Cliff and Kendall: Coast 2 Coast

This week the great debaters are each sitting on a TOP SECRET completely unknown countdown! Will they be cool and interesting? Will one or both flop hard? To download is the only way of knowing! Also: unsecured segments like WTFood and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Don't miss this episode or you might [xxxxxxxxxx]! 

Cliff and Kendall are wonderfully wet this week as they discuss Washers and Water Parks! Whether you love to slide down a long tube or prefer to soap stuff up, this ep is for you! Also: Momentous new music and segments like Things You Should Know and Categories with Kendall but with Cliff. Don't miss this one or you'll be saying "H2Ohhh No!" 

Who better than Cliff and Kendall to explain the true meaning of Bread!? It's so good on a sandwich, but what else can it do? Then: time for the big top! It's a Circus themed section of the show! Also, stay tuned for segments like What the Kidz R Sayin' and the ALL NEW Kendall's Right to Choose! Step right up, it's the podcast you've been dreaming of! 

Who better than the Dust and Wind of podcasting to discuss the strange and true reality of Dust and Wind! Then Cliff and Kendall move on to other bizarre things in the segment You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Rounding out this otherwise classic episode is a round of WWID that cannot be explained in human words. This episode will likely be one of those things people talk about in the future and everyone will know where they were when it happened. "Where were you when Cliff and Kendall released the Dust & Wind show?" Find out now! 

This week Cliff and Kendall are cracking open the mystery file labeled: CRABS! What are they? Why so many legs and why in the ever-loving **** do they walk sideways?? And: don't get crabby but it's an investigation into Crack! Why is it whack? Can the thrill kill? (Spoiler Alert: Don't do crack!! Ever!) And segments like Bad Jokes and a round of Connection Confusion that'll clear things right up. Don't miss this one and please note: the second half of this episode can be used to scare friends and relatives straight about a certain illicit substance. 

What's that sound rattling up above you? Is it a ghost?? This week Cliff and Kendall are sharing TRUE tales of hauntings and spine tingling spirit stories! Also: beloved segments like Songs U Should Know and Baaaaaad Jokes! Don't miss this episode that hovers like a strange spectral gas over an old haunted swamp. 

Cliff and Kendall are back with every shocking musical fact from Bach to Beethoven and from Mozart to Madonna! Also: segments like What the Kids R Saying and Songs U Should Know! And: an unmissable mini-countdown of the greatest 8 eight songs ever (???) This one's gonna set the roof on fire! 

iCliff and Kendall's Caboose is on the air! This week the Cliff and Kendall gang is at the Caboose Museum sharing #Crucial Time-Saving Hacks and a Mini-countdown of Train Songs that definitely goes off the rails! Also: segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me?! and You Wanna Hear Something Weird!?! Also: AI insurrection and bowel attack genuflection! 

Podcasting's yin and yang, Cliff and Kendall, are back this week with a squeaky clean load of cleaning tips! Follow Kendall's masterly advice for a cleaner and shinier you. Then it's a mini-countdown of dirty songs! Leave the kids by the side of the road for this one. Also: wildly popular segments like Bad Jokes and First Impressions. What an episode! What a time to be alive! 

It's a bonanza of buttons, belly buttons, and more this week! Cliff and Kendall are unofficial "button-eres" and are so proud they may bust a button. Also: a divisive new segment and perennial favorite What the Kidz R Saying. Don't miss this episode, it's the hardest button to button but you can do it! 

This week Cliff and Kendall are sharing things they love and recommend in a whole new way! From apparitions to obscure 90s movies, you'll want to hear them all. Also: celebrating the return of the queen and segments like WWID and more! Don't miss this episode which dares to ask "What if we did it this way?" 

Doctors Cliff and Kendall will see you now. This week the great debaters are tackling weird old medical treatments! You’ll never believe all the uses our ancestors had for p!$%! Also: flightless birds. Are they just too lazy or what!? And enjoy added segments like WTFood and You Wanna Hear Something Weird? You don’t want to miss this one so: disrobe, put on this paper covering, and have a seat. 

