The Morning Rumble
If you like hard hitting news and informative talk...then listen to something else. But if you're after plenty of laughs, in-fighting and a whole lot of piss-taking, then catch up on the best bits from The Morning Rumble's daily breakfast show on The Rock.
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Uber Goober
The whole team is in to chat about what Bryce teased last week... finally!! IYKYK!!
ON-AIR π’ - The Pigs Are Onto Us
00.00.00: Weekend Recap (Sports + Halloween + Mitch's Cricket Debut) 00.13.22: Mel's Mall Mare + New Ick List 00.22.48: Rog's Last Dance + Boomer Socials Number Update 00.34.30: Foo Flighters 00.36.56: Most Valuable Things You've Found
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John π¨ββοΈπ₯
Doctor John is in to answer YOUR questions and in todays session we cover lumps on the bum, ingrown toenails, night vomits and cough syrup!!
ON-AIR π’ - Shakespeare and Supercross
00.00.00: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.04.09: Chris Parker and Brayden Cresswell Chatting Marathon Show 00.12.15: Mel-Oween 00.18.14: Mitch The Thespian + The Big Performance 00.26.15: Cole Davies and Ken Roczen Chatting Supercross Championship 00.35.02: Rog The Zoomer Boomer's Record Breaking Numbers 00.43.44: Creech's Friday Fizz 00.46.33: Iron Maiden Blunders Throughout The Week + A Winner
ON-AIR π’ - Rog The Zoomer Boomer
00.00.00: Rog The Boomer With An Absolute Gift 00.22.08: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.25.04: Code Brown 00.31.55: Brutal Kids 00.40.06: More Pile-On Of Rog The Boomer 00.45.09: What Could You Have Been?
ON-AIR π’ - Vietnamese Orphan Boy Number 7
00.00.00: Cool Story Bryce - Great News For Bald Men + Outrageous Spitfire Yarn 00.04.16: Dog Acts On The Field 00.21.53: Shakespearian Shenanigans (Mitch's Wild Role + Who You Played)
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - What Foul Beast Hath Perished Betwixt Thy Thighs
The gang chat about how they're all taking the piss with leave before things take a rogue turn with "Shakespearian Ways To Say A Woman's Downstairs Smells"
ON-AIR π’ - Bryce Is Taking The Piss and Mitch Is A Theatre Kid?
00.00.00: Bryce Is Late + Weekend Recap 00.11.02: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia (A Glorious Shambles) 00.16.06: Shortening The Short Week 00.24.19: Weird Couple Habits 00.36.37: Mitch The Thespian??? (+ Things You Were Good At In School)
SPECIAL GUEST - Dave Grohl π€π€
NZ EXCLUSIVE: Rog had a one on one chat with Dave Grohl ahead of his return to NZ with the Foo Fighters! The chat covers his loudest gig ever, causing earthquakes, his favourite tour mometns and shaving Rog's arms? Enjoy!!
ON-AIR π’ - Weiner Racing
00.00.00: Creech Is Back (Eye Surgery + Fizz) 00.07.31: Proposals Gone Wrong 00.15.37: Mel Loves Lily Allen 00.18.02: Where'd You Get Rescued? 00.29.03: Pet Spendings 00.39.13: Jeremy Marshall-King Chatting Kiwis v Cook Islands 00.45.05: Gym Crims 00.50.16: Iron Maiden Giveaway
ON-AIR π’ - Guinea Pigs With Gout
Today On The Show -
00.00.00 - Eye Surgery 00.19.45 - Guenther Steiner 00.34.16 - Aussie Bledisloe Reaction 00.38.00 - Cool Story BryceΒ 00.47.13 - Sharing With The PartnerON-AIR π’- A Window Scraper In The Ass
Today On The Show -
00.00.00 - Tales From The South 00.05.12- Travis Pastrana 00.13.46 - Kings Of LeonΒ 00.21.32 - Mystic Mitch - World Leaders 00.27.11 - Greatest Moment On The Sports FieldΒ 00.46.51 - Weak SauceON-AIR π’ - Rog Reckons He's 5"9
Creech here, sorry about the lack of timestamps, I have an appointment!!!
SPECIAL GUEST - Travis Pastrana ποΈπ€
The team are joined by legendary Travis Pastrana to chat about why he's in the country next year and also delve deeper into some of the most exciting things he's done!!
