Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning

$34.1 billion Americans are projected to spend on Mother's Day, from overpriced cards to last-minute Amazon fails. Jeff confesses to slacking on his mom’s gift (blaming her hip surgery recovery), while Jeremy debates the merits of Trader Joe’s $1 cards and sending his money to Elon instead. The conversation takes a hilarious turn as they explore the concept of "self-care" for moms—and themselves—leading to Jeremy’s bold plan for a solo cabin-in-the-woods retreat, despite Jeff’s skepticism that he’d last 36 hours alone. The duo also gets wild with a story about a bear in Ohio devouring an entire beehive...

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a wild video circulating online of a bar fight at the serene Cambria Pines Lodge, where punches fly, hair gets pulled, and even a guy with a walker nearly joins the fray. The duo debates whether slow cider or valley tourists sparked the chaos, while questioning if any bar can turn into a dive bar with the right (or wrong) patrons. Things take a turn when a caller from Bakersfield, camping in Avila Beach, defends her city and raves about breathing "liberal air" on the Central Coast. From Kumbaya moments post-brawl to conservative air blowing...

#IncentivizingFamilies, tackling a plan to pay for kids to boost birth rates. Jeff suggests long-term payouts for married couples, doubling yearly, while Jeremy fears “bad babies” from quick checks. Caller John, a 64-year-old married 44 years, slams absent dads and pushes #Morals over money. AND #Yosemite’s open campsites defy federal job freeze fears. Packed with #Comedy, and #SocialIssues

Adrian Peterson’s DWI arrest after a Vikings party, joking he #ShouldHaveRan home instead of driving. The #NFLDraft steals the show as they cheer #Canes star Cam Ward, the #1 pick by the Titans. Jeff sparks debate: did Ward’s Miami transfer clinch the top spot, or would he been able to accomplish that in #Pullman Town? Shaq’s TNT bathroom emergency brings #LaughOutLoud chaos, leading to a porta-potty prank for the 7’1” legend—#BigGuyProblems at its finest! Listener texts via #805BeerTextLines shout out #LedZeppelin, #WhiteStripes, and #FishingWithVeterans, while Jeff’s weatherman Dave Hovde impression nails the #SanLuisObispo #WeatherReport. Packed with #SportsComedy and #ClassicRo

Dive into the 2025 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction drama, sparking heated debates over Styx’s shocking snub despite selling 50 million albums. Is the Hall favoring “irrelevant” acts like Oasis or Phish’s cult-following jam band vibes over rock legends? Listeners flood the lines with spicy takes—Doug’s ready to “duke it out” over Jeff’s White Stripes vs. Led Zeppelin comparison, insisting Jack White’s just a Robert Plant wannabe. Meanwhile, Mr. Rat Pack Can Dance schools Jeff on comma usage with a hilarious “Let’s eat, Grandpa” jab, and Trump Hater Rhonda stirs the pot with a hypothetical: What if Ca...

Jeff and Jeremy react to the bombshell announcement that KSBY meteorologist Dave Hovde is leaving television after 22 years! The guys dive into the emotional farewell from Dave’s on-air moment with Richard Gearhart, speculating on whether he’s headed to a public information officer role like many KSBY veterans before him or perhaps even a surprise gig at one of their sister radio stations (highly unlikely). With Vivian Rennie poised as a strong contender for Dave’s evening weather spot, Jeff and Jeremy debate the future of KSBY’s weather team and reminisce about the station’s revolving door of talent. Ca...

