Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

Ah crap, our Ha got separated from our Ka and we're stuck on the damn Beach. Now how the hell are we gonna get our treats delivered?!

Notes: On the Beach, Cinesthetic Women, Polisticks, Small Store Sipperman: Can More-sips-on Drank Quietly, Respeto Griffin, Funko v Nendo, Agent Gorgon Zola, Age of Doug, Borrito, It’s Giving Glorp, Dollar and Pound Bargains, Sonic McClaren, Leftist Mario Kart, British Dark Faeries, Hitler Direct

Well, we tried to find a psychic bigfoot (à la Zorth) to become our business partner/father figure for Father’s Day, but we got tricked by our friend @pseud0streams and wound up talking about D&D and the various goops available at Publix. 

Check out Pseud0 on twitch https://www.twitch.tv/pseud0streams

Notes: Zorf, Nub-tugging Ritual, Psionics Minutiae, Dead Billionaire Water, Carmine Reveal, Fantastic First Four Sips: As Told by Ginger, Ask a Ninja, Gooner Harkonnens, The Original Dubai Chocolate, Shock Jock Pope, George Lopez Chingy, Sicko Mode, Pub Sub Goop, Advi...

Well, this is embarrassing. We got an invitation to visit a bug-themed celebrity in the Philipines and thought it was our friend the Jollibee, but somehow we got trapped in an elaborate vivarium with a rapidly closing circle of fire ants. Can someone please cancel this guy?

Notes: Dinner with the Bee, Chance Cube Relic, The Baby Voice, Schmovement, Mike Collabs, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told by Ginger/Crackkkerkoa, Spite Based Health, Fantastic Four In One Pizza, Latino Sonic Respeto, Sonic X DC: A Powerscaler’s Wet Dream, T posing game, Malice, MindOfJson Cooking Min...

The finale of our Gushing Over Magical Girls commentary series is here after sitting on the shelf for ~3 months. We do a drinking game that might kill you, but in the end it's worth it for the LOVE.

Drinking game rules:

Drink/smoke for every instance of the following -

Sexual style moan

Magia Baiser does the evil face

Dead/mindbroke eyes

Horny tango music

Magical girl transformation sequence

The word LOVE

Torn clothing

We tried adding an AI of our dead (?) friend Watto to Fortnite, but he won't fucking shut up about the Boers in South Africa.

Notes: AI Watto, Creeper Milk, Fantastic Four First Sips: As Told By Ginger, Little Brutus, Boers in a Phone Booth, Ultrama’am, Rod Dreher’s Nights Into Dreams, Latino Blues Brothers, STEM Laureate, Alan The Southern Flavor, Marvel Yumejoshi, Symbiote Kangol, Poperoni, Horny Money World, What’s More Swag than STEM?, Komodo Dragon Croc, Bees Canada, Trunko and the Tully Monster

Horny Money World https://www.youtube.com/watc...

May is Mental Health Awareness Month. So in light of recent events with a certain ogre shaped senator, we are taking inspiration from the Martian Mind****er and running a mental virus check on our audience. All of the nasty worms and bugs in your brain will now be replaced by good bugs. 

Note: Bonzai Buddy for your Brain, Fetterman Hatman, the UberEats PUA, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps* An Elevated Beverage Critique (The New Refreshers), Circumcision NexusMods, Anti-Wario Religious Tenets, Moe Moe Kyun Mythbusters, Sebastian Stan App, Weedful Things, Rispetto, Chewy Strips, STEM spells, Cull Obsidian, B...

For our 4/20 / Easter show, we managed to book the Religious Studies tent at Coachella. So naturally we used it to do a Wrestlemania knock-off with our favorite characters.

Notes: The Top Religious Scholars in Podcasting, Klasky-Csupo Food, Twisted Sodas, The Batman Who’s GangWeed,  Super Minion Bros, Cuphead Doctor Who, The Many Saints of Podcasting, Sticker Sharks, Zurr En Chalupa, Keith Haring X Tenga Popcorn Bucket, Wocky Slush, YuruSTEM, Totinos Mandela Effect, Vtuber Chuck E Cheese, The Mineral, Tennessee Cave Creature, Delgo 2, Chinese Beekeeper

With the state of the economy, nobody wants to hear bad news anymore, so we're pivoting to smiles, laughter, and happiness only. Primarily smiling and laughing when Jack Black says the funny Minecraft words.

