Chubby Behemoth

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By: Jake Becker, Sam Tallent, Nathan Lund

Sam Tallent and Nathan Lund are Chubby Behemoth

I Was Big Yesterday
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Claymation Nose
06/06/2025

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This week Sam is in a protectorate of the British Crown. Nathan tells the boys about a Coach blooper, got unwanted chicken, and thinks Sam has been cock blocking in Europe. Sam changes podcasting forever, threw up on a dog’s legs, and imagines what heaven would be like for Nathan.

 

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Why I’ve Been Drilling
06/01/2025

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Not All Gundams And Baguettes
05/26/2025

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This week Nathan and Pat are comfy in a bed in Casper, Wyoming. Nathan remembers saying goodbye to Dikembe Mutombo, needed to see Arnold with a coffin on his shoulde...


Down Time Or Clown Time
05/21/2025

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This week the boys are back together in London! Sam had three different suspects for the Markley effect, found out about Dud-man’s new place fantasy...


Eternally Bricked
05/12/2025

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This week Sam is waiting until people speak English to get a haircut. Nathan tells the boys about an article he found, discovers a drawing of a naked lady that’s got em in the church, and threw the L...


Boston Scream Cry
05/04/2025

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This week Sam tells the boys about the beginning of his European trip. Nathan heard what he hoped was an inside joke, has some ideas for Rockies promotions, and is getting ready to swim in the fish bowl. Sam had a mysterious visitor disappear out a window, was just trying to get comfortable on a water bottle, and got candle pranked on his only wish for the year.

 

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Letters To Rosie O’Donnell
04/27/2025

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This week the boys are in a van on their way to Omaha from Iowa City. Nathan would be the last one, tells the boys about a new...


Spiteful 90’s Mix
04/20/2025

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This week somebody had a technical issue right at the start. Sam learned a lot about hookah prepping, saw a guy that was just a head, and left sand and slime all over that limo. Nathan wouldn’t have hopped the fence, played Can radio, and the celebration is over. Becker shit his pants, drove to Alabama, and dealt with...


Space Or The Mountain
04/13/2025

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This week the boys are in Embassy Suites in Lexington Kentucky (the good one!). Nathan is more Mounjaro than person, thinks about DDTing a child on the reg, and must have been getting laid when A Goofy Movie came out. Sam wonders what Venom smells like, accidentally bullied a man for three years, and tells us about going to Disneyland.


Exit Only
#242
04/06/2025

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This week the boys are in Kansas City realizing cabbage is the real star. Nathan notices a sketchy car meeting outside the room, remembers turning into a dog at Disneyland, and tells us about surprising his wife with his new facial hair. Sam is excited about his black fungus salad, isn’t sitting down without fries, and is going to Disneyland. Still covered in chalk.

 

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2 Liter Of Moon Mist
#241
03/30/2025

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This week the boys joined by their son, Little Chuba. Nathan says Facebook is back, wore the shortest shorts anyones ever seen, and knows what he wants to watch after he looses it. Sam is ready to get into textiles, wants to know wha...


Tetris Style
03/22/2025

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This week the boys are in Toledo. Nathan tells us about a recent pawing, might be an asset, and doesn’t have time to worry about exposed crack. Sam had his butt out the w...


Fudge Isn’t About Nutrition
#239
03/16/2025

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This week the boys are in Cleveland! Sam taught everyone a Jerry Lee Lewis fact, didn’t like Nathan keeping his room number a secret, and didn’t even biff. Nathan wonders...


This Is A Funky Football
#238
03/08/2025

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This week Sam is a husk. Nathan wishes he had read a classic novel on the plane, imagines being on a cruise ship, and tells Sam about Scott and Laci Peterson. Sam went for the Voss, tells Nathan about Dr. T’s new skill, and has a big plan that involves adult sport impersonators. Nathan bent a needle. Shutting the lid rules have been imposed!

 

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I’ll Be Fine
#237
03/03/2025

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This week Nathan wants to know if Sam’s alone… Sam wanted to come through the phone to sit on Nathan’s face, busted Dr. T with a spellin...


