The Morning Rumble
If you like hard hitting news and informative talk...then listen to something else. But if you're after plenty of laughs, in-fighting and a whole lot of piss-taking, then catch up on the best bits from The Morning Rumble's daily breakfast show on The Rock.
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Hobo or Beau's Hoe
Rog, Mulls, Creech and Mitch start their chat at fiery hospitality work and it somehow ends up at a Hamilton kick-ons where Creech was being hit on!!
ON-AIR π’ - Our Best Idea... EVER!!
00.00.00: Cautionary Downstairs Tale From Mulls 00.03.15: Weird Weddings and World Records 00.19.56: The Rock2000 Public Holiday Petition!!! 00.28.27: Medical Mondays With Doctor John 00.45.23: Feral Feet Find Continues 00.52.20: Petition Update 00.56.13: Metallica Factor
ON-AIR π’ - Move Bitch, Get Out The Way!
00.00.00: What You Ate And Regretted 00.14.11: Female Animals You Don't Mess With 00.16.32: How Long With No Doctors? 00.24.29: Feral Feet Caller 00.28.39: Gaming Expert to Chat GTA 6 00.34.00: On This Day - Day on the Darts 00.39.13: LPG Disasters 00.45.50: Creech's Friday Fizz 00.49.33: Best Bits of the Week
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - We've Found Mel's Perfect Man
Rog, Mel, Creech and Mitch are back to chat about the ideal man for Mel... and we may have found him!!Β
ON-AIR π’ - Mel In The Shower, Hips In The Freezer and The Mitch Doctor
00.00.00: The Mitch Doctor 00.05.34: GTA VI Stats 00.09.42: Who's The Loudest Rumbler? 00.14.13: Tragic and Legendary Story of Cricketer Bob Blair 00.18.37: What's In Your Freezer? 00.26.26: NZ's Most Feral Feet 00.36.04: Call The Plumber!! 00.45.40: What You Could Do With Elon Musk's Fortune 00.49.46: Jackass x John Hopoate Crossover?
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Inflating Foreys In The Shower
On todays ep, the team chat about AI being wrong, foreskins blowing up like balloons and Creech getting circumcised at the age of 30!!
ON-AIR π’ - That Horrid Hoof Gave Me Athletes Eye
00.00.00: Shambolic Surgeries 00.13.59: Liam Lawson Vulnerable Audio 00.16.33: NZ's Most Feral Feet 00.28.13: Rog Hates Fluffy Fridays 00.35.56: Outrageous Straya Stories
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - There's Only Room For One Dog In This Building
Rog, Mulls, Creech and Mitch debrief the assault on Rog following his support of Fluffy Fridays being cancelled!!Β
ON-AIR π’ - Areola On My Chips
00.00.00: How Were Our All Blacks Predictions? 00.03.31: Doughie Disasters 00.12.44: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.16.36: Baz Coleman Fundraising Golf Tour of NZ 00.22.19: The Weirdest Thing Your Partner Does 00.32.46: What Have You Had Cut Out Of You?Β 00.42.15: James McOnie From The Fifa World Cup 00.47.37: NZ's Most Feral Feet
ON-AIR π’ - Heavy Hitting Hurricanes Hype
00.00.00: Hurricanes Hype 00.12.25: Mitch's AB Selections 00.15.53: Sports Journalist John Day 00.21.57: Creech's Corner: Farting Leading To Hospital 00.24.34: The Hurricanes Parade Through Auckland 00.31.19: Rick Beato 00.38.53: Pal Ifill 00.44.38: Hurricanes Champion Brad Shields
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Speedway Dick
Today on the poddy intro we are joined by Rog, Mel, Creech, Mitch, Bryce and Jay Reeve to chat Super Rugby Finals & Creechs D.
ON-AIR π’ - Rog The Warty Goblin
00.00.00: Man Glued His D 00.02.36: Weird Food Addictions 00.11.24: All Black Team Prediction 00.14.34: Super Final Hype (Nisbo, Friday Fizz, Odds) 00.29.43: Rumble History: Boss Brad's Throat F**k Up 00.32.18: Multiple Surgeries In One Day 00.40.50: Cam Roigard 00.44.43: Best Bits Of The Week
ON-AIR π’ - Mount Gushmore
00.00.00: Crazy Coaches (Including Creech Calling For Laurie Daley's Sacking) 00.15.00: Mel's Great News For Bald Men 00.18.43: Super Rugby Hype (Monkey Predictions + Shieldsy + Guzzler) 00.31.41: Moodkiller In The Bedroom List 00.35.16: Crushing Kids
SPECIAL GUEST - Jon Toogood πΈπ
The team are joined by Shihad frontman, Jon Toogood, to chat all about his upcoming book Home Again, which delves deep into his rock'n'roll life!!Β
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Ghost Wipe or Brown Crayon
Rog, Bryce, Creech, Mitch and Producer-Turned-Boss Ryan chat about Rog's 34 years before they delve into an interesting toilet topic!!
