the curve” and “Build Back Better”… It’s always the same rhythmic chanting. Now say it with me (and all the mainstream media propagandists in the world: “Short-term pain for long-term gain.” 

They tell you it is just a little disruption. Just a little spike. Just a couple of days or maybe a week. They said the same thing about Iraq, by the way, and that...

Remember late February 2020? I do. We were watching grainy, scripted propaganda of crisis actors in China falling over in the streets in Wuhan. The normies were panicking, anarcho-capitalists were trying to figure out how much toilet paper they needed to barter for ammunition. 

Me…? Well, Lucy and I were walking and talking and making funny videos and I was writing my book ‘The Controlled Demolition of the American Empire’ with Charlie Robinson. 

Hardly anyone saw how fast the trap was going to spring. One month later, the world was a prison.

Well, guess what? We...

It’s official. They’re trying to kill us conspiracy theorists. I’ve been doing a video pretty much every day these past few weeks. My whole team is protesting, but there's no way I couldn't do a video today because so many things have happened since yesterday and they are massive, massive things. I guess if you get a TZLA machine that makes you feel 25 years younger than your biological age, your energy levels are just so high, it doesn’t even feel like work! 

Anyway, back to business. 

Yesterday, the Evil Ginger Clown sent out a...

After having talks with someone high up who shall remain unnamed, Trump is out there claiming Iran asked him to be Supreme Leader and gifted him eight tankers of oil and another two just to say sorry. Bloomberg says they don't exist. Of course they don't. 

I kind of miss the good old days when all we had to worry about was little kids going to tranny shows and who’s going to win the Super-Evil-Bowl. 

But no, we’ve moved on to the world being destroyed by satanic pedoclowns who are taking over the Earth...

You can feel it, can’t you? That low-frequency hum of a civilization redlining. Most people are still distracted by the latest outrage-bait on their feeds, but if you’re reading this, you’ve probably stopped looking at the screen and started looking at the price on the pump, and the flickering of the streetlights.

The satanic pedovore elite just hit the gas on the collapse. 

The most telling geopolitical signal isn’t a press release from the Pentagon. It’s a slick, animated video released by the Iranian government showing the ritual destruction of Baal, a fal...

Trump’s 5-day demolition clock is counting down to destroying critical infrastructure that's necessary to preserve human life: Water desalinization plants, energy and electric facilities. 

The new deadline is Friday… because that’s when the markets close for the weekend. 

If you think I’m exaggerating, take a look at the map. In a matter of weeks, oil and natural gas infrastructure has been systematically “decommissioned” in Iran, Qatar, Bahrain, Saudi Arabia, and Israel. Ukraine just gutted one of Russia’s largest oil facilities, and yesterday, the Port Arthur refinery, one of the biggest in the US, mysterio...

It’s Trump Time! 

Strap in, because we’re officially at the point of no return. If you still think the Orange Man is playing 4D chess to save you, wake up. 

Trump’s energy demolition threat has gone from ‘48 hours’ to ‘5 days’ after claiming a ‘productive’ negotiation with ‘someone’ in Iran, only for Iran to basically call him a psychopathic liar. But not before a certain pre-event tweet made Epstein’s insider satanic pedovore club even more billions and trillions as the oil price suddenly went down.

You see, Trump’s Twitter is a money-printing machine...

Tick.Tock. 

We are now only hours away from Trump’s 48-hour deadline to ignite a chain reaction of global chaos, economic collapse, and systemic unraveling.

“If Iran doesn’t fully open, without threat, the Strait of Hormuz, within 48 hours… the United States of America will hit and obliterate their various power plants, starting with the biggest one first!”

In response, Iran has drawn the ultimate red line. If their power plants are struck, the Strait will stay shut until those facilities are rebuilt. And, they will unleash total hell on the energy, IT and wate...

While the “normies” argue about whatever distraction the mainstream media has cooked up today, a silent, massive energy deficit is unfolding. We aren't talking about a minor market correction. We’re talking about 20 million barrels of oil per day – roughly 20% of global supply – vanishing from the board

I guess very few people who watch these videos actually remember the so-called 1973 oil crisis… the one that sent economies into chaos and had people lining up in the streets.

Those who lived it talk about driving to work one day, heating your home, feeding your family like normal… the...

This Season Of Sacrifice… 

Get Ready For…

THE FINAL LOCKDOWN! 