So Soft (Patreon Preview)
#236
02/24/2025

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This week we’re giving everyone a peak at a Patreon episode! Nathan is very excited to have his friends over to record, got a great deal on a flight, and tries to figure out why he has porn. Sam braved arctic winds on a church stoop, tells us about Admiral Eater, and feels like an old bitch. The Primus of my life.

 


Whacking It To Lambchop
#235
02/17/2025

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This week the boys are in Rosemont IL. Sam got a cool new haircut, took his dick hostage, and had a lady feeding him candy. Nathan doesn’t want to be leashed, isn’t...


The Flappening
#234
02/08/2025

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This week everyone is at home. Becker got his head cranked. Sam has discovered the real world limitless drug, has 9 wings in the fridge, and introduces us to his friend Otto. Nathan tells us about an angry father, admits to bog...


How Goes It Ham-Unit?
02/02/2025

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This week Sam opens with a new song. Nathan self medicated in the worst way, had non-consensual chili, and has never been constipated . Sam is stoked about Ooze-A-Palooza, is sure the new google chip will butt fuck him, and admits Pissed Jeans made him want a motorcycle. His chombos were heavy. You can ta...


Lisa Earlobe
#232
01/26/2025

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This week Sam’s third mic and Nathan is the Tasmanian Devil. Sam considers the power of fat-guy plate envy, thought Powerade was a good move, and comes up with a fun new way to play horseshoes. Nathan is a colorblock jam man now, watched a 3 go off the rails, and is a proud girl dad. Turns out this thing goes all the way to th...


Strokes R Us
#231
01/19/2025

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This week Nathan has his outfit planned in Des Moines. Sam has been furious all day, saw Nathan go into heroic Lund mode, and sees himself with a shaved head wearing giant sunglasses. Nathan thought he was going in the right direction, was giving the coney to a gal in a trailer, and has thought about learning bass and taking it on the road. They called it macaroni. There’s trampolines on the court.

 

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Rogue Male Elephant
#230
01/17/2025

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This week Sam and Becker are reporting late. Sam proposes that Becker bite Nathan on the neck to infect him, sabotaged his own slime for a child’s joy, and decides he has to lose weight OR ELSE. Becker tries to figure out when and who put the hex on him, updates Sam on Lund’s vision for church life, and comes up with a...


Giant Bamboo Blaster
#229
01/06/2025

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This week Sam is joined by Sophie in Japan! Sam tried raw chicken and onions, reunited with an old friend over there, and fell off the wagon. Sophie busts Sam trying to elicit a giggle from Dud-man, reveals herself as the true puppet master, and brushed Sam’s teeth for him. Next thing I know there’s a tarantula of shots. The markers in Japan are “exceptional”. Chili Peppers out of a hot pot, squid, scallops, wet shrimp, there was slugs in it, and then a bunch of booze. An...


Bent Backwards
#228
12/29/2024

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This week Patrick Richardson joins Nathan and Becker while Sam is in Japan for the holiday. It’s Pat’s birthday! Pat thinks the times he had COVID have made him dumber, has been having fun making Max a ghost, and is thinking a lot about building a giant robot. Nathan gets to be Pat sometimes, wants Pat to meet a vampire lady at the movies, and got too high to watch Joker 2. Pat misses his check ins on Dr. T’s day at work. Lund isn’t too happy...


Elf’s Diaper
#227
12/22/2024

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This week the boys have been having a good time in Milwaukee. Sam explains how he determined the best Austin Powers film, got his mind melted by a Belgian news story, and got woken up by a phone call about his markers. Nathan recalls a lap dance competition, is excited for his church yard activities, and gives Sam some pricing advice.

 

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Cush Jumbo
#226
12/16/2024

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This week the fellas have a movie idea. Nathan was surprised by his own asscrack, defends Pornhub to a Texan audience member, and isn’t sure if he should become a shroom guy. Sam wants Nathan to get a BBL, made a young man go full Ren, and has been going to an auction house. The boys discover a new fun name. If this movi...


If Grandma Farts Dinner Is Canceled
#225
12/07/2024

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This week Sam has had a very whimsical 18 hours. Sam had dinner in a former hookah bar, got shown the rules of Detroit parking, and made a child cry over a fart. Nathan earned a trip to the White Sox, feels bad for people celebrating at OG, and got his hit his classic trademark phrase on a plane. Sam ma...


