The Cheating Death Podcast
The Cheating Death Podcast is a comedy podcast, that discusses life, food, music, comedy, movies, horror, culture, geopolitics, human rights, staying strong, loving who you are, food lists, candid commentary, Mental Health, Fitness, True Crime and more. The Cheating Death Podcast is hosted byThe never sleeping, hope keeping, coffee drinker, bizarre thinker, tequila sipper, chicken nuggie dipper, the actor and defining factor, musician with the vision, global recording artist, sexy chartist, lean, clean, mean, pristine, brilliant and resilient, annihilator, the cute, calamity creator: Your Benevolent Host: The Cleric 0f ChaosWe are not left, we are not right, we are not c...
Episode 37: Abandonment: A Tool? & 5 Cheap Coffees
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into how to try your best to use abandonment and your trauma surrounding it as a tool, how to deal with the loss of loved ones, an all new Annihilation Announcement, joke of the episode and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 36: Facing Failure & Top 5 Cheap Take Out
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into facing failure and being kind to yourself during hard times, 5 cheap take out foods for when groceries are not an option, an all new Annihilation Announcement and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 35: Navigating Social Services & Top 5 Cheap Grocery Items
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into navigating social services, being kind to yourself during hard times, 5 cheap and filling grocery items, an all new Annihilation Announcement and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 34: How To Survive Homelessness & Top 5 Nice Small Things To Do For People
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into navigating homelessness, facing death with dignity, 5 nice things You can do for people, an all new Annihilation Announcement and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 33: Perseverance & Top 5 Sevendust Songs
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into how to harness your strength to persevere. An all new Annihilation Announcement and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 32: A Sad Society & Top 5 Till Lindemann Songs
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into the state of our current societal way of life. How we have come so far technologically, yet seem to fall short when situations require objectivity or empathy. How can we be better? An all new Annihilation Announcement and the tip 5 Till Lindemann songs and more on today's episode.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne...
Episode 31: Left Vs Right & Top 5 Rammstein 94-00 Songs
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host dives into why Left vs Right is the primary tool of division for governments. Why humanity must realize this and how we can be nicer to each other. Top 5 94-00 Rammstein songs and an all new Annihilation Announcement. All this and more on today's episode
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent...
Episode 30: Navigating Insanity & Top 5 Hypocrisy Songs 94-00
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host details the burden of clinical insanity. As a medically diagnosed clinically insane soul, the Cleric explains why humans need more love and care, less hatred and how we can circumvent Animosity. We also get into our list of the top 5 Hypocrisy songs from 1994-2000. An all new Annihilation Announcement, joke of the episode and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon...
Episode 29: Dodgers Win, Karens & Top 5 Baseball Players
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host details the historic and emotionally charged Repeat world series victory by the LA Dodgers. We tackle Karens and why the behavior needs to stop. A new Annihilation Announcement and more on today's episode.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 28: Game 7, Why NIMBY behavior sucks & Top 5 Fruits
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host details game 7 between the Blue Jay's and the Dodgers, the need for eradicating NIMBY attitudes in Canada and the USA. Why more immigration is necessary, a new Annihilation Announcement, joke of the episode, and more on today's episode.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 27: Halloween, Autumn, World Series & 5 Horror Movies
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host gives his view on why humans in North America love Halloween and autumn so much. What is the deal with pumpkin spiced lattes? Our top 5 underrated, yet amazing horror movies we suggest you watch, an all new Annihilation Announcement, The Cleric quotes 311 in an inspirational rap (yes, he raps in this one, we know) and more on today's episode.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song...
Episode 26: How To Deal With Rejection & 5 GTA Games
On today's episode, our galactic, fourth dimension host provides some insight into how to believe in yourself, bet on yourself, and accept rejection for what it is, rejection. Nothing more. It is not your end, use it as a stepping stool to learn and find your way, we get into our top 5 Grand Theft Auto Games and debut a new segment: The Annihilation Announcement. All this and more on today's episode.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0...
Episode 25: Positivity In Painful Times & 5 juices
On today's episode, our host gives a few tips on small things You can try to keep your smile during the sadness. Life is hard, so that means we must ensure we are prepared for anything and everything while always maintaining hope for a brighter tomorrow. We should try to love more and lament less. Difficult? Yes. Impossible? No. You can and will succeed.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available...