ON-AIR π’ - Celebrating Rog's 34th Year at The Rock... A Day Late
00.00.00: All Whites Recap 00.04.52: What's The Story with Your Forey? 00.10.28: Bryce's Humiliating TV Experience 00.13.36: Mystic Mitch - The Show As TV Characters 00.18.05: Have You Ever Been On TV? 00.23.08: More Moodkillers In The Bedroom 00.26.19: Creech's State Of Origin Fizz 00.29.18: Celebrating Rog On His 34th Anniversary At The Rock 00.39.39: Super Final Hype - Brad Weber + Where Mulls and Bryce Will Be For It
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Rog Running Over Chippy On A Rip-Stick
The Side-Hustle-Fantastic-Four-With-No-Handbrakes are back to chat all things fieldays and ginger beards, before Rog nearly dies on a Rip Stick!!
SPECIAL GUEST - House of the Dragon Actor Steve Toussaint ππ₯
Producer Creech was lucky enough to chat to one of the stars of House of the Dragon ahead of the Season 3 release next week! Steve Toussaint plays one of the leads, Lord Corlys Velaryon, and they dive into all the epicness of the upcoming season as well as some typically bizarre/nerdy questions from Creech!!
ON-AIR π’ - Bryce Has Wankers Elbow
00.00.00: UFC Freedom Recap 00.05.24: NZ Mahi Heroes 00.21.07: List Of Things You Don't Wanna Hear During Sex 00.25.33: Humiliating Injuries 00.33.06: Dog Dump Disasters
CODE π - Colesy, Culley, Beaver, Simon Parker, Brad Weber, Shieldsy, Guzzler and Cam Roigard
Ahead of the Super Rugby Final this weekend the team chat to current and former Canes and Chiefs players Dane Coles, Christian Cullen, Stephen Donald and Simon Parker!!
JUST ADDED: Brad Weber, Brad Shields and Brodie Retallick!!
AND FINALLY: Cam Roigard!!Β
ON-AIR π’ - Mel: "I Work With Three Massive Cocks"
00.00.00: Giving It To Mitch After Crusaders Loss 00.04.45: Extra Body Parts 00.11.15: Weekend Sports Recap 00.18.43: UFC At White House + Mystic Mitch 00.27.22: Elon Musk Trillionaire Facts 00.31.11: Chiefs Flanker Simon Parker 00.35.05: Nail Gun Injuries 00.41.50: Kids Corner
ON-AIR π’ - Mystery Creech
Today on the show -
00.00.00 - Today In Rumble HistoryΒ 00.09.03 - Knicks Biggest Comeback In Basketball History 00.13.56 - Saved From A Shark By Dolphins 00.24.03 - Rural Rog FeedbackΒ 00.27.24 - Rugby League Heartwarming StoryΒ 00.31.29 - Jamie Wall On Super Rugby FinalsΒ 00.37.07 - Country Creechs Weekend Fizz From FieldaysΒ 00.42.15 - Best Bits Of The WeekΒ 00.45.51 - Super Rugby Semi FinalsΒSPECIAL GUEST - Jamie Wall From The DSPN Rugby ππ€
Today we were joined in studio by Rugby reporter and author Jamie Wall ahead of this weekends super rugby final match ups and around the corner of All Blacks test team selection. We get his thoughts on Bolters, First Fives, and who's taking home a super rugby title this year.
ON-AIR π’ - Accidentally Drinking Fluffy Bastard
00.00.00: What Was In Your Water Tank? 00.09.18: ESPN Reporter Kane Pitman Live From New York 00.17.27: Kane Evans + Mental Health Chat 00.21.42: Longest You've Survived In The Cold 00.32.00: Special Guests Predicting Special Things 00.39.43: All Blacks and Chief Flanker Simon Parker 00.45.22: Kieran Read Mentality Advice 00.50.20: Harden Up Parents
ON-AIR π’ - The Ick List: Ankle Socks, Doggy Paddling and Energy Drinks
00.00.00: Rog Getting Reamed For His Armband 00.03.16: Bear News 00.07.46: Bad Parents Revisited 00.15.00: The Ick List 00.30.48: Body Parts That Don't Work 00.36.48: Fieldays, Rural Quiz and "That's Farmin"
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Squirt Alarm
The side hustle poddy are back to chat all about crazy inventions including a microwave toastie maker perfect for Rog and moisture sensing bed sheets!!
