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By: Patrice and Jordan Steinagel

Every day, Jordan and Patrice dig into the most outrageous, hilarious, heartwarming, and downright bizarre stories pulled straight from Reddit and beyond. From feel-good threads that restore your faith in humanity to freaky tales that make you question reality, Thread HQ brings the internet’s favorite posts to life with humor, personality, and a dash of chaos.Whether you’re here for relationship drama, workplace meltdowns, paranormal encounters, or the wholesome stuff that feels like soup for the soul, this is your headquarters for stories that you won’t stop talking about.Sit back, laugh, cringe, and gasp along because at Thr...

Dr. Ramsey | Two Weeks of Halloween
#22
Today at 10:01 AM

r/LetsNotMeet: In one of the most chilling true stories ever shared on Reddit, a young girl encounters a man who calls himself Dr. Ramsey, a “pediatrician” who starts by walking her home… and doesn’t stop there.

What begins as an unsettling encounter turns into a year-and-a-half nightmare of stalking, threats, and near-break-ins that terrorize her entire family. From eerie phone calls to a horrifying night when the French doors swing open, this story unfolds like a real-life horror movie, except it’s all true.

If you think you’ve heard scary stories before, wait until y...


When Reddit Restores Your Faith in Humanity | Soup for the Soul Sunday
#21
Yesterday at 10:00 AM

r/wholesome: In this heartwarming episode of Thread HQ, we share a collection of stories that’ll make you smile, tear up, and maybe even want to hug your pet a little tighter. From a little sister’s plate of cookies that saved the day, to a Panda Express manager’s simple act of kindness, to animals showing pure, unconditional love, these stories remind us how small gestures can have a big impact.

Whether it’s coworkers pretending to be cartoon characters, or cats taking shifts caring for their chemo-recovering owner, this episode is full of simple, beautifu...


Guy Finds Hundreds of Secret Photos of Him On New Girlfriends Laptop...
#20
Last Saturday at 10:00 AM

r/relationship_advice: I (21/m) found a folder on my girlfriend’s(24/f) laptop containing hundreds of candid photos of me. We’ve only been dating for 5 weeks...

While trying to stream a show on his new girlfriend's laptop, OP notices something very odd on the desktop... hundreds of candid photos of himself he never knew about.

I Once Faked Having a Twin Brother for 3 months just to Ghost a Girl I didn't Know how to Break Up with...

r/confession: OP didn't know how to break up with his girlfriend, so i...


r/LetsNotMeet:
#19
Last Friday at 10:00 AM

OP likes to go for walks at night and walk around to relax and contemplate life. After taking a little break in a park he likes to hang out in, he discovers an odd visitor standing on the other side of the park with an unexpected gift.


r/AITA: Should These People Find New Friends?
#18
Last Thursday at 10:00 AM

Story 1: Am I the A**hole for making up ridiculous stories as to how I lost my eye because I'm tired of people asking? OP goes to a restaurant with their friend who decided to go all out and order a huge amount of food and drinks, but when the bill comes, they decide it's time to split the bill...

Story 2: Am I the A-hole for ordering more food when I found out we're splitting the bill? OP is tired of telling people the very personal story of how they lost their eye, so they...


Aussie Whiz Mishap & Bee Termination Gone Wrong
#17
Last Wednesday at 10:00 AM

In this episode Patrice and Jordan find themselves reading from r/TIFU. Aussie mate forgets to look down before taking a whiz.

Another Redditor thought gluing a bee's nest closed would be a great way to solve their bee problem. They couldn't have been more wrong.


r/ProRevenge: Taking Down the HOA Dictator
#16
Last Tuesday at 10:00 AM

In this Reddit episode, OP tells a story of how his friend developed an elaborate plan to slowly and methodically take down their dishonest HOA president. Buckle up for a juicy story!


To Lacroix or Not to Lacroix | Random Woman Screams at OP
#15
10/13/2025

r/WeddingShaming: OP goes to a wedding as a photographer, but then they get a very unwelcome, unexpected surprise right in the middle of the event.

r/Confession: OP makes the decision at one point to start drinking Lacroix in order to be healthy, and then makes the fatal mistake of posting it online as a "new addiction" before actually trying the stuff...


You Might Tear Up Listening to This One | Soup for the Soul Sunday
#14
10/12/2025

It’s Soup for the Soul Sunday — time to slow down, breathe, and feel something good again. In this episode, Jordan and Patrice share a few heartfelt stories that’ll remind you what makes life beautiful, even in the smallest, quietest moments. Some will make you tear up, others will make you smile, but all will leave your heart just a little bit softer.


r/EntitledPeople: Woman pretends to be asleep in my seat while the plane is still boarding
#13
10/11/2025

A lady on a plane tries to fool OP into taking the window seat when he specifically booked the isle. Can she take a hint??

r/Confession: Neighbor tried to get my mom fined over our shed, so I got his $40,000 pool filled in

OP's neighbor reports them to the city because their shed "doesn't meet city code." The neighbor has no idea what's coming to them.


r/paranormal and r/LetsNotMeet | Two Travel Nightmares That’ll Make You Check Out Early
#12
10/10/2025

It’s Freaky Friday at Thread HQ — where Jordan and Patrice dive into real stories that’ll make you double-check the locks tonight. This week, a weekend getaway and a solo trip abroad both take eerie turns when that uneasy feeling proves way too real.


r/pettyrevenge: When Neighbors Take Revenge Into Their Own Hands
#11
10/09/2025

First, a nurse comes home after a grueling 12-hour shift only to find her driveway blocked yet again by her neighbor’s guests. This time, she decides she’s had enough—and teaches him a $300 lesson he won’t forgetThread HQ Text.

