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In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the unbridled freedom of modern movie theaters and their chaotic experience with Spider-Man 2. The Guys relive fast-food drive-thru nightmares, deliver the final verdict on the best way to have potatoes, and debate whether drinking pickle juice qualifies as maniacal behavior.

Dark once again terrorizes The Guys with unholy material, Jerry gains a newfound respect for birds, and Tone prays for the pediatric paradoxical effect of diphenhydramine to finally kick in. Things get hairy (literally) as they discuss nairing Don’s bald head and the high-speed, low-drag aspirations of ge...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about the nuances of getting your nipples pierced, mermaid preferences, and goldfish with hoomalongas. The Guys share their thoughts on unfortunate SoundCloud rappers, deliver short reviews of Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street and Spinal Tap, and recall the most famous moment in The Simpsons.

Tone finally watches Star Wars — prompting a wave of The Guys’ hottest takes yet — while Jerry presents his solution to racism. The conversation spirals into the artistry of Purple Magic by The Wizards, favorite Workaholics moments, and a dive into celebrity accidents and wi...

In this wild 47th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a mix of bodily mishaps and pop culture rabbit holes. Jerry kicks things off with his questionable shart-not-shart incident, before The Guys launch into a deep (and somehow serious) discussion on the evolution of the Resident Evil games and movies.

Don and Jerry then unite for a joint public apology, while Tone doubles down with another controversial food opinion. Don, meanwhile, suffers unspeakable torment devouring the infamous hot dickle, sparking debates about the mystery brand of his hotdogs and the ironic...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone venture into some truly unholy territory. They kick things off with an ode to the wonders of Chili’s, before confronting a chilling vision of what AI thinks the average Ah My Guys bit sounds like.

From there, the descent is swift: waffle stomping logistics, Don’s degenerating search history, and poorly explained films that The Guys desperately attempt to decipher. Jerry introduces his new tire shop friend, Don wrestles with potential hair obligations, and somehow a bologna yarmulke enters the conversation.

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Hi guys, unfortunately due to some unforeseen production issues, The Guys were not able to get episode 46 out to y'all on time, but we didn't want to leave you guys with out any Guy content, so please enjoy our March Patreon release of the Ultmate Guys List!

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into a minefield of chaos. Ronnie delivers a public apology, Jerry dissects his dad’s midlife crisis at the ripe age of 60, and The Guys debunk the myth of cow tipping. Things spiral when they touch on the renormalization of a taboo term that might just get them canceled, as well as the bizarre public perception of Don’s race.

The discussion revisits Episode 44’s threads — including the popularity of different Chinese dialects, the meaning of Tien’s third eye, and international views on the Pledge...

In Episode 44 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral into yet another buffet of nonsense. The conversation kicks off with the proper way (and amount) to eat hot dogs, followed by the shocking revelation that Tone actually does like vinegar-based sauces. From there, Tone recounts his trip to Anime NYC, which somehow segues into the logistics of Dragon Ball’s Tien and his mysterious third eye.

Don reveals the enigma of his secret hair, Jerry shares a dream involving an unfortunate tattoo, and The Guys reminisce about the glory days of Malcolm in the Middle. Th...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone dive headfirst into chaos both old and new. The Guys kick things off with a deep cut on the history of castratos, before quickly realizing the real lies with real eyes. Tone clears up his definite participation in Episode 1, while Don stumbles through an unbased vehicular manslaughter claim — and issues his long-awaited corrections.

From there, Don finally opens his eyes, leading to a strange detour into parents’ keepsakes of body parts. The gang then waxes poetic on the art of Wing Chun as seen in Ip Man...

In Episode 42 of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone hit a strange new stride of chaos. Jerry unveils his collection of weird instruments, sparking a deep dive into the possible etymology of the word “yo.”

Don and Jerry proudly debut their new chart-topping(?) single: “The Diarrhea Man Can.” From there, The Guys attempt an official blind ranking of the best and worst things in the world, which somehow dovetails into the bizarre history of Corn Flakes and Don’s equally bizarre run-in with peculiar cakes.

Movie talk returns as they dissect Sinners, War of the Worlds...

In this monumentally unnecessary 41st episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone descend into yet another spiral of questionable decisions and even worse conversations. Don kicks things off with his second public apology in as many months, before the crew dives deep into the unglamorous world of porta-potty logistics and the pseudo-science of poop durations — leading, of course, to the revolutionary economic theory of trickle-down pooponomics.

The Guys then settle the age-old debate of pinch-and-roll vs stretch-and-scratch, only to discover the horrors of Googling a “sexy spoon.” Things briefly turn wholesome as they try Korean pears...

In this landmark 40th episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone spiral harder than ever. Don kicks things off with a tragic gym pants accident, followed by a formal public apology for the wave of misinformation he unleashed back in Episode 38.