Notes:  Where is the Love?, Flint and Steel, Seamus Finnegan and the Banking Goblins, Mein Craft Beer: Ender Flagon, STEM Movies, Herobrine Nightmare Fuel, This is My Design,  MindofAlon, New Dews, Extraditing the Noid,  Sonic’s Confusing Timeline, Tuttle Twins and the wax JFK head, S3 Plan JP Sears, FartCoin, the Randolph County Cistern Creeper 

David Zaslav has hired us to do the one thing he's always dreamed of, but could never do himself - kill every single fucking Looney Tune

Notes: Killer ZASLAV, What’s Up Doc (Fauci), The Bojangler, DEI Forky, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Santa’s Secret Soda, Lego Panopticon, Department of Equity for Italians, Snow White Diddy Party, Chuck E Ozempic, Sonic Humiliation Ritual, Krakkl of Kwyzz, Thogal Ritual, Pete

A world divided made whole, with a few bugs for encouragement. The UCA’s precursor, the United States of America, had a prominent treat culture. A distinctly American philosophy - and one which would appear to have spread to this continent. The more we seek to unite the people with metaphorical bugs, the more essential treats seem to become. 

Notes: The Good Book Episode, Themcow, European Solid Snake, Elon’s Mail Cum, Hot Guys Who Dress Like Three Year Olds, A2s4s Presents: Thunderburps*, an Elevated Beverage Critique, Bionicle Scuba Phase, Watto Graham, The Tyranny of ‘Yo Momm...

After losing our dear friend Watto, Russ did what all spiritual white boys do: travel around Asia and try various sauces and treats. We’re living, laughing, and loving now as we talk about the most nothing Marvel movie yet. Get in, we're Finlandizing Celestial Island mack. 

Notes: Lifesize Gardevoir plush, Sabra the IDF Superhero, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Smoking Death Star, Vivek Ground Zeroes, Gooner Vegeta, Tim Blake Nelson’s evil QR codes, Finlandizing the Celestial Island, Weeb Wolverine, Malign Powerscaler Influence, Thunderburps*, Space Angel Vtuber, Dwegonal Returns, Condom Cheese...

Here's to the ones that we got

Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not

'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories

Of everything we've been through

Toast to the ones here today

Toast to the ones that we lost on the way

'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories

And the memories bring back, memories bring back you

Note: Mud Snakes, Watto has passed through the Other World Check-In Station, F*CK Darth Vader, The Last W...

For our special Fortnite Friday podcast, we’re  joined by teenage wunderkind and independent AI thinker Ryan Warinski. He’s definitely a real guy who came on the show to talk about how epic Russ is, not just Russ with a slightly different voice.

Notes: Ryan Warinski, Name Three Sexy Nintendo Characters, Ambivalently Racist Bionicles, Bonkers Miranda Right, Nerfing Sheen, Cronenberg homeowners, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Ancient Mushroom Elixir,  Loyal Customer Alert, Evil Mr Steel, Curse of the Rizzbino, Inspirational Graffiti, Edgy LEGO Humor, Wire Mommy Games, Fish-man of Lierganes, House DS...

The movie we've all been waiting for is finally here and the world wants to know: Is it love? 

Yes, it's LOVE.

Feliz Yaoidad everyone

Notes: Mufasa is fucking dead, Biolizard confirmed, Sonic in Neom, Sip and Slurp: Sonic the DrinkNog 3 sips LATINO EDITION Feliz Sonic’s Dad, The Sippin’ Society Presents - (Bottle) Cappin A-Mirthful-Cup: LOVE Brew Swirled, Angry Video Game Nerd Powerscaling, Doop and Goth Rogue, Pizza Phalanx, Estus GameFuel,  Indiana Jones and the Great Nugget, Blutomoding, Pizza BangBus, Maria does not get a BOOM, Sonic’s Rock and Roll Infl...

Where we hunt one we hunt all. We are Kravanon. Nothing can stop what is coming

Notes: Kravanon, Frank Caliendo powers, The Matrix Has You/Christ God Encoded Wife, The People’s Rhino, Kraven’s Manifesto,  Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Mancow’s Sandwich, Ironic Pepsi Murder, Strong Guy, French Fur Trapper Ownage, Monopods, Hut To Go, I Had the Pink Haired Woman Dream Again, Sonic 3 Predictions, Buca Nuppeppo, Woke Pope, Ave Maria Robotnik

Wicked fever has swept the nation and we've got the wunderkind movie reviewer Rip Gripson here to talk about it and all the other great films tearing up the box office. You'll never guess which toydarian has 1-2 queer media personalities online holding space as he defies gravity with his gas-filled flight bladder.

Notes: Rip Gripson, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Apple Rankings, Corpo Food Wars, Holding Space for Watto, Wicked Mac and Cheese, Tomato Wine, Goblin Pizza, Delta Ice-Nine, Points Check-In, Asking Kids About Jelly Roll, Suezo the Kid, Tulkun Nostalgia Critic, The Vir...

In this post-election landscape, everyone is asking "Who will be the Joe Rogan of the left?". Well we wanna get in on the grift too by filling two niches no one has covered yet: The Alex Jones of the Left and the Hasan of the Right.

Notes: The Female Prison Planet, Temu Hasan, Kiernan Shipka is Gryla, Flave-fearful Sixdrinks-try: Craving’s Last Gulp, Oh My God I Will Vote, Wattaang, The Ides of November, Gramsci’s Fanceroni, Skibidi Rizz Island, Giga-Meat, Diddy Kong Party, Pizza Oven in the White House, Cool Silverados, Big Rock Candy Zone...

It's the most important night of the year, so you know we had to get our wonk The Chart Hog (@ShaneHosea) to come on and crunch the numbers for us. And what numbers you may ask? Well of course it's the First Annual Venom & Joker Evil Clown/Goop draft.

Check out Shane's games here http://harkforsooth.itch.io

Notes: The Chart Hog, Joker and Venom Memorial Evil Clown & Goop Draft, The SmartWife, Doki Doki Realistic Panic Attack, The Sinister Six(?), Damn I feel like Hey Arnold, Mini XL Symbiotes, Dark vs Li...

Folks, love is back in a big way. Specifically a very special kind of love that involves trapping people in dollhouses to do ageplay shit. We got our friend Iris (@Elf_Chaser) on to talk about the horny bullshit that's going on in this show, the dogshit movies we've seen at the theaters lately, and uncles.

NEW RULES:

1. Alan can no longer mention The Maker, The Batman Who Laughs, or The Batman of Zurr-en-arrh

2.  If Alan brings up any shitty Marvel/DC crossover event to make Russ feel...

In this one we say goodbye to our beloved Beetlejuice themed segment and hello to two dogshit movies. Will Cesar Wattolina build Roku City? How many times can we say The Maker or The Batman Who Laughs before Russ loses his mind?

Notes: Supernatural Disaster, Megaludris, Dr. Crazex, Coppola in the Franxx, Dumping Garbage in the Blazing World, The Maker, Venom Freeze: The Last Ounce, Cesar Wattolina, Chappell Russ Man, Landmine Pizza, Wiener Coffee Pizza, LEGO Biolizard, FGC Arthur Fleck, Sexy Rat, Gyroid Gynoid, A Moratorium on The Maker

We're back to doing commentary tracks for dementedly horny anime. This time it's the worldwide sensation, Gushing Over Magical Girls. Of course, that means we had to get our friend @dauragon to come on and talk about fighting games and powerscaling.

Covering episodes 1-4 of Gushing Over Magical Girls.