Cliff and Kendall are pulling out all their sweet teeth, honey! They've got the #tea on pudding and the lowdown skinny on pastries and pies as well, girl! Also: a new segment, the brainchild of Kendall, called "Connection Confusion" and classic segment Stupid Questions (did Cliff reveal too much??). Don't miss this one, it's been 65 million years in the making! 

Finally! (& who better??) Cliff and Kendall are blowing the lid off Optimism! They've got a countdown of optimistic artworks that will have you smiling from here til doomsday! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and Cliff and Kendall's First Impressions! Don't miss this (possibly last chance) to turn that frown all the way upside down! 

One's long and yellow and one's crunchy and green! Find out which one is which and just what they're both used for this week. Also: Segments like RU Talkin' 2 Me?!, Hot Subjects, and Categories w/ Kendall But w/ Cliff. This one's a keeper folks, download now and cherish for generations. 

At last Cliff and Kendall are turning their huge investigative powers toward puppetry and parasites! One will delight you and the other may be swimming in your intestines right now! Also: segments such as WWID and RU Talkin' 2 Me? (Oscar edition). Don't miss this tribute to the greatest puppets and warning about the worst parasites you may already be hosting!  

It's caves and closets this week, what are they? How do they affect you?? Also: happenin' segments like What the Kidz R Sayin' and Hot Subjects! Find out what stalagmites and stalactites really are and how they get in your closet! Don't miss this one, it's a keeper! 

This week Cliff and Kendall are talking about the tiniest little plastics you've ever seen (or not seen) and that syrup that's everyone's dream! One of them is in your bloodstream right now- find out which when you download this show! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and I Know UR But What Am I?? Don't miss this one, trust us!! 

Cliff and Kendall are honoring the legendary Catherine O'Hara this week! She was always best in show and we're discussing her amazing career and immense talents! Also: Segments like Things U Should Know (About Catherine O'Hara) and a themed round of RU Talking 2 Me?! Don't miss this emotional tribute show to the one and only Catherine the Greatest! 

What is a stomach? Why is a stereo? Find out the answers this week on an all new episode, one that's sure to shock and satisfy! Also: segments like You Wanna Hear Something Weird? and WTFood. This is one show you'll want to download and cherish for generations to come. 

And the winner is ... who?? Find out in this annual awards extravaganza! The nominees are excited and ANYONE could win! Also: award-winningly-good segments like Bad Jokes and Stupid Questions. Roll out the red carpet and get ready for the event of the year! 

Cliff and Kendall are continuing to spread warmth, kindness, and bits of humanity- even on the moon! It's a lunar yuletide featuring tips and hacks for a holiday of ease and we're making a few Christmas wishes along the way! Also: segments like RU Talking 2 Me!?! and Hot Subjects over an open fire! 

Cliff and Kendall are here to #hack the #yuletide and simplify it all for you this holiday season. Also: what holiday traditions should we steal? And: segments like Dear CK and WWID? Don't miss this thrilling, yet heartwarming, and somehow also timeless (while simultaneously being incredibly of-the-moment) show! HOHOYOLO 

The great debaters are back! This week they're giving tips and hacks to ensure your family gatherings put the FUN in functional! Also: a countdown NO one will want to miss! And similarly unmissable segments like Bad Jokes and RU Talking 2 Me!?! Come for the comedy, stay for the life-changing infotainment! 

On Kendall's 44th birthday, he's telling the world just why he loves so many weird unpopular things! Also: Cliff's flawless gift, a surprising party venue, and segments like XXX-tremely Stupid Questions and Paranormal Things U Should Know! Download and celebrate as Kendall lives another year! 

Is this the end of Hillbilly Willy?? This Halloween everyone's got problems! Even the demon-possessed pig farmer and his demon-possessed daughter! When an evil force arrives with favors and demands, is anyone in Busheltown safe? Will Cliff and Kendall get to perform their gender swapped Hocus Pocus? And just what must Cliff and Kendall sacrifice to save the whole town? Find out when you download this all new Halloween special! 

Cliff and Kendall are spilling the haunted beans on how to throw the most ghoulish party ever! And then? It's time for tales of terror in the back alley! Also: segments of doom like WTFood and Spooky Things U Should Know! Don't miss this spine-tingling & rib-tickling episode! 