Episode 24: Favorite Metal Guitar Tunings 5 Vocalists
On today's episode, Our host discusses Metal guitar tunings, what makes them so hauntingly, horrifically happy for those who play them, and our top 5 Metal Vocalists of all time.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "A Night With Baphomet and The Devil". A cover of the legendary Chevelle's An Evening With El Diablo. An upcoming song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 23: Silent Hill 3, 4, HC, SM, P.T. 5 characters
On today's episode, we get into the remainder of the silent hill series as the Halloween season comes to an end soon. What makes each special? What are the top 5 best silent hill characters? Find out on this episode.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "A Night With Baphomet and The Devil". A cover of the legendary Chevelle's An Evening With El Diablo. An upcoming song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon...
Episode 22: Intro to Canada, WS⚾️ & 5 poutines
On today's episode, our host: The Cleric: a German, who's father's family moved from Leipzig, DE to Canada in the 1940s, Italian, 11th generation French Canadian, who's mother's family has lived in Canada consecutively since 1641, when Jean De Lalonde, family, and other French left Marseilles, France and some fleeing from what is now Turin, Italy to reside in what is now Sherbrooke Quebec. Though our host is German born, our host apologizes to the world in typical Canadian fashion about how wrongly you've been gaslit by the Canadian government. Health care, living costs, food insecurity, significant exhaustion in most average...
Episode 21: Prose, Poetry, Pain, Perseverance
Episode 21: Prose, Poetry, Pain, Perseverance
On today's episode, pain, poetry, perseverance.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "Ode To James (Jim): Savior Of Mankind". A cover of the legendary Jim Johnston's Ode To Freud. An upcoming song recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon, Tidal, LiveOne, YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 20: Silent Hill 2, James 5 SH 2 Locations, 10 🎮
On today's episode, we gladly dive into one of our director and host's all time favorite pieces of media, video game, film or otherwise. What makes it so hauntingly beautiful? Why does it resonate so much? Why is James such a whiney baby? Why is pyramid head a hero, not a villain? We join the ten video game trend that is sweeping social media, joke and quote and more.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "South Vale Brainfog". An upcoming song from the...
Episode 19: Overcome Suffering & 5 Italian Resto Meals
On today's episode, we briefly advise you a few ways you may potentially overcome your suffering or hardship. We all face different types of struggles in an ever-growing and uncertain world. Learn to love your flaws, your mistakes, your imperfections, for they are what make you beautiful
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "South Vale Brainfog". An upcoming song from the upcoming album: South Vale Brainfog, recorded by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more, available soon on Apple, Amazon...
Episode 18: Thank You Dudley Boyz Top 5 3Ds
On today's episode, we thank one of the most entertaining and world traveled professional wrestling tag teams of all time. There have been numerous documentaries, stories, big feature pieces on Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley and there is no way we can do that justice in the time we have on this program. Instead, we are going to succinctly chronicle what we feel made the Dudleys tremendous tag team and solo wrestlers and how beautiful of a retirement they had at TNA Bound For Glory 2025, vs their longtime rivals the Hardy Boyz.
And of course, our lovely, dear...
Episode 18: Thank You Dudley Boyz Top 5 3Ds
On today's episode, we thank one of the most entertaining and world traveled professional wrestling tag teams of all time. There have been numerous documentaries, stories, big feature pieces on Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley and there is no way we can do that justice in the time we have on this program. Instead, we are going to succinctly chronicle what we feel made the Dudleys tremendous tag team and solo wrestlers and how beautiful of a retirement they had at TNA Bound For Glory 2025, vs their longtime rivals the Hardy Boyz.
And of course, our lovely, dear...
Episode 18: Thank You Dudley Boyz Top 5 3Ds
On today's episode, we thank one of the most entertaining and world traveled professional wrestling tag teams of all time. There have been numerous documentaries, stories, big feature pieces on Bubba Ray and DVon Dudley and there is no way we can do that justice in the time we have on this program. Instead, we are going to succinctly chronicle what we feel made the Dudleys tremendous tag team and solo wrestlers and how beautiful of a retirement they had at TNA Bound For Glory 2025, vs their longtime rivals the Hardy Boyz.
And of course, our lovely, dear...
Episode 17: Silent Hill 1, Top 5 SH 1 Locations 5 🇨🇦⚾️
On today's episode, the weather gets colder and we want to stay inside, there is a new quote of the day and joke of the day in this episode. Stay in with your favorite coffee, movie or video game, and The Cheating Death Podcast. Today, we get into what makes Silent Hill 1 a next to perfect game (subjectively speaking), what makes Harry Mason a well-meaninf derpy bad ass, top 5 SH locations and top 5 Canadian baseball facts.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "South...