Notes: Pervert Powerscaling, S&M Frame Data, Creami Mami, Goonforce, Sexual 3D printing, Folie a deux, Creepy Juice, Hard-Off, Bondage SSR, Pig Liver, Tasteful Pasties, Magical Girl Labor Politics, Gatchaman: Nextdoor, Heartbreak feels good in a place like this

Well, everyone left our Patreon and our discord server, so we're living out of Alan's Cybertruck. Thank god we've got our friend Piss (@Tsukihimedemake) to help rip off the format of a marginally more popular show while we discuss the new Sandy Cheeks movie

Notes: Our Discord Server Betrayal, Cybertruck Escape Room, United Snakkkes of KKKamp KKKoral, SpongeBob Spotlight, Enslaved: Odyssey to the Left, SpongeBourgeoise, Robot Wanda Sykes, Broom Boy Minute, SpongeBrat, Lego Pharell hat, A24 Presents The Front Room’s: The Frothed Brew - An Elevated Beverage Critique, Hegelian E-girl Nadeko, YIMBY NIMBY explainer, Con...

For this episode we invited our Gaming Correspondent, Scott (@FKASocks), to help us launch a new energy drink based gaming news channel. Somehow this turned into a lesbian ultimatum and a lot of talk about gooning.

Notes: Lesbian Ultimatum, GFourl, Stab Stimulant, Doug’s First Non-Woke Game, A Quiet Place: Roadhead, The Crow Goon Jacket, Traitorous Fat Man, Viziers and Eunuchs, Dookie Dash: Unclogged, 9/11 Suspension Bridge Effect, Tim Burpin’ Presents Drinkingjuice Drinkingjuice - The DemoniCoke Freakstyle Drink ReBOO 0% Juice is Loose in 666 Sips, Blowhole Blast, Gru’s Pineapple Lifestyle, Unperforated Pizza, Alan Ruins Everything, Minion Blasted...

We're furious about the rumors of Disney bulldozing PizzeRizzo to create Monsters Inc. Land. There's only one way to fight back: create a bizarro version of Disney and beat them at their own game. That's right, it's the Walt Studios D32 fan event. Don't say we didn't warn you - it's a bad episode. 

Notes: They’re Killing the Muppets, Walt Studios, Pelosificent, The Worm Must Feed, Sherlock’s Honey-filled Coffin, Sid is Back, Shin Doctor Who, McDonalds Gacha, Wimpy War: The West Wing, Redditor Pizzas, Mini4King, BioLizard Bucket, God Von Erich, Callouses of Friend...

After doing 200 episodes of The Number One Independent Sonic/Pizza Podcast On the Planet, we’re so happy to move on to where the real money is at: games journalism. So we’ve brought on our dear friend Ben Pack to usher in our new era of The Giant Hogcast 

Notes: Giant HogCast, TikTok Crying Guy FPS, Italian Catholics, Marcel and MJ, Hedonism 2000, Gyaru Fieri, Pokemon Mass Extinction, Greaseman’s Limp Bizkit, Watergate, Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice - the DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo (zero percent juice is loose in 666 sips), The Positive Game Reviewers, And do you reall...

Deadpool fever is sweeping the nation and one of us got roped into joining the Weapon XD program to become totally epic and random. Only #mymentor @goomvi can help us exorcise the spirit of Deadpool using the Power of Waking. Buckle up, we're not getting out of the barnyard on this one.

Notes: Weapon XD, Cajun Flavor, The Deadpool of Willendorf, Dramatic Ryan Reynolds, “Tim Burpin’ Presents DrinkingJuice DrinkingJuice: The DemoniCoke FreakStyle Drink ReBoo, Zero Percent Juice is Loose (in 666 sips)”, MRESteve1989’s NSA sting, Waterpool Minute, Tinky Winky’s Purse, Nasty Deadpool Pizzas, President Joe Fixit...

For the finale of our beloved "De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru 2 Rise" drink review segment, Alan sat down and watched every Despicable Me movie. But the question remains: did Gru rise?

Notes: L’Minions Internationale, aguas frescas, Miku in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?, Highway Minion, The Haunting of Gru House, Watto Voice, Grucel, Karate Wife, Dru vs Gru Hotness, The Mega Minions, Did Gru Rise?

Hoo boy, that debate was a real shitshow. One guy is so senile he keeps looking at the same book assets for hours on end and the other guy is a weird lava snake. Where is Mamala???

