Funny Pair

This week marks episode three in our special Halloween edition episodes— which means we’re officially halfway through spooky season (sadly). To celebrate, we’re packing up our gear and heading out for a campfire edition of Funny Pair! Picture this: crackling fire, sticky s’mores, and two best friends trying to tell scary stories without screaming halfway through them.

From true hauntings deep in the woods to creepy folklore passed down through generations, we’ve got plenty to keep you checking over your shoulder. So grab your blanket, light a candle, and join us for the ultimate c...

Halloween episode number two in our spooky series for the month of October takes us back to 1927 — to one of the most chilling true crime cases in Los Angeles history: the kidnapping and murder of twelve-year-old Marion Parker. This shocking case gripped the nation with its twisted ransom plot and gruesome aftermath. Listener discretion is strongly advised, as this episode includes graphic descriptions of violence and autopsies.

But don’t worry — we bring the mood back up at the end with some classic Funny Pair humor! Stick around to hear about our newest obsession with the Hamburger Song a...

It’s October, and you know what that means—spooky season is officially here! We’re kicking off a full month of Halloween-themed episodes with something a little lighter: a nostalgic trip through our past costumes. From the ones that still make us laugh to the ones that maybe weren’t our best choices. We’re digging into the highlights and horrors of Halloweens gone by. We also sneak in a very brief but sweet history lesson on candy before wrapping things up with a playful debate about some classic Halloween vibes—because what’s spooky season without a little friendl...

We’re back with Part two of our Disney trip recap! This time we’re covering days 4, 5, and 6 of the trip, plus our journey home. From gorillas that remind Brie of her dad, to Madeleine’s full factory reset via throat punch, to some very questionable backwashing in our shared drink, this episode turned into a “let’s bully Madeleine” kind of thing (all with love, of course). We also try to figure out what in the world Junkanoo is, relive the flight home, and—most importantly—discuss the magic that is the coconut pineapple Dole Whip.

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We’re back! After a week in Disney, we’ve got so much to share with you. From our plane ride down, to our first steps in Orlando, and each magical day in the parks—there’s a lot to cover. That’s why this trip recap will be split into two parts.

In Part One, we’re diving into the first three days: Day 1 – Landing in Orlando, exploring Disney Springs, and catching the Hamilton anniversary in theaters. Day 2 – Kicking off the parks at Hollywood Studios (and rocking our way through the rides). Day 3 – Our first day in Magic Kingdom w...

Disclaimer: This episode contains discussions of graphic violence, including murders and deaths. Listener discretion is advised.

Welcome back, pears! Today marks our very first Histor-TEA lesson with everyone’s favorite professor—Professor Brie. Grab your pencils, pens, and maybe even some sweet tea, because class is officially in session. Today’s topic? The legendary and bloody feud of the Hatfields and McCoys. From family rivalries to courtroom drama, ambushes, and countless casualties, this tale is as wild as it is tragic. By the end of this lecture, you’ll be schooled on one of the most infamous family fe...

Last time, we got way too deep exploring our personalities, so naturally this week we decided to do the opposite and record a drunk episode. That’s right—today’s chaos is powered by a game of Truth or Drink. We kick things off on topic, but after about 8–10 shots, let’s just say the coherence fades and the tangents start flying.

What starts as a structured game quickly devolves into the two of us blurting out whatever comes to mind, with absolutely no filter. From 12-year-old boy humor about flatulence to Briahna exposing what Madeleine does that drive...

No, this episode has nothing to do with the true definition of metastasize—and everything to do with how unhinged we are. Don’t worry, you’ll get the newest, totally official Urban Dictionary definition in the FPP After Show. For now, we’re diving headfirst into something we’ve been obsessed with for ages: personalities. If you’ve ever wondered what makes people tick—or just want to laugh at how accurate (and sometimes brutal) personality breakdowns can be—this one’s for you.

We kick things off with the Enneagram test, which assigns you a number 1 through 9...

