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Team Fat Kid is a group of self-proclaimed culinary geniuses in the area of nothing. Hang out with Jason, Dammit Dooley & Dennis Da' Butcher! Click the button! You know you want to!

Misunderstood Misgnomer Wait Till The End S9E24
Yesterday at 8:26 PM

We try a new beer from Garage Brewery, we have a few we didn't try. Dooley & Bezo break up for good, maybe for 3 months who knows. We are on and off.... The new engagement is complicating things. What's new with the Shmitt? What new ideas have they come up with? Butcher how's that A/C working for ya?


Break In Again & You'll Get My Kool-Aid Hot Garage!S9E23
06/23/2025

Dooley had a break in, we talk about old Kool-Aid flavors and other old flavors from twinkie and such, Sorry for the late response Loren. Which Beer is the best lager beer for which event? Verizon what up with the business line bruh? McChicken is better than the Mc Crispy, know what i'm McSayin?


Don't Sleep On the Teeter Pizza! S9E22
06/09/2025

What's the best type of pizza? We talk about the 9 regional "Best" pizzas in America. Or is it Teeter? We can only imagine while watching Jason Bourne. Dooley had a good Member/Member week for the Golf Tournament at the Country Club. Dennis had a busy week as well as the Shmitt. We tried different snacks from Loren, some trail mix and some cookies from over seas. Hot Pot Chips and the Trail Mix were the best, also choclate covered pretzels inside of an Oreo? All pretty good!


Dirty Laundry? We air all that Shmitt out! S9E21
06/02/2025

Do you even HRFTA? You can get turnt up at T-Mobile with Sara!
We check out the Lays 3 flavor finalists.


Pickles On The Side Of That Dagwood! S9E20
05/19/2025

What words have you heard of from food shows before? Should we make a Dagwood Sandwich???? Behind, Mise En Place, Broken Sauce, etc? Don't eat Vanilla ice cream from this Iowa-Based Ice Cream company! What is "Regualr" Cheese to ya'll when you walk up to a food truck? Do you order pickles on one side of your sandwich and maybe premature pickles on the other side? Or do you just order two different 6 inch sandwiches like a normal person?


The PTSD of Nutty Fudge Day! Also Happy Mother's Day! S9E19
05/12/2025

Grilled Beer Brats or Beer Braised Steak? Which Pringles is better? We don't know. How many sandwiches do you think Jason cooked at their pop-up for the Virginia Beach Farmer's Market? How many jokes can Dooley make for no reason? The world may never know. Taco...... What did you doooo!


Happy Cinco De Mayo, Ya Filthy Custards! S9E18
05/05/2025

Does Amazon have a Chef's Corner? Don't eat the street vendor food in other countries. Jason can't touch chicken raw. Where is my Panini Cubano with heavy pickles Jason!!


Dian Stop Cryin' & Seat Them Our Gas Doesn't Work! S9E17
04/28/2025

Dooley's job lost it gas, hoods, and all.Jason & Melissa have an unforgetable lunch inbetween locations. The 76 loves their Italians.... Italianos.


Dooley Was Late To The PopTart Party! S9E16
04/21/2025

Dooley was tired so he totally was told come over when you can cause you work so hard and we appreciate you. Pop Tarts that break our heart because they got discontinued. Nutter Butter or Nutty Buddy? What type of Tabasco flavor do you want to try the most? Rasberry Chipotle, Maybe some Siracha, or maybe just the originial? It's all Top 10s!


New Menu, New Me, Who Dis? S9E15
04/14/2025

Dooley has a new menu roll out at the Country Club. Beef Carpaccio, Spring Rolls in Rice Wraps, and a ton more. How good is Shwarma? Let's get the Italian Meats, hold the liquids.


Dooley didn't want to JOIN this Dill Pickle Popcorn Party!! S9E14
04/07/2025

We got to try some Dill Pickle Popcorn from 757 POP sorry Dooley (Not sorry really!) that shit was good. We also tried some Hot and Spicy Chicken Ramen Funyuns but nothing compares to the new Fire Chicken Salad from Shmitt Sandwiches!