Notes: Sleepy Gideon, Painted World of AntsCanada, Bayou Pope, Catholic Built, Hopsinland Empire, Dr Disrespeto Gfuel, The Blighttown of America, What foods would get us killed in A Quiet Place, Magican Mouse, Knotfest Camel Dung, Def Jam 2024, Lara-Su Chronicles, Cap’n OG Readmore, Streamer Teacher Mewing for 4th Graders

Correction: Drake did not sample a Sh...

It brings me no pleasure to report that the king of Club Random is looking to retire. Will we be able to find a successor to the throne before he enters his final Kush Coma?

Notes: The King of Club Random, Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur, Health Sodas, Tendy Subs, Scottish Morrigan, AI Pizza Glue, Crust Chew Crust Please, Azof Battalion’s Problematic Pizza, Is Your Wimpy War Over?, Casa Bonita with Korone, Sonic’s Synergy is Too Good, The Nastiest Time in Prehistory, Dinosaurs Attack Trading Cards, SMTV Bonus Item Rage

The movies are under attack and we have a plan to save them. Yes, it involves Noovie and the wonderful Maria Menounos.

Notes:  The Movie Theater Lifestyle, Ape National Guard, Invisible Stink, Funko Watto, The Big Dog of Shimano, Built By Creamers, The Prude’s Fantasy, Rocko’s Gooner Life, Pepsi’s  Rock the South Tour, Canadian Cheese, Ki-Adi-Mundi’s Goomars, Shadow says Fuck, Unabomber Shed Tinyhome, Jenny Nicholson Neom Video, Nico Yazawa in the Blazing World, Hot Topic Sonic Line, Language of Nukes Subtitles

Wow, we're so excited to have this opportunity to make a themed role-playing experience for Disney's Doug! I sure hope this doesn't get scrapped and replaced by another equally replaceable property.

Notes: Wish Upon, Elden Doug, Not the Mama, It’s Fate, The Evening Dump, Frieza the Homeowner, Jessica Chobits, Shonen Soda, Gros Michel, Watturd2, New Haven Apizza, Congressional Baddies, Legally Bubba, Baki’s Drug Test, Wakandan Kumon Academy, Rompope, Vilerat Creepypasta, Vtuber Kindergarten Voice, Mewing and Looksmaxxing, Mystical Milfs, Into Night Dream Delights, Challengers Summer

Happy belated Boonta Eve to everyone! We're so glad that our good friend Watto was able to pull some strings and get all of our favorite podracers on the show. (Well everyone but Sebulba...)

Notes: The Boonta Eve Classic, Certified LoverFluggrian, Dwegon Diplomacy, Inventor of Gnomes, Island Boys vs. Da Vinki Twins, Space Angels, Invader Zyn, Poopdeck Pappy’s Clash of Fate, Costco Midnight Hour, De-potable Me 4 Sips 4 Gru To Rise, Professor Toothsome’s Chocolate Emporium, Xorn and Fantomex, The Fairness Meter, Fujordan B Peterson, Knuckles UCB Show, Latina Rouge the Bat, Miss Heed, Richard Scarr...

Wow, I can't believe we finally got to this huge milestone. Thanks again for all the great support on Patreon and Substack from our comrades on The Salty Spitoon Left. This week we're covering Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.

Notes: Saturday Night Left, Aquahell, The Cool Kramer Landlord, TheyWork, Toobin Grossout Closeup, Microtransactions Single Issue Voter, Cabbage Seller Discord RP, My Little Pony: Comrades are Solidarity, Whip Em Out Wednesday, Needy Drinky, Bojack Horseman is my Comfort Character, Rockabilly Movies, SpongeSplaining/SpongeSpreading, DSA DLC Caucus, Leftist SpongeBob Whoppers

The world has not been the same since the eclipse. Welcome to the interstice, where the world of brands and the world of man overlaps.