ON-AIR π’ - Nothing But Bowl
00.00.00: Kiwis Recap 00.04.24: Friday Fizz 00.07.14: Why You Didn't Get The Job 00.14.00: Nun Jokes 00.19.29: What Was In Your Food? 00.35.48: Looking Back At Labour Pranks 00.43.32: Feral Flatmates 00.52.47: Olivia Dean Bingo
ON-AIR π’ - Love at a Bogan Festival and Succulent Chinese Wheels
00.00.00: Back From The Dead 00.11.38: NZ's Best Value City 00.22.21: Kiwis Fizz 00.31.33: Mental Health Awareness Week 00.36.17: That's Tough To Come From 00.45.29: Monty Betham 00.51.01: Finding Love At A Bogan Festival 00.56.06: Jon Toogood
ON-AIR π’ - Vacuuming Sheets
00.00.00: Young Grandparents Revisited 00.04.50: Ben O'Keefe 00.11.08: Creech The Terrible Flatmate 00.21.56: Spicing Up Gone Wrong 00.36.35: Messaging Mix-Ups
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Rotten To-Fart-Oes
The full squad is in to chat about tooting at the cinema and shit All Black fans!!
SPECIAL GUEST - Dara O Briain ππ
The team are joined by Irish comedian Dara O Briain to chat about his upcoming NZ shows!!
ON-AIR π’ - Do You Not Have A Say In Your Own Fingers Though?
00.00.00: Saving Partners Lives 00.04.01: Nude In-Laws 00.13.57: Lost Rings 00.25.22: Jim Beam Homegrown 00.27.18: Jay and Dunc After Bathurst 00.30.02: Rog v Turkeys 00.32.55: MAFS Psychologist John Aiken 00.46.53: Young Grandparents
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - The Great Back Door
A super quick one today because Rog needed to go and Creech was being too much for him!!
ON-AIR π’ - Mitch's Medieval Mayhem
00.00.00: Weekend Recap (ABs, Bathurst, Who's Getting Punished?) 00.14.26: Who Would You Call If You Got Arrested? 00.20.53: Rock The Globe - System of a Down 00.23.06: Mitch's Medieval Punishment 00.33.29: Rumble History - Rog at Karens Diner 00.38.25: Mel on Dating Apps 00.41.02: How Did You Save Your Partners Life?Β Β
ON-AIR π’ - Mitch's Big Performance!!
00.00.00: Oktoberfest Hype with German Accents 00.02.56: Friday Fizz 00.05.58: All Blacks Hype + Concerns 00.10.53: How Is Mitch Feeling 00.13.01: Our Epic Winner of Slash's Guitar 00.17.02: Mitch's Big Performance 00.34.11: Eliminator WINNER 00.37.41: Real Life Street Fighter 00.40.10: More All Blacks Hype + Concerns 00.45.07: Pasilio Tosi 00.50.03: Best Bits of the Week
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Alice Pooper
DISCLAIMER: Producer Creech here, the recording is missing all of the backing tracks so you can't hear our intro or The Chain when I play bass to it hahahaha sorry it sounds weird but I still wanted to upload it because the chat with Mitch about his weight loss journey and mental health was awesome and important!! (And then some funny tab chat at the end too) Enjoy!!
ON-AIR π’ - Sir John Kirwan In Studio and A Tool Playing Tool
00.00.00: Foul Mouthed Rog Is Not Alone 00.13.05: Misspelt Tattoos 00.20.46: The Man The Myth The Mitch 00.28.09: Rog Jinxing The All Blacks 00.30.53: The Eliminator 00.34.42: Sir John Kirwan
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Sean Maloney (Telling Bryce To F Off)
Aussie commentator Sean Maloney joins the fellas to chat about the upcoming Bledisloe tests! How does he think it will go? And why does he call Bryce a f**king idiot? Listen and find out!!
ON-AIR π’ - An F Bomb From The Big Dog?
00.00.00: Mechanical D 00.03.41: Medical Mishaps 00.12.46: Who Do You Find Hot That You Shouldn't 00.22.15: Mitch's Bass Progress 00.31.38: Kiwis Hype 00.34.50: The Eliminator 00.37.55: Romance Gone Wrong
ON-AIR π’ - Ryan Wood, Jack Tame, Ian Jones and Penile Zipper Entrapment
00.00.00: Penile Zipper Entrapment 00.15.45: Ian JonesΒ 00.24.02: Jack Tame 00.33.52: The Man, The Myth, The Mitch (Woeful Bass Playing) 00.43.40: The Eliminator 00.47.08: Ryan Wood
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Two Wrongs Don't Make A Barry Right
Bryce, Mulls, Creech and Mitch ponder the age old question on cucking, before being absolutely shellshocked by a story Bryce heard on Sunday involving being bound and gagged!!