We’re kicking off our brand-new series, Wandering the World Market, by hopping over to Greece—no passport required! We’ve got the basics covered: fun facts you didn’t know you needed, a messy and tea filled Olympic origin story full of ancient drama, and a peek into the culture that gave us philosophy and fierce Gods with attitude.

But we’re not stopping there. We’re diving fork-first into drool-worthy Greek food, talking fashion that’s equal parts ancient Goddess and modern chic, and pointing out the must-visit spots that’ll have you googling “cheapest flight to Athens”...

In this National Friendship Day inspired episode, we’re putting our bond to the ultimate test with a series of challenges to test if we truly are best friends.

Round 1 kicks off with a classic bestie quiz—but let’s just say... we might need a refresher on each other’s lives (oops). Then, in Round 2, we attempt Memory Pictionary—drawing some of our most iconic moments and trying to guess what the heck the other is talking about. It’s chaotic. It’s hilarious. It’s us.

Finally, YOU, our lovely pears, picked the last challenge...

We're back, Pears! Season 2 kicks off with a feral deep dive into KPop Demon Hunters — the newest movie that somehow manages to be equal parts savage, spicy, and socially relevant. From jaw-dropping fun facts and stats, to demon heartthrobs and unexpectedly heavy themes, we’re breaking it all down.

But of course, it wouldn’t be Funny Pair without a few chaotic tangents. Toward the end, we spiral completely out of control thanks to some truly unhinged fanart we stumbled across (and absolutely needed to discuss). And just when you think we’ve reached peak feral… the after show...

In our season 1 finale, we’re taking you on a wild ride through the winding pathways of our imaginations, carried by a magical fairy guide deep into the world of Disney & Pixar’s Inside Out. 

We’ve built our very own personality islands, from Faith Island to Dreamscreen Island to Maker’s Island, and more. Each one reflecting the quirks, passions, and chaos that live rent-free in our brains. As always, we end with a classic Funny Pair tangent that spirals beautifully off-course into all kinds of randomness (you know the drill).

This episode is a long on...

In celebration of the 4th of July, we're putting our patriotic pride to the test — literally. This week, we take on a U.S. history quiz to determine, once and for all, who’s the better American. It's best out of 10, and things get competitive fast. Along the way, we spiral into tangents (of course), tackle questions like “What is the economic system of the United States?” and “What year was the Declaration of Independence written?” — and by the end, we're neck-deep in conspiracy theories. Because what's more American than that?

Light a sparkler, grab a hot dog, and get r...

This week on Funny Pair, we're stepping into the chaotic, dramatic, and oddly relatable world of Reddit’s “Am I the Drama?” stories. From baby names to bridesmaid drama to brutal honesty about stinky feet, no topic is too off-limits for us. We’re giving our Funny Pair takes on stories like: is it wrong to refuse naming your baby after your dying soon-to-be sister-in-law? Or what about cutting a bridesmaid from the wedding party—too harsh or totally valid? And yes, we even talk about confronting your partner about their less-than-fresh feet. 

We’ve picked a wide range of...

Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togethah today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam wifin a dream! 

In this special edition episode, we’re celebrating love, chaos, and happily ever after. Funny Pair’s very own fox, Madeleine, is celebrating her 3 year wedding anniversary TODAY! Naturally, we had to bring on our very first guest: Madeleine’s husband, Tyler. We dove deep into their magical Disney proposal by the wishing well, and then straight into wedding planning.

From favorite memories to laugh-out-loud mishaps, it’s a full-on trip down memory aisle. Tyler and Madeleine also spill the...

This week on Funny Pair, we put our judgment hats on and asked the age-old question: is it normal… or nah? From oddly specific hygiene habits to bold public behavior choices, we gave our unfiltered takes on what’s socially acceptable and what is definitely not. Of course, we couldn’t stay on track if we tried—each “normal or nah” took us on a wild detour into unrelated territory. By the end of the episode, we had somehow managed to cover fart spray, shrimp, and a scenario that may or may not have included vehicular crime (don’t worry, we’re f...