The Guys then debate the proper way to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion — a debate somehow made worse by the involvement of Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad. From there, it’s a freefall into the porcelain madness of Dutch toilet design, and the long-awaited, always-classy return of poop stories.

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In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone celebrate a major milestone: Jerry finally graduates to a real Guy’s wallet. From there, the crew launches into a chaotic tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and then spirals into irrational fears of rabies — because apparently that’s a thing now.

The Guys throw down in a game of celebrity guess-who, revisiting old beef in the process: the infamous “yolk” pronunciation debate, now reignited thanks to Formula 1 driver Carlos Sainz. Jerry continues to expose the ongoing absurdities of his bizarre living situation, as if it couldn’t get any wors...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab their way through another unfiltered hour of chaos. It starts with a deep dive into classic Jerryisms and Jerry’s increasingly improper use of furniture, before shifting to the fulfillment of Jamon’s true destiny: attending a Creed concert. From there, things devolve quickly into the logistics and ethics of the ultimate porta-potty prank.

The Guys then take a hard look at their listener metrics and the surprising popularity of the show in both problematic and communist countries, leading to some geopolitical confusion. Jerry brings in a...

In this episode of Ah My Guys, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble their way through a maze of topics including: their collective confusion about female behavior, Ozzy Osbourne’s farewell event, and the creeping existential dread that comes with aging. The Guys reminisce on how media has changed, Don’s complete lack of a Blockbuster childhood, Papa Don’s piracy era, and a game-changing Redbox life hack. They plot a Guys’ road trip to the last Blockbuster, uncover Don’s hyperfixation with Ben 10, mourn the disappointing end of Teen Titans and the death of Flash games, and praise Sam...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone quarrel about air conditioning tendencies, Jerry's epiphany on his bird feud, Tone's Neon Genesis Evangelion update, being mandated for Jerry Duty, the origin of the word bender, how problematic Back to the Future is, a taste test of a selection of olives and alternative olives, Jerry's proposal for a pet rock replacement, the nuances of Korean pears, Tone hitting a reverse bow, the fight to determine the ultimate Tone, the existence of a Frosted Flakes song, Don's rampant issues with numbers, unusual product placement at gas station pump screens, Don's missed opportunity...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab in an incoherent accent about English slang, unnecessary math equations, Tone and Jerry's comedy show shenanigans, the prominence of gender bender movies in the 2000's, a follow up on the fictional country of Libya, Pile Terry, Jerry training Ronnie how to beer, Don's party tricks for geriatric crowds, the irony of an open bar, a suspected JMO, lovely descriptions of gorilla themed beers, a debate for the ages and the livers, short term memory loss while recording, origins of spanking the monkey, Tone's grandma's husband, Don's culture dribbling with speck, the...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chatter about fun facts about rats, The Guys' new seating arrangements, Jerry's favorite words, how Jerry inspired body shots, the sound of intuitive coincidences, the emo Tobey Maguire dance, Tone and Jerry's confusion on certain appearances, getting wrecked at softball games, Don's sister's rock story, the introduction of Don rule 34, business pitches from the community, a deep dive into gonorrhea, the absurdity of the summer blockbuster: Iron Eagle, Don's lack of geographical knowledge, a continuation of The Guys' pronunciation era, how dehydration affects male reproduction, Don's reasoning for watching Love on the...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mutter about their most revealing outfits, when to call a doctor during a guy related medical incident, the problems with becoming a werewolf, unfortunately funny names, a fun animal fact from the AMG community, the curse of King of the Hill, Don's problems with first names as middle names, Jerry's big word illiteracy, the Ah My Guys Memorial Tree, Tone's past smuggling issues and subsequent poorly thought out solution, the Guys' worst movie castings, the highs and lows of Indian food, Jerry's plan to buy boomerangs, methods to clean ears, original uses...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss passionately about the biggest problem with having tattoos, Don's dangerous driving, Jerry's consumption of endangered animals, a childhood friend's childhood weapon, Don's research on companies' unexpected first product, a Cracker Barrel misconception, potential issues of the Nintendo Switch 2, Tone's hatred for the current state of Pokemon TCG Pocket, the yo-yo market crash, Jerry and Tone's unspeakable weekends, strip club experiences, going to the mechanic for breast implants, where The Guys will have the video aspect of the podcast, Jerry's choice of area to eat, Don's newest Twitch chat command, rewatching The...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chortle while talking about Don trying to find evidence of Jerry enjoying birds, eggshells leading to eviction, summertime backpack broccoli, a celebrity follow up on the yolk controversy, Tone missing out but in a way still being able to join in on the most recent Reel Guy Time watchalong, perfect roles for actors, the joys of watching Mickey 17, producing a musical for The Thing, a Mandela effect developing in real time, Tone's impromptu Florida vacation and the love of his life, Jerry's missed pizza opportunities because of covid, Jerry's fancy way to...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about disgusting nose and mouth messes, birds attempting to invade Jerry's apartment, a lack of fat birds, a lot of bird talk, like too much bird talk, the availability of different kinds of eggs, the contradictory existence of L's in various words, inappropriate ways to do air quotes, another excursion into pocket snacks, Jerry's favorite Futurama joke, depressing statistics of how Americans think, Don's recent bathroom mat inquiries, Jerry's squatter problems, The Guys' withering bodies, Tone's manic methods of home protection, and medieval means of torture.