The Godbrand, Slimer’s Back, The Leftist Spongebob Watchers, Speaker of the Brands, Gru’s Doubting Thomas, De-Potable Drink 4 Sips 4 Gru to Rise, The Kidney Lord, CarnivoreDiogenes, Funko Watto, Death Romiel, Cheese Tsuchinoko, Sonic X IHOP, Return of the Cold Gru and Thing Burger, 20 Minutes of Immortal Hulk gushing that got edited out because it was boring and mostly about Kabbalah  

For St Patrick's Day this year we've got a hot WORLD EXCLUSIVE for the Irish Cinematic Universe. That's right, the Dwegons are back and hotter than ever

Notes: Leprechauns & Dwegons, Attack on Bean, Podcasting Dwegon, Dirty Soda, Mexican Treats, My Dad is a Rock Star, Crazy Puffs, When My Ex-Wife Becomes the Goblin Queen,  Rock and Roll Wario, Pineapple Culture War, Beer Sucks, Did Jodorowsky make the Beatles eat doo doo?, Goku’s dick and balls, Hotep/Harley Queen Mori, Japanese tterroristt, Mike Hate, King Bean, The Giver Job on the Commune

The Mori...

The spicy fish sandwiches must flow

Notes: The Arnold Shortman Classic, Can a Sujimon and Pokemon find love?, Weightlifting Watto, DOOJ, 100 Pepperoni Pizza, Beverage Connoisseurs san Frontieres, Food Fight 2: Grocery War, Sonic Ocean Water of Life, Mexican Polnareff, 40 Days and 40 Bites - A TradCath Review of Fast Food Fish Sandwiches, Dueling Ghostbusters Popcorn Buckets, Giant Woman and the Bug Man, Stand Up and Cheer Moments, Skarsgard’s Mancow Defense, The Bony Kashiwa Method, Dookey Dash: No Way Home, What If?: Guns N’ Roses, Golem Gunwolf

We saw it twice.

Notes: The Haters of Hate who Hate Hate Hatingly, The Idea of Best Buy, Hate on the Spectrum, lapping at it like a big dog, The Marveldone Clinic,  The City of Uncles, STEM daughter, The Barstool Baddies, The Payakan Salute, Dolezal Packed Her Bags and Moved Away, Marfalump Minute, Alan’s Metal Rod Dream, I Had the Madame Web Dream, The Coconut Tree, Unc Ben, Female Eminem, LazyTown Style Villains, Restructuring the Hive

Well we found a new movie to base our entire lives and personalities around, but this time it lets us do vigilante justice to people who annoy us. Protecting the hive kicks ass

Notes: Protecting the Hive, Fode and Beed, Consumerist Nirvana, Restoring Sanity, Infinite Swag, The Myth of the Tricolor Rotini, Truguts Peggats and Wupiupi, Uncle Steve’s Sauce, Two Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Dollar and Ounce  Bargain, Beekeeper vs Antkeeper, Thaw Slicely, The Wise Consumer, Let There Be Ants, Gay Slug v. Gay Cyclops, Lupin to Sonic Pipeline, AI Two...

The top 3 worst things on earth you can be:

1. A fake friend

2. A fake fan

3. A fake podcast host

Notes: Getting Back to Basics, Gnostic Evil Trinity,  Pope’s Ultra Infallibility, Hazbin Hotel’s Eve, Double Stavs, Taco Bell Shrine, Polka Elements, 2 Sips for Dakota Johnson’s Beautiful Web of Truths, Cook-Out Heaven, The Assumption of Gucci Mane, Bo Bowls, Homestuck Wedding, Pizza Ranch Public Forum, This Woman, Lowkey Trying to be a G.U.N. Agent, Secretary, The Curse

Our New Year's Resolution for 2024? We've gotta escape the fucking Barnyard.

Notes: Perfectly Objective Snopes Style Humor, Officer Down Alert, GreyChew, Baby Robots, Gynoids in Buckle Jeans, Gnome Elixir Bar, The End of the DCEU, Fifty Shades of Madame Web, Y’all Rockin’ with Agatha?, Wild Mike, Pizza Delivery Newtype, Nasty Cheeses, American Idiot, Watto’s Fake Friends, The Parable of the Milking Machine, Munch Box, Toy Budget, Sonic Cookbook, Pokemon Sativa & Indica, DUI Guys