In this week’s episode, Madeleine and Briahna dive into their Instagram FYPs (For You Pages) and bring the chaos, comedy, and curiosity straight to the Pear Orchard. The duo kicks things off with a round of FYP roulette, where a dice roll decides how far they scroll before revealing and describing a randomly selected reel. Things take an unexpected turn when they discover “the Blend” feature—Instagram’s way of combining two FYP algorithms—and realize just how similar but different (and hilarious) their feeds really are. Briahna’s FYP is a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, sexual innuendo, and...

In this episode, we dive into the world of iconic duos and put our own friendship to the test—who’s the Chandler, and who’s the Joey? From animated classics to real-life bromances, we hilariously debate which one of us fits which role in famous pairs like Copper and Tod, Joy and Sadness, and yes… even Kevin Hart and The Rock (complete with our very best impressions). The episode kicks off in France, thanks to Madeleine’s *chef’s kiss* accent, and spirals into laughter from there. We also somehow end up recounting a hilarious tale involving a Big Daddy ch...

In this episode, we bare it all—literally—as we share the stories behind our scars. From dumb injuries to near pass-out moments in the kitchen fails, we cover the full spectrum of scar-worthy moments. We also dive into the more serious stuff—like the time a surgeon slit Briahna’s throat (medically, of course) and the unforgettable moment Madeleine basically mooned a doctor. 

You’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you might reevaluate your own clumsy history. We talk about childhood accidents, cysts in very unfortunate places, and why our bodies are slowly turning into treasure maps. It’s we...

Get ready for another wild ride of random questions with your favorite dynamic duo! This episode kicks off on a surprisingly deep note as we question the foundations of our friendship—do you even like me?—and try to figure out what we’d say if one of us pulled a full-on soap opera memory loss. (Spoiler: It’s probably not what you’d expect.) But don’t worry, things quickly spiral into classic Funny Pair chaos as we get into the truly important debates—like how to properly eat a sandwich, and news flash, we don’t agree.

Then, just...

This weekend was stacked with holidays, so naturally, we celebrated all three—Harry Potter Day, Star Wars Day, and Cinco de Mayo—in one chaotic, magical, intergalactic episode. First up: Harry Potter. We did a deep dive into our old Hogwarts house results (still Ravenclaws, obviously—brains AND baddies), explored our Patronuses, and then retook the tests to see if life had changed us. Spoiler: Madeleine may be in identity crisis mode. Then came an entirely improvised Harry Potter murder mystery, featuring a tragic loss (RIP Daddy Draco). We followed that with a quiz to test our wizarding knowledge... and Br...

We’re back with Part 2 of our two part special edition episode! This time, we continued our conversation with writing our own short stories inspired by an Instagram video prompt—because who doesn’t want a side of romance in a mystical realm? Maybe we should be authors!? Both of our tales take you on wildly different adventures, but somehow still include drama, love, and a touch of “OMG I’m literally crying right now.”

Then we shift gears for a quick(ish) catch-up on A Court of Wings and Ruin—yes, Briahna still hasn’t finished the last 150 pag...

It’s our very first Special Edition episode—recorded in the same place, at the same time, with the same chaos. When we’re together, the tangents multiply like wild bunnies, and this episode is proof. We kick things off by surprising each other with fun facts that even we didn’t know about the other, leading to some shocking reveals (drama camp? math club? life-saving heroics??). Then we dive into the strange, hilarious, and slightly concerning things living in our recent search histories. From celebrity white parties to octopus mating habits, no topic is safe. 

We coul...

Once a Barbie girl, always a Barbie girl. Get ready to gallop straight into peak 2000s nostalgia with us — sparkles, drama, bad CGI animals and all. We each secretly picked two childhood faves to rewatch, then showed up armed with chaotic plot summaries, fun facts, and our favorite memories surrounding the films. 

Between royal identity swaps, island singalongs, and more dancing princesses than we could count, it’s safe to say the glitter hit the fan. We handed out crowns for favorite characters, swooniest love interests, sassiest sidekicks, and more. Then finally, we did the impossible — we ranked...