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In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about weird high school trends, the legend of the real-life Crocodile Dundee, Jerry's neighbor's new and potentially problematic hobby, highly accessible cattle prod investments, a brand new way to utilize electric stimulation, the year of the piss making an early entrance, the problems with communal showers, the top earning movies of all time, sponsoring a figure 8 racing team, reckless driving stories, Don's disdain for fender benders, Tone's follow up on butthole stamps, Jerry's new targets for a pen pal, Don's problem with Alvin and the Chipmunks, and a game about doing...

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone recover from a wild Cinco de Mayo while talking about conversational pet peeves, the worst way to order milk, Jerry's infatuation with cougars, rearranging nipples and belly buttons, Don's creative way to create his own font, Jerry's restaurant encounters, a follow up to Jerry's Roald Dahl letter, the anus that made Britain great, a horrid episode of The Rehearsal, odd and unique choices of food to order at a renaissance fair, how The Guys will dress up while LARPing, the logistics of cannibalism, the heights of short form horror films, the Crazy...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about the issues with how tennis is scored, Rob Schneider movies without Adam Sandler, the logistics of having a bald head, how Bic became successful, the accolades of Snoop Dogg, white boy dreadlocks, an update on a Bryce Mitchell beatdown, the Ultimate Fighter show, Don lacking knowledge with celebrity deaths, more problematic tweets from Kanye, The Guys' best accents, Don's plan to gaslight his future children, how a book club took 28 years to complete a book, Don's new favorite piece of smut, the history of Girls Gone Wild, the downwards spiral...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone are finally reunited to talk about how Jerry elite appearances, Jerry's and Tone's vacations, the difference between nips, shooters, and airplane bottles, a very Jerry mishap, Don's airport back and forths, a delectable surprise from Papa Don, Jerry's false relationship with Roald Dahl, why The Guys don't believe in Santa, Tone's Secret Santa absurdity, Jerry forgetting past conversations, the fruitful investment of truffle pigs, ironic PSA's of the past, the most horrendous clip from the cult classic show, Drawn Together, and an eccentric way to survive a traumatic event.

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In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone go on and on about questionable filters popular on Instagram, Don's algorithm problems, Jamon's unique choice in videos to share, Don's social media woes, finding Maxim magazines at a dentist office, Jerry's virtual war with a Portuguese family, Tone and Jerry's weekend casino trip, how to improve on Uber Eats, Don's infuriation and jubilation with the local car dealership, how some individuals refuse to grow up, gym etiquette pet peeves, gym wins and woes, how The Guys left their first jobs, Tone skirting janitorial duties, and Jerry pulling a dubious move for...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone chat about poor A/C nomenclature, a problematic choice in musical number for the hit movie Osmosis Jones, a misconception on a pet rock product pitch, what a doctor actually is, another Jerry poop story, Don's experience with a confusing bathroom, Kevin James in Pokemon TCG Pocket, side tangents with various movies, Flat Stanley school projects, how the cool kids sign yearbooks, thoughts on having an inner monologue, the emotional highs and lows of Futurama, Steven Seagal bashing, Don failing to tell the difference between other asians, the best uses for a...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone, go on and on and on about the key similarities between all butt rock bands, Jerry's introductions single-handedly creating the need for a video aspect to the podcast, Jerry's and his buddy's moist issues, Tone crushing it at the big gamba, tattoo mishaps, cheese related crimes, Don's pocket snack time, the community helping out with male whilk, a new dairy invention, the justified bullying of death metal Diddy, the greatest of Grinch parodies, a quarterly Jerry cut, different types of soups, the kind of people that remind teachers that homework wasn't handed...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone dissociate while talking about what kids did for fun in the 60's, themed introductions, the cause of Don's bout of bubble gut, Don's weird product reviews, The Guys' hot rice opinions, the cost of Jerry to face his greatest fear, the legality and practicality of owning crows, the origins of goth girl crushes, Tone once again talking about a movie he's never watched, the very early peak and steep decline of M. Night Shyamalan, creating the Jerry soundboard, the absolute legend of a single man with double the manhood, Jerry's perception of...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone gag while they talk about alternative male tucking, the illustrious and botanical taste of Jeppson's Malort (thanks Tyler!), fully falling down as an adult, potentially inaccurate sitcom trivia, a squirt of Don's dubious punishment concoction, unusual sights at metal shows, Don and Tone's vamping time, cockpits or cocks in the pit, Tone's weekend adventure, how drunk Jerry betrays sober Jerry, the origin of the "that's bananas," Jerry's love for songs that involve spelling, Jerry and Tone's at work betting, Costco food court chicken bake betrayal, Don's self-masochism, and the episode that just...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone mumble about Jerry's word misconceptions, the backstory of Obey the Walrus, early YouTube viral videos, Jimmy Buffett tributes, immaculate barbecue vibes, the United States having a contingency plan for every scenario, cockroach milk, bird poop statistics, male whilk, the rabbit hole of alternative animal milks, the existence of thick water, Tone's toilet paper facts, how bidets are less hygienic, Don's hemorrhoid horrors, toilet tucking positions, The Guys' shower practices, locations of manly releases, and the legendary Eric Mays.

