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Tim discusses Prince Harry and Meghan Markle announcing their return to the UK, Trump inviting a lifeguard to the White House to congratulate his heroism, Walmart reporting their weakest sales in years, and the US national debt topping $40 trillion. 

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Tim discusses American sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln in Iran jumping overboard, Savannah Guthrie interviewing Chrissy Metz about taking weight loss drugs, ICE using electric gloves, the fallout from Taco Bell’s contaminated lettuce, and men leaving the workforce at record numbers. 

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Tim discusses Perez Hilton’s disturbing Tik Tok livestream, Donald Trump’s continued threats against Iran and how his only way forward is to lie, why social media isn’t fun anymore, and a story about a Georgia family losing their home to an AI data center. 

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Tim discusses how influencers have ruined the dining experience, why privacy is now a luxury, the teenage lifeguard who got invited to the White House by Donald Trump, Miriam Adelson paying tribute to Lindsey Graham, and the migrant crisis currently unfolding in Spain. 

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Tim discusses Andrew Tate and his brother facing new charges of sexual misconduct, Lindsey Graham’s sister taking her brothers seat in the US Senate, the Democratic Socialist Party needing to clean up their image, Red Robin restaurants shutting down, and a model scout for Jeffrey Epstein being found in his home under questionable circumstances. 

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Tim discusses the mysterious and sudden passing of Senator Lindsey Graham, Donald Trump’s speech complaining about voting fraud, an impending US invasion of Iran, JD Vance going on Joe Rogan’s podcast to discuss Epstein, and America being infected at every corner with literal sh*t. 

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Tim discusses the concerning trend known as 'Teen Takeovers', like the one that shut down Newport Beach on the 4th of July, and how a company like Palantir may step in to help. Tim also talks about Netanyahu calling Turkey a new enemy and saying Iran "definitely" has chemical weapons. 

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Tim celebrates this 4th of July by painting a perfect picture of the grotesque beauty that is America: A land of opportunity at the expense of sanity, 250 years and counting… from Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's ridiculous wedding to New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani telling people to set their thermostats to 78 degrees, it's the America we deserve. 

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Tim is joined by journalists Jonathan Swan and Maggie Haberman to discuss their new book “Regime Change” which covers the first year of Donald Trump’s second presidency. They discuss Trump forcing America into Iran, his reaction to Charlie Kirk’s assassination, & the president’s association with Epstein. 

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For the 500th episode Tim discusses JD Vance positioning himself for a presidential run, the 14-point deal to end the Iran War, a leaked members list of Peter Thiel’s secret society, teenagers having nothing to do except violence, and Americans being paid to build AI data centers. 

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Tim discusses vice president JD Vance saying the Iran War would be “history” in a year, Knicks fans assaulting Spurs fans in the NBA Finals, rioting in Belfast after a migrant knife attack, Noah Baumbach’s awful college commencement speech, and Bari Weiss continuing to destroy news media. 

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Tim discusses the success of the Backrooms movie and how it's inspiring the wrong people, Spencer Pratt's doomed run for LA Mayor, the tragic story of Henry Nowak in the UK, Tik Tok influencer Charlie D'Amelio accusing her father of stealing her money, and Ivanka Trump's new island resort in the Mediterranean. 

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Tim discusses congressman Thomas Massie's loss to Ed Gallrein in the Kentucky primary, the most expensive in US history. He also discusses the coming food shortages as a result of the Iran War, Kevin O'Leary telling Gen Z to stop eating lunch, and college commencement speakers getting booed for championing AI. 

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Tim discusses a legal issue that arose from his Netflix Is A Joke show, his last minute trip to London, Spencer Pratt's increasingly ridiculous run for LA Mayor, & Trump's visit to China and why America needs to stop acting like the cool kid in school. 

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Tim discusses his Netflix Is A Joke show, the end of Mark Zuckerberg's Meta, how the platform ruined Boomer's lives, babies addicted to iPads, & the global fear of a Hantavirus outbreak from a cruise ship. 

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Tim discusses the sudden push by the US government to release UFO files, Trump being stuck in the Iran conflict with no easy way out, the assassination attempt at the White House correspondents dinner, and Erika Kirk’s unique style of grieving. 

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Tim discusses the 'Palantir Manifesto' that CEO Alex Karp posted on X, reacts to Tucker Carlson apologizing for endorsing Donald Trump, describes how technology has ruined the last decade, and shares his own manifesto on what American culture means to him. 

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Tim discusses how malls are a thing of the past, the emerging trend of companies laying off massive amounts of employees at once, politician Eric Swalwell resigning from congress after sex crimes allegations surfaced, and Katie Porter now having a chance at winning the California Governor race. 

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Tim revisits the Butler assassination attempt on Donald Trump, wonders why Israel bombed Lebanon 100 times in 10 minutes, paints an accurate picture of California's 'thriving' economy, watches Melania Trump make an impromptu announcement about Jeffrey Epstein, and learns about Anthropic's terrifying new AI model, 'Mythos'. 

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Tim discusses the recent scandal involving Kristi Noem's husband and his big fake milkers. He also discusses Pam Bondi being fired, Kash Patel's hacked emails, how the Iran War is a critical mistake for the US, and why Donald Trump's 2nd term is the greatest con in history. 

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Tim discusses the LaGuardia airport crash, an interesting email that he thought was from Amy Poehler, Melania Trump unveiling the humanoid robot “Plato” at the White House, the current status of the Iran War, and the mysterious disappearances of several UFO scientists. 

