JPFL Morning Announcements Podcast

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler reunite in the wake of football trauma to pick up the pieces, see through the NyQuil Fog and make sense of the JPFL through 3 weeks of action!

Thomas Simmons is joined by Jacob Wild (some calling him this week's podcasting Carson Wentz) to react to a wild range of week 1 outcomes, drop some plinko balls and make some game picks.

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler are back in action to rewind the 2026 JPFL Draft and preview the upcoming season!

Join the JPFL for a VERY special Thanksgiving Episode featuring the Gobbler King himself

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of week 9! Complete with a glance at the latest JPFL Drama, a surprise trip to the Jersey Shore, and a look ahead at week 10!

--Reviews--
Commissioner's Cup - 12:15
Battle of Great Bridge - 21:55
Chuck vs. John G - 27:40
Brian vs. Ollie - 35:13
Jimmy John's Freaky Fast Clash - 52:15

--Previews--
John G vs Thomas - 58:26
Greggs Cup - 1:01:05
Blue Crab Bowl - 1:02:25
Metro Bowl - 1:04:00
Coach DJ Memorial - 1:05:50

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of the first week of the second half of the season and getting set for the playoff push! It's the spookiest episode of the season!!

--Reviews--
Reggae Cup Presented by Sofa Kings - 7:35
Verdansk Classic - 13:18
Cannabis Cup - 24:00
J'Action - 33:09
Ollie vs. Pat L - 39:46 

Fantasy FuccBois - 48:05

--Previews--
Brian vs. Nick L - 52:45 
Richmond HOA Bowl - 55:00
The Watertower Game - 56:45
The Mess Out West - 58:13
Joe @ John G - 59:30

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler look back on the highs and lows of week 6's wide spread, and turn their optimistic eyes to week 7 and the halfway point of the JPFL season!

--Reviews--
Jacob vs. John - 6:25
The Golden Ashtray - 15:00
Rebirth Island Bowl - 23:16
Coach DJ Memorial - 31:58
Catholics vs. Cannabists - 40:20
- BRB - 40:45

--Previews--
Champions Classic - 52:26
Battle for the PePeGwode - 54:10
Joe v. Pat B - 55:20 
Pot Farmer's Classic - 56:53
John vs. Pat L - 58:09

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler return to break down all the highlights of a THRILLING week 3 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into the final weekend of September in the League!

--Reviews--
Cannabis Cup - 0:54
Pat B vs. John G - 10:50
Golden Transfer Portal - 20:45
Metro Bowl - 28:51
Nick vs. Ollie - 41:07

--Previews--
Richmond HOA Bowl - 50:05
Brian vs. Nick - 52:19
The Watertower Game - 55:38 
Chuck vs. John - 59:07
The Frontier Cup - 1:01:40

Thomas Simmons and Very Special Guest Brian McAvoy are here to break down all the best of week 3 in the JPFL and get you set for week 4 with EXPERT picks!

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler are back in action to break down all the highlights of the JPFL's 2025 Sleeper Debut and give their expert analysis and insights into the second weekend of JPFL matchups!

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons on a Holiday Special episode to look back at the drama of the semi-finals and preview the most anticipated championship weekend ever!

Thomas Simmons is joined by Pat Butler to look back at the first-ever 12-man wild card weekend and to get set for the week 16 semi-finals!

Thomas Simmons is joined by Pat Butler to look back at some major playoff results in week 13 and then preview the final week of the JPFL season and make their picks for who makes the playoffs!

--Reviews--
Blue Crab Bowl - 7:27
Cannabis Cup - 22:47
Ollie @ Brian - 38:30
Butler Bowl - 50:56
Expansion Bowl - 59:42
Metro Bowl - 1:11:10
--Previews--
Battle for the PepeGwode - 1:22:03
Pot Farmer's Classic - 1:24:32
Rebirth Island Bowl - 1:26:43
Dragon Cup - 1:29:39
John @ Nick B - 1:32:12
J'Action - 1:37:00

Thomas Simmons is joined again by road warrior Pat Butler as the commissioners look back at week 12 and prepare for the 2-week sprint to the playoffs in week 13!

Thomas Simmons is joined by Pat Butler to look back at a massive week 11 and the tightest playoff race in JPFL history as we enter week 12!

--Reviews--
Richmond HOA Bowl - 7:44
Brian @ Nick L - 20:46
BRB - 24:30
The Mess Out West - 35:45
John @ Joe - 53:34
Watertower Game - 1:09:08
Seamen Cup - 1:21:24

--Previews--
Weekend Hike of Hatred - 1:25:56
Battle of Great Bridge - 1:28:15
Chris @ Nick L - 1:30:45
Brian @ John - 1:32:54
The Walragwode - 1:35:16
The Great PKing - 1:37:56

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all week 10 results and looking head to the 4 week playoff race starting in week 11!


