Don't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me... It’s Probably Nothing is a solo deep-dive into the internet’s weirdest theories, half-baked history, and the kind of “wait, but what if?” moments that make you side-eye reality. Sometimes there’s a guest. Most of the time, it’s just me, some weed, and way too many tabs open ... in my brain and on my computer.I’m not a journalist. I’m not an exper...
The Gateway Tapes
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Episode 3: The Gateway Tapes — Brain Hacking, Astral Travel, and CIA Secrets
Ever wonder what happens when 1980s government tech meets cosmic consciousness? In this episode, we dive deep into the Gateway Experience — a CIA-backed brainwave training program using mysterious cassette tapes designed to unlock altered states of mind, out-of-body experiences, and maybe even time travel.
Join me as we explore the fascinating story of Robert Monroe, the science behind binaural beats and hemispheric synchronization, and the mind-bending theories hidden inside a top-secret CIA document. Plus, hear real-life list...
Simulation Theory
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🎮 Episode 2 – Simulation Theory
What if your life isn’t real? What if that time you put your phone in the fridge was less “oops” and more… code glitch? In this episode, we dive deep into Simulation Theory — the idea that reality might just be one giant cosmic video game. We’re talking matrix-level weirdness, brain-melting philosophy, alien Twitch streamers, and why pigeons might not be trustworthy.
✨ Glitched out? You will be.
🛸 Don’t quote me… it’s probably nothing.
Shout out to Splitcast for letting me play their song today!! <
The Phantom Time Hypothesis
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What if it's not 2025 ... but actually 1728? In this chaotic kickoff episode, I dive into the Phantom Time Hypothesis. The theory that nearly 300 years of history were totally made up by a bored emperor, a mathy pope, and some extremely sketchy scrolls. We're talking fake calendars, ghost emperors and Charlemagne slander.
Spoiler: It's probably nothing.
Or is it?