And they didn't even work in the lab late last night! Cliff and Kendall are mashing up their favorite Halloween characters and talking dream Spooky Collaborations! Also: costume and makeup tips and hacks for a horrifying Halloween night! And: ghoulish segments like RU Talking 2 Me? and WWID. Don't miss this show at the bottom of your treat sack! 

Say what?? Cliff and Kendall are talking villains you want to befriend and chatting about their top three subjects: candy, candy, candy! Specifically the weirdest and worst candies! Also Bad Jokes and Hot Subjects so hot they may emit steam as you download this show. Don't miss this one, it's bad to the bone- the funny bone! 

Tune in as Cliff and Kendall share some TV-centric countdowns that prove the medium isn't dead! Also: segments like RU Talking 2 Me? (TV Show edition) and WWID? Don't miss this episode that dares answer the question 'What is twenty two times two?' 

We have to go back! Cliff and Kendall are opening up and spilling SECRETS from the VAULT about their old film school! What happened? Where is it now? Who are Cliff and Kendall? All these questions will be answered (plus more you haven't thought of yet) in addition to: Baaaad Jokes! and a mini-countdown of their best Watkins College of Art & Design cinematic achievements! You'll be yelling, 'Action!' as you download! Enjoy now with a huge bucket of popped corn! 

This week from the moon: Cliff and Kendall are tackling two topics! They've got the skinny on #Germs (Why are they so small?) and the straight dope on #Perms (Why so curly?)! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and Stupid Questions, a major cut, and a new single! Give yourself a break and on't miss this show! It's the only show that dares ask the non-musical question 'How great can a podcast get?' and you won't believe the answer! 

At long last a podcast dares dedicate half of its show to #SHEEP and the other half to #VOLCANOES! What a time to be alive! Also: segments sure to fulfill you emotionally: Bad Jokes and What the Kids R Saying! Don't go grazing into boiling hot lava, download this show instead! 

What's skinnier than skin and bonier than bones? Who knows! But Cliff and Kendall are sharing the best of both worlds this week on the podcast! While friends are raving for a good cause, your hosts explore what makes something skin and not bone, etc. Also: Segments like RU Talking 2 Me? and U Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Don't miss this most downloadable of shows!!! 

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This week the historical bathroom facts are flowing and the unusual toilet habits of the world are swirling round and round the show! Also: segments everyone loves like Bad Jokes and I Know UR But What Am I? Don't miss this hilarious talk show that doubles as a beautiful moon based story of bravery and redemption! 

The sun is down and the fun is rising! Cliff and Kendall are counting down the best late night snacks and best late night things to watch! Will your fave combo make the late night list?? Also: What the Kids R Saying and fan-favorite segment WWID! Don't miss this one, download before the sun comes up and the c*ck crows! 

Slather yourself with sunscreen and grab a drink with an umbrella in it! It's time for Cliff and Kendall to intensify your summer vacation times 100! They've got tips and hacks you #must know! Then a mini-countdown of the best non-Griswold #vacation films! Will your vacay fave make the list?? Also: segments like Bad Jokes and Hot Subjects! Don't miss this show that's perfect by the pool, by the sea, or by yourself! 

Finally! Cliff and Kendall are talking all about Penguins- why are they so fancy?? Also: Potatoes, are they more than they seem or what?? And segments like WTFood and You Wanna Hear Something Weird?? Relax and enjoy this Party Podcast! 

Shhh! It's a SECRET! And a big surprise! What will Cliff and Kendall shock each other with by counting down this time??? It's anybody's guess! Also: segments like Bad Jokes and Stupid Questions! You better sit down kids, this one's a SHOCKER! 

What do you call two pieces of bread with Cliff and Kendall in between? A show ALL about sandwiches! You'll hunger for the satiation of carbs and filler when Cliff and Kendall expound on the greatness and plethora of bread-couched treats! Also: segments you love like WWID and Songs U Should Know! Don't miss this show that dares answer the query "What IS a sandwich?" Find out by downloading now!