Episode 16: Fuck Racism, Fuck Xenophobia, Free Palestine
On today's episode, a significant change of our regular format. Janus, Heinrich and The Cleric wanted to produce an episode explaining why racism and xenophobia are beyond stupid, pointless, and completely unnecessary in life. Why 157 out of 193 participating members of the United Nations formally recognize Palestine as a non-member observer state. Today's episode will contain ample vulgarity, direct condemnation of racist behavior, and questioning why both Canada and USA continue to suffer from people who refuse to accept the fact the world is shared by all of us. Every color, every creed, every origin. We all share this pale blue...
Episode 15: Cemeteries, Ghosts, Top 5 Modern Pro Wrestling Finishers, Mcdonalds or Wendys?
On today's episode, the season continues to shift and that means colder weather, more blankets, and more time inside to watch your favorite Halloween season show or movie. We briefly discuss what makes cemeteries and ghosts so cool, we break down the top 5 finishers on the independent circuit today and succinctly end the debate between McDonald's and Wendy's.
5. Mance Warner Southern Cross Face
4. Fancy Ryan Clancy's Drop Kick
3. Killer Kross's Doomsday Saito/Heel Hook
2. Richard Holliday's SIGNATURE MOVE
1. Alex Hammerstone's Nightmare Pendulum
And of course, our lovely, dear l...
Episode 14: Facing Failure, K Cinema & 5 BF Fast Food
On today's episode, as the colors of the leaves continue to change and the sun rests earlier,, as the sweeping winds of death take over the land here in the northern hemisphere, we remind you why you should never stay down after failure, what makes a memorable character in entertainment. Why do we resonate with certain people, athletes, actors? There can be quite a few reasons.
And of course, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "Bargain With Pyramid Head". From the upcoming album "South Vale Brainfog"...
Episode 13: Keeping Your Sanity & Top 5 Pizza Chains
On today's episode, as the colors of the leaves continue to change and the sun rests earlier,, as the sweeping winds of death take over the land here in the northern hemisphere, it may be a bit more of an uphill climb to remember your mental health. We give some short, succinct tips on how to try and keep yourself grounded and maintain balance. After all, life these days, is becoming more and more like a real South Vale Brainfog, we must atone, accept and aspire to Annihilate. Quote of the episode and joke of the episode coming to you...
Episode 12: Killer Kross's My Life After WWE & Top 5 Lattes
On today's episode, as the seasons change and the wind reminds us the season of death is upon us, we take give you a small and humble preview of Killer Kross's new documentary "My Life After WWE", we let you know where you can see Richard Holliday next, and our top 5 list of lattes.
And of course,, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "Close The Door". A cover of Chevelle's "Closure" from 2002, from the upcoming album "Road To Hell" by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos...
Episode 11: Accepting Aging & Top 5 American Southern State Chicken Sandwiches
On today's episode, as the autumn progresses and the seasons shift the color of leaves from green, to amber, to red, to brown, we are reminded that the end of the year is soon upon us. It dawns on you, you're noticing signs of aging, physically, mentally, emotionally. We go over some small things You can do for yourself to help you accept aging, and maybe even look forward to the process and form you will take. We'll also dive into a list of the top 5 chicken sandwiches in the American Southern States, this list was not easy to compile.<...
Episode 10: Tattoos, Piercings & Top 5 Workouts
On today's episode, we discuss tattoos, piercings, alternative styles and their impact on our lives. We also take a look at this podcasts five favourite exercises/lifts to help you maintain and keep low pain.
And of course,, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "Conquered" from the album "Assimilation" by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more are available to view on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.
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Episode 9: Night Drives & Walks & Top 5 Energy Drinks
On today's episode, we express our appreciation for the tranquility night time drives and Walks provide. How it can be the difference between a bad day and a "meh, let's get through another day, we got this" feeling. The ambience of the night, and the love it provides.
And of course,, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "Evil Rises" from the album "Assimilation" by our host: The Cleric 0f Chaos. This song and more are available to view on YouTube, Spotify, Apple, QQ, TenCent and more.<...
Episode 8: Ghosts, Astral Projection & Top 5 Pokémon
On today's episode, our host shares his adoration and admiration for the world of the paranormal. The many different dimensions that occupy the same space we dwell within.