Naked And Afraid And Fat And Gross And Running
#224
12/01/2024

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This week the boys are all together in Denver! Nathan tried to orchestrate a cake gag, made a meal of the band name he forgot, and had a fun time at a shooting range. Sam has a special window in his pants, describes how he wants Lund to dress now, and had to quit fooling around. Becker admits he and Pat ha...


It All Comes Back To Chunks
#223
11/23/2024

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This week Sam and Becker are in Tampa. Sam has been getting comments on his body, can only name so many candy bars, and imagines fun funeral gags. Becker probably got slightly less chunks, doesn’t think he’s ever been vultured, and was in there longer than he needed to be. Sam realizes the correct way to order bosco sticks, has been wondering about a specific type of Maury guest, and was angry about Becker’s lunch order. Becker spazzed on kratom at the beach. Sam tells Becker...


It’s One Word Twice
#222
11/17/2024

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This week Sam is with Becker and Pat at the comedy condo in Key West preparing to see a haunted doll. Sam has a cool prank idea, ain’t scared of dolls, and doesn’t think the My Buddy doll existed before Chucky. Pat noticed some cool accents on the island, challenges Sam to come up with tricky bugs, and made a new fr...


Reverse Bell Boy
#221
11/11/2024

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This week Sam is mad about being censored right away. Nathan got rid of the tortillas, remembers one of his favorite fight videos, and can’t believe Sam was extended the benefit of the doubt. Sam has a new mode of transportation, attempted to see Decoration Day, and may have had cum on his leg. Becker tries to remember his past birthdays for Sam. On the mainland we call it the encore. Keep your foot on the pedal.

 

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Came Out Touched
#220
11/03/2024

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This week the boys have an interesting seating situation. Sam gets Nathan excited about how easy life would be if they were a couple, was swinging that thing in his costume, and reveals where his sandwich knowledge came from. Nathan looks like Selena’s manager, realized how he loves a market, and braved McDonalds. This is the kind of sandwich that makes me want to say a bunch of swears. Hair Pill secrets are shared. Nathan had the perfect wall for Butts-Up. It’s not on the menu.


Hammers Out w/ Chris Charpentier
#219
10/28/2024

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This week Chris Charpentier joins Nathan! They talk about Chris recently getting married. Chris has also been going to the gym to do his new favorite thing, went on a little mini-moon, and exp...


Did You Say Fat Time?
#218
10/21/2024

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This week the boys stayed in a prank hotel, went to Chris’s wedding, and are coming to you from a bed. Nathan bonds with an Uber driver, feels like he is back with his younger self...


Melted Cheese And Cigars
#217
10/12/2024

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This week the boys saw some ugly sushi. Sam reveals a fear, wanted to give loco advice to a child, and tells the truth about our set fin...


Everyone Here Was Hatched
#216
10/07/2024

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This week the boys are coming to you from Bentonville Arkansas after the Big Diamond Comedy Festival. Ricky Spiderbites stops by, Sam and Becker have Italian legs, and Sam doesn’t believe in screens. Patrick gives Nathan his Clandestine Apostles name. The weed too loud. He said all of them! Nathan got a cool shirt at his Jop Jop...


Who’s We White Man?
#215
09/30/2024

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This week Sam and Becker are coming to you from the hotel room at the end of Skankfest! Becker is ready to be the whole fruit cocktail, doesn’t really like potato chips, and only offered Sam some crust. Sam tells Becker why he’s been pissing him off all weekend, all he asked was 4-6 hotdogs of differ...


Woke Up In A Piñata Shell w/ Alec Flynn
#214
09/22/2024

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This week Alec Flynn joins the boys and learns about the fun of slime. Nathan used the boxers, teaches the fellas about Bundy, and has a change of heart about Mitch. Alec tel...


Grain Alcohol And Phone Chess w/ James McCann
#213
09/19/2024

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Where the grass is. Vaginal Lionel. One pug and international waters. James McCann joins Sam this week.

 

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth