The Goin' Deep Show

Episode 2341 – Kid and Fiona open by roasting weight-loss pills, move straight into taint maintenance and a porn star whose pussy starts roughly a millimeter above her asshole, then spend the bulk of the hour on a friend who's new guy checks every box except the one that matters and the practical advice that follows (wedges, plugs, pumps). The conversation detours through Fiona's dad's old dick pump, a redhead with a mouth that could host a group, road sex logistics, and whether sobriety has made Kid into the kind of polite person he used to mock. They close on relationship ma...

Episode 2340 - Kid A.G. and El Pres ease in with a listener text from Jaybird and a song preview meant for Nurse Fiona before landing on the latest South Park run. The Sephora episode and the looksmaxxing app bit land hardest; both hosts note how the show still finds the low-budget freak-out lane and how the Paramount/Skydance money hasn't shut the jokes down. From there the treadmill session with the weighted vest becomes the through-line—six miles, hips and knees needing stretch time, a 30-pounder that forces better posture, and the April ruck date sitting out there.  

Episode 2339 - Nurse Fiona is getting a titty upgrade, and Kid and El Pres have more questions than any respectable medical professional would ever entertain. Things get progressively more ridiculous when the crew revisits legendary adult performer Heather Brooke and the jaw-dropping talents that made her an early internet sensation. Kid digs deep into the GDS archives to resurrect the infamous Christmas story, the gang mourns its embarrassing fall in the raunchy podcast rankings, and Hat Trick's bizarre adventures in the foot fetish business prove there's a market for just about anything. Somewhere between turning Fiona into a Jackson...

Episode 2338: The 22nd anniversary starts without much ceremony because apparently after more than two decades even the intro can be added later.

Kid and Nurse Fiona settle back into the studio and immediately discover that absolutely nothing has changed. Mr. Kleen gets dragged into the conversation despite not actually being there, old GDS characters start resurfacing, technical problems remain undefeated and Fiona and Kid conclude that they may essentially be each other's emotional support humans.

From there, the episode wanders through relationships, dating disasters, friendship, communication, people addicted to drama and the strange collection of...

Episode 2337 - Kid ,El Pres and Zaldor recap a weekend that somehow crams a film festival, live music, aggressive people-watching, Justin Verlander, mysterious admirers, missing passes that weren't actually missing, non-alcoholic beer, dating philosophy and an unexpected statistical investigation into El Pres's past. Then Kid gets properly irritated about people policing AI and creativity, arguing that artists have always stolen, sampled, collaged, remixed and adapted whatever tools happened to be sitting in front of them. Add phones quietly poisoning everybody's sanity and the realization that getting older means you'd better enjoy the good parts while they're happening, and you've...

Kid and El Pres settle in for an episode openly built from poor preparation, scattered headlines and the sincere belief that eventually something resembling a subject will emerge. It begins with Hell's Half Mile Film Festival reaching its twentieth year and Kid looking forward to seeing months of design work finally walking around town on shirts, passes, programs and banners. That leads into a surprisingly honest conversation about adultification, maintaining curiosity and finding room for creative work when responsibility keeps eating the calendar.

Then the phones take over. After watching a mother and child cross the street...

Kid is apparently conducting several experiments on himself at once.

First, he's stopped drinking. Now he's stopped jerking off. Instead of instant gratification, he's getting shit done around the house, which apparently means turning an unwanted shed into a free rage room with an axe and sledgehammer.

Underneath all that demolition is the actual meat of the episode. Kid is cautiously interested in somebody who lives several states away, which sends the room into a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about long-distance relationships, missing people, hearing someone's voice instead of just firing off texts, and whether modern...

Kid and El Pres start with something dangerously close to peace and tranquility. After spending the previous day at the ballpark, Kid realizes baseball does for him what meditation, yoga and expensive wellness nonsense apparently does for everybody else. Put him in a seat with a scorebook, earbuds and a game in front of him and the rest of the world can kindly disappear for a few hours.

That leads into a surprisingly good technology rabbit hole. Modern earbuds at concerts become old transistor radios under the covers at night, distant AM stations, old radio dramas, cassette...

Kid and El Pres are back in the studio, and Kid isn't exactly arriving with a clear head. A relationship he thought had long-term potential has suddenly gone quiet, leaving him trying to reconcile the comfort of believing he'd found somebody to grow old with against the reality of barely communicating at all.

