Every Animal Ever
Every Animal Ever is a Nature/Comedy podcast where Zach Mander and Dr Cesar Puechmarin explore the Kingdom of Animals one species at a time. Looking for the weirdest, funniest and mostly true facts along the way.
32 - Brontosaurus - The Bone Wars part 2

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we explore part 2 of the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all!
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
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@zachmander
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31 - Elasmosaurus - The Bone Wars part 1

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we delve into the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all!
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
30 - Red Junglefowl

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether chicken brains make you live longer, why there were no chickens in Jurassic Park and why Cesar isn't allowed to do accents anymore.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
29 - Gila Monster

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Zach's weird earrings, why Gila monsters make us lose weight and a bunch of other pretty silly things.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
28 - Axolotl

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Aztec mythology, Axolotl's emo phase and Zach and Cesar have a fight about why Zach knows too much (and not enough).
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
27 - Mantis Shrimp

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss terrible tattoo ideas, how Mantis Shrimp are curing cancer and why getting punched in the head by a Mantis Shrimp is a terrible idea.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
26 - Common Starling

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Zach's internet is so slow, why Shakespeare ruined America and why you'll never hear us do a Batman impersonation again.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
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25 - Lyrebird - with guest Jeremyfilmsthings

On this very special Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the song and dance of the Lyrebirds and why you should never fart in front of one.
This week with very special guest, @Jeremyfilmsthings
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Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_o...
24 - Narwhal

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why narwhals were hunted in the Middle Ages, why having one tooth is ok and why they're big podcast fans.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
23 - Cheetah

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we explore the planets fastest land animal, why it sucks at climbing trees and why Cesar should close the tabs on his computer.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
22 - Aye-aye

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we talk way too much about nose picking, the superstitions of Madagascar and why zoos can be very important.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
21 - Diprotodon

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we add the "ever" to every animal ever with our first extinct species. We discuss ancient Australia, why extinct animals are so big and Zach's dream of taking a group of ancient Aztecs on contiki tour.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
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20 - Cochineal Insect

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss The Aztecs, how many insects we eat and why introducing Komodo Dragons to Australia is a terrible idea.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
19 - Groundhog

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss Zach's new style, why Bill Murray is missing part of his finger and Zach's new style. If you think this ep is short, the good news is you can listen to it over and over again.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
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18 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 1

On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed!
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
17 - Puffin

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss what circus trick a Puffin would perform, how to ethically sky fish and why the Mandalorian hates wildlife.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
16 - Galapagos Tortoise

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Galapagos Tortoises, how the can live so long and how many Charles Darwin ate.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
15 - Kiwi LIVE - with guest Ray Oleary

On this very special live episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the true origins of the Kiwi, why Cesar's dad is like Kiwi and why bats are better than birds.
This week with very special guest, Ray Oleary!
Recorded live at the Good Chat Comedy Club
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@ces...
14 - Electric Eel

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Electric Eels produce electricity, what the worst super hero would be and why Zach isn't allowed back to the aquarium.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
13 - Slow Loris

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Slow Lorises lick their armpits and how it might help you when being mugged.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
12 - Cicada

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why cicadas love maths and why Zach doesn't.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
11 - Deep Sea Anglerfish

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the group of animals known as the Deep Sea Anglerfish. How do they glow? Where do they glow? And can Zach exploit them for their glow?
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail...
10 - Australian White Ibis

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the majestic and criminally misunderstood Australian White Ibis, who taught it to feed from bins and why it isn't the patron saint of waste management.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
9 - Vampire Bat

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Batman has rabies, why it mightn't be a good idea to drink blood and why vampires are bad dads.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
8 - Spider-tailed Horned Viper

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Spider-tailed Horned Vipers. Join us as we discuss evolution, caudal luring and why Dennis is indeed a menace.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
7 - Brine Shrimp

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Brine Shrimp AKA Sea-Monkeys. Join us as we discuss what makes Flamingos Pink, why Howie Mandel is obsessed with Sea Monkeys and why you should never release your Sea-Monkeys into the sea.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -<...
6 - Aardvark

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Aardvarks. Join us as we discuss digging holes, smelling ants and why you never see Arthur smelling farts
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
5 - Tasmanian Devil

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Tasmanian Devils. Join us a we discuss bone eating, boot stealing and why we hope we don't get sued for the title of this episode.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
4 - Hoatzin

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Hoatzin. Join us as we discuss what makes a bird a dinosaur, whether animals smell and why you should never judo against a Hoatzin.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
3 - Gorilla

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Gorillas. Join us as we discuss extreme strength, bulk vegan diets and why you should never show gorillas your nipples.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
1 - Sperm Whale

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into the Sperm Whale. Join us as we discuss sonar, diving deep and life with an enormous head.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
2 - Surinam Toad

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into the Surinam Toad. Join us as we discuss what isn't a toad, suction feeding and extreme helicopter parenting.
Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.
Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios
Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander
Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com
Welcome to Every Animal Ever
Welcome Nature Nerds to Every Animal Ever.
This is a Nature/Comedy podcast where we are doing an episode on (you guessed it), Every Animal Ever.
It might take us several thousand years, but we are determined!
From Aardvark to Zebra, we will explore the facts you want to learn, and some stuff you'll wish you hadn't.
Join us, Zach Mander (radio host/comedian) and Dr Cesar Puechmarin (wildlife veterinarian) as we delve into the weird, and sometimes disturbing Animal Kingdom.
Every Animal E...