Magical Meatball Girls

Hug the chunkiest cat you can find while defending your best friend from Ultraman rip offs turned evil because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 31 & 32 entitled "Love and Chased: Luna's Worst Day Ever" & "Umino's Resolve: I'll Protect Naru"! Come along as we chat about anti-virus boys, resetting the brain, breadless sandwiches, hole punch card, Chuck E Cheese, romance, Ring Pops, rhea science, Turf Wars, parents showering, crammed alleyways, cool sewers, devil doors, pushing out bones, ID Software's DOOM, lake flavor, Pretty Pretty Princess, lady frat boys, thigh magic, Butter kisses, live tokusatsu, & more!

Check on your weirdest grand father for monstrous mood changes because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 29 & 30 entitled "Total Chaos: The Messy Love Rectangle" & "Grandpa Loses Control: Rei in Danger"! Come along as we chat about dog spit, rough weeks, needing a Patreon win, clean week, sharts, Lord of the Rings in rock music, rectangles, hashed foods, college aged scientists, barking, drowning, breast milk cheese, barbarians, classic anime himbos, GG Allin, on-screen kissing, living in a mall, "That Monster is my Grandfather", & more!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments...

We're keeping it clean while seeing the future of popular painters because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 27 & 28 entitled "Crushing on Ami: The Boy Who Can See The Future" & "The Painting of Love: Usagi and Mamoru Get Closer"! Come along as we chat about Reese's Pieces, CLEAN Week, pumpkin cake, expensive tastes, shark movie PT, mooning daddy, healing like "The Rookie", fast food drive-thru antiques, M-Dash pilled, curse word reviews, escaping a Final Destination, 9-volt future telling, gross beautify standards, math terms, dub names, fellow brunettes, Santa's reindeer, & more!

Join our discord...

We're boxing pastors and meeting tell queens because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 25 & 26 entitled "Jupiter, the Powerful Girl in Love" & "Restore Naru's Smile: Usagi's Friendship"! Come along as we chat about sweet sauces, getting poked, Christmas moments, laser pointers, Coma Dog, why people are mean, GG Allin, Ace Whiz, cheating in Uno, anime beams, The Godfather impressions, Genie in the Bottle, zoo rescues, nephew references, fathers, zerberts, drunk driving deaths, bug sized dogs, sleeping slider doors, weirdo girls, Sailor Moon's quality, & more!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments...

Our eyes were truly dry as dry ice because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 23 & 24 entitled "Wish Upon a Star: Naru's First Love" & "Naru's Tears: Nephrite Dies for Love"! Come along as we chat about the White House, toe stubbing, Vegnaboys unplugged, weak characters, Theas, table humping, being flushed with cash, lintels, the American Dream fence, moths, stealing from mommy, 3D worlds, Dinobot from "Beast Wars", yoni eggs, ransom notes, vampires, Karen Osbourne, & more!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments or questions please let us know! Send us an...

Crash a royal ball and bring a group of animators together because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 21 & 22 entitled "Protect the Children's Dreams: Friendship Through Anime" & "Romance Under the Moon: Usagi's First Kiss"! Come along as we chat about egg whites, Santa IP, Kirby Christmas, "It's Thanksgiving" by Nicole Westbrook, playing Pussyfoot Around, liking anime, BOOM, momma's boys, overworked single dads, rat tails, deedle slices, big old smooches, teamwork is pointless, the Shockmaster, second locations, being drunk, check doinks, ICP spirituality, acoustic music, water collection, blacking out, "The Evolved Part 1", weird kisses,

...

Don't forget to review the "haunted" status of hotels on Expedia.com before booking your girls summer trip because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 19 & 20 entitled "Usagi's Joy: A Love Letter From Tuxedo Mask" & "The Summer, the Beach, Youth and Ghosts"! Come along as we chat about cat stimming, HiCri Halloween party, stair racing, McDonald's story, narrow urethra, thirsting, "interesting", dust particles, quick temper, CBD Yogi Bear, the trickster, Flipper: Screwed & Chopped, Barbie dancing, 4 Steps of Dating, Godzilla Manson, pancake people, goonin' boomers, the REAL third eye, girl summer, screamo baking, being scary, offing dads, & more!

Say cheese AND die, or get suspended in animation via Dark Kingdom polaroid technology, because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 17 & 18 entitled "Usagi's a Model: Flash of the Monster Camera" & "Shingo's Love: The Grieving Doll"! Come along as we chat about climate controlled bathrooms, The Hollow Haunted Mansion, juggalos, social anxiety, inside jobs, BIG news, Team Paris, Smoke Hair, obtuse observers, grandma wolves, the best smelling drugs, anti-freeze, "E.T." by Toy-Box, Seeking Sister Wives rap music, resurrecting baby photos, struggling, raw wheat, secret marriage, Mrs. Beasley dolls, AMVs, Hallmark romcom jobs, swim team, & more!

<...

Beware all woodland creatures and the booming wedding industry because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 15 & 16 entitled "Usagi's Panic: Rei's First Date" & "A Girl's Dream: Usagi Becomes a Bride"! Come along as we chat about The Sparanos, onions, ice cream buckets, Farmers Only, past lives, marriage fantasies, Bloomin' Onions, inanimate object monsters, vocab tests, getting BIG'd, creature features, Smartest / Sweetest friends, limitless ideals, metal plates, & more!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments or questions please let us know! Send us an email at magicalmeatballgirls@gmail.com!

