The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air

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By: Sword & Sigil Productions

A vintage radio variety show where each and every guest is abducted by a UFO. The Third-Rock Theatre of the Air is a weird fiction audio drama surrounding this variety show of the same name. The series blends elements of comedy, horror, radio drama, and science fiction to create an entirely out-of-this-world experience. Tune in each month for the greatest talents Planet Earth has to offer.

002 - "Bad Blood"
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Today at 5:40 AM

A new wrinkle threatens Mike’s control over the show. Featuring rock music and a special guest who really sucks. Also, a multi-headed barbershop quartet dragon.

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Content Warnings:

Mentions of BloodInsects and InfestationKidnapping and BondageEscalating ArgumentsForced Blood DrainingViolent DisintegrationVomiting ScreamingVocalized Sounds of PainExplicit LanguageSFX: distorted stat...


001 - “Exit Pursued by Bigfoot”
#1
Today at 5:00 AM

Pilot. Featuring one hell of a comedian and a surprise guest with an aversion to being captured. Also, Elvis Presley?

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Content Warnings:

Alien Abduction Screaming Vocalized Sounds of Pain Explicit Language Angry Animal Sounds Escalating Arguments SFX: distorted static & voices, brief high frequencies, rumbling

Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com)

Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC.

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Last Wednesday at 4:53 PM

Transmissions Begin ||| 04.03.2026

Created and distributed by Sword & Sigil Productions LLC.

Logo art by J. Michael Beckett (voicebymichaelbeckett.wordpress.com)

This work is openly licensed via CC BY-NC-SA 4.0.