--Reviews--
Top Gun Classic - 3:45
Pat L @ Ollie - 17:00
Chuck @ John - 27:30
Thomas @ Nick B - 39:21
Walrus Cup - 52:30
Champions Classic - 1:06:21


--Previews--
Richmond HOA Bowl - 1:14:45
Brian @ Nick L - 1:17:30
The Mess Out West - 1:19:45
John @ Joe - 1:20:59
Watertower Game - 1:22:19
Seamen Cup - 1:24:15

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all week 9 and a special guest joins to make picks for the week 10 slate

--Reviews--
Reggie Campbell Classic - 3:11
Verdansk Classic - 12:13
Nick B @ Chuck - 25:32
PLo @ John G - 33:30
Frontier Cup - 45:39
JJ Freaky Fast Clash - 53:40
- BRB - 54:35

--Previews--
Top Gun Classic - 1:08:23
Pat L @ Ollie - 1:11:42
- Special Guest - 1:13:35
Chuck @ John - 1:18:53
Thomas @ Nick B- 1:20:39
Walrus Cup - 1:22:35
Champions Classic - 1:24:45

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of the first week of the second half of the season and getting set for the playoff push! It's the spookiest episode of the season!!

--Reviews--
PAcTion - 3:30
Ollie @ Chris - 17:08
Reggae Cup - 25:30
- BRB - 30:00
Nick B @ Brian - 38:00
Catholics v. Cannabists - 49:30 
The Great PKing - 59:20

PLocks - 1:13:45

--Previews--
Verdansk Classic - 1:16:30
Reggie Campbell Classic - 1:18:00
Nick B @ Chuck - 1:20:20
Frontier Cup- 1:22:00
PLo @ John G - 1:24:30
JJ F...

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler look back on a heartbreaking week 6 and brace themselves for battle in Week 7

--Reviews--
Dad Bowl - 9:32
Golden Transfer Portal - 23:00
Commissioner's Cup - 39:00
Nick @ Nite - 55:00
Chris @ Jacob - 1:05:00
Battle for the Golden Keg - 1:16:38

--Picks--
PAcTion - 1:34:00
Ollie @ Chris - 1:35:00
Reggae Cup - 1:37:00
Nick B @ Brian - 1:39:00
Catholics v. Cannabists - 1:42:00 
The Grea PKing - 1:44:00

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler look back on a heartbreaking week 6 and brace themselves for battle in Week 7

--Reviews--
Charlie @ Nick B - 3:35
Reggie Campbell Classic - 19:28
Joe @ John - 33:24
- BRB - 37:15
Nick L @ Brian - 44:39
Richmond HOA Bowl - 1:03:33
Ollie @ Pat L - 1:16:38

--Picks--
Dad Bowl - 1:30:13
Golden Transfer Portal - 1:33:00
Commissioner's Cup 1:34:58
Nick @ Nite - 1:38:30
Chris @ Jacob - 1:39:45
Battle for the Golden Keg - 1:42:02

Thomas Simmons is rejoined by a victorious Pat Butler to break down all the highlights of a high-scoring Week 5 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into Week 6 and what's to come in the playoff race

--Reviews--
Thomas @ John - 10:23
Coach Matt Memorial - 27:55
Gold Coast Clash - 38:49
Ollie @ Nick L - 52:53
PAcTion - 1:01:50
Bawab Bowl - 1:11:23

--Picks--
Charlie @ Nick B - 1:17:31
Reggie Campbell Classic - 1:18:52
Joe @ John - 1:20:11
Nick L @ Brian - 1:21:34
Richmond HOA Bowl - 1:23:09
Ollie @ Pat L - 1:24:17

Thomas Simmons delivers a fastest 2 minutes to recap week4 in the JPFl and breaks down some news and notes to get you set for week 5.

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler return to break down all the highlights of an up-and-down Week 3 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into the final weekend of September in the League! 21% of the regular season is complete, as the march to the midpoint is on!

--Reviews--
Brian @ Nick B - 1:57
Hopper @ Chuck - 14:02
Pat B @ John G - 20:56
Joe @ Thomas - 34:37
Duke Bowl - 41:37
Lockett @ Leon - 54:52
- BRB - 59:43

Patty Locks - 1:17:02

Hopper @ Ollie - 1:19:37
Quidditch Cup - 1:23:45
Golden Ashtray...

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler return to break down all the highlights of week 2 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into the third weekend of JPFL matchups!

