Talking Over Transformers

Our Sears are in danger
this week, as we investigate the mysteries of the great missing mall and the Director of War's missing NFL Peace Prize. We attempt to solve these, and other timeless enigmas, by watching episodes 3 & 4 of:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
Immediately following that brand new series, we begin a brand new chapter - Chapter Three. Specifically, parts I & II of Battle for Cybertron, this week in:
   Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2020]
After that, stay tuned for what may be the creepiest PSA we've watched so far, as well as some of the Billboard top 40 sin...

Ayatollah Khomeini is supreme leader, Billy Ocean's Get Out of My Dreams is #1 on the charts and the SF 49ers are on their way to winning the Super Bowl - the year is 1988 and we are beginning a brand new saga of robots & the humans who love them in:
   Transformers: Super-God Masterforce (トランスフォーマー 超神マスターフォース) [1988]
Then we wrap up the Power of the Spark with the last two episodes of chapter two over on:
   Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
and bring it alllll home with what we hope & assume is the last episode ever of:
   Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
We...

Grab your coffee and settle in 'cause we’re talking inter-presidential fellatio and trump’s new crush, Zohran Mamdani!

We talk over the finale of and say goodbye to
   Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987-1988]
with three final episodes of absolute glory. Then we're charging ahead with a single episode of
   Cyberverse [2019]
which will continue for at least another season or two.
The controversy over seed oils rages on, we get a little background on Floro Dery and we outrun a train! We don't learn anything but we don't get hurt too bad either, i suppose

This week we learn about the gross history of the dakko-chan. To get a sense of a contemporaneous American view, we read a racist Time magazine article from 1960 about a racist doll which was apparently incredibly popular for far longer than it should have been. Which is never. 
Oh, and we also talk over the penultimate episodes of:
  The Headmasters [ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1988)
And check in on how Starscream is doing in the clink over on:
  Cyberverse (2019)
On top of that we make a bunch of crude and juvenile jokes about something very unfunny we heard not involving...

The Master Sword is in danger on  
  The Headmasters (ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988]
and the Autobots are scrambling to protect it. Luckily, Talking Over Transformers is here to provide essential commentary nobody asked for. Followed by 2 more episodes of
  Cyberverse [2019]
which everyone asked for! Then there's probably a PSA or something.
We get into the mysteries of JFK and the arteries of RFK. We talk about last week's news, we watch Transformers, we take quizzes written by AI, we watch more Transformers .... 
So much stuff happens and it's all fun

Always coming in a day late and way more than a dollar short - Talking Over Transformers presents our annual Halloween episode!

This year we look at a couple spooky episodes of G1👻🤖  We also find a creepy episode of Rescuebots and several other things guaranteed to raise your hair & put a chill in the air. And also robots.  We love the holiday so much we just couldn't skip it, even if it came late. Hey, The Simpsons put out Halloween episodes in November too sometimes! 

Enjoy some left-over candy & this left-over podcast🍬

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This week we risk our lives for Earth and learn that life can be sacrificed for peace on Earth, all thanks to: 
  The Headmasters (ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988]
We then continue the story of Starscream being an absolute maniac in:
  Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2019]
And we watch what is for some reason an obligatory episode of:
  Cyberworld [2025]
Somewhere along the way we talk politics & current events and find old commercials on the internet. We ask each other which toys we wish we could buy, we talk about video games from the 90s, we mention comics... So muc...

We say goodbye to  - not one - but two main characters in this week's episode. Both of them falling in
  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1988] 
We continue to keep our word by watching two more episodes of
  Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures [2019]
then it all goes downhill with 5 minutes of
  Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
and back up to the top where we're left wantin' more after talking over a G.I. Joe PSA ... or two

And of course as always - we also parler about current events, the anger in our hearts and the toys in our liv...

Here it is:
  Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
that's the main thing. Then we talk over 2 episodes of 
  Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
but who knows what's going on with that show. 
Along the way we get sponsored by Diaclone, learn how dangerous lightning is, review toys and comment on recent events in Amerikkka. You may even find a chuckle in there somewhere! Go ahead - try something new this week why don't ya








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What are any of us doing? Nothing is certain. There is ultimately no point in anything. Words only have as much meaning as the person saying them is willing to ascribe. No one is promised anything but pain & that's what we get and what we deal out. Time is not a luxury item. Every breath we take brings us closer to death and suffering consumes us. Is there anything waiting in the future? Well ... One thing i can tell you with certainty is that this episode of this podcast contains 
 Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]   and
 Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
inasmuch as we t...