Why do ghosts captivate our brains? Why do some believe they exist and others believe they are either a glitch, or completely fabricated. Either way, this program tries to give you a different view into ghosties.
Astral Projection and lucid dreaming, and how one can achieve it in simple, no BS terms, no pay walls, no run around. Want to visit a different galaxy? It requires effort, focus...
Episode 7: Dark & Comedic Personas In Film /Pro Wrestling & Top 5 Sodas
On today's episode, our host discusses who the program believes are some of the best examples of memorable, impactful, unmatched comedy characters and dark personas in some films and classic/modern day pro wrestling. Discussion about extremely underrated actors Raul Julia, Christopher Lambert, Alan Rickman and Bradley Whitford. We also get into a list of the show's top 5 favorite sodas of all time.
And of course,, our lovely, dear listeners, in keeping with the Halloween season, we end the podcast with a song titled "Siren 0f Silent Hill". A significantly darkened version of Dyst0pia by our host...
Episode 6: Art + Tragedy = Beauty & Top 5 Fries List
On today's episode, our host explains in depth how combining art and tragedy is perceived as hauntingly beautiful and romantic to some. How the depths of a dark character can consume the very soul it temporarily embodies if one is not careful. A couple of tips if you are suicidal, beauty in despair, and a top 5 fries list.
And of course,, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a preview of an upcoming single by our host, "Watch Your Back In Silent Hill". In this song, our host pays his respects to Eminem and Royce Da 5...
Episode 6: Art + Tragedy = Beauty & Top 5 Fries List
On today's episode, our host explains in depth how combining art and tragedy is perceived as hauntingly beautiful and romantic to some. How the depths of a dark character can consume the very soul it temporarily embodies if one is not careful. A couple of tips if you are suicidal, beauty in despair, and a top 5 fries list.
And of course,, our lovely, dear listeners, we end the podcast with a preview of an upcoming single by our host, "Watch Your Back In Silent Hill". In this song, our host pays his respects to Eminem and Royce Da 5...
Episode 5: Drum Tips & Social Media Positivity
On today's episode, our host discusses some tips on learning drums, how to stay sane on Social media, positive examples of this, and how to use platforms to help others.
And of course, what would a Cheating Death Podcast episode look like without some discussion about something as sweet as you, dear listener. We get into frappuccinos and milkshakes a little bit, and end the podcast with a preview of The Cleric 0f Chaos' upcoming song "Hazel Street Station", dropping on Halloween, 31/10/25.
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Episode 4: Public Speaking: How To Fight Stage Fright, Old Vs New Recording Methods
In today's episode, we provide some clarity on how to prepare yourself for stage performances, public speaking, acting auditions and overall appointments in the lovely entertainment sector.
Recording methods of the 80s/90s vs now and how the charm is missing in most promotional material for movies and music in ways we never thought we would miss
We also debut a new single from our host: The never sleeping, tea steeping, coffee drinker, bizarre thinker, the actor, the musician, the cute calamity creator: The Cleric 0f Chaos
All this and more in today's special...
Episode 3: Tacos vs Burritos Cake VS Pie & 3 @ Home Exercises
On today's episode of the Cheating Death Podcast, our host looks into some of the components and character traits that make tacos so tantalizing and burritos so beautiful.
Seeing as this is the holiday season, we understand a lot of people may be trying to decide if cake or pie is a better choice. We try to provide some small differences between the two to make your choice easier.
Most of you know our host has been dealing with severe injuries for quite awhile, so we asked him to give a few examples of exercises you...
Episode 2: Health Care and Coffee
On today's episode, our host gives Canadian listeners a few alternate suggestions for dealing with slow medical care, how to acquire a family doctor, how to ask a walk-in doctor for help and more.
We also give a list of our top five favorite cold coffees for those caffeine connoisseurs. A bit more of a light-hearted episode today, as we need caffeine, to cheat death. Follow our social media for more content and information. Leave a review, like, share and subscribe. We love you all.
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Episode 1: Welcome To The New Era
On today's debut episode, we touch base on how to navigate the labyrinth of finding mental health support in Toronto, Ontario
We discuss how Canadians are mad about a 1.5% coffee price raise at the good ol Tim's, the MLB playoffs,, the Charlie Kirk Assassination, a new Chevelle album and more.
This podcast is not for the weak.
Wir stehen für die Menschheit und werden unsere Macht nutzen, um bis zum Ende zu kämpfen. Wir können nicht gekauft werden und können nicht ausverkauft werden.
Willkommen in der neuen Ära
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