--Reviews--
Expansion Bowl - 4:39
Nick B @ Thomas - 15:53
Champions Classic - 29:42
- BRB - 44:03
Battle for the Golden Keg - 47:15
Frontier Cup - 1:09:04
Walrus Cup - 1:20:46

Patty Locks - 1:34:02

--Previews--
Brian @ Nick B - 1:35:45
Hopper @ Chuck - 1:37:47
Pat B @ John G - 1:39:25
Joe @ Thomas - 1:41:02
Duke Bowl - 1:43:16
Lockett @ Leon...

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler are back in action to preview the 2024 JPFL Season and give their expert analysis and insights into the opening weekend of JPFL matchups!

--Previews--

Coach DJ Memorial - 8:39
East Greenbrier Classic- 21:28
Catholics vs. Cannabists - 29:20
Sting Pong Classic - 34:20
Jacob @ Nick B - 43:29
Reggae Cup Presented by Sofa Kings - 49:13

League Champion Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down his run to the Parrott Cup and an in-depth look at the rule changes voted on in this winter

Victory Lap - 3:00
- BRB - 7:27
Rule Changes - 21:30

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of the wildcard round! Complete with a full preview of the semi-final round, a MASSIVE DickBomb, and a special Christmas segment!

--Reviews--
Thomas vs. Pat L - 3:16
Brian vs. Nick B - 18:51
Chuck vs. Nick L - 29:53
Jacob vs. Joe - 34:27

--Previews--
Chuck vs. Joe - 40:21
Nick L vs. Jacob - 46:00
Pat B vs. Brian - 49:13
Ollie vs. Thomas - 56:25

- Breaking News - 1:03:34

- Christmas Gifts - 1:10:31

Thomas Simmons is joined by talk of the town, Pat Butler to look back at all the highlights of week 13, a drama-filled week, and the conclusion of the regular season in week 14!

--Reviews--
Weekend Hike of Hatred - 22:20
Rebirth Island Bowl - 32:45
Battle for the PepeGwode - 44:20
The Great PKing - 50:50
Joe @ Pat B - 55:29

--Previews--
Brian @ Ollie - 1:06:52
Little Brothers Bowl - 1:10:48
Freaky Fast Clash - 1:12:54
Walragwode - 1:17:00
Thomas @ Joe - 1:20:33

Thomas Simmons is joined by a still flaming hot Pat Butler to look back at all the highlights of week 12 and the fight for the Golden Gobbler before buckling in and getting set for a clutch week 13!

--Reviews--
Butler Bowl - 2:25
The Mess Out West - 14:35
Golden Ashtray - 22:51
Champion's Classic - 32:13
Battle of Great Bridge - 42:10
- BRB - 48:48

--Previews--
Weekend Hike of Hatred - 1:01:09
Rebirth Island Bowl - 1:03:39
Battle for the PepeGwode - 1:07:16
The Great PKing - 1:10:02
Joe @ Pat B - 1:13:17

Thomas Simmons is joined by a flaming hot Pat Butler to look back at all the highlights of week 11 and get set for a MASSIVE week 12 with Golden Gobbler action!

--Reviews--
Chuck @ Nick B - 5:55
PAcTion - 14:50
Pot Farmer's Classic - 25:55
Nick L @ Brian - 34:17
J'Action - 40:49

- Gobbler Preview - 50:02

--Previews--
Butler Bowl - 1:02:21
The Mess Out West- 1:05:05
Golden Ashtray - 1:07:07
Champion's Classic - 1:09:21
Battle of Great Bridge - 1:11:52

- Thanksgiving Feast - 1:20:09

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of week 10! Complete with a glance at the latest JPFL Drama, and a breakdown of what’s to come in a loaded week 11!

--Reviews--
Verdansk Classic - 1:07
Ollie @ Lockett - 10:16
Nick B @ Thomas - 20:10
Bawab Bowl - 31:13
Blue Crab Bowl - 42:55

-SUSD - 53:50


--Previews--
Chuck @ Nick B - 1:04:41
PAcTion - 1:08:39
Pot Farmer’s Classic - 1:14:30
Nick L @ Brian - 1:18:05
J’Action - 1:21:13

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of week 9! Complete with a glance at the latest JPFL Drama, a hit segment by Jacob Wild, and a look ahead at week 10!

