Vogue & Amber
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I'm SCARED for Joanne's on The Traitors!
On this week's bonus episode: Celebrity Traitors deep dive. We're genuinely concerned that Joanne might get banished this week, Maya Jama's flying completely under the radar, and we have full faith in Ross Kemp figuring the yawning situation all out.
Plus, Vogue recording in sunglasses after being laughed at for showing up tan and makeup-free, the house move happening tomorrow and the frozen breast milk relocation operation, Amber's outfit crisis, a jar of mini Dairy Milks, the white vs coloured christmas light debate and a new leader of the Fridge leaderboard.
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Your hot takes aren’t as hot as you think they are…
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue’s mental week at work leading to the kids guilt-tripping her on the doorstep every morning and Gigi upset at school that she misses her mummy. Amber’s been single parenting their brother’s three kids and organising the family Secret Santa, which she has rigged in previous years it turns out.
Plus, there's the parent-teacher roundup, Kevin Bridges at the apollo, Amber's walk that went from 14 gays to five, the Loewe perfume everyone's asking about, an unfortunate incident for Imo at a wedding, an Italian restaurant recommendation that’ll leave you with...
His sleeping habits are driving me MAD!
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Separate duvets... Vogue is strongly considering it now Spen is back in the bed and has developed a duvet kicking habit. Imo highly recommends.
Plus, there's the woman suing for £76 million after falling asleep in a work-trip sauna, the Nightmare Before Christmas question laid to rest, Amber's not impressed by Sinners, Vogue's going to listen to a podcast about that Richard Gere rumour and we're majorly feeling for a listener navigating fertility treatment while her best friend announces her pregnancy.
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Is Spenny and his moustache making a return to the pod!?
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Vogue was late to record because she couldn't get the champagne open, Spenny's bringing back the 'tache on the basis of exactly one compliment...will we see it return to the pod? Not if Amber can help it.
Plus, the Skylight calendar that's going to solve the mental load of four children, Ambi's health journey and turkey ball dinner, hair-washing frequency confessions, a Loewe perfume discovery, the Heart Breakfast prank on Jamie with Vicky Pattison that did not land, Sandra's voicenotes, and an agony aunt from a listener desperate for a...
She UNFOLLOWED me after 12 years because I'm too poor for her wedding?!?!
On this episode: Listener Hannah was ghosted, removed and unfollowed by her pal of twelve years after declining a wedding invite! Justified or Bridezilla?
Plus, we're all over the Traitors, Vogue's begun the Halloween film watchlist, the goujon chat simply never ends, Flahavan's is CONFIRMED back on Ocado, Tipple gets its free ad (it's an incredible hangover cure), we're watching War with Sienna Miller (ride) and Dominic West and Vogue is finally clearing the sleep debt.
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We FINALLY don't care what trolls think | We love our 40s
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: It's Vogue's birthday! She's turning 41 with a genuinely lovely take on getting older, chatting why your forties bring a confidence and resilience that nothing before it does.
Plus, there's the birthday plan, Jeana's visit and the £40 pedal boat used for six minutes, and Amber's full Dingle hen debrief including a kebab tray and an unexpected date offer. We hear from Sandra about pilotless planes, an agony aunt from a listener who thinks her boyfriend and best friend are a better match than she and her boyfriend are and Amber teaches us h...
Spencer's Twin, Amber's new career & we've started Christmas shopping!
We chat about Spenny’s new twin, Amber's Tiktok obsession and reviewing the contents of your fridges in our most ruthless competition yet.
Plus, Vogue reveals that her wedding ring has been repaired but somehow looked like it was run over by a JCB, we've started our Christmas planning and we break down a listener's major dilemma about their partner wanting their ex-fiancée as a bridesmaid.
From supermarket wine spills to baby updates and hilarious listener emails, you won't want to miss a single minute!
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Amber secretly taught my kids to swear!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber is off to Dingle for a double hen with fifty party gays and a sprinkling of straights for balance. There's a distillery tour, a ceilidh, bingo, oysters with tinnies, a boat cruise and a discotheque, and she's vowing she'll be tucked up early.... we're not convinced. Remy might have jaundice or Vogue might just be yellow and Spenny completely fluffing it on Sky Sports at the BMW PGA.
