Rob Isn't Funny
How do you become a stand-up comedian? How do you book a gig? How do you write a joke? All this and more is what I would write if I cared about self-promotion. Advertising is the devil.On 6th November 2024 I decided to start telling jokes on stage to people. Within 6 months I'd gone from walk-in spots at pubs to the final of a competition, having my jokes played on the BBC and doing a half-hour show at a comedy festival.I've always wondered how industries work behind the scenes and I try to lay out who, how, and where...
Filling The Diary

Another new material night, a heatwave and getting decent gigs booked in.
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New Material Mistakes

I did a new material night in a new venue and fluffed a classic.
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Follow Comedy Club - 19.06.25

Did a nice set in Salisbury.
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A Disruptive New Material Night

Did some new stuff with a difficult member of the audience interrupting.
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Rik Mayall Comedy Festival - Show 3/3: Little Al's Lido Cafe

I did my final show of the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival.
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Rik Mayall Comedy Festival - Show 2/3: Emms Tearoom

I did my second show of the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival.
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Rik Mayall Comedy Festival - Show 1/3: Barbertown

I did my first half-hour show as part of the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival.
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Prop Roulette @ Chichester Fringe Festival

I was given a spot on Matt Male's Prop Roulette show as part of Chichester Fringe Festival.
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Out And Stroud

Wandered over to Worcester for an open mic spot to 5 people.
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South-ha-ha-hampton

Southampton gig #3 finally comes good.
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Heat: Hampshire Comedian Of The Year 2025

Had to mark this one as the heat had more than one comic doing edgy material, which I discuss a bit.
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Taking The Biscuit

My Biscuit Factory booking finally rolled around as part of the Reading Indie Comedy Festival
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More New Material

Did some more new material and met a fellow Rik Mayall performer.
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Six Months In To Comedy

As of 06.05.25 I have been doing this for six months. Here are some thoughts on that.
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Knowing When Not To

Sometimes you have to know when not to go through with something.
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Unemph-attic

Lukewarm reception at a new venue which I have to go back go in a couple of weeks.
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Portsmouth Debut + Rik Mayall News

Got a new city under my belt and some more gigs confirmed.
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George Street II: Hen Party Boogaloo

I got invited back to George Street
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ANNOUNCEMENT: The Rik Mayall Comedy Festival

I am booked in to do 2 shows at the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival in June. Woof.
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Episode 50: Bath New Act Final

I performed in the final of the Bath Comedy Festival New Act Competition 2025
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First Semi-Pro Night + Bath Final Prepping

I did a spot at my first semi-pro night and I talk about prepping for the Bath Comedy Festival New Act Competition FINAL.
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I Was Interviewed For TV

I did some more new material at Fisherman's and got contacted and interviewed by a TV channel.
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Always Leave Them Wantage More

I did ten minutes at a new venue
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Bath Comedy Festival New Act Competition

I had my heat for the Bath Comedy Festival New Act Competition.
Big-up Heat 5 and their instagram handles in running order:
@bigjeansgoodtimesemporium
@davescottcomedy
@drcarloine
@rabiahcomedy
@joerileycomedian
@naryanbranch
@selam_lethiopia
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I Went To A Gary Delaney Show (+ random musings)

Some thoughts after a Gary Delaney show and musings about the upcoming Bath Comedy Festival New Act Competition.
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(A Pun About Alton)

I went to yet another new venue and was given 10 minutes to convince some people I was funny.
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Wince Of Wales

I went back to the Prince of Wales and died another quiet death.
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Doubling Down

I did two sets in one night for a second time, though am now greatly suffering from Imposter Syndrome off the back of it.
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The Actual 2024 Stats Recap

This is a proper recap of 2024 rather than my previous effort where I was a bit too sad
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Tavern A Laugh (+ clips)

I went to a new spot for me at JST in Oxford and did a nice 5.
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Broken Mic Night

I was asked to be the 10 minute showcase slot at the inaugural spoken word night in Caversham...
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Mates Rates RAW #3

I managed to get another walk-in spot on a busy new material night.
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The First Corporate/Charity Spot

In another first, I have now done a private function.
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Comedy Scratch / My First Ten-Minute Spot

I did my first ten minute set and it went pretty well. Threw a bunch of new stuff in alongside some "old" and had a good time.
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The BBC Played My Jokes

I had some jokes featured on BBC Upload. What a time to be alive.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0kntzkh - 47 mins in
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Jokes I Don't Tell: 201 - 300

Another installment of stuff I wrote down that I probably should have forgotten instead.
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Mates Rates RAW - Round 2

I got another walk-in spot at Mates Rates RAW night and did a new material set that got a lukewarm reception for the most part.
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A General Update

A more general update around trying to get gigs.
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Brewing Some New Material

I returned to Mad Squirrel to spray some new material at them, including a bespoke joke for the venue that the bar staff didn't hear.
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Secret Comedy Club - One Night In Brighton

I did another proper comedy club and it went pretty well.
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