Then, an elderly art teacher is kicked out of her cottage so the landlord’s daughter can move in and enjoy the whimsical Disney murals painted on the walls. But before she leaves, her neighbors rally together to make sure the house looks nothing like the dream home she fell in love withThread HQ Text.


r/AskReddit: Secrets That Could Ruin Lives If Exposed
#10
10/08/2025

In this episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dig into one of Reddit’s most chilling questions: “What’s the most disturbing secret you know that would ruin someone’s life if exposed?”

From neighbors who may have gotten away with murder, to families hiding shocking truths, to confessions that blur the line between mercy and crime—these stories will have you questioning how well you really know the people around you. Some secrets are awkward, some are darkly funny, and others will stay with you long after you hit play.


Workplace Shenanigans and Malicious Compliance | Reddit Stories
#9
10/07/2025

From employees who kept getting paid long after they left, to bosses who thought they had total control, to a manager who made one bold move that changed everything… these stories prove that work doesn’t always end when you walk out the door.

Join Jordan and Patrice for some satisfying stories today.


r/TIFU: Today I Effed Up by Throwing my Steak Out a Window
#8
10/06/2025

In this episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice share one of the most cringeworthy dinner party stories you’ll ever hear from the subreddit Today I F**ed Up*.

A man is invited to dinner with his wife’s brand-new boss, and everything seems perfect—until he realizes his steak is practically raw. Desperate not to offend the host and under pressure to make a good impression, he panics and comes up with a solution so absurd it turned an ordinary meal into pure chaos.

What followed left his wife horrified, his boss stunned, and th...


Soup for the Soul Sunday - Kindness in Action | Reading Reddit Stories
#7
10/05/2025

It’s Soup for the Soul Sunday at Thread Headquarters, and Jordan and Patrice are bringing you stories that prove kindness can change lives.

First up, a traveler gives up a first-class upgrade so that a fellow passenger with an injured ankle can have the seat instead. What started as a small gesture turned into a lasting friendship. Listeners also share similar moments of generosity, from families being reunited on flights to strangers stepping up when it mattered most.

Then, from Tales From Your Server, a new restaurant manager decides to break the cycle of pu...


Nuclear Family Drama Over My First Paycheck | Reading Reddit Stories
#6
10/04/2025

When a student lands their first real job and gifts their parents the first paycheck, their aunt suddenly decides that money should go toward paying her own son’s college fees. Things spiral into family drama, guilt trips, and group chat meltdowns, with the aunt even demanding scholarships be handed over to her son.


Stranger Under the Bed and the Craigslist Stalker | Reddit Stories
#5
10/03/2025

It’s Freaky Friday at Thread Headquarters, and Jordan and Patrice are sharing stories that will make your skin crawl.

From Let’s Not Meet: a young woman discovers a stranger hiding under her bed, only to realize he was waiting outside the bathroom door with one of her kitchen knives. Quick thinking and a call to the police may have saved her life.

Also from Let’s Not Meet: a teenage grocery store worker is followed by a man in a silver van who later posts a chilling “missed connection” about her on Craigslist. With eerie...


Entitled Neighbor Escalates to Arson | Reading Reddit Stories
#4
10/02/2025

In this episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dive into a wild two-part saga from the subreddit Entitled People.

It starts with a neighborly dispute over daylilies when a woman calls the police on her neighbor for pulling up flowers in his own yard. The cops quickly shut her down, but the drama doesn’t end there. In a shocking follow-up, the same neighbor gets drunk, grabs some fire starter, and ends up burning down the wrong house in a fit of rage.

From petty garden squabbles to full-blown arson charges, this story takes “enti...


Dinner Date Disaster & The Pizza Thief at Work | Reddit Stories
#3
10/01/2025

From Am I the A**hole: a guy plans a simple dinner date with his girlfriend, only to discover she’s invited her entire family, parents, brother, and cousin, without telling him. When the $400 bill lands, she expects him to cover everyone. The fallout? A fiery debate about respect, entitlement, and relationship red flags.

From Entitled People: an office worker with no dietary restrictions tries to claim gluten-free pizza meant for coworkers, going so far as to wrap up leftovers before anyone eats. When confronted, he breaks down in tears, only to later be caught stealing paper to...


Pregnant Belly Confusion, Divorce Advice & Petty Snack Revenge | Reddit Stories
#2
10/01/2025

From Overheard: a toddler loudly asks his pregnant mom if she has “a baby in her butt too,” sparking a wave of hilarious pregnancy mix-ups and childhood misunderstandings. Later, a father in a hospital waiting room drops some dark but comical “advice” about divorce that leaves his son stunned.

From Petty Revenge: a roommate who can’t stop stealing snacks gets served Cheeto-dust justice in his backpack—just in time for an important work meeting.

And from Am I the A**hole: a frustrated roommate covers every item in the fridge with googly eyes to stop their f...


Reddit Stories: Dress for the Job You Want & Camping Revenge
#1
10/01/2025

In this debut episode of Thread Headquarters, Jordan and Patrice dive into two unforgettable Reddit tales.

First up: a retail worker takes their district manager’s advice literally—“dress for the job you want”—and starts showing up to work in full CEO attire, complete with a suit and briefcase. The results? Customers, coworkers, and even corporate don’t know how to handle it.

Then, we head to a Renaissance fair with a camping crew whose whiny intern pushes them over the edge. With no RV hookups, he keeps demanding a shower… so his coworkers invent a “cist...