ON-AIR π’ - Phantom Poo-dium, Musical Mitch and 157k of Fines
00.00.00: NRL Grand Final Recap 00.04.26: ATW - What Is Micro? 00.08.05: How Many Fines Ya Got? 00.23.23: GnR Riff Roulette 00.27.19: Mitch The Rock Star 00.35.02: Bad Birthdays 00.46.44: The Eliminator 00.49.38: The Phantom Poodium 00.57.49: Boss Brad's Review of Metallica at The Sphere
ON-AIR π’ - NZs Ugliest Dog Winner
Today on the show -
00.00.00 - Creech's Friday Fizz 00.12.23 - Toolbelt TriviaΒ 00.15.46 - Brad In Vegas 00.20.33 - Lochie Ferguson 00.36.55 - NZs Ugliest DogΒ 00.40.50 - The EliminatorΒ 00.43.529 - Charlisse Leger-Walker 00.49.18 - Best Bits Of The WeekΒON-AIR π’ - Mitch Farr-Quit
00.00.00: Whipped Mates 00.16.20: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.20.17: Wildly Exposed 00.38.19: DIY Disasters 00.47.00: The Eliminator 00.49.34: NZ's Ugliest Dog
ON-AIR π’ - Big Swing, Big Ding
00.00.00: Mitch's Cricket Over Confidence 00.04.52: Losing Your Load 00.13.20: Maccas Toolbelt Trivia 00.16.47: More of Mitch's Over Confidence 00.21.52: The Rumble's Election Campaign 00.32.48: Righteo, Better Get Back To The Game!! 00.37.20: The Eliminator 00.39.51: More Injured Legends Getting Back To The Game 00.43.09: Ugly and Heroic Dogs
ON-AIR π’ - YOU'RE AN ICK!
00.00.00: You and a Portaloo 00.10.512: The Ick List 00.20.15: Who Committed A Crime In Your House? 00.28.37: We Love The Rock Community 00.33.34: Plane Etiquette 00.41.58: The Eliminator 00.45.10: So Many Sin Bins
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Grows From A Noodle To A Bratwurst
On todays ep, the fellas are back at it with some unhinged chat on willy string games and Creech's poetry!!Β
OFF-AIR π΄ NOT FOR MAX - Big Engine, Small Rudder
The boys of the show discuss Creech's wild weekend, his lustful reunion with his girlfriend and Bryce chats about his hectic stag do!!Β
ON-AIR π’ - D's In The Fridge And Blindspott In Studio
00.00.00: Rock2000 Recap 00.03.49: ATW: Balls In A Stool 00.07.55: Are Ya Battling 00.15.26: Rog's Last Dance 00.20.01: Rock2000 Top 10 Recap 00.23.27: NZ's Ugliest Dog 00.31.18: The Bucket List Eliminator 00.37.25: Blindspott In Studio
MEDICAL MONDAYS - Doctor John π₯π¨ββοΈ
Doctor John is back for your monthly check up answering questions about hangovers, prostate checks, kidney stones and everything in between!!Β
ON-AIR π’ - Chris Cheyney In Studio, Creech Back In NZ and Last Day FIZZ!!
00.00.00: Creech Is Back + Turning 30 00.07.28: Last Day of Countdown Hype (And Info) 00.15.21: The Living End's Chris Cheyney In Studio 00.31.23: KFC's One Question Quiz 00.36.40: More Rock2000 Hype + Bryce's Last MessageΒ
ON-AIR π’ - Poo-tane Gas
Today on the show -
2mins - What's the stitch with Producer Mitch 5mins - Producer Mitch vs Cramp 10mins - Whiplash from a towel? 11mins - Weak sauce... 17mins -Β Β Producer Creech lost in transit 22mins - Heart of the beast 29mins - Rog's Last Dance 34mins - Mystical Mitch 39mins - KFC One Question Quiz 42mins - Stagdo 46mins - Surviving the StagΒ