Beneath all the usual Goin' Deep stupidity is something considerably more sincere: the realization that the podcast has always been a place where jokes cover heavier things that don't necessarily get discussed anywhere else.

Kid returns from a vintage baseball weekend where...

Kid, El Pres, and Hat Trick cover enough territory to make three completely different podcasts. What begins with a late arrival caused by groceries and a low tire quickly transforms into an obsession with The Wicker Husband, a movie about a living wicker man that launches an entire discussion about monster romance, BookTok, "hear me out" culture, and the increasingly absurd places internet fiction keeps wandering.

From there the show bounces through AI-generated headlines, fake news confusion, political satire, internet memes, celebrity rabbit holes, and the continuing rise of Jimithy lore before landing on relationship dynamics. Hat...

Kid and El Pres open the show like a pair of retirees trapped in a padded room, negotiating temperature, mattresses, and whether the studio is cold enough to preserve meat. 

That leads into Kid's latest AI music experiment: feed a chatbot the DNA of gloomy, grinding hard rock, hand the description to Suno, and wait for the machine to produce eight minutes of strip-club entrance music with mystery vocals nobody requested.

 The robots can imitate the mood, but apparently "instrumental" is still open to interpretation.

From there, the conversation checks in on aging, te...

Episode 2330 - Kid and El Pres open with a viral story about a female pastor allegedly offering an extremely hands-on form of spiritual cleansing. Naturally, this inspires more interest in church attendance than either man has shown in years. From there, the conversation wanders into Pete Davidson, parental grief, bars as strange rooms where strangers repeatedly buy drinks, and Kid's absolute hatred of line dancing. His scientific breakthrough: slap Benny Hill-style chase music over any line-dancing video and it syncs perfectly, no matter where you start it.

Hat Trick arrives with an important design challenge—what belongs be...

The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they've come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor's lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the "come hither," and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral structure and the ongoing mystery...

Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Ki...

Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property.

Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of patience that separates everyday life from a full-blown rant. Politics inevitably...

Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actually seeing somebody just often enough to miss them.

Along the way, the crew revisits hotel hot tubs, old hookup stories, porn logic, social media rabbit holes, fake breast trends, and the strange ways algorithms learn exactly what people like...

Episode 2323 - AI culture, corporate "token maxing," and the endless parade of internet personalities competing for the title of Most Confused Human Being Alive. A few questionable clips later, they hit the phone to call Nurse Fiona, who is riding home from a day near Caseville with a vehicle full of kids who immediately prove they inherited her sense of humor.

The first half of the episode becomes an unexpected road-trip recap as Fiona, the kids, and the guys trade stories about beaches, baseball, parenting, anxiety, blended families, and why modern kids seem to have access to...

Episode 2322 - This episode starts exactly where civilized society collapses: discussions about Hot Girl Summer logistics, post-breakup weight loss predictions, and whether men and women are even allowed to understand each other anymore. 

Kid and the crew bounce between cultural double standards, algorithm-driven outrage, media polarization, and the weird pressure modern society puts on everybody to immediately pick a side and stay angry forever.

Hat Trick unloads stories involving co-parenting headaches, relationship dynamics, motel meetups, and the complicated balance between emotional connection and casual fun. 

That leads into conversations about infatuation, limerence, jealousy, an...

Episode 2321 - The guys open by bitching about Bay City's endless bridge construction, zero workers on site, and locals who'd rather trash a high-school welding project than fix roads. From there it spirals into Facebook's old negative-feed study, why social media is 90% trolls, the joy of ditching your phone for an old iPod, VHS-to-DVD nightmares, and a heartfelt defense of Art Dore's Toughman contests after Sydney Sweeney's new boxing movie name-drops the local legend. Throw in Dice Clay still crushing it, a fat-shaming manifesto, zero interest in ever getting married again, and a vinyl debate about whether Greta Van...

Hat Trick rolls in fresh off a marathon threesome with Zool and the Fireman and proceeds to narrate every position, every creampie, and every "good girl" command like she's filing a police report for the horniest crime scene in podcast history. Meanwhile El Prez and Kid are knee-deep in nostalgia about his dad's corroded portable Sonys, cheap modern TVs, and the fact that everybody just watches games on their phones anyway. Throw in AI-generated dirty songs, a quick Shannon Elizabeth OnlyFans debate, and the usual Trump passport rant, and you've got the kind of episode that makes you forget...