Get ready for an inspiring episode of Jeff and Jeremy in the Morning as they chat with Andy Dibbern from Heroes on the Water! This incredible organization is making waves by taking veterans kayak fishing, offering them a chance to decompress and find peace on the water. Andy shares the story of their upcoming event on April 26, 2025, at Lopez Lake in Arroyo Grande—a memorial fishing day honoring Army veteran and smokejumper Ray Rubio. From XL kayaks to delicious tacos, hear how volunteers provide everything veterans need for a day of fishing, fun, and healing. Listener Kenny Smelt, aka "The Go...

the world's first sperm race, set to take place at the Hollywood Palladium on April 25, 2025. With over 1,000 spectators, high-resolution cameras, and live-streamed commentary, this microscopic showdown is more than just a quirky event—it's a bold move to spark conversation about declining male fertility. The guys break down the concept, from the racetrack mimicking the reproductive system to betting on contestants based on their lifestyles (think stoner vs. kale-obsessed triathlete). Is this a scientific breakthrough or just a bizarre spectator sport? Tune in for laughs, debates, and a surprising take on how sperm racing might just educate the masses. Could th...

Dive into the surprising comeback of tramp stamps, exploring how Gen Z is trading tribal tattoos for watercolor designs. From Nickelback’s unexpected cool factor to bell-bottoms making a return, the guys unpack what’s hot again and why—they debate whale tails, low-rise jeans, and whether tramp stamps are a yay or nay. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, and a poll question that’ll spark your vote at KZOZ.com

A 911 Operator in Georgia is Caught ordering McDonalds while taking an emergency call. She was talking on two phones at once! McGriddles are good though,

Rory McIlroy’s emotional Masters victory, debating his putter-tossing antics and green-damaging risks. They dive into why real men cry (or don’t) over golf’s Grand Slam glory. Plus, Trump’s shockingly calm 62-beats-per-minute physical steals the show—how’s he so chill amid global chaos? From tariffs to iPhone woes, this episode’s a wild ride. #Masters2025 #RoryMcIlroy #TrumpHealth

Jeff and Jeremy dive into the unsung heroes of the Titanic’s boiler room, shoveling coal to keep the lights on during disaster—hats off to those legends! Then, they tackle Tax Day woes, with 25% of Americans scrambling to file and dreams of a tax-free utopia. Plus, Gen Z’s wild revival of flip phones and tramp stamps has them questioning if the early 2000s are back for good. From National Dolphin Day to a brother-in-law’s regrettable tattoo, this episode is packed with laughs and head-scratchers. Tune in for the chaos!

A woman makes a claim that you never know who could be wearing PJ's, and say they could be doctor's or lawyers. Jeff Quickly shoots that down. Especially in the small town living of the Central Coast.

Buckle up for a wild ride on this episode of Jeff and Jeremy’s Dumbass of the Day, brought to you by Davis Water Conditioning—your fix for water that doesn’t taste like lake sludge! Today, we’re diving into the jaw-dropping tale of Anime Martinez, a 45-year-old Utah woman who turned a routine traffic stop into a high-octane saga. Clocked at 120 mph, she led cops on a 45-minute chase, dodging spike strips like a pro—until one finally flattened her tires. Did she surrender? Nope! Instead, she called AAA for a roadside rescue while cops begged her to exit the c...

In this episode of Jeff and Jeremy Jeff discovers the EWG's website and all the not so great things they tell you about your tap water, that is if you live in SLO, Paso, Templeton, Oceano, or A-Town.

A DT from Florida is set to be the biggest player in NFL. But he's not only Fat, but he is Strong and a record holder, and Jeff argues that the team that snatches him up will have a cheat code if they play him correctly.

After somebody compares us to Dollar Store Mark and Brian, we go over the findings of DOGE and get very mad!!!!!!

Jeff provides an interesting angle that I'm sure has not been discussed at the Owners Meetings.

