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Hello and welcome to Shouldn'ta Come, a podcast deep diving into Australian politics and social life and why all this nonsense is why a bunch of us shouldn't have come here.

Saudi Australia: Guns, Ore & Camels
#46
Today at 2:05 PM

Saudi Arabia and Australia are basically the same, if you ask the Shouldn'ta Crew, who spend some time looking at the links between Australia and Saudi Arabia, our investment in Weapons Companies, and how many guns we give people doing war crimes.

If you like what you hear and would like to support us monetarily, we would love to have you over on our Patreon, at Patreon.com/shouldntacome.

If you have any questions about sourcing and such for this episode, you can reach us at shouldntacome@gmail.com.

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I Don't Like Cricket (for Personal, Social and Political reasons)
#45
11/12/2025

Hey folks! This week we're having a look at Australia's Past-time, a sport that most people either don't like, don't know about, or don't want to hear a single fucking word about!

We talk about how much space it needs, how the sport itself reifies classist relationships, the most debased things Yani heard playing cricket, the whiteness of the Australian team, the Spirit of Cricket and, finally, the Mankad.

If you like what you hear and would like to support us monetarily, we would love to have you over on our Patreon, at Patreon.com...


Checking In On Old Stories: Another Underwhelming Storm
#44
11/05/2025

Hello everybody! It's wonderful to have you with us today, on this most wonderful of days, the day where we we reminisce.

We check back in with the following people and stories that we've covered over the past most of a year: Adam "Lean, Green, Socialist Machine" Bandt, Anthony "Albo Forever" Albanese, David "Kids-are-fully-responsible" Crisafulli, Bill "The Fraction Warrior" Shorten, Penny "Passion and Principle" Wong, K'Gari (FKA Eliza Fraser is a Dipshit Island), Save Victoria Parkl!, Eurovision, and of course, The Clive (Palmer) And The Spurious.

See you next week for Saudi Australia Part 1!


Australian Cryptids NBA Draft (Halloween Double Feature Part 2)
#43
10/30/2025

Hey folks! Welcome to Part 2 of our Halloween Double Feature. Lots of discussion about flightless birds this time! Yani's going to do her draft of cryptids to take on the NBA All-star team.

Episodes are now available on Youtube with a slideshow for your viewing pleasure! You can head to youtube.com/@shouldntacome if that's the kind of stuff you're into.

If you'd like to support the show, you can do so at our Patreon! You get a bonus episode every week (or so) and you can send in questions for our mailbag. https://www...


Australian Cryptids: Halloween Special (part 1)
#42
10/29/2025

Hey folks! Happy Halloween week! This week we've got a special two part series about Australia's cryptids. Ciaran and L introduce Yani to some of Australia's weirder, funnier, odder and sexier beings. Tune in to learn about the Bunyip, the Yara Ma Ya Who, and the Hawkesbury River Monster (among others)

Episodes are now available on Youtube with a slideshow for your viewing pleasure! You can head to youtube.com/@shouldntacome if that's the kind of stuff you're into.

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Ned Kelly's Jerilderie Letter
#41
10/22/2025

Dear Listener. I wish to acquaint you with some of the occurrences of the present, past and future. I do not wish to give the order full force without giving timely warning but I am a Widow’s Son, outlawed and my orders must be obeyed.

We look at Ned Kelly's Jerilderie Letter, a beautiful, maddened manifesto written by a surprisingly young man.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's co...


Ked Beefy: The Tale of Ned Kelly (Part 1)
#40
10/15/2025

Such is podcast.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help with accessing food, shelter and medicine. You can learn more about his story, or donate funds if you can, at https://gogetfunding.com/providing-basic-needs-of-my-family-in-gaza/

Episodes are now available on Youtube with a slideshow for your viewing pleasure! You can head to youtube.com/@shouldntacome if that's the kind of stuff you're...