<...

Crystalize your failed best friends while you lob a few tennis balls because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 13 & 14 entitled "Girls Unite: The End of Jadeite" & "A New Enemy Appears: Nephrite's Evil Crest"! Come along as we chat about therapist styles, scooter rides, scaring easy, the cost of lives, Rombert, 9/11: The OVA, The Vagisil Monster, squareplanes, performance reviews, good demons, Butterfree armpits, second in commands, water color worlds, the paparazzi, Super Grover, Jack Nicholson impressions, Cher's "Believe", tennis balls, secret siblings, & more!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments or...

Hop aboard the love boat and sleep for eternity because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 11 & 12 entitled "Usagi vs. Rei: Nightmare in Dream Land" & "I Want a Boyfriend: The Luxury Cruise Ship Is a Trap"! Come along as we chat about Oh Baby Let's Go feeling, the Beauty and the Beast trope, magical moments, pooping for others, character death every episode, jalapeno poppers, unsafe amusement parks, inbred cats, Naoko Takeuchi raps, Freddy Got Fingered, Guitar Hero, vocoder, pen holders, Jack Deth, brail speech bubbles, mech animals, slapped to sleep, Operation Romance Cruise, buffet giggles, reusing animation, aunts...

Fall into the clensing light of burning fire while you can't figure out your alarm clock because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 9 & 10, entitled "Usagi's Disaster: Beware of the Clock of Confusion" & "The Cursed Bus: Enter Mars, the Guardian of Fire"! Come along as we chat about ultrasounds, bubble ladies, bathroom coffee, Matthew McConaughey, the next Stitch, clumsy people, psychological stress, bacteria, 2021's "Chompy & the Girls", 2019's "Butt Boy", Art the Clown, window shopping, Face/Off, long arms, Karen practice, Scooby-Doo in Halloweentown, chocolate Chapstick, urban legends, ones who doll, backup plans, & more!

Find your nearest nerd with high energy readings because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 7 & 8, entitled "Usagi Learns Her Lesson: Becoming a Star Is Hard Work" & "The Girl Genius Is a Monster: The Brainwashing Cram School of Horror"! Come along as we chat about Jack & Sally, nerd nicknames, Rock n Roll moments, warning bites, zombies, unknown fetishes, laundry chute slides, opposite of hot girl summer, self driving trucks, dressing in drag, dog sled, open houses, "The Clovehitch Killer", clowns vs mimes, the Tall Man, reading, & more!

Join our discord server! If you...

Beware freaky animals that smell like scented chemicals and songs with TOO MUCH high end because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 5 & 6, entitled "Scent of a Monster! Chanela Will Steal Your Love" & "Protect the Melody of Love: Usagi Plays Cupid"! Come along as we chat about burps, porta potties, smelling cats, big wheel deaths, Pokemon, swimming hamsters, dog attack talk from 21:03 to 23:20, bad cats, Tuxedo Gash, screaming compliments at strangers, baby alligators, scented animals, older sisters, Halloween Ends, Spawn's downfall, "Sailor Moon: Another Story", Ham & Death Sandwich, Weredylan, & more!

Join our discord...

Get out your love letters and exercise equipment because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 3 & 4, entitled "The Mysterious Sleeping Sickness, Protect the Girls in Love" & "Learn How to Be Skinny From Usagi"! Come along as we chat about Ice Cold Fatties, Sailor Moo, Magical Moments, Prose vs Poetry, sleeping too long, wisdom tooth takes, Midnight Zero, Dalmatians, CollegeHumor's "Transformers in 1-D", Dat Ass, abusing pens, lime fries, ranch, OnlyFans, drone lighters, counting calories, Heal With My Steel, big skin, fighting to burn calories, Mount Pissmore, & more!

Join our discord server! If you...

It's the first episode of MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS! We (Nicole & James) are crying for self-defense because this week we're discussing Sailor Moon, season 1 episodes 1 & 2, entitled "The Crybaby: Usagi's Beautiful Transformation" & "Punishment Awaits! The House of Fortune is the Monster Mansion"! Come along as we chat about googly eyes, Nicole explains Super Sentai, "Love & Justice", Per Seuss of Happiness, pwning AV's, crying, dub vs subs, sending booty pics, Queen names, our cats as SM characters, "My Little Shithead", cults, older sisters, blood types, cat friends, & more!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments...

This is a pilot presentation of our new show, MAGICAL MEATBALL GIRLS, previously released as a series of 3 pilots on Patreon.com/MLMpod. Enjoy! New episodes posting twice a month starting in July!!!

We get winter time cozy, the only way a mid-90s anime can, while fighting off CLOW cards because this month we're discussing episodes 1 & 2 of Cardcaptor Sakura entitled "One Fateful Day" & "Partners in Crime"! Come along as we chat about picking up food, passing out, meat, manga vs anime, childhood memories, the Shudder anime "Magical Girl Site", rating the show, peep...

Welcome to Magical Meatball Girls! Join Nicole & James, two miracle romancers, as they watch / discuss magical girl anime, while being very zooted!

Join our discord server! If you have any comments or questions please let us know! Send us an email at magicalmeatballgirls@gmail.com!

Want to hear more from your favorite Marsh Land Media hosts? Hear exclusive shows, podcasts, and content by heading to ⁠Patreon.com/MLMpod⁠!

Have fan mail, fan art, projects you want us to review, or whatever you want to send...