Episode 2319 - The episode kicks off with a heavy dose of nostalgia—MTV, HBO intros, and the golden era when you had to actually work for your entertainment. That quickly turns into a deeper reflection on why everyone's looking backward lately, with politics, cost of living, and digital overload pushing people toward simpler times.

From there, things take a turn into modern weirdness: AI-generated personalities, fake influencers, and the growing sense that nothing online can be trusted. Kid dives headfirst into arguing with AI platforms about data collection and memory limitations, basically trying to break the system ou...

Hatrick delivers the most detailed sex report yet: lining up a Tinder 27-year-old while the Fireman is away, sending him a Snapchat of her swallowing the kid's load, then getting destroyed by Fireman who shows up right after and happily double-dips. The cuck/hot-sidepiece energy is strong, complete with "mommy" kink from the 27-year-old and Fireman jerking off on video chat to the evidence.  

They roast the "shots fired" stunt at the Correspondents' Dinner, play multiple AI-generated songs (the "help us beat one out" track is an instant classic), talk NFL draft ginger mullets, and get into p...

Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe. 

Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you've got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal.

Listen in. Go Deep

Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph's Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you'd expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage confessions, and a philosophical breakdown of "just jerk off and go to bed," an...

Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new "older bitches I'd still smash" track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it's slowly sliding off the bone.

From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood's male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you've ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made her first thought "so… wh...

Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage.

Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you've got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that somehow turns s...

Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents' house doesn't feel like "home" anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There's reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don't expect.

From there, it's full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions multiplying like rabbits, nostalgia for cassette ta...

Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated.

The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifestyle, and habits like wearing hats instead of worrying about Botox.

The core of the episode is Hat Trick's dating story. This becomes the centerpiece, detailing a Tinder meetup that quickly escalates. The story contrasts a highly satisfying ongoing connection with the "fireman"...

Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin' about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee's, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody's scurrying around like crackheads.

Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They're already negotiating lube amounts safe words.

She's reminiscing about the...

Episode 2310 - Kid welcomes back the unstoppable duo of Hat Trick and El Pres, and what follows is 70+ minutes of zero-filter fire: roasting Attorney General Pam "Bondage" Bondi into oblivion, diving headfirst into the latest Epstein file drops (including that insane jmail.world site), ripping apart the Super Bowl halftime hypocrisy, and—oh yeah—graphic play-by-play of monster-knot sex and snowy foot-fetish side hustles.

1. Pam Bondi Gets Roasted Harder Than a Bad Tinder Date
Kid and crew go nuclear on AG Pam Bondi after her congressional hearing meltdown. She's supposed to be the top law enforcement offic...

Episode 2309 - Kid A.G. holding court with returning Co-host Nurse Fiona storming back like a naked tornado after crushing her schoolwork for the past 48 months (she dropped 32 pounds to a whip-around 116—spinner status achieved!). She's dropping bombs on her Florida escapades: swinger resorts where everyone's buck-naked, ladyboys packing heat, and dodging mid-bang Eiffel Tower propositions (pig on a spit? Hard pass, but the thought had her tropical-dreaming). From railing a 20-something-year-old to why girl-on-girl ain't her jam and snooch water's the ultimate side-hustle scam, Fiona's unfiltered AF on self-discovery and creeper dodges. Kid A.G. fires off on so...

Episode 2308 - In this episode the crew dives balls-deep into the chaotic mess of social media bullshit—TikTok stealing your tunes like a greedy ex, Threads being the Pinterest of positivity (with hopes for hidden titties), and YouTube censoring everything like a prudish grandma. 

Politics explodes with rants on ICE raids turning Minneapolis into a fascist ice rink, protesters outsmarting Walmart with dry ice returns, and the orange Cheeto-man puppeteering his personal goon squad while dodging Epstein's pedo-party fallout. 

Jay-Z deletes his socials after getting named-dropped, and everyone's calling for Nuremberg trials on these billionaire scum...

Episode 2307 - Kid A.G. and Silverback kick it off with "Rampage" Jackson losing his goddamn mind over AI deepfakes: Diddy baby oil slathered all over him, Hitler mustache "Niggler" edits, Donkey Kong in a Princess Peach dress. The man bans people left and right—hilarious as hell, and we can't stop watching.

We slide into the vault with the 2014 Fappening leaks. "Probably illegal to have," but proceed to scroll anyway. Classic GDS.