Papua 2 Guinea: Environmental disasters, compradores and Justin Tkatchenko
#39
10/08/2025

Hey folks! We return to our story about Papua New Guinea. We talk about the figures of the Race Traitor, the Intermediary and the Comprador and spend some time recounting PNG's history post independence. We focus on the Ok Tedi mine, Julius Chan's corruption and then round out talking about Justin Tkatchenko, PNG Foreign Minister and Brisbane Property Mogul.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family...


Telecommunications and You
#38
10/01/2025

Hello everybody! Can you hear me? Can you - hello? Can you hear me? Ok I can hear you. No I can't, can you hear me?

That was the scene at thousands of houses across Australia as the Optus outage KILLED PEOPLE, my god. What a calamity. Ciaran and Casey have a special Two C's On A Pod episode to talk about the history of Telstra and Optus.

Episodes are now available on Youtube with a slideshow for your viewing pleasure! You can head to youtube.com/@shouldntacome if that's the kind of stuff you're...


E36: Colonial Papua New Guinea, pre-Independence
#37
09/24/2025

Hello everybody! We are back for another round of visiting Australia's Pacific possessions. We talk about the process of how Papua New Guinea became called that and their flag, and what day-to-day Australian rule was like for some people over there.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help with accessing food, shelter and medicine. You can learn more about his story, or donate...


E35: Why and How is Australia in Eurovision? The fuckery awaits!
#36
09/17/2025

What's up folks! It's ya girl Yani and we are here to talk about Europe, where all you weird freaks came from! I don't know what we're doing in this singing contest, but Ciaran put together a wonderful trip for the three of us to go on with some friends, Steph and L.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help with accessing food...


Nazi March, Government Transparency, Lead Poisoning and local Zionism (Shouldn'ta Said That #8)
09/10/2025

Hi everybody! This week we have a Patreon Preview for y'all, a really interesting wide-ranging discussion we had over the weekend regarding a dizzying week in Australia.

From Bob Katter and the March for Australia, the fugitive Dezi Freeman, restrictive changes to Freedom of Information, kids being poisoned by lead, new Nauru deportations and the Australian Mayors Against Antisemitism conference, we try to catch ourselves (and you all!) up on some of the structural things in motion, and how the hard edge of imperialism, colonialism and capitalism play out on the groudn.

Wild week in...


E34: Jules Francois, the Father of Australian Slop (and another thing)
#35
09/03/2025

Hi everybody! Welcome back to another hefty episode of Shouldn'ta Come, Australia's premier hater podcast.

We are going to discuss a real freak today—John "Jules Francois" Feltham, founder of The Bulletin, discoverer of Banjo Patterson and Henry Lawson, and one of the real-life men most to blame for the state of Australian news media. AND ONE OTHER SURPRISING THING. Don't worry, he's been dead for like 100 years.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to...


E33: Dan Repacholi, The Giant of Men's Health
#34
08/27/2025

Hi everybody! Welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come, it's lovely to have you with us.

This week, we take a meandering look, like the Kokoda Trail, at the prismatic angles of Men's Health discourse. We cover the hilarious fall of South Australian Liberal Leader David Speirs, meet the gigantic Special Envoy for Men's Health, Dan Repacholi, and round out talking about a surprise returning character in Ciaran's cultural life.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling...


E32: Australia's Most Extreme (Geographical Points)
#33
08/19/2025

Hello again everybody! Welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come, where we're going on a little jaunt around the colonies—yes, it's Yani's Geography Gorner! Today, we're looking at Australia's naval empire—a bunch of islands in the middle of various Oceans where we've usually killed a bunch of animals.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help with accessing food, shelter and medicine. You can lear...


E31: There's Only Ever Been One Mark (Leibler Pt. 2)
#32
08/12/2025

Hello again everybody! This week, it was announced that the Australian Government will 'recognise a Palestinian state'. On the one hand, messaging like this is too little, too late, and as described by APAN, a "fig leaf" without sanctions on Israel. On the other hand, Mark Leibler is probably apoplectic about this, and so I hope that's painful for him. This is part 2 of our series on the man, the candlelit politician.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of...