Plus, Amber's day at the golf, being laughed at rollerblading in Battersea Park, a genuinely heroic day of piggery, Kim Kardashian and Lewis...
Stop pretending you like Matcha
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: McDonald's have retired the pumpkin spice latte after 13 years, so naturally a full taste test of the new guard of autumnal drinks was required.
Plus, Frederick's £400 Chinese order, the cinnamon-drenched French toast in Boston that had both sisters both crying at the table, a listener called Harriet with a set of saucy questions and a genuinely brilliant idea (send in photos of your fridge for an MTV Cribs-style rating), and an AITA from a newly pregnant bridesmaid whose friend is getting married abroad eight weeks after her due date.
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'You pulled him out?!?!' - THE BABY IS HERE!
It's a new season of Vogue and Amber and we're BACK! Vogue, as a new mum of four. Remy Valentine is here, he's a dote, he only woke twice last night, and Vogue has left him for the first time for two and a half hours to record this. And Amber, still a golfing legend, who spent her time off getting two birdies, discovering a love of padel and achieving silver status with Aer Lingus.
We've got the FULL birth story in full, why the name changed from Elvis to Remy and all the names in between.<...
Best Of: Our biggest learning of 2026 so far? Never EVER use the Hotel kettle
Vogue is off having the baba, so here's a best-of to keep you going. Don't worry, we're back on Tuesday!
On this one: a listener who worked in a London hotel wrote in about the guest who arrived at reception holding a kettle with something most unwanted inside. Amber confesses to having used multiple hotel appliances and Vogue's chatting expensive Club sandwiches in some of the most expensive hotels in London.
Plus, Theodore deciding Amber is the double of a certain blonde footie player, Frederick's dog's balls, Imo's hated quiz and an AITA from a...
Best Of: Spenny wants to do "Lego" in front of his entire family
Vogue's off welcoming her gorgeous baby boy, so here are a few of our best bits to tide you over until next week!
On this ep: The story of Bob Marley / Sideshow bob - the plant Auntie Naomi gifted the girls, Vogue's first ever spice bag, strong opinions on Matcha and Miso soup, Japan facts, disturbing Noseys, the great towel-washing debate, the cosmetic procedure game where each sister picks three for the other (earlobes and calves take a battering), why Vogue's doesn't buy Kim and Lewis Hamilton, and an agony aunt from a listener who wants to...
Vogue's eating her placenta?
On this episode: Vogue's on maternity leave by the time you hear this, and she's spent her last few days being kept awake by the stench of prawns.
Plus, there's the summer clear-out, Amber's cooking Tiktok recipes, a candid chat about Vogue being induced at 40 and the strong opinions that followed, a pregnancy fact-or-fiction quiz, placenta tablets, and an agony aunt from a listener whose mother-in-law has invited herself to the birth.
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So, the baby's not called Elvis...
On this week's Vogue & Amber: The name Elvis is officially out — and it's not because the entire family bitched about it behind Vogue's back, although they did. Sandra also got a reminder that she named a child Vogue in 1985, so opinions are being taken with a pinch of salt. A shortlist remains, and by the time you hear this, there may be a name!
Plus, a pulled groin muscle that left Vogue unable to walk, Gigi's handmade flamingo walking stick, Imo being accused of minimal effort and then producing arguably the best segment of the year in co...
Is this the worst episode we've ever done?
In this episode: Is this the worst episode we've ever done? We acknowledged it, and then carried on anyway. It's the last one before Vogue's off to have the baby, and it's a beautiful mess. We've recorded a million episodes this week and we've fully run out of steam.
Plus, Amber gets an eye clinic apology, Vogue makes the huge decision of blue versus red Cool Pops before 11am, a truly hideous goujon based confession from Amber, Vogue's solo date plans with the kids pre baby, the Type A woman of our DREAMS and a WLW IVF...
Why do I have to suffer because of the perverts?
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Perverts ruining the Meta glasses for Vogue, who just wants a decent skiing vid, Sandra declares Margaret Qualley's Chanel shoes are "not for her", Amber gives the full lowdown on her Killarney trip, Vogues resorting to cool pops as a major food group and eating Nandos at 11:15am.