Frida’s #BreastMilkIceCream! Jeff’s got a hunch—could this quirky treat actually be a #Hit? With the baby brand dropping this sweet, nutty, nutrient-packed flavor in nine months to hype their new breast pump, we’re asking: Is there really a market for it? #FridasFlavor might just tap into something big. Jeremy’s on the case, pondering if curiosity alone—70% of women and 29% of men are intrigued, per the stats—could turn this into a #MarketSensation. From Reddit raves calling it “vanilla almond bliss” the #IceCreamDreams are wild. But will it stick, or melt away as a stunt? Join us for the scoop o...

a beats-and-banters-filled episode of Jeff and Jeremy as we unpack a million-dollar question: Was Jay-Z’s master plan all along to claim the title of the greatest #SuperBowlPerformance ever? Jeff’s got a theory that Hova’s been scheming to outshine every halftime legend, but there’s a catch—Apple keeps renewing his gig like a streaming subscription we can’t cancel.

the hilarious realization that’s been staring us in the face: those big-shot celebs dressing up and playing make-believe? They’re just society’s #CourtJesters! Jeff kicks things off with a hot take—Leonardo DiCaprio might just out-jest Corey Feldman in the grand game of Hollywood foolery. Who’s got the better cape and bells? We’re breaking it down. Then, we’re rolling into the ring with #DrSquatch, who crowned Mike Tyson their ultimate #CourtJester—complete with a thcript tho thtuffed with “th’s” it’s practically a tongue-twister knockout. Was it genius marketing or a hilarious misstep? We’ve got thoughts (and lisps...

On this episode of the SLO County Real Estate Podcast, Team Sweasey sits down with Kim and Kassidy from Fidelity Home Warranty to tackle a big question: Do you need a home warranty? Real estate pros swear it can pump up your home’s sale value—and if you’re a homeowner, it’s like a budget-friendly superhero for those pricey fixes. Appliances, water heaters, AC units—when they quit, a warranty’s got your back. How old’s your water heater? If it’s creaking along, this might be your move. We’re diving deep into the perks, the coverage, and even...

Jeff and Jeremy dive into a greasy mess: a restaurant sabotaged by plumbers who botched a #greasetrap job, leaving the kitchen in #plumbingchaos! Was it revenge, incompetence, or a #greasyconspiracy? Jeff’s skeptical, sniffing out plumber excuses, while Jeremy’s hooked on the drama of this #restaurantnightmare. The guys explore how a bad grease trap can sink a business. A cautionary tale of why you need to be nice to your plumber.

A creepy tale from #Kansas: a family found a man hiding under their kids’ bed—#nightmarefuel! Jeremy ties it to his wife’s #closetdoor obsession (always closed, no exceptions), sparking a chat about quirky #homehabits. Jeff flexes his #dadexcuses, preaching why every #light and #TV must be off when you leave the room—#energybills don’t mess around! From intruder shocks to household rules, the guys blend laughs, chills, and relatable rants in this wild #podcastepisode. #FamilyTales #HomeLife

Jeff skips out on Jury Duty but blames his Kids for not hearing the phone instructions. Dan Dow assures him he is going to have to make it right or Pay the Piper. Dan Dow also tells us about Crime Victims Rights month and how they are the unmentioned equation when it comes to Crime and they are likely the ones who lose the most.

Jeff’s fed up with #YouTubeShorts and #TikTok #lifehacks, ranting that their #successrate is laughably low—why do people keep falling for them? Jeremy pushes back, sparking a heated debate on why these quick fixes still hook us. Things take a tasty turn as they pivot to #glutenfree soy sauce vs. the #highoctane stuff—does the fancy version hold up, or is it just #foodie hype? From viral flops to flavor battles, Jeff and Jeremy dish out laughs, skepticism, and a deep dive into why we chase #trends

Jeff and Jeremy go head-to-head over a #TikTok trend claiming #gaspump hacks can stretch your fuel budget. Jeff’s calling BS—#skepticvibes—convinced it’s all smoke and mirrors to game the #gasstation system. Meanwhile, Jeremy’s all in, ready to test every trick for max #fuelvalue at his next fill-up. From pump timing to secret button combos, the guys debate if these #lifehacks hold up or if TikTok’s just gassing us up. Tune in for laughs, fiery takes, and a showdown of #trustvsmyth in the wild world of #socialmediatips! #PodcastClash #GasTankTalk #TikTokTrends