E30: Mark Leibler, the Voice to the Knesset (Part 1 of 2)
#31
08/05/2025

Hi everybody! It's time for us to meet the alleged cabal, which some people claim is an acronym! In this episode, we spend a little bit of time talking about Jillian Segal, the new Antisemitism Envoy, and then we dive into the story of Mark Leibler, AIJAC and Tax Law.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help with accessing food, shelter and medicine...


E29: Conspiratorial Australia—Harold Holt, Panthers and Bombs in the Desert
#30
07/30/2025

Hi everybody! Sorry this episode is late—we were dealing with an infestation of Grain Mites and lost a couple of days for it! Ciaran pulled together some of the most infamous and intriguing Australian conspiracies, ranging from some you'll have heard about to some kooky desert activity that will have your eyebrows raised/burned off.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help wi...


E28: Persuasive Algae
#29
07/22/2025

Hey Folks! This week we've pulled our normal Patreon fare over to the main feed—welcome to Shouldn'ta Said That, where we give commentary about the news. We check back in briefly with Clive before discovering Labor's persuadability metrics, and then drown in 20 metres of algae.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and his family are seeking help with accessing food, shelter and medicine. You can learn more ab...


E27: Why Do We Hate Iran Again?
#28
07/15/2025

Hello! Welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come, where we like to think we're the baddies, but ultimately we’re just waiting our turn, because we are, after all, all the way the fuck over here. Today, we react to how the media reacted to how our politicians reacted to Iran’s reaction to Israel’s random bombing of a bunch of houses and such. We’ll start with a broad look at how the Australian media at-large framed the initial strikes, before later diving into the ABC and Government line.

The genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there ar...


E26: Who Wants to be an Australian Citizen? (It's Ciaran)
#27
07/08/2025

We test Ciaran's Australianness with a selection of questions from current and historical citizenship tests.

If you'd like to support the show, you can do so at our Patreon! You get a bonus episode every week (or so) and you can send in questions for our mailbag.

https://www.patreon.com/shouldntacome

We'd also love to hear from you, so if there's anything you'd like to get in touch with us about, please do so at shouldntacome@gmail.com.

And finally, the genocide in Gaza is still ongoing and there are...


(preview) Shouldn'ta Said That 6: Hater Behaviour
07/06/2025

Over on the Patreon, we take a look at Anthony Albanese's anti-DEI most favourite songs or whatever. We then look at how he's orchestrated the blinding of a political rival, chat about childcare and investigate the dastardly Lowy poll.

We would love to have you over on the Patreon, if you'd be open to chucking us $5 a month. We're hoping to be able to dedicate more time to our little project and it'd be super helpful for things like equipment and hosting fees! You can subscribe at patreon.com/shouldntacome

Xoxo Yani


E25: Powers for Police, Voice for Victims
#26
07/01/2025

After our Clive Palmer odyssey, we'll whip around some old stories. We take a look at developments in police powers in the provinces, and then peek behind the curtain of the Voice for Victims Facebook Group/Political Lobbying Group.

If you'd like to support the show, you can do so at our Patreon! You get a bonus episode every week (or so) and you can send in questions for our mailbag.

https://www.patreon.com/shouldntacome

We'd also love to hear from you, so if there's anything you'd like to get in touch...


(preview) Shouldn'ta Said That #6
06/29/2025

We have a little chat about the debased reporting around a tragic family murder, and then we also talk about Israel—oh wait.

Head on over to our patreon (www.patreon.com/shouldntacome) for the full episode!


E24: Grand Finale: Professor F Clive "Speedy" Man of "Rascal" Love Palmer, MP (The Clive & The Spurious 4)
#25
06/24/2025

Wow, well, I'm glad we finished this off in time for the world to end—tremendous thanks to Beth and Casey for joining us for this big one! We finally finish learning about Clive, the herald, Palmer, the Harbringer. Have you heard the heart of a heathen hollowed and hated? Well, you're going to today! Enjoy the finale of our weird month-long side-quest into this guy, Clive Palmer, the twerking billionaire.