Dennis Decided To Not Join, Let's Eat Blue Cheese S9E13
03/31/2025

Great Value Vs. Girl Scout's.... Taco Doritos... Also Fizzy Warheads..... they not fizzy after eating..... taste like toothpaste... whats with all the pauses..........


Panic At The Depot Power Failure! S9E12
03/24/2025

We Had a longer podcast till the power cut out on us! stay tuned for next week!


Happy St. Patty's Day! Eww... Is That Worcestshire In My Water?S9E11
03/17/2025

Happy St. Patty's Day everyone! What's the difference between Russian & 1000 Island dressing? What's the best Wash Your Sister sauce? We Got Trivia! Also Jason cries to some Leeks and Green Onions, why? Because the Onions had a few Leeks about a movie! HAHA.


I'll Have Some BlueFin Tuna From McDonald's! S9E10
03/10/2025

What McDonald's foods will you not try unless you travel to diffrent countries? Why do some McDonald foods start and be experiment tested in a country like Austria for noodles instead of Asia, or America? Why is Bluefin Tuna 5,000 dollars for a pound of Tuna!! Find out on Team Fat Kid!


National Sushi Dooley Eats Posty's Salted Oreo's Every Hour S9E9
03/03/2025

We try Post Malone's Salted Carmel Oreos. Dooley is starting his journey into the sushi world. Melissa wants to make an Italian Breakfast Burrito. How quick can you make a Creme Brulee and let it settle in time for service?


Dooley Learned How To Mince Shallots! 15 Years.... S9E8
02/24/2025

What's the new Dr Pepper flavors? What's the best sandwiches in each state? 55 Itialians and 32 others walk into a bar? Who is served first?


Who's Your Valen Roast Pork & Cannabis S9E7
02/17/2025

Valentine's Day was a dousey for Dooley, with 504 dishes sold in 3 and a half hours. While Jason and Melissa did 500 sandwiches in 4 minutes. THEY THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW TO THE CUSTOMERS. the first person to read this text, 757-880-9973 will recieve a free T-Shirt.


Happy Valentine's Day, Why Is Everything In French? S9E6
02/10/2025

Dooley talks about his past week and upcoming events at the Country Club. Valentine's Day is gunna be great. Why is everything in termed to the French Cuisine? In America why is New York and Chicago Hailed in for their pizza? Amaroso.... What's going on with your product buddy?


Lemme Make a Panini Out of That Pringle Croc! S9E5
02/03/2025

Pringles and Crocs have made a collab with a mini holster on your Crocs for 160 bucks, i'm buying them. Can't stop me.What new "permanent" flavor does Pepsi have coming out? Next food battle everyone gets to pick a posion and throw it in the pot, let's see what we are gunna kill each other with this time.


National Get This Cake Day S9E4
01/27/2025

Technical Ecstasy is a goot time, it's a beer . ... Maybe... What shall we expect from Jason's Mentor from his early times?


Mexican The Penitentyarary! Stop Dying Dooley, We Need Food Testers! S9E3
01/20/2025

Jason won the Food Lion Food Battle! Which fast food place is the most expensive? Fast food or fast casual? Would you like to be a pet food tester? It has great benefits and great pay, join today!


Styrofoam Peanuts Make The Producer Special... Double U S9E2
01/13/2025

How does a year expired Fun-Yuns taste? Look at the title... The spoon taste off and my W's aren't double U'ing. Dealing with the court and city hall Jason and Melissa trying and get the liscencing and permits needed for the truck.. Again, Jason is a strong individual for bringing Melissa along with him.


S9E1 New Season Same Walmart Locations, But Salt.
01/06/2025

Where in the world is your Walmart? Which butter is your butter? Kerrygold? Land O' Lakes? How much Salt is too much salt?


S8E50.5
12/30/2024

It's the last episode of the season! Dooley messed his toe up, but he got a Ninja Air Fryer. Taco has a new habit with the Fossee's during the morning routine. Pop Tart got rid of an original flavor, Cinnamon! The Shmitt Sandwich is an official sponsor of the VB Farmer's Market.


Stageaire At The Best Sandwich Hoppes Is Truly Good S8 E50
12/23/2024

Dooley Stages at his possible new job and explains a little about the menu. We all discuss what makes it to be a Dip as a sandwich,should it be provolone or swiss, do you dunk it or drizzle it. Do you like coke? The drink! I mean, Bacardi and Coke are deciding to make a new cocktail to sell to stores making the perfect mix between the two.