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In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about Tone receiving insults at work, various holes of the human body, Don's gym parking lot observations, the horrors of past Four Lokos, Jerry spying on parked cars, how to make Malort worse with durian, medieval weapon nomenclature, Tone's refusal for pickles, Jerry's past flubs, the pronunciation of interesting, how most breakfast foods can be considered desserts, Don's inability to understand bread pudding, the return of pocket bacon, mashed potatoes versus mashed potatoes, revoking a revocation, outlandish ice cream flavors, The Guys' investment in Silly Bandz, alternative hobbies, and Tone's introduction...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone go on and on about pigs lasting way too long, logistics of animal husbandry, Jerry's true hatred for everything avian for only one particular reason, Don's toilet paper deep dive, The Guys' heritage based inventions, radiation poisoning horror stories, Don's hatred for the March Patreon watch-along, Jerry's list of crazy coincidences, the hypocrisy of Jerry's house poncho, The Guys' evil Canadian doppelgängers, surprising historical facts, unfortunate names of people throughout history, and Emperor Palpatine's butt head.

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This week Don, Jerry, and Tone blab about push and wiping, Jerry's need for unruly hair clarification, unfortunately pink socks, unsightly parts of dogs, the official definition of gooning, the prevalence of sexy books, Jerry's environmentally conscious house rule, a disappointing reveal for a video on a couple of hungry gals, perilous speeds of a cruise ship, bad movie theater experiences, Bop It variations and world records, Jerry's desire for a toga party, more weird Jerry terminology, how Ru Paul wronged a young Don, the disappearance of yellow pages, manly testaments of strength, Don's what would you rather do's...

This week Don, Jerry, and Tone talk about discoveries on two girls, one cup, Jerry's adventurous weekend, body instruments, competitive gooning, the Super Bowl half-time show, meeting comedy stars on the street, missed plugging opportunities, handing out mix tapes on the street, vulgar beefing, logistics of owning a wrist sundial, Pokemon compatibility, usefulness of protection in the shower, the irony of recent Kanye developments, egg hoarding, George Clooney's cheese guy, Jerry's innovative pocket bacon, being the life of the party with a Bop It, Don's struggle with being the producer, the epiphany of having a beer fueled episode, having...

In this episode Don, Jerry, and Tone yap about wet dreams, other kinds of wet dreams, eccentric use cases for foreskin, human yeast baked goods, the legend of Bum Farto, heinous pickle related crimes, the pinnacle of human comfort, origins of the word cocktail, how to make horses more lively, medical sounding, the rational fear of having to partake in a police sketch description, upgrading from 3 mustaches to 5 mustaches, the Jordan style mustache, Bryce Mitchell hot takes, and the questionable cultural and fashion trends in south east Asia.

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In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone discuss how to improve the banana, the reality of the Spanish chocolate man, the existence of a lil tyrant, the butthole burglar, being a man and using their hands, Don's extra body parts, unspeakable jar shenanigans, unusual teacher actions, the irony of Jerry's lack of perfect attendance, The Guy's historical birthday facts, who should be playing at the Superbowl half-time show, problematic rapper tendencies, metagaming To Catch a Predator, unfortunate last names, once again more poop stories, cringey childhood stories, antiquated state laws, the famous heavy metal singer Deo, how Jerry gets...

In this episode, Don, Jerry, and Tone, talk about tv star mannerisms, the problem with banana flavored products, a solution to Jerry's rampant head banging, Elon Musk's recent questionable actions, childhood phases, a historical monster's reason for destruction, Tone's movie game, Guy ASMR, the problem with Spiderman, how truly awful Jerry's diner is, hot dog straws, Costco pros and cons, weird alternative vodkas, origins of weird nicknames, unfortunate photoshopping, having superbad moments, being sent on a quest through a textbook, full moons, Jerry's snapchat shenanigans, and David Lynch's greatest piece of cinema.

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