Politics hits hard: Trump cult brainwashing, Epstein files dropping.

Sobriety reflections, family losses (friend suicide, mentor Alzheimer's, aunt regrets), grandkids fu...

Episode 2306: Kid and Wally unearths a bag of old flash drives stuffed with Fappening leaks and They swear naked chick cravings never die; God built men for it. Girl-on-girl makeouts get the thumbs-up (double breeding shots) while guy kisses gross everyone out—pure biology, not perversion. 

Wally updates the personal front: banging the new girl while legally dumping the ex, dead truck blocking the driveway, pounding beers to cope. His girl accuses him of only wanting to "get drunk and fuck"—Wally owns it as his middle name and fucking job. 

They school daughters on realit...

Episode 2305 - Hat Trick, El Pres, and Kid A.G., dive balls-deep into winter shrinkage, menopause gripes, epic boob worship, porn tax paranoia, AI fake-titty debates, first-time fuck stories, and enough cum-shot compilations to make your screen fog up.

The crew kicks off bitching about brutal Michigan cold—shrinkage problems, frozen garage doors, and why bushes are making a comeback for extra warmth (Hat Trick's letting hers grow wild because negative-20 ain't shaving weather). 

She drops menopause truth bombs while bragging about her fireman's curved dick hitting all the right spots, why grinding beats bouncing for...

Episode 2304 – Kid AG and Wally get on the mics and yap about the resurgence of wild, untamed pubes spilling out of bikinis—old-school nasty is back, and they're equal parts horrified and "whatever, I'll deal if I'm down there." 

Wally drops a voicemail bomb from weeks ago where he was raging "don't trust these lying sacks of shit women," setting the stage for him to unleash the main event: he's balls-deep into his ex's bestie—a 110-pound soaking-wet blonde smoke show with killer tits, blue eyes, and three years of dick drought until he wrecked her so hard sh...

Episode 2303:  is a goddamn birthday-party-hating, period-shaming, toy-stretching, ICE-raging fever dream that makes your family reunion look like a therapy session! Hat Trick kicks off by declaring kid birthdays dead—send a card, fuck the production then unleashes on her dad's 20-year-divorce bitterness: "We don't do that in this house, Dad!" after he period-shames his granddaughter.

They roast the CES "Handy" masturbator (hands-free mounting, VR porn sync—mount it on the wall and let it jack you stupid), debate tentacle dildos, and fantasize about tip-to-tip races with the boys while Hat Trick catches the load on her tits. Top-f...

Episode 2302: Kid A.G. starts by admitting he blew a blood vessel in his eye from doing something so hard (or laughing at a comedy show), then spirals into eye doctor nightmares where a literal gecko-woman with divergent lazy eyes tries to measure his pupils like she's cross-eyed calibrating a missile. Progressives? $700 for bifocals? Nah, he's dreaming of Ray-Ban smart glasses so he can translate foreigners while dodging ICE death squads.

Hat Trick unleashes the main event: New Year's Eve turned full-on threesome with the fireman (backwards hat on while railing Zul bent over) and Zul herself—sh...

Episode 2301: Kid A.G. and The Mayor JMac from Minneapolis hop on the mic for a 45-minute ramble that's basically two middle-aged degenerates high-fiving over ancient flash drives full of Key West debauchery and orange-skirt thirst traps from 2012. They mourn Path like it was a dead puppy, geek out on AI turning dusty bar pics into living, breathing crew circle-jerks (Lance Parrish three-way handshakes? Chef's kiss), and Kid's dropping stacks on Suno songs that could make Nurse Fiona's cougar tales sound like a Grammy winner.

Then bam—Secret Santa drops the nuke: Kid unwraps **Clayton Kershaw's rookie na...

Episode 2300: Kid A.G. blasts an AI banger about cougar Nurse Fiona ghosting pilots on her Florida Keys's trip after an epic box-munching sessions. Then Hat Trick unleashes her inner sex goddess, bragging about massive loads glazing her like a Krispy Kreme, rope play with a fireman who's packing a dragon dick, and plotting threesomes that'd make Caligula blush.  L.B. crashes the party fresh from work, dropping helpin the Kid with some ruck ambitions. Kid roasts hospitals as high school 2.0, full of dumb-smart people swapping nudes and God complexes. Exes pop up like bad herpes, kids sass back, a...