Plus, the eye appointment Amber walked out of, egging etiquette, a rude mole comment from someone who needs to look in the mirror, Electric Picnic FOMO (despite the rain), still hunting Jay-Z tickets, an AITA about a stolen promotion and would you use a...
Mum is banned when I bring home the baby!
On this week's bonus episode: Vogue has dick amnesia, Amber's had the breakfast of all breakfasts, Sandra and Neil are planning their trip over to meet the new baby, but they won't be allowed in too early and will we ever go an episode without mentioning golf? Not on Amber's watch.
Plus, Margaret Qualley's Chanel shoes, killers caught by ancestry DNA, a very disappointing smash burger, the zoo packed lunch that shocked the internet, and a birthday kitty dilemma that has everyone raging.
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I heard someone in the house and the cameras were smashed!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber woke at 2am, heard music coming from the kitchen, decided the house was being burgled, Lea was freaking out, the Garda was on speed dial, but the culprit wasn't quite what we expected.
Plus, Vogue is fully baby-ready: nails done, toes done, tan on, hair washed in case he arrives, and has done a massive wardrobe clearout (hitting Vinted imminently). Spencer's been raiding Vogue's precious jungle melatonin, Amber's been slagged at the nail salon AND on the Spotify comments and your "moment I knew it was over" stories, including a wedding...
Is Vogue falling for her AI assistant?
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Vogue is forming an emotional bond to her AI because it's really nice to her and remembers things, the baby could arrive any day and she hasn't packed a single thing and we're discussing an insane buffet where you can eat your way around the continENts.
Plus, Amber's golf game is finally improving, Sandra's offering up her hand-me-down golf clothes, we're falling down a Lindsay Clancy rabbit hole and Amber's food intake gets judged, again. Warm lettuce anyone?
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Why we had to STOP our Podcast recording...
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's finished her last day at Heart Radio, Spencer's vomit bug has now taken out Gigi and Theodore, and Amber thought she found mouse droppings in the spare room and called pest control...eek.
Plus, a slight noisy interruption to the recording, pregnancy naps being the greatest thing on earth, the Swifties are still attacking Amber, the solar eclipse being a total letdown, a potato shortage threatening crisps AND chips, Sandra's voice notes are back, Amber's got BDE, and we've got a brand new podcast WhatsApp number!! Send us your "moments you...
Vogue LOST Her Wedding Ring Diamond?!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: A diamond has fallen out of Vogue's wedding ring and she has no idea where it happened, Spencer got a vomitting bug and was banished to the connecting room so Vogue wouldn't get his "sick pillow", and Jay-Z has announced London dates right around baby time. Will Vogue go?
Plus, Amber's fed up of her rubbish golf, it's the last week of Heart Breakfast, we're loving Madonna's new album, Amber's still devouring lots of delish food and we've a bridesmaid AITA where the maid of honour has to plan a wedding alongside...
Our Mum sends us a SAVAGE voicenote - IT'S A LIE!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's named number 3 in an Irish poll of well-known people you'd most like to go on a road trip with, ahead of Graham Norton and we're shocked. Sandra sends three voice notes this week and is telling porkies, and Amber's really leaning into her sports era.
Plus, Jedward's on Heart, Zendaya and Tom Holland getting married at the exact hotel Vogue tried to book, Bryan Johnson admitting he might have taken things a tad too far, a fight with Spencer over an air hockey table, and an agony aunt about a woman...
The Swifties are coming for Me
On this week's Vogue & Amber: The sisters haven't spoken since Friday and neither will be the first to crack. After this podcast they're going right back to full standoff.
Vogue got her heels, lip gloss and leg oil on for Skepta on the radio, but was mildly disappointed, Amber revives our good plant friend Sideshow Bob and the Swifties have finally come for her.
Plus, a dictaphone full of Alicia Keys recordings that must never be found, Amber's teenage boyfriend being caught busking on Grafton Street, Cape Fear's a strong recommend and a bridesmaid AITA...
Ranking YOUR Baby Name Suggestions
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue is looking forward to going back to work (single parents, she salutes you), lost her Celine sunglasses to the sea mid-wave, and has been challenged to say "kumquat" and "kangaroo" live on Heart Breakfast. Whilst, Amber's been wheeling Lea to the medical centre and in 'Amber's A-List Alert', Katy Perry got trapped in the crowd after crowdsurfing and we find out why Benny Blanco's sailing across the Atlantic.
