Every Animal Ever

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By: Dr Cesar Puechmarin, Zach Mander

Every Animal Ever is a Nature/Comedy podcast where Zach Mander and Dr Cesar Puechmarin explore the Kingdom of Animals one species at a time. Looking for the weirdest, funniest and mostly true facts along the way. 

32 - Brontosaurus - The Bone Wars part 2
Yesterday at 6:00 PM

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we explore part 2 of the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all! 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
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31 - Elasmosaurus - The Bone Wars part 1
09/08/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we delve into the cut-throat period of natural history known as the Bone Wars. Dynamite, dinosaurs and the old west. This episode has it all!

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


30 - Red Junglefowl
09/01/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss whether chicken brains make you live longer, why there were no chickens in Jurassic Park and why Cesar isn't allowed to do accents anymore. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


29 - Gila Monster
08/25/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Zach's weird earrings, why Gila monsters make us lose weight and a bunch of other pretty silly things. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


28 - Axolotl
08/18/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever we discuss Aztec mythology, Axolotl's emo phase and Zach and Cesar have a fight about why Zach knows too much (and not enough).


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


27 - Mantis Shrimp
08/11/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss terrible tattoo ideas, how Mantis Shrimp are curing cancer and why getting punched in the head by a Mantis Shrimp is a terrible idea. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


26 - Common Starling
08/04/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Zach's internet is so slow, why Shakespeare ruined America and why you'll never hear us do a Batman impersonation again.






Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
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25 - Lyrebird - with guest Jeremyfilmsthings
07/28/2025

On this very special Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the song and dance of the Lyrebirds and why you should never fart in front of one. 

This week with very special guest, @Jeremyfilmsthings


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Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_o...


24 - Narwhal
07/21/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why narwhals were hunted in the Middle Ages, why having one tooth is ok and why they're big podcast fans.  


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


23 - Cheetah
07/14/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we explore the planets fastest land animal, why it sucks at climbing trees and why Cesar should close the tabs on his computer. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


22 - Aye-aye
07/07/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we talk way too much about nose picking, the superstitions of Madagascar and why zoos can be very important. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


21 - Diprotodon
06/30/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we add the "ever" to every animal ever with our first extinct species. We discuss ancient Australia, why extinct animals are so big and Zach's dream of taking a group of ancient Aztecs on contiki tour. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
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20 - Cochineal Insect
06/23/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss The Aztecs, how many insects we eat and why introducing Komodo Dragons to Australia is a terrible idea.

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


19 - Groundhog
06/16/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss Zach's new style, why Bill Murray is missing part of his finger and Zach's new style.  If you think this ep is short, the good news is you can listen to it over and over again. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

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18 - Well Actually - Corrections and Correspondence part 1
06/09/2025

On this very special episode of Every Animal Ever, we read out your corrections to all the facts that we got wrong or missed!



Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


17 - Puffin
06/02/2025

On this Episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss what circus trick a Puffin would perform, how to ethically sky fish and why the Mandalorian hates wildlife. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


16 - Galapagos Tortoise
05/26/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Galapagos Tortoises, how the can live so long and how many Charles Darwin ate. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


15 - Kiwi LIVE - with guest Ray Oleary
05/19/2025

On this very special live episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the true origins of the Kiwi, why Cesar's dad is like Kiwi and why bats are better than birds. 

This week with very special guest, Ray Oleary! 

Recorded live at the Good Chat Comedy Club 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@ces...


14 - Electric Eel
05/12/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Electric Eels produce electricity, what the worst super hero would be and why Zach isn't allowed back to the aquarium. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


13 - Slow Loris
05/05/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss why Slow Lorises lick their armpits and how it might help you when being mugged. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


12 - Cicada
04/28/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever,  we discuss why cicadas love maths and why Zach doesn't. 

Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


11 - Deep Sea Anglerfish
04/21/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the group of animals known as the Deep Sea Anglerfish. How do they glow? Where do they glow? And can Zach exploit them for their glow?



Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail...


10 - Australian White Ibis
04/14/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss the majestic and criminally misunderstood Australian White Ibis, who taught it to feed from bins and why it isn't the patron saint of waste management. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


9 - Vampire Bat
04/07/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we discuss how Batman has rabies, why it mightn't be a good idea to drink blood and why vampires are bad dads. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


8 - Spider-tailed Horned Viper
03/31/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Spider-tailed Horned Vipers. Join us as we discuss evolution, caudal luring and why Dennis is indeed a menace. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


7 - Brine Shrimp
03/24/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Brine Shrimp AKA Sea-Monkeys. Join us as we discuss what makes Flamingos Pink, why Howie Mandel is obsessed with Sea Monkeys and why you should never release your Sea-Monkeys into the sea.


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -<...


6 - Aardvark
03/17/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Aardvarks. Join us as we discuss digging holes, smelling ants and why you never see Arthur smelling farts 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


5 - Tasmanian Devil
03/10/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Tasmanian Devils. Join us a we discuss bone eating, boot stealing and why we hope we don't get sued for the title of this episode. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


4 - Hoatzin
03/03/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Hoatzin. Join us as we discuss what makes a bird a dinosaur, whether animals smell and why you should never judo against a Hoatzin. 


Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


3 - Gorilla
02/24/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into Gorillas. Join us as we discuss extreme strength, bulk vegan diets and why you should never show gorillas your nipples.



Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


1 - Sperm Whale
02/17/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever,  we look into the Sperm Whale. Join us as we discuss sonar, diving deep and life with an enormous head. 



Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


2 - Surinam Toad
02/17/2025

On this episode of Every Animal Ever, we look into the Surinam Toad. Join us as we discuss what isn't a toad, suction feeding and extreme helicopter parenting.




Every Animal Ever is recorded on Jinibara land.

Theme song written and recorded by The Zoo Fighters
Mixed and Mastered at Finiflex Sound Studios

Artwork by Jase Harper - jaseharper.com
Instagram -
@everyanimalever.pod
@cesar_on_safari
@zachmander

Email -
everyanimalever.pod@gmail.com


Welcome to Every Animal Ever
02/13/2025

Welcome Nature Nerds to Every Animal Ever.

This is a Nature/Comedy podcast where we are doing an episode on (you guessed it), Every Animal Ever.

It might take us several thousand years, but we are determined!

From Aardvark to Zebra, we will explore the facts you want to learn, and some stuff you'll wish you hadn't. 

Join us, Zach Mander (radio host/comedian) and Dr Cesar Puechmarin (wildlife veterinarian) as we delve into the weird, and sometimes disturbing Animal Kingdom.



Every Animal E...