--Reviews--
Little Brothers Bowl - 8:55
Quidditch Cup - 16:00
Richmond HOA Bowl - 24:00
- BRB - 41:59
The Golden Ashtray - 43:06
Frontier Cup - 55:50

- SUSD - 1:08:43

--Previews--
Verdansk Classic - 1:22:11
Ollie @ Lockett - 1:29:55
Nick B @ Thomas - 1:32:19
Bawab Bowl - 1:35:22
Blue Crab Bowl - 1:39:33

Pat Butler joins Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of week 8! Followed by a preview of a critical week 9

--Reviews--
Rebirth Island Bowl - 5:10
Cannabis Cup - 14:30
Walrus Cup - 23:02
Duke Bowl - 33:05
Fight for the Golden Anchor - 41:17

--Previews--
Little Brothers Bowl- 56:14
Quidditch Cup - 1:00:28
- BRB -1:01
Richmond HOA Bowl - 1:12
The Golden Ashtray - 1:18:45
Frontier Cup - 1:22:53

Pat Butler is back from the dead to join Thomas Simmons in breaking down all the highlights of the first-half finale and giving their analysis and insights into week 8! It's the spookiest episode of the season!!

--Reviews--
The Battle for the PepeGwode - 2:21
East Greenbrier Classic - 11:53
Metro Bowl - 17:34
Pat B @ Joe - 30:30
Weekend Hike of Hatred - 40:55

SUSD - 46:27

--Previews--
Rebirth Island Bowl - 51:24
Cannabis Cup - 55:30
Walrus Cup - 59:35
Duke Bowl - 1:03:30
Fight for the Golden Anchor - 1:07:20

PLocks...

Thomas Simmons is joined by special guest analyst and fantasy expert Brian McAvoy to break down all the highlights of a ho-hum week 6 as the playoff bubble starts to form in the JPFL and give their analysis and insights into week 7, the midpoint of the season in the League!

--Reviews--
The Great PKing - 1:37
Nick L @ Pat L - 8:50
Catholics vs. Cannobists - 16:30
Brian @ Nick B - 25:00
- Ad - 32:08
Coach DJ Memorial - 34:00

SUSD - 40:54

BRB - 44:57

--Previews--
The Battle for the PepeGwode - 46:40<...

Thomas Simmons is joined by special guest analyst and fantasy expert Brian McAvoy to break down all the highlights of a sad week 5 in the JPFL, full of injuries, and give their analysis and insights into the week 6 in the League!

--Reviews--
Frontier Cup - 1:45
Commissioner's Cup - 11:20
Brian @ Nick L - 19:10
Battle for the Golden Keg - 26:40
Jacob @ Nick B - 33:55

SUSD - 40:11

BRB - 47:21

--Previews--
The Great PKing - 54:17
Nick L @ Pat L - 56:36
Catholics vs. Cannobists - 58:55
Brian @ Nick B...

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler return to break down all the highlights of a THRILLING week 3 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into the final weekend of September in the League!

--Reviews--
PAcTion - 2:37
Pot Farmer's Classic - 11:50
Quidditch Cup - 23:20
J'action - 30:56
Nick @ Nite - 39:30

SUSD - 49:00

--Previews--
Frontier Cup - 1:05:21
Commissioner's Cup - 1:08:47
Brian @ Nick L - 1:12:30
Battle for the Golden Keg - 1:16:03
Jacob @ Nick B - 1:19:12

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler return to break down all the highlights of a THRILLING week 3 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into the final weekend of September in the League!

--Reviews--
Cannabis Cup - 1:30
Weekend Hike of Hatred - 9:22
Battle of Great Bridge - 18:17
Verdansk Classic - 28:47
Jimmy John's Freaky Fast Clash - 36:26
- BRB - 38:50

--Previews--
PAcTion - 55:32
Pot Farmer's Classic - 58:32
Quidditch Cup - 1:01:10
J'action - 1:04:35
Nick @ Nite - 1:08:10

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler return to break down all the highlights of week 2 in the JPFL and give their expert analysis and insights into the third weekend of JPFL matchups!

--Reviews--
Walrus Cup - 5:40
Ollie v. Brian - 14:45
Catholics v. Cannabists - 29:18
Little Brothers Bowl - 37:00
The Great PKing - 46:24
- BRB - 54:46

Stock Watch - 1:05:23

--Previews--
Cannabis Cup - 1:14:35
Weekend Hike of Hatred - 1:16:45
Battle of Great Bridge - 1:18:10
Verdansk Classic - 1:20:30
Jimmy John's Freaky Fast Clash - 1:23:25

Thomas Simmons and Pat Butler are back in action to break down all the highlights of the JPFL's 2023 Debut and give their expert analysis and insights into the second weekend of JPFL matchups!

--Reviews--
Golden Transfer Portal - 1:25
Richmond HOA Bowl - 12:45
- BRB - 22:10
Thomas v. Pat L - 23:50
Nick L v. Ollie - 30:50
Chuck v. Nick B - 39:05

Stock Watch - 58:53

--Previews--
Walrus Cup - 1:04:00
Ollie v. Brian - 1:07:00
Catholics v. Cannabists - 1:11:15
Little Brothers Bowl - 1:14:55
The Great PKing - 1:18:51