WAR! 

FAMINE! 

DISEASE! 

BLACKOUTS! 

And, a Covid-type lockdown that will make 2020/21 look like child’s play. 

We’re living in every dystopian novel and movie you’ve ever seen, and although most people haven’t seemed to catch on yet, they soon will. Within the next few weeks I bet, if it even takes that long. 

What you can see right now are fuel price spikes and shortages, the UK and everywhere else talk...

In this episode of the “Most Amazing Magic Show This Weekend at Bibi’s”, Satanyahu is looking tan and super relaxed, having coffee foamed-to-the-brim performing the ‘Disappearing Wedding Ring Act On Six Finger’ (now you see it, now you don’t), while there’s chaos and blood on the streets of Tel Aviv. 

Maybe they’re cryo-freezing his talking head while Jim Carrey is studying in a new role. 

Meanwhile, if you live in Los Angeles, better stay away from the US Bank Tower for the next few weeks, or you might be in the front seats to exp...

“So I just want to say, I feel good about where we're going as a nation. We're killing all the right people, and we're cutting your taxes. Trump is my favorite president. We’ve run out of bombs.”

So says Lindsay Graham, homosexual war pig and (one of) the Blue Pentagram Elephants’ answer to the word salad of Kamala Harris and the brain vacuum of Karine Jean-Pierre, Biden’s press secretary. 

I’ll save you the effort, yes, it’s real 

They may be running out of bombs. But not out of Lies, Psyops, and lame...

I’ve dropped my share of bombshells over the years. 

Real eye-openers… jaw-droppers… things that made me look completely crazy – until they happened. 

So let me spill some more hard truths that you won’t like: 

This entire WW3 scenario is completely orchestrated. 

None of it is real. 

And, I do not believe Iran is actually on a different side than them. 

We are seeing another massive psychological operation just like 9/11 and the Gulf of Tonkin. All these events are orchestrated by the same nefarious club… and you’re not in it! ...

CIA/Mossad killing millions of Americans on 9/11

We Won’t Be Fooled Again!

Four US presidents bombing 10 countries and killing millions of civilians in the ‘terror war’ across Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Syria, Yemen and other conflict zones since 2001. 

We Won’t Be Fooled Again!

One New World Order Government rolling out the Covaids plandemic, dancing nurses and butchers in white coats, and lethal injections leaving 29-60 million people permanently disabled and 500-900 million with clot shot injuries.

We Won’t Be Fooled Again! 

Donald Trump swearing to get rid of n...

“First off, I haven’t seen Jeff in a few years. He comes over and says, “Yo, what’s up?” We’re talking, and I’m looking at him thinking, holy crap, you look ten years younger. I mean, seriously. I’ll put up a picture here. This is Jeff now, he looks like a teenager. My God.”

That’s how my interview with Ernest Hancock kicked off, before (in his words) he let me ‘monologue us all to hell’. 

Pretty funny… and, who am I to disappoint!? 

In today’s interview with Ernest we basically discuss ev...

Four days to flatten Iran. 

Maybe 2 weeks. 

Likely September. 

Another 37 years… Or until “Iran” destroys the Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem, the Third Temple is built and the Antichrist Messiah is here… whichever comes first. 

That’s basically how Operation Covaids went (Covid-27 is already in the fine print, don’t miss today’s video), and it’s also how Operation Epstein Fury is going – a comedy of contradictions and lies from the Washington District of Criminals. 

War. Cyber Outage. Covaids 2.7. Economic Collapse. Throw in the Digital and AI Reset and possibly some extra...

“No tacos for you.” 

In my past few videos I’ve described how Puerto Vallarta went from burning buses and absolutely no cops, fire or emergency staff on the ground while fearless conspiracy theorists (Max Igan) roamed the streets making walk ‘n talk videos like nothing was going on. 

Fast forward about 10 hours and what felt like a Hollyweird movie set was almost totally cleaned up. The only evidence that a CIA/Mossad false flag production had just taken place, the disgust and disdain on the faces of the Mexican people who refused to sell tacos to t...

“1 in 60,600,000,000.  Or, 1 in 60.6 billion (yes, 66).

That was the answer Grok gave me (seriously, that exact number!) when I asked it this question, “If you ran an annual event in Mexico for a decade and during that decade you had the following events occur: 1 shooting right before the event, a 7+ earthquake during the event, a Cat 5 hurricane hit the event location 3 months before the event, a Cat 3 hurricane flooded the city and your event just 3 months before and a cartel terror attack occurred during the event.  What are the odds of that happening?”

