Tommy's Brownload

It’s only right that when one of us complete a marathon… The other two take the piss out of him! Well done to Kej and all that… But he is walking like he poo'd his pants! And he’s not the only sporting sensation… We’re catching up on the 14-year-old IPL player and the Eubank / Benn fight! Plus it was National Sausage Day this week… And I did my bit for the cause! 

Kej questions if white people are more generous than brown people when it comes to donating! I think brown people have lost their way and are no longer serving desi food at family gatherings - And Sach has got a problem with metal thaal trays which all brown people love! We’re also talking bank holiday weekends, revision timetables and bank holiday shenanigans!

We’re all together in Kej’s pad talking Usher and his cherries… more controversial Sean Paul lyrics and there’s a group of celebrities in space.... And guess what - Sach couldn’t give a monkey’s!

Still on my holidays but checking in with the Brownload boys for a catch up! Kej is beaming with all the success of a fraudster! And Sach is just so over joyed with life right now! Can I cancel my return flights?

Man, I was jet lagged in this episode! Living my best White Lotus life - I’m in Thailand at the moment! Just in time for there to be a two week heatwave back home! Great! 
Sach has been out getting his first trim of 2025 and Kej went for a coffee and got a pleasant surprise!

This podcast is for the dreamers! Those that have had the conversation about what they’d do if they won the lottery! And we’re talking Blue Peter, Neha Kakkar (who’s feeling emotional on stage) and a situation involving lipstick on a man’s shirt from a woman who’s not his wife! But it’s completely innocent… hmmmm?!

Coming at you from Namaste Lounge in Uttar-lakri!! (Northwood in London!) I’ve had dramas in a restaurant… and my recent scan shows my hips don’t lie! Kej doesn’t know where to draw the line on his porridge let alone his first pint of Guinness! And Sach is feeling unsafe in the streets of a certain city! Plus… we find out what the best bread in the world is!

Imagine a cartoon about a crime fighting duo… based on Kej and Sach! I’d be the guy who sets the assignment! This podcast is the episode that gives birth to that idea!!! Also - After a few weeks apart, we’re all back together in the flesh at Kanchans restaurant in Ilford (shout out to the owner Pete!) Sach is also getting annoyed on the plane (again) and Kej is hanging around with cricket hooligans!

Well done Kej for turning up to the podcast! Super Sach has been awake for 24 hours and has travel stories from India and Dubai! Breaking news… I’m a local community hero! We’re talking about Presidents meeting and what to wear! Plus Conan O Brien is speaking Hindi… not very well! Plus there’s the things we’ve learnt!

Welcome back Kej! He’s been missing and Sach ain’t happy! What’s his excuse?  I’ve been in Finland, Sach is in Dubai so we’re all over the place at the moment! But - we’ve still got time to talk Trump, travel and crabs! Sorry this one came out a day late! #blamekej