#IvermectinTourism in #Arkansas, where the drug’s new over-the-counter status is sparking buzz. Could this draw curious travelers seeking #medicalfreedom? A listener confesses to snagging #ivermectin from a farm supply for his dogs and himself—#dualpurposelife! The guys dig into the wild world of #OTCmeds, from parasite cures to pet care hacks. Plus, they unravel a head-scratcher: why is #Tylenol dosed by age, not weight, when #science says otherwise? Expect laughs, quirky tales, and a deep dive into #healthtrends shaking up the Natural State!

a juicy mix of #healthtrends and #celebdrama! Are #breastimplants officially passé? The guys debate why they’re falling out of favor. Next, they dig into how #excessivesugar is wrecking your #heart—spoiler: it’s not sweet news. #MariaShriver gets real about life with #ArnoldSchwarzenegger, and the fellas weigh in on her candid revelations. Plus, #Arkansas is shaking things up by making #ivermectin available over-the-counter for human use—bold move or #healthcare chaos? Tune in for hot takes, laughs, and a wild ride through today’s headlines! #PodcastBuzz #SugarCrash

Mike has some Suggestions for Todd. Lacrisha give us an accurate history of why the HOA even exists.

Jeff and Jeremy tackle a wild tale of #HOA rebellion this week! One guy, fed up with his HOA’s rule to keep #garbagecans in the garage (ew, the smell!), installed a massive #bathabitat to let bats swarm the neighborhood—legally untouchable thanks to federal protection. #SavageMove! This sparks a flood of listener #HOAnightmare stories, like Todd in Orcutt, who painted his house a bold new color only to be forced to repaint it back to the dull original shade. From petty power trips to epic retaliation, the guys dive into the chaos of #HOAlife, sharing laughs and disbelief. Is your...

Deann and Jonathan arguably in our most evenly matched effort of the Season. You want to play text "Baseball" to 805-543-3693

Which Central Coast cities would be considered the healthiest? What is a crazier time, Downtown SLO retreat? or Farmers Market conference? And what do Reagan, Taylor Lewan an DMX all have in common?

We’re cracking up over Trey Lance’s #NFLFumble as he proves even the mighty can trip over their cleats and land in the #CFL Warren Buffet tossing a million bucks like it’s pocket lint in round one #BuffetBaller, and Ice T going from gangsta rap to gangsta nap, softening up faster than a popsicle in July #IceTMeltDown. Join us for a hilarious take on how these big shots keep their reps from totally tanking! #ReputationRumble #PodcastLaughs

the guys can’t stop laughing at our #DumbassOfTheDay: a Florida woman who risked it all for a measly $1.50 in an armed robbery gone wrong. Was it worth it? Spoiler: Nope! Tune in as Jeff and Jeremy break down this #EpicFail, roast her life choices, and wonder what’s next—robbing a lemonade stand? #FloridaWoman strikes again with this #LowBudgetHeist.

Listen ALL the way through to find out what 11% of Americans still use.

A teacher caught peeing in a can during class, allegedly exposing himself to students! #TeacherTrouble has us reeling—how did this even happen? Surprisingly a lot of listeners are running to his defense, so Jeremy decided to play a game of Pee or Not To Pee. #ClassroomChaos meets #TeacherAccountability in this wild tale—

A Man in Orlando decides to swallow his stolen booty but clear did not think about the possible damage it could do to HIS Booty! #Diamond Heist

"This week on Jeff & Jeremy, we’re diving into a viral shocker: an Uber driver filmed by his passenger, seemingly telling a cop he doesn’t have a license! #UberMystery has us hooked—how did this guy even become a driver? And those #UberRatings? They’re the real MVPs, deciding who stays behind the wheel. Buckle up for laughs, wild theories, and the lowdown on this unlicensed chaos!"

A kangaroo’s hopping loose in South Carolina, and we’re asking: is this a normal thing down there? #KangarooCapture has us scratching our heads. In the #PalmettoState kangaroos and monkeys are just part of the playlist.