Grok said it’d be a 1 i...

“Some of you may die but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.” – Lord Maximum Farquaad, Shrek (2001)

“The lives of courageous American heroes may be lost and we may have casualties but it’s a noble mission.” – Peace President Trump, Operation Epic Fury (2026)

Well, what’s a Peacemaker with a 14-member Peace Board to do in the face of tyranny that has been days away from becoming an existential nuclear threat… for the past 31 years, according to Israhell’s prime murderer BIbi Mileikowsky Netanyahu. 

In a 1992 interview, William ‘Bill’ Cooper, the man that predicted 9/11 and t...

The Apocalypse is Here: 

You need to stop relaxing, quit drinking the beer, and turn off the “sportsball” bread and circuses. 

The next few years are going to be incredibly bumpy, and if you aren't prepared physically, mentally, and spiritually, you’re going to have a really bad time. We are living through the Apocalypse, and I don’t mean the end of the world; I mean the literal “lifting of the veil.” 

The scales are falling from our eyes, and we are finally seeing the satanic gears that grind this world.

The Illusion...

The last time Josh Sigurdson and I had a one-on-one interview, I was a chainsmoking whiskey-slogging anarcho-capitalist who hated the government and crusaded in favor of sound money and an anti-fiat policy, voluntary exchange, and minimum government intervention. 

Most of that is still true. Not the addictions, because I worked extremely hard to get rid of those. And, I still believe in a free market system based on Austrian principles, which is essentially the premise of the Dollar Vigilante newsletter that goes out twice a month to subscribers and is the sharpest financial intelligence you're going to f...

I think you could say I’ve gone down a few rabbit holes for the truth. Caracas. Bilderberg. Epstein Island. 

Now, I’ve had the lucky position to watch a live false flag operation unfold. And, it’s just like I always imagined. 

It was Puerto Vallarta, but it wasn’t Puerto Vallarta. It was a movie set. Lights, cameras, chaos. The police/fire/emergency support all told to stand down, just like they always are in these operations. Some casualties to make it look real. Actors who weren’t pretending, following orders in a script writt...

In January this year, after the Venezuela kidnapping and oil heist operation went without a hitch, Donald Trump said the US military would begin land strikes on drug cartels in Mexico next. 

A little over a month later, there happens to be a false flag terror attack in Mexico, presented as cartel violence and narco-terrorists hunting down Americans cowering in fear in Puerto Vallarta resorts. 

“We’re winning too much, it’s just not fair”, Donald Trump posted on TruthSocial, as White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt thanked the Mexican military for their cooperation and successful...

Apocalypse in Mexico. 

In Puerto Vallarta. 

To which we moved Anarchapulco for the first time in its 11-year-old history…

Yesterday I briefly described what was going on in Puerto Vallarta between Mexico’s ‘special forces’ and allegedly-dead cartel boss El Mencho… following the exact CIA/Mossad chaos-terror playbook. 

What I didn’t mention is that all this was going on right as I was delivering my final presentation at the Crypto Vigilante Summit remotely because I couldn’t get to the venue, all the roads were cut-off and a no-go zone. 

Still, we ma...

They Tried to Shut It Down. Again. We're Still Here.

Every year, they try something.

Hurricanes. Earthquakes. A global pandemic that closed every gathering on Earth except ours. A shooting. And now this.

A full-scale cartel-government showdown in Puerto Vallarta, while hundreds of us were still here finishing out Anarchapulco Genesis and the TCV Summit.

Cars burning. The airport shut down. People running across the tarmac in Guadalajara. The power grid threatened. And Max Igan doing a walk and talk in the streets while explosions lit up the background like a...

“I feel less and less crazy telling people to go and sit with lightbulbs on your head.”

“Some kind of witchcraft.”

“I wanted to get on the machine, but couldn’t see the end of the queue.”

“It’s like steroids, without the damage.”

“It’s like psychedelics, without the drugs”. 

These are some of the personal Tzlamonials the World’s Best Conspiracy Theorists shared at this year’s Anarchapulco TZLA Party. 

In today’s video, Stew Peters, Gareth Icke, Max Igan and myself exchange our Tzla stories with various people who ha...