Plus, Sandra confirms who was best behaved as a child, we're ranking your baby name suggestions, a monkey was left in a bag...
The Scariest Plane Story we've EVER read on Instagram
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue has become completely obsessed with padel after one game. She's ordered a racket, booked every available court, and is now a self-proclaimed 'padel wanker". She also cried before breakfast because the kids were feral again despite being on the holiday of their lives.
Plus, a horrifying plane crash story that Amber read on Instagram, the man who got sucked out of a Ryanair window and Michael O'Leary's response, the girls' W.O.R.L.D this week and a listener asking whether it's okay to tell your best friends you're pregnant...
Spencer ended up in HOSPITAL after sunburn!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Spencer's hospital sunburn story, what we know about Harry Styles and Zoe Kravitz' wedding, sun bed gate on holiday, the origin of the word "hangover", and a listener who wants to contact her ex after 5 months for a €100 frying pan.
Plus, the kids were so horrific yesterday that Vogue cried twice, Amber stormed off, and they've now been left in camp until 5pm. Sandra gives her hot take on parent guilt, the rest of the lowdown from Ibiza and Vogue's fear of death has passed onto Theodore!
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Things only an Irish Mammy would say to her own Daughter
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: They're in Ibiza, it's hotter than the sun, and the girls had Carl Cox tickets, behind the stage, name on the list, the lot, and they still didn't go because it was too hot and too late and they were too old.
Plus, Spain lifting the World Cup trophy while Argentina sulked, Trump at the medal ceremony being edited out of photos, swimming near what turned out to be a sewer outlet, someone's feet (or worse) ruining the plane journey, the first proper "Welcome to Our World" segment, Vogue's finally replacing...
We HAVE to talk about the Taylor Swift Lavender Marriage Conspiracy
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Are Taylor and Travis in a Lavender Marriage? Kevin Bridges follows Vogue on Insta and she's delighted, Amber's coming for Bryan Johnson again, a Carl Cox 2am conundrum and men are icing their balls?!
Plus, justice for Hashbrowns, Amber is being told she looks 35 and taking it as a massive compliment, and Vogue reveals that before she met Spencer on The Jump, she thought he was going to be awful, and then they got on like a house on fire from day one.
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I'm the Dua Lipa of Ireland
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Joanne's dubbed Vogue the Dua Lipa of Ireland, €700 Bottega Veneta sunglasses on Vinted, Vogue's still pushing the name Rocket, and car crash memories (we've all been there.
Plus, Amber's been glammed up for Ireland's fashion week, Neil's infiltrating the house alarm system and advising on window colours, and a bridesmaid wondering if she should be offended.
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Ice Spice And Tobey Maguire?!?!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Oasis residency rumours, Madonna's new album's out and we're delighted, Bryan Johnson's got an autoimmune disease and Amber's not too sure about him, an AI beluga whale that never escaped and Tobey Maguire spotted snogging Ice Spice?!
Plus, a very sweet message from 61-year-old fan Howard, Amber's officially in her sports era, Vogue's been to the Grand Prix and just stared at everyone, a man (not Imo) deliberately defecating in public swimming pools, favourite cereals and DO NOT share drinks.
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Stop telling me my Bump is tiny!
On this episode of Vogue & Amber: Is snooping on your partner's phone really that bad? The "your bump is tiny" comments that are driving Vogue insane, an AITA about a girl who drank her boyfriend's irreplaceable tequila and a giant snotflake in a job interview.
Plus, Vogue has blown her own mind by completing an online Mercadona shop for Spain before she's even landed, Amber's back at the doctor about her lady bits and confirming there will be no surprise pregnancies (we weren't too worried).
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The baby names that Spencer vetoed!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: A celeb dick pic from a 70 year old, Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel/Smeagol erase $550 million in medical debt, the couple from that Empire State Building proposal, the Temu tax and everyones dry riding in Casa Amor.
Plus, the vetoed baby names, Amber’s discovering she's a buggy golfer, we prank call Auntie Naomi about the ‘Sideshow bob/ Bob Marley’ plant and Vogue went for a hearing test expecting a satisfying earwax removal and got nothing, Spencer, on the other hand, had lumps extracted from his rainforest ears and Vogue stayed to watch...
Vogue gets caught red handed by her neighbour!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber's tired, a bit worse for wear, and debating between a Chinese and a kebab, whilst Vogue ate nothing but cheese on toast for 24 hours and is considering seeing The Prodigy at 9 months pregnant because nobody can stop her.
Plus, there's a nose-picking shame spiral, realising Swedish House Mafia are Swedish, Calvin Harris at Malahide, Celine Dion bucket list plans, the definitive Chinese order breakdown, a truly vile Sprite bottle one-night stand story, and some genuinely sweet advice about blending families.
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Are we calling Gordon Ramsay a liar?
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue's back from Mykonos where she ate exclusively Greek food(ish), got a free doughnut from a beach vendor, and discovered some truly horrifying facts about hyena genitalia, whilst Amber's back from Madrid where the ladies of the night were outside her window and the Spanish measures were out of control.
Plus, there's a heatwave meltdown, a rant about putting sun cream on Spen's oily back, shoes-in-the-house bacteria that will ruin your day, barefoot men in the gym, World Cup news, Gordon Ramsay definitely lying about not buying his kids houses, and...
I can't stop looking at Bad Bunny and Spencer's noticed!
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Vogue can't stop scrolling Bad Bunny and Spencer's caught her red-handed, Gigi's getting 12 hours sleep and still moaning, the internet's losing it over Spenny's tea cosy top, and a paediatric doctor's getting blocked for passive-aggressive DMs.
Plus, a listener who kept a piss bin in her bedroom until a lad found it after a one-night stand, an AITA about a boyfriend who earns nearly double but won't budge on 50/50 rent and it's the final quiz and we have a victor!
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Vogue addresses the baby gender rumours
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Imo's back, Vogue is heading to Mykonos to eat nothing but octopus, gyros and feta, and Amber's off to Madrid with absolutely no interest in tourist attractions, just drag shows, pools, and gay bars.
Plus, there's a Sideshow Bob plant that won't die, aggressive hymn singing, Vogue addresses the baby gender rumours after wearing pink to the baby shower, Molly Mae calling her baby Midas, Morrissey's unhinged hate list, a Cape Verde goalkeeper who gained 11 million followers in 90 minutes, and a listener going through her first ever breakup after 8 years.
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I turned down Harry Styles for a night in
On today's episode: Vogue's turned down Harry Styles tickets because she can't stay up past 10pm, Amber's got Selling Sunset news, and Vogue's cat, Bacardi disappeared and came back with a new collar and zero loyalty.
Plus, a Ring doorbell rant, the new Harlan Coben thriller everyone's about to binge, a harrowing Pride Month recommendation called Tiptoe, week 9 of the quiz going down to the wire, and a listener whose boss's jeans smelled so bad she nearly passed out measuring the inside seam.
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We need to talk about what David Harbour said about Lily Allen
On this week's Vogue & Amber: Amber's fighting seagulls at dawn and dealing with Sandra and Neil roaming free around the house, whilst Vogue has cancelled her entire social calendar, survived Lorraine on no sleep, and accepted she's a control freak, because both Amber and her therapist said so.
Plus, rebranding the baby shower the "baby hen", Sandra's better at Insta than Amber, the famine row continues, the worst baby names of all time, a man cooking a whole lasagne in a hotel room and Gigi's going to rob Amber's boobies.
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Dublin Nights Out & Cursed Weddings
On today’s episode: Vogue celebrates eight years of marriage by planning a very chic anniversary escape to Mykonos, while the girls relive a chaotic Dublin weekend that included Mary Black bangers, White Claws and serious emotional damage over the idea of a farewell tour.
Plus, a listener asks whether to stay quiet or speak up over a friend’s relationship before her wedding, and a debate about red flags, feminism and knowing when to mind your business.
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A Court Summons, DNA Reveal & Absolutely No Ibiza
On this week’s Vogue & Amber: the girls get stuck into Amber’s DNA heritage results and Vogue’s latest AI-induced outrage. Plus, why Ibiza is absolutely not for them, is Euphoria too intense, and has Amber accidentally landed Vogue in court?
Plus, a bit of a spiral over fake celebrity stories, petty post-break-up revenge tactics, and a particularly tricky Agony Amb about the awkwardness of teenage hygiene.
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