If you'd like to support the show, and we'd love if you do, check us out at our Patreon: patreon.com/shouldntacome

Want to te...


(preview) Shouldn'ta Said That #5
06/22/2025

Some more musings on the irresponsible unaccountability of the Australian armed forces, a tangent into true crime and then a little chat about Olympic Diversity.

To hear the full episode, subscribe to our Patreon at https://patreon.com/shouldntacome.

If you have any questions, contact us at shouldntacome@gmail.com.

Xoxoxoxo Gossip Yani


E23: F. Clive "Beijing Drift" Palmer (The Clive & The Spurious part 3)
#24
06/17/2025

It's finally here! We're going to travel far away and then deep inside, taking a trip through Clive Palmer's odd relationship with the entire idea of China, and then we have a read of some of his heartfelt poetry.

Thank you Casey for joining us on this episode, as well as all the help making the entire series come together.

If you'd like to support the show, you can do so at our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shouldntacome

We'd also love to hear from you, so if there's anything you'd like to...


Shouldn'ta Said That #4 (Preview)
06/15/2025

Want to hear us sound off about the news? We're hanging out over on our Patreon, so if you want to hear more please head over there! As a preview, enjoy our conversation about our bumbling armed forces.

Our patreon: www.patreon.com/shouldntacome

You can also email us at shouldntacome@gmail.com

Part 3 of the Clive Palmer series coming on Wednesday!


E22: Clive, Fast & Deep (The Clive & The Spurious Part 2, ft Casey & Beth)
#23
06/10/2025

Hello! Welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come! This is part two of the Clive Palmer story, and we're going to figure out just how fast this fucking guy is.

If you can decisively pick your favourite Clive moment from this episode, let us know all about it at shouldntacome@gmail.com. You can also throw a couple bucks our way on Patreon at http://patreon.com/shouldntacome

Beth recently published an article about Social media-based diagnoses. If you're interested, please have a read over here!

And finally, the genocide in Gaza is still ongoing...


E21: The Clive And The Spurious (Clive Palmer part 1)
#22
06/03/2025

Welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come! This is part one of the Clive Palmer story, and ohmygodohmygodohmygod.... I cannot stress to you enough the insanity herein. Today we look into a bit of Clive's personal life from a young lad on the Gold Coast to I guess an older, richer lad on the Gold Coast, as well as his real estate wheelings and dealings.

If you can decisively pick your favourite Clive moment from this episode, let us know all about it at shouldntacome@gmail.com. You can also throw a couple bucks our way on Patreon at...


E20: Adult Crime, Adult Time, Red Fish, Blue Fish
#21
05/27/2025

Welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come! We continue our ongoing critical eye at the Queensland Government's rabid anti-child rhetoric and take another episode to break down some potentially misleading and spurious statistics.

If you'd like to support the show, and we'd love if you do, check us out at our Patreon: patreon.com/shouldntacome

Want to tell us about your favourite youth crimes? Or your favourite youth criminals? You can email us at shouldntacome@gmail.com.

The demo of Yani's new album Mostly Words I Mostly Know is up now on bandcamp: https://yanix...


E:19 Penny, Passion and Principle (Part 2)
#20
05/20/2025

Welcome to Shouldn'ta Come! It's the long-awaited part two of our deep dive into Penny Wong. Come with us as we explore Penny's sexuality, politics and draw somewhat hopeful but vague conclusions.

If you'd like to support the show, and we'd love if you do, check us out at our Patreon: patreon.com/shouldntacome

Want to tell us more about Penny Wong? Or even just another Penny you know? You can email us at shouldntacome@gmail.com.

The demo of Yani's new album Mostly Words I Mostly Know is up now on bandcamp...


Our May Day ParaDay
05/16/2025

Welcome to Shouldn'ta Come! Today we bring you some interviews from Brisbane's Labour Day March - we went out to the people to get an understanding of unions in Queensland and how they feel about the recent Labor election victory.