Mustard on Name Brand Pop-Tarts Make Melissa Hate Tier List S8E49
12/16/2024

Which is better in the pop tart world? S'mores, or brown sugar cinnamon? What Mustard is the best mustard? Do you shop generic or name brand only?


Whopper Wednesday meets Teeter Orange Chicken S8E48
12/12/2024

We talked about trying the Million Dollar Whoppers from Burger King, we all liked the Mexican Street Corn one the best. Found out that Taco Bell was ranked the highest out of 16 fast food restaraunts. Also Pacific Rim is still the best of ALL TIME!!!!!


Lifetime Supply of What? Brisket, Beer, or.... Gas? S8E47
12/02/2024

What would you have an endless supply of? Dooley wants brisket, Dennis wants PBR, Melissa wants gas, what does Jason want? Why does arena food for football cost so much? UNO's personal pizza is pretty good with some wings and a salad.


The Annual Thanksgiving Mac& Cheese Battle Cast S8E46
11/29/2024

we recap the glorious day of Thanksgiving and all the craziness of the day! We also talk about how Jason is becoming Dr. Doolittle with how all his his animals he has coming to the house


Don't Be A Skaterboy, Wearing Khaki Boy S8E44
11/25/2024

Pupusas are on the old truck! Looks good family! Good rule of thumb note to wear khakis at work, look at your product for anything for E.Coli and anything coming from Impossible Meat! Also The Mortabella Sandwich that was Anthony Bourdain's favorite!


Cracker Barrel Ain't got Nothing on Taco Farts! S8E44
11/18/2024

Adventures at Cracker Barrel, new toys for Taco. What are your favorite cuisines to cook? Taste? Explore?


Dave Is Here & The Snacks Are SPICY S8E43
11/11/2024

We have a good snack pack attack, reaper chips, ghost pepper chips, but the Pringle Mingle is a bit of a fail.. I don't like packing peanuts.


Chef Dave Comes By, Melissa Has A CHallenge 8E42
11/04/2024

Recalls after recalls! BUT Chef Dave is here and brings us up to speed in his adventures throug the culinary world he has worked through.


Ceiling-1- Dooley- 0 Till the Next UFC Bout S8E41
10/28/2024

After the moving of the fridge came the moving of the hood vent and Dooley went into the drywall, Really didn'y get into much topics just had a fun time talking with good friends!


2024 Partycast like a RockStar!! S8E40
10/23/2024

We talked about Melissa doing meal preps for her grandfather. Also a PSA about not ordering a quarter pounder from McDonalds in the midwest! We also argued about the definition of a biscuit to dumpling! Pressure realases are sometimes farts or friends and family!!


Dooley Loves Cat Food, Let's Eat 72 Tortillas While Waiting For Food!S8E39
10/21/2024

What's the difference between a cup with a handle, and a bowl? How many tortillas do you eat waitng for your actual food? Why does Dooley love the chicken spread? PICKLE FLAVORED SLIM JIM'S????!!!


Dooley Is The Free Content, Almost Made Jason 2nd S8E38
10/14/2024

Jake, Jacob, & Dooley are three hours late so sounds reasonable. Melissa Tried to pit maneuver someone. You ain't gunna out-cunt Melissa. Who on God's green Earth goes to Golden Corral and eats one plate of food, you eat a plate and put a steak &some fried chicken in your knock off Louis-Vuitton bag.


IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! Give Him a PB & Bologna Sandwhich! S8E37
10/07/2024

IT'S DOOLEY'S BIRTHDAY! We have a few random topics, we all gag from the last topic, some meals are just weird. Why does Melissa keep hitting Taco in the face? Melissa makes "Lumpy Grits" that are good.


Eat Your AI Sandwiches, With A TFK Crunchwrap Supreme S8E36
09/30/2024

Carnitas Taco stale pringles and Poppin' candy Coke Oreos? yeah sure. We look at the AI generated sandwiches for each state of the US! Can we make a tuna taste like BBQ? Thoughts on a TFK Smash Crunchwrap Supreme?