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Getting to the bottom of whatever this Star Wars thing isFired Coaches Draft bonus round commences, thanks to the magnanimity of Specter Of Professional Football Death Potentate JasonFixing Nebraska with steroidsLet [clap] Arch [clap] dust [clap]Week 10 of the college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by...

The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberPurchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough December 31, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Harbor CampsWhen they're not ruining the Fullcast, Spencer...

What exactly is Pat McAfee afraid of? Hell if we knowBig Ten fans maybe just skip this oneThe perks of being a werewolfWeek 9 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by...

Surber has a new toyWorld Series previewSpencer builds a case against the 24-team playoff, not that it'll matter!Dirt track racing genres, exploredTeams that are DoneWeek 8 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged...

Lads talk about a new concert film from The LadsMike Elko, please don't argue with a message boardJon Sumrall has committed an unforgivable sinArch Manning is a perfectly normal college quarterbackWeek 7 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and...

Audiophiles, we are here to upset you even more than usual this weekSome ideas to make NFL disaster tourism porn even worseCarrie Underwood feet discussion, but not in the way your search history might suggestPotential Nick Saban video game gravity wells, rankedSpencer sets a personal record and introduces a new sleep paralysis demonWhich teams we're already ready to leave on the curb with the rest of the trash (still love u, Cal)Surber lays it all at the foot of the cross and invents a new advanced statWhy doesn't the CW have a 3:30 game?Week 6 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown...

A humiliating lack of ball knowledge once again derails a Senate hearingThis is PJ Fleck's becoming fyiAuburn espionage (more than the usual amount of Auburn espionage)If you care that much about the Protect College Sports Act, holler at your elected reps about itSeptember Heisman candidates, reviewedWeek 5 college football schedule, previewedThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think...

It's "Which coaches are in fandoms" versus "Is Scott Satterfield a good coach" for the "Is Wario a libertarian" title beltVideo games have aged usKamario Taylor appreciation cornerBizarro Oklahoma, exploredWell we're back to promotion and relegation but society drove us hereNow Is The Hour When We Praise UMassWeek 4 college football schedule, previewedThere is in fact a fired coach draft happening in this episode. We have always loved getting that out of the way in the second hour of the Week 4 midweek showThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like...

ICYMI: Moon flatICYMI: Money = Feel Better ButtonBoosters should be fireableRaking through the rank unpleasantness of the past 72 hours or so in an attempt to get to what we really want to be doing: hollering at teams playing weird non-con games on the other side of the country to come on homeThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes, including Fullcast After Dark during football season. We think...

Without the benefit of lights or helmet comms or video feeds, it turns out SMU and Florida State were able to play football, by using their hands and feet to move the ball up and down the field.We have now caught up with all the Western Michigan/Regular Michigan Narnian nonsense that was going on while we were recording After Dark!In conclusion to both of the preceding stories: Replay is bad and we don't need it!Dabo is kebab'd y'all. Dabokebab. Kedabo Swinney. Is this anythingWe did not reorganize the buttons on the soundboard before the season started...

Charles Star continues his 2026 podcast world tour, proving he will come on literally ANY podcast this year if you ask him toHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal...

We did at one point have a plan for todayHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster...

Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels GarfieldReturning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new OreosBut before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress timeHey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanksTime to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up atHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on...

Can you name the Las Vegas Raider you'd least advise to get in a fight? How about the Raider you'd least want to fight yourself? Okay, so those two guys got in a fightPresidential Physics ExamThe last five minutes of this episodes contain all the latest updates we've heard from our sources throughout the industry regarding the forthcoming 19-team college football playoffHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or...

A French artillery lesson, about buttsHow to tell the Fullcast hosts apart (it's based on how long since each of us has played Wave Race)Whole crew proceeds to fail to conclusively prove we're currently aliveWhat kind of boat is it on the river Styx, do you reckonVermont community theatre newsThank you for emailing us from workHolly ad Spencer made a zine, you will be able to buy it next week, like everything else they do it is nominally about college footballCatching up with Ol' Terry BikeassThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and...

0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!"6:37 "Why can't I do this?"7:41 "By the way, Ryan, fuck you"9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful"9:34 "I ask the questions here, shut up"11:03 "Y'all need to cheer up"11:38 "No one wins this game"13:13 "What is the question again?"15:55 "You've led us all in circles!"17:35 "Fuck no, I have honor!"19:31 "I will never surrender"24:32 "... did that team have a quarterback?"25:22 "It is right, but it's not correct"25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a lifeline right now so this will be over. No."28:33 "No, we have to keep going"31:03 "We got a long way...

00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away"03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment"19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you"21:48 "So there was a song mentioned 22 minutes ago that we're about to get to"25:13 "Anyway, tell us about the stupid song"27:38 "Again, tell us about the song, Spencer"29:09 "Go ahead, Spencer"32:20 "You ever gonna talk about this damn song?"33:40 "I like that Ryan is telling us about this song before Spencer is"The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month...

This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002)Early CFB '27 thoughtsIf it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n SurberThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and...

We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vowsDoes the Sun have a smell?Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shampoo to find the light?[Graham Norton voice] Patrick you have a story, tell us that storyPodcast business celebrates an important birthdayThe Monster Energy Big 12 is real and actually it can hurt youAfter four weeks of almost doing it, we discuss the most important story of the college football offseason, The World CupThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help...

Ryan receives the news of Surber's earthly demise with mild concernSpencer joins the ocean floor aristocracyThis leads inevitably to snack protein discourseCollege football uniform patches feat. Gay Hospital ™ and the Michigan State BankDiscussion returns to protein the old-fashioned way (grave robbery)Google ratings of the godsIntroducing our new summer workout plan, Neckstrong ™The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twen...

Gronk as labor iconCoyote Negroni SeasonSorsby Industries Scorned(sby)Our opponents don't want to build thunder mountainsHere's what bothers us about the Waffle House memeWorld Cup auras we find pleasingShut Up, AlexiThe three words Spencer uses to short-circuit Internet cultureHoly shit it's Killer Antz album launch dayMusic rage bait, here fishy fishy fishiesThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29...

Spencer behind enemy onlinesPresident bad at poolJelly Roll divorce discourseThe Sorsby thing again, sureThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of...

Ryan’s more Metal Gear than man nowSorsby case thoughts: We have some!Sure, let's try shunning to fix NCAA issues; it's not like anything else is workingThe first-ever use of "pro wrestling in the pejorative sense" in the show's interminable historyCody Campbell if nothing else please stop smiling at us on televisionBonus weather ambience in today's episode! Soothing rain sounds provided free of chargeLSU basketball recruiting speculation [oil term]Ryan ends one long-running game and begins another, shorter oneStick around for the end of the show to find out how excited we all are for the World Cup!The Sh...

Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his emailRestaurant personnel taxonomyHouse fuckery for everybodyMaguire v Sark, excuse for Saban voicesWe found the Stanford Cabela'sBreaking news to SurberThe Atlantic did a bad football post and now we're political consultantsChet Holmgren Join The League Of Shadows ChallengeThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes s...

NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington WizardsLane Kiffin Was Right (weird!)Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!)Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!)Georgia mercenary loreDangerous toys of the twentieth centuryBison breeding detourJaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either)We're all getting really into crying, join usThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this...

Get your exclusive Nashville Super Bowl merchandise hereLet's Remember Some Ancient CursesBrendan Sorsby's just trying to keep the spark alive, babyConsider the state of ArizonaA dramatic rendition of Podcast BusinessPlayoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What EditionThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for...

Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problemUCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a roomWe figured out why Brian Kelly's into AIInverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involvedWhat do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclistPeople in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4...

What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age?What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of itNBA tanking solutionsTaking advantage of our newfound status as media mogulsProbably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episodeChecking in on Liddle Ole ClemsonThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have...

Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think!We may never know Jor-Don's true purposeNFL Draft recapWhich podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus2026 Charity Bowl recapFullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/What was YOUR "welcome to the League" moment?C.A.T. Squad and C.A.T. Squad: Python Wolf, reviewedFor those of you returning to this episode in 2032 looking for the debate on morality in the Super Mario Brothers universe that eventually tore the show apart, you...

Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dadsThe 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here.Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to [email protected] we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/nThe specific gravity of Conference USAWrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tourWhat is Texas A&M learning from the war in IranLet's draft some guysAlachua County sleeper cell, activateThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give...

Spencer has a zoo crew morningImportant trucks we have seen latelyLet's remember some banksLet's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissionerThe 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here.Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio StateThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in...

What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review BoardHolding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we areThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording...

Which host is the most Catholic?Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorryYou can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from thereGender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysisWhy convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membershipIf history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz diedSpencer makes funeral arrangementsJelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remakeHow to join the French Foreign LegionThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with...

Practicing Minions preparednessWhich Fullcast hosts are actively evil? DiscussWhich Hand In The Dirt host would you want to ride out the Purge with?Spencer takes a musical journeyTailgate at the Jack Reacher trial, save the dateMorally cleansing ollies at Augusta NationalThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a...

Tornadoes, gendered for a reasonNew Grumors!Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes?Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings?This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Carolinians to handle snakes properly?Who will join previous bracket champions Mariah Carey and Old-Timey Mine Cart? Everybody be cool and follow the instructions to determine our winner! You did...

Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigatedBuff Hutts, discussedWhat are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been FixedSpecial guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killerPresidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, rankedMid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to RussiaFlorida misses on a culturally important recruitBuckle the fuck up, it's Price Of Crude In The Permian ™ timeTobacco companies: call usTravis Kelce get your giant dick over here and take your medicineThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ou...

What is "the Last Glizzy"?Arise, Rueben Bain Arm Length DiscourseIndiana nice, explainedPresidential trading cards: what?The definitive "needs weed" power rankings of the Stoops brothersThe Transfer Wizard returns, making this an episode that is a) potentially actually informative and also b) one in which everybody gets to do wizard voicesPLUS! Which host is "itching for another roof crime"?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes...

Ryan helps Holly market a #disruptive new healthcare planSupplemental reading material may be found hereUnlike some other shows, we're not afraid to say these three little words: "Dracula's NFT collection"Kirby and Mario got jokes, shocking absolutely everyoneMack Brown gets his flowersOlympics updateDesignated survivor or bad hang?A harrowing new UFL tradition is unveiledThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have...

Werewolf facts reviewAssigning everybody jobs on a shipJason's blocked by Hugh Freeze on Instagram! Find out why that even came up!This week in college football realignment: Who made this mess. Stop itSince we can't make college football conferences clean up their bedrooms, we're going to play a little game and try to make it worseWhat somehow appears to be our first orginal sea shantyA second sea shantyNow through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVEShutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber...

Episode title, continued: "And Dallas Cowboys Spring Preview, Plus Assigning Winter Sports To SEC Schools"Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVEShutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by David CookDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show w...