In this episode, we take a deep dive into the world of ultimate embarrassment—the kind that haunts you at 2 AM and might just deserve its own origin story. From childhood chaos to adolescent horror, we’re digging through the vault of moments we wish we could forget. 

Things get a little unhinged when we create super-powered alter egos based on our most mortifying memories. We also reveal some confessions in our “we listen and we don’t judge” segment—though we might raise an eyebrow or two. 

Expect a sprinkle of delusion, some deeply unserious self...

You may be entitled to compensation… for the psychological damage of this episode. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the steaming tea of our most traumatic work stories—complete with chaos, confusion, cluckin' chickens, and banana-scented betrayal. From bodily explosions (yes, that kind) to getting sick over nail clippings, these tales left permanent scars—and maybe a laugh or two. Trust us, you’ll never look at Laffy Taffy the same again.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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You may be entitled to compensation… for the psychological damage of this episode. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the steaming tea of our most traumatic work stories—complete with chaos, confusion, cluckin' chickens, and banana-scented betrayal. From bodily explosions (yes, that kind) to keeping a Tally of all the times we’ve been abused in the workplace, these tales left permanent scars—and maybe a laugh or two. Trust us, you’ll never look at Laffy Taffy the same again.

Stay tuned for new episodes every Monday! 

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Before hitting record on this episode, we actually spent an hour on a completely different one—only to realize it was a total flop. So, in true spontaneous fashion, we switched gears and came up with this off-the-cuff idea instead! 

In this episode, we ask each other questions, covering everything from which Disney universe we’d love to live in, to some tricky “Would You Rather” dilemmas, and even the weirdest things we believed as kids. 

Stay tuned for new episodes every Wednesday! 

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Just another episode that proves how insane we are. This week, we talk about our fears. The creepy ones and even some weird ones like the fear of octopi and birds pooping on us. We talk about it all and even get DEEP!! 

Let us know what your fears are and tell us if you relate to any that we mentioned, or if we are just a little crazy. 

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Y’all better eat your black-eyed peas and keep those four leaf clovers handy because today, we’re getting a little stitious. We’re diving into knocking on wood, hunting four-leaf clovers, ghostly portals, and eerie doppelgängers. Buckle up, because we're talking about some Freaky Sh*t.

Have any favorite superstitions? Or ones that you wholeheartedly believe? Let us know!

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**WARNING** The following content is intended for mature audiences as we will be discussing shadow daddies, sleep number mattresses, and fictosexuality. Listener discretion is advised.

Funny Pair holds no responsibility for damage to your ear drums as this episode contains a lot of loud laughter and screaming that may be harmful to the eardrums. To our parents and friends, please remember that you digitally signed an NDA in the first episode and are therefore not allowed to hold what we say against us. 

To those pears who are just as unhinged as we are ;)... we h...

So this episode reminds me of this one time, at band camp, when we laughed so hard we farted because of lavender air freshener. You just had to be there! Yes, you heard it here first, we were “those kids” in marching band. 

Take a trip down memory lane with us as we recall our best moments from our band years! From where our love for music started, the weird shows we performed, and all the laughs that happened in between. 

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Welcome to the very first episode of Funny Pair! Today, we're diving into our lives, loves, and the inspirations behind this podcast in a special time capsule episode that we’ll revisit in five years.

We’re talking everything from the essentials that define us, to the times we’ve “borrowed” craft supplies, even our current celebrity crushes and their slutty little t-shirts. It’s an episode packed with laughs that’s sure to leave you smiling—or your money back guarantee! Stay tuned to find out why we’re the Funny Pair.

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Welcome to Funny Pair Podcast! We are your hosts, Madeleine and Briahna, and this is a podcast where we stay connected, no matter the physical distance between us. Since high school, we have been best friends and have shared countless memories and laughter. Now, we’re bringing our bond to your earbuds.

Join us every Wednesday as we dive into a wide variety of topics, from quirky interests and everyday adventures, to deep discussions and more. 

Funny Pair is all about celebrating our connection and making new memories together. Tune in for genuine camaraderie, shared exp...