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Tim discusses the online rumor that Benjamin Netanyahu is no longer alive, watches Pete Hegseth try to explain the war in Iran, reads about a homeless man who fought a Waymo, tells Americans to stop traveling during the TSA shutdown, and listens to Donald Trump talk about taking Cuba.  

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Tim discusses what a disaster the Iran war is, Donald Trump endorsing Jake Paul for political office, influencers who are trapped in Dubai, explosives thrown near Zohran Mamdani's home, and how Clavicular is the final stage of humanity before the end of the world. 

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Tim is joined by journalists Ryan Grim and Jeremy Scahill to discuss the chaotic conflict in Iran, how Israel may have influenced US action in the region, the economic impact of a Middle Eastern war, and what the end game of this situation may look like. 

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Tim discusses the story of a homeless man stealing a leg from a crime scene, Kash Patel making an appearance at the Winter Olympics, the US starting a war with Iran, the impending AI revolution, California politician Katie Porter trying a new approach, and Bill & Hillary Clinton testifying on their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.

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Tim discusses billionaire Les Wexner alleging he was “conned” by longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein, Mexican trans furries, the US potentially going to war with Iran, the Winter Olympics, and Kash Patel appearing on Dan Bongino’s podcast to say nothing of value.

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Tim discusses Pam Bondi’s odd response when questioned about Jeffrey Epstein, the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, Epstein ordering 330 gallons of sulfuric acid to his island, Jared Kushner’s dark family past, and some closing remarks on where the Epstein saga is headed. 

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Tim discusses the latest release of shocking Epstein files & emails, Kash Patel apparently lying under oath, Bill & Hillary Clinton agreeing to testify on their involvement with Epstein, and the story of an Olive Garden cook who shoved his head into the fryer. 

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Tim discusses the recent chaos in Minnesota between ICE and local protestors, gives an overview of how immigration policy caused it, predicts how this could lead to a civil war situation & an AI police force, and criticizes adults obsessing over the personal lives & political opinions of actors. Tim is also joined by 2 special guests to further discuss the ICE issue. 

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Tim discusses the recent Beckham family drama & the “no contact” phenomenon, Trump’s Board of Peace, Jared Kushner’s creepy power point presentation on the New Gaza, how the world heals through hate, and a food delivery robot that was run over by a train in Florida. 

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Tim discusses a strange charity event that Donald Trump hosted at Mar-a-Lago, a 21 year-old Anti-ICE protestor who was blinded in one eye, an interview with Renee Good’s father-in-law, ex-NYC mayor Eric Adams launching a crypto coin, and an update on Bari Weiss & CBS News Anchor Tony Dokoupil. 

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Tim discusses the recent tragedy in Minneapolis after an ICE operation went wrong, Nicolás Maduro being kidnapped from Venezuela, and Netflix’s exciting new venture in live streamed entertainment. 

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Tim discusses Netanyahu visiting Donald Trump at the White House to get American support for another war with Iran, Israel rebuilding Gaza into an AI smart city, escalating tensions between Putin and Zelensky over Ukraine, China taking Taiwan, and the Trump administration garnishing wages from student loan borrowers who have defaulted. Happy New Year! 

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Tim reflects on the year that was 2025: a montage of Epstein files, LA fires, foreign wars, Ai slop, political violence, and gross comfort. Tim also sits down with journalist Ryan Grim from Drop Site News for a very informative interview about the life and crimes of Jeffrey Epstein. 

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Tim discusses Erika Kirk’s appearance at a TPUSA conference, the state of the conservative movement, the tragic story of Rob Reiner and his son Nick, the Epstein files being ‘released’ but heavily redacted, the ridiculous story surrounding the Brown University shooting, and why Miriam Adelson and Donald Trump are a symbol of true friendship. 

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Tim discusses Erika Kirk’s upcoming CBS News town hall with Bari Weiss, the Paramount versus Netflix bidding war for Warner Bros., Bonnie Blue being detained in Bali for a "bang bus" stunt, how to enjoy Christmas on Ozempic, the “swag gap” in Gen Z dating, Somalis in Minnesota, and Italian brainrot.

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Tim discusses Trump’s escalating conflict with Maduro in Venezuela, how Pete Hegseth may have played a part in committing a war crime, a Sabrina Carpenter song being used in an ICE deportation video, Sydney Sweeney making an appearance on The Tonight Show, and a man who took out both his parents in a Long Island deli. 

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Tim discusses Ariana Grande & Cynthia Erivo’s disturbing physical appearance for the Wicked movies, what Thanksgiving in a divorced family is like, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy telling air travelers to 'dress nice', Kash Patel potentially losing his job, and why young people need to stop trying to live the lives they see on social media. 

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Tim discusses the latest news on the Epstein Files: Trump calling a reporter a 'piggy', Mike Johnson labeling the files a 'national security concern', and leaked emails showing Epstein's ties to foreign intelligence in Russia & Syria. Tim also explains American foreign policy in the 2000's and how to use that knowledge in Thanksgiving arguments with your family. 

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Tim discusses New York real estate, Donald Trump’s interview with Laura Ingraham, yet another Sydney Sweeney controversy, the tech people’s plan to bring in Chinese students to create an AI demon, how the college system is over, and a Waymo driverless car running over a cat in San Fransisco. 

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