We'd also like to take this opportunity to link to an important cause:

As you'll no doubt be aware, the genocide in Gaza is still ongoing, and there are innumerable people suffering unimaginable hardships. After being displaced from his home, Karam is one of many struggling to stay alive amidst Israel's continued assault. Karam and...


BONUS: Mostly Words I Mostly Know (Album Demo)
05/13/2025

Hi Shouldn'ta Come fans! You were probably expecting a podcast today, and we do have a more podcasty bonus coming up later this week from the May Day March, but I (Yani) wanted to share a demo of an album I've been working on for a while. Sorry there's no proper episode this week, but I hope this makes up for it.

Track Listing with Timestamps:

stupid lying murmurs (00:00)sorry i never said bye (02:33)aid n abet (04:29)dimanche (06:45)drop my whip off get a new surgeon (09:37)the mystics privilege (12:31)all over the building (14:09)through the roof (16:58...


E18—Increasing Claims of Rising Antisemitism
#19
05/06/2025

Hi everybody!

Today we're going to look at the Executive Council of Australian Jewry's 2024 Antisemitism report, which is at the heart of many news stories you may have seen about rising antisemitism. We'll learn what we can about the report's author, have a gander at each of their alleged cases and see if we can't just draw maybe a slightly different conclusion.

If you'd like to read the ECAJ Antisemitism report yourself you can do so at that link. If you'd like to have a look at my spreadsheet and notes, you can do so...


Mailbag #2: Election 2025 Special (BYE PETER)
#18
05/04/2025

We do another mailbag episode with some questions from our Patrons, this time about the 2025 Election!

It's not that we're super excited to have more Albo, but I'm very excited to never, hopefully, deal with Peter Dutton again. One of the last few of the ScoMo diehards, Peter lost his seat amid the catastrophic Liberal party defeat to the Labor Red Wave of 2025. Damn shit's crazy.

If you want to support the show, we'd love you to—chuck us some money at https://patreon.com/shouldntacome

If you'd like to get in touch wi...


E17: Save Victoria Park! (Interview with Rose O'Hagan)
#17
04/29/2025

Hi all! We joined Rose O'Hagan of the Save Victoria Park advocacy group to talk about all of the absurdities wrapped up in the plans for construction there for the Olympics. It was super cool to hear from somebody working in the actual legal and infrastructural side of things and you'll get to hear some really pretty birds as well!

Save Victoria Park: https://www.savevictoriapark.com/

Instagram: @savevictoriapark

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/savevictoriaparkbarrambin/

And as for us! We'd love if you could support us on Patreon, patreon.com/shouldntacome...


E16: Penny Wong: The Three Penny Problem (Part 1)
#16
04/22/2025

Welcome to Shouldn'ta Come! It's the long awaited Penny Wong episode - are you ready?? Join us on part one of this journey as we discuss and analyse three key aspects of Penny's identity: race, gender, and sexuality; and how they have shaped her political career.

Questions? Comments? Sources? Contact us at shouldntacome@gmail.com

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Most Overrated Australians (of the year)
#15
04/15/2025

Hi all! Ciaran's in, just, so much pain, so we've recorded this episode while he reclined in bed. We went through all the winners of Australian of the Year, the (modest) highlights, the (mostly) lowlights and the reflections on what the country was trying to be at the time.

We'll be back next week with our properly scripted episodes—there's two coming close to finished at once, we'll see what we do first!

If you'd like to support the show, please go to www.patreon.com/shouldntacome and chuck us some money to buy, like, au...


E15: The Baby Never Had a Neck: Chiropractors in Australia Episode 2
#15
04/08/2025

Hello everybody and welcome back to Shouldn'ta Come!

This week, we finish off our medium-dive into the world of Australian Chiropractic. We finish off our time with the ACCC and the hell world it portended, and meet some sneaky and potentially pernicious paediatric chiropractors.

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