ON-AIR π’ - We'll Come Back
00.00.00: Learning About Mitch's Birthday 00.04.22: Firetruck Failures 00.14.18: Devilskin Rock 2000 Announce 00.17.22: Bad Parenting 00.27.12: Delivery Disasters
SPECIAL GUEST - Former All Blacks Manager Darren Shand π
The team are joined by Darren Shand to chat all about managing the All Blacks, who the most memorable players he's worked with are and what he believes is the most important parts of being in a team!!Β
ON-AIR π’- We Won A Radio Award!!
00.00.00: Weekend Catch-Up (Radio Awards, Super Rugby, Knicks) 00.14.10: Good News That Isn't In The News 00.21.20: Brand New And Ya Instantly Broke It 00.29.21: How Long Did You Take To Get Checked? 00.44.14: Guns n Roses Flyaway
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John π₯π¨ββοΈ
Doctor John is back to chat all your health issues including bowel cancer, erectile disfunction and Mulls being a "Soft Boy"
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "F**k You Gregory!"
Rog. Mulls, Creech and Mitch get loose chatting about the Radio Awards - some great bits of Rog in here! And they get to Creech's premature fizz because the show was too busy today for it to be included!Β
ON-AIR π’ - The Official Morning Rumble Jingle Is Here!!
00.00.00: The Producers Have Made a Jingle 00.07.33: What Did Your Dog Get Into? 00.13.00: Why Were You On The News? 00.20.02: Rugby Commentator Sean Maloney 00.28.48: How'd Ya Burn Yourself? 00.38.43: Revisiting Dogs 00.41.16: Metallica At The Sphere + Facts 00.45.33: Black Cap Ish Sodhi
ON-AIR π’ - "Do You Not Wanna Hear My Stanky Fish Smell"
00.00.00: Freezer Fails 00.10.04: Knicks Song 00.14.33: Creech's Corner - Wednesday Motivation 00.17.49: What Happens When The Boss Is Away? 00.23.25: Guiness World Records 00.36.59: Road Rage 00.46.14: Butcher Bird 00.48.36: Freezers Revisited + Dirty Dogs
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Pulling Off Rove McManus
The team are joined by Australian national treasure Rove Mcmanus to chat the new show he is hosting and things get weird as Jason Statham impressions come out, selfies are taken and Rog tries to pull him off!!
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Glad He Ate Her
The dream team are back to talk all things long weekend and fanny fish - tread carefully!!
ON-AIR π’ - Coochee Cooling
00.00.00: Hoo-Hah HorrorsΒ 00.02.48: Wild Bodily Functions 00.09.06: Unread Emails - Who Can Beat 11k? 00.16.36: Weekend Sports Recap 00.20.02: Humiliating Tradie Injuries 00.30.14: Crook Camping Yarns 00.35.16: Mastermind Monday 00.39.52 Bear News and Beer News 00.45.08: Tim Payne's Meteoric Rise 00.48.16: Vinnie Jones Doco
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - "It Doesn't End Well For Most Guys That Own Islands"
The team discuss what sports teams would win in a war if their names were brought to life!Β
ON-AIR π’ - Maximus Erectus
00.00.00: Mystic Mitch: The Show As Crustaceans 00.04.10: Uber Eats Pigs 00.11.55: Alice In Chains Anniversary 00.14.06: Comedian Chris Parker 00.23.27: Perfect Performances (Creech's Gladiator and Rog's Elton John) 00.32.20: Traitors Host Madeline Sami 00.41.23: Throne For Your Home Winner 00.45.22: Creech's Friday Fizz 00.48.42: Harambe Tribute
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Big-Dog Butchering Borat
After Mulls rips into Radio Sport listeners we get one of the most horrendous attempts at a Borat accent you ill ever hear, courtesy of Rog!!Β
ON-AIR π’ - OnlyGrans: Grans With Cans
00.00.00: Every Time The Show Mentioned State of Origin Today 00.09.08: Incredible Rescue Operations (Including How The Team Can Use Their Baldness) 00.19.24: Teach Creech Rehearsal 00.24.01: How Much Money You Got Til Next Payday? 00.35.54: Rumble History: Mel's Stand-Up 00.40.03: What Non-Poo Event Happened In The Toilet? 00.47.16: Ethan Blackadder