Gimme Gimme

A mom liquidates her daughters college fund for a month of rent?? Homie tries to sue someone for writing him a bunk essay? Have you ever thought about TREE LAW??

The airport won't preheat your plane?? You get mad at ME because YOU didn't warn me about your religious traditions?? Professor Snape did WHAT to Mrs. Potter??

Your mom calls YOUR landlord because she doesn't like your paint job?? Mom's boyfriend Sophie's choices you on your car repair?? Some very weird mommy talk?

Your neighbor calls your EX WIFE?? Your Ex thinks he even has a chance to get back with you after you save his business?? Nanobeans in your Chipotle???

An Uber driver gives you a little extra then expects a tip?? You come home to find YOUR INLAWS SLEEPING IN YOUR BED??? Some absolutely ZANY mouth sounds??

Using a laptop in the movie theater?? Trying to con a masseuse AFTER the massage? We're finally back, live and in video now baby!

It's the Gimmegimmedaze! We do Xmas stories because we couldn't find any Kwanza ones. I'm gonna take down your xmas decorations because I don't believe in xmas?? Karen goes ballistic when you wish her happy holidays?? The bois take 10 shots of eggnog roulette.

If you don't season my burger appropriately I'm sending it BACK?? Karen gets preggers??? Business media < >

I can't sit next to my girlfriend so you gotta TURN THIS PLANE AROUND?? I'm too fat to move so you gotta do EVERYTHING for me??? Who's the most entitled character in Stranger Things? Pterodactyl porn???

Too slow with your fries so they're mine now?? I paid half the rent so I get half of your stuff?? Are we Charlie Kirk? Mashed Potato recipes?

You can't eat your airplane food before ME?? I ruined YOUR career because I wouldn't do your job for you? Would we rather get blowies from Trump or Schumer???

The ER is my personal hotel? Your driveway is my parking space?? A whole thesis on the current state of Pokemon games??? OUR HIGHEST KUNTOMETER RATING YET????

Your garage is a demons hunting ground?? Your coworker is camping out in YOUR dream?? Can Boo Buddy tell us if the studio is haunted?? It's a real sloppy Gimmegimmeween.

I deserve all the cool stuff for MY kids in the soft play?? I asked for EXTRA cheese on this pizza??? The boyz unveil the GGU? Charley is TikTok famous?? How does Alex like his bags packed?

You gotta reach something for me at the store even tho there are some right there?? You need to close YOUR curtains because I can see into your room from far away?? Is Drake a racist?

My toddler ran in front of everyone so I get to skip the line?? My butt isn't working so you have to miss your flight?? What's going on in the world of Jesus rock? And one of us turns down a free onlyfans??

Pay me back for all my dates?? You owe me something for my puppy shower?? Are armpits or feet more pleasant for sex stuff? We eatdrinnk piebooze.

You gotta pay me for my cake that YOU baked?? All your house is belong to me?? Does anyone know where the rails went, because we can't seem to find them.

It's MY fault your son broke my car window? You gotta take this grill back because my burgers aren't JUICY enough?? Alex is detoxing cuz he's fat and Charley gets a Labubu surprise.

Annual 9/11 episode. You're taking my tips at the brekkie buffet?? You're leaving your mom on my porch so I have to watch her?? Our existence is a joke and we talk about all the hot necks right now. This description will not age well..

Gimme your lekky?? Gimme your wifi??? Shit gets hairy when the boys talk about them Labubus.

I got the whole open beach but I'ma sit next to and complain about you?? I know I'm not supposed to have a dog in here but YOU should move?? Alex beer bonged a bottle of wine in college?? Charley likes religion movies??

Kick your spouse out of the house because your parents don't tolerate their religion?? Gimme your Nintendo Switch 2?? Alex's neighbor can't even wait 2 seconds??

Your dogs will be at my wedding or else?? I'll just gaslight my wife so she'll clean?? Big Bird blowjobs and Lola Bunny's b-hole??

I demand fresh salmon!! Put away this tuna for me!! Go to the ATM and get me money!! This super girthy 'sode has guest Yabrell Newman.

A new segment? Gimme Gimme Theater? Gimme a sippy cup at a restaurant?? Gimme your labor before your scheduled time?? Have Y'all seen Rebecca Black lately?? Is lemonparty.com a good website??

An extra girthy 'sode. I'ma get you fired for misunderstanding my relationship with my father?? We went to highschool together so give me money?? One of us had a sex doll??? Fanbois are the most entitled of us all?????

You owe me your salary because you met someone in MY HOUSE?? Gimme YOUR lunch because I forgot mine?? Is time a flat CIRCLE????

My sister OWES me a fancy ass wedding?? If you call out sick I will find you?? The boys are powered by reaper peppers and dreams on this spicy two part episode. Also Email us.

I DESERVE your lottery money? I DESERVE your bonus? The worst possible Ice T impression you've ever heard?

All your yard is belong to us?? If you give a distant relative a free ride, they're gonna show up on your doorstep unannounced?? Over delectably creamy cocktails.

Young Charles has to put an IRL encounter up on the Kuntometer? And such high school drama?? Also we drink beans.

A couple of Karen Queens? Karen doesn't know how grocery stores work?? Mom NEEDS her xmas list COMPLETE!?

Stealing a spot from a disabled person?? Give me YOUR engagement ring?? WTF is a stove cover???

Special guests: Producers Alejandro and Alexi

That ain't no service dog! Wrong way down the single-lane one-way street?? Roast beef flaps want to play tennis?? Searing hot music takes?? How does Tswift have sex??

Handicaren kicks a car? Homeboy cuts off the internet? The line doesn't apply when it comes to them donuts?

Artwork by Joe Hunter.

A Covid faker? Build-a-Bear bummer? A family member having a baby shower for your baby????

Dude raw dawgs a salad? Being taken out of the cold isn't enough? No phones at the table FOR ANYONE?!?

Drink of the Day: Pizza Back