We're all feeling our state-mandated emotions as we process the events of the last week, and we're fairly burning to watch more:
 Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
 Transformers: Cyberverse [2019]
 Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
We talk over all that then talk some more!

We talk about the right-wing response to one specific act of violence, while they ignore every single instance of government-sanctioned violence committed on the streets of America every day. We talk about toys we either want or already own. We continue to wonder where the epstein files are. We learn EVEN MORE fire safety tips. We get seriou...

Another installment of
 Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987] 
to calm our nerves after an aboslutely insane week in America. Events occurred but i can't say any more than that or i'll be taken to a CIA black site. 
Then we travel alllll the way back in time to the
 Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
for some CGI fun!
And finally, in order to remain topical and relevant in the modern world, we get caught up on the latest 
 Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
but don't really pay attention because it's not that great and the episodes are released all out...

We recorded this a little later in the day this week and therefore we welcome you to our 1st StonedCast! Live! From my couch! ...Which means we space out alot and do lazy editing but otherwise it's the same. 

But hey! we still got 
Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]
all that to talk over! So it's gonna be fun!!!!! Take a gummy, sit back and really absorb the sterling voice acting in Headmasters. 

buy the ticket - take the ride. or don't. whatever, live your life

There's excitement in the air as we contemplate a trumpless world ... Only to be disappointed, as always. Thankfully we have
Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
to brighten our dark spirits. 

This episode is all about the master of shadows, Scorponok! We got Scorponok figures, Scorponok episodes in English, other Scorponok episodes also dubbed in English, Scorponok-branded merch... We cannot get enough Scorponok around here!

We also talk over Cyberverse from 2018 and the brand new Cyberworld newly released in 2025. Plus we make fun of RFKJR, forget about our quiz and imagine an existence that d...

shows talked over include:

Transformers: The Headmasters (トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ) [1987]
Transformers: Cyberverse [2018]
Transformers: Cyberworld [2025]

Of course we also talk about trump, resisting fascism, the world around us and that stupid Instagram contest. We also watch a PSA and get tricked into filling out a survey. 

Get down in the mud & roll around with us!








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This episode is jamf***ingpacked with robots! 

Headmasters! Cyberverse! Skybound! PSA! Contest! Quiz!

Plus we talk about what toys we got last week and express disappointment in our Democratic representatives.

Listen to it. It's good for you!








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Welcome to our third installment of Headmasters (1987) and Cyberverse (2018)

And welcome to our surprise guest hosts!

On the invisible dinner table this week is certain con event news, the goober who shot up the CDC, the toys we got and I'm sure Nixon comes up at some point. 

Let's all get wrapped up into this together! 



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Heading headlong into Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) AND a classic episode of The Transformers (1985) AND the newest computer-animated short thing - Transformers: Cyberworld (2025)

And if all that wasn't enough we also discuss the mysterious missing Epstein files, wait for World War 4 and fail miserably in the weekly quiz! We do not, however, talk about which toys we got this week.

We sincerely hope all of this is at least slightly better than disappointing for you. 
Eat up!



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This week we get an inflated sense of self with Transformers: The Headmasters [トランスフォーマー ザ☆ヘッドマスターズ] (1987) and continue cybering with Transformers: Cyberverse [later rebranded as Transformers: Bumblebee Cyberverse Adventures] (2018)

We also broadly discuss some reveals revealed at this year's International Comic-Con: San Diego [SDCC25] as well as fail boring quiz questions and finally crack the OJ Simpson case wide open!

Tune in for new knowledge we now know!



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Finishing Beast Machines (1999) and starting another Cyber Worldverse (2025)

The end of Beast Machines forever and ever. big spoilers ahead for Beast Machines i guess. We manage to keep it together long enough to watch another awe-inspiring PSA, take a quiz and decide to sell merch? Nothing less than the mysteries of the afterlife await you! 



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Beast Machines (2000)

episodes 9-11 of season 2

I'm too depressed to write a proper episode description at the moment but we do learn all about the newest Transformer & his accompanying comic - Ball Point!
I'll finish this later when i want to die less


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The most enthralling episode description anyone has ever read. Anyone including you.

Also, Beast Machines (2000)








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Beast Machines (1999)

season 2 (2000) 
episodes 3-5


my idols are dead
my enemies are in power
don't wanna watch the world burn w/ anyone else








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transformers, robots, whatever. who cares








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The kids just can't get enough of this Beast Machines (1999) stuff!

This week we talk over episodes 10-12 of this pivotal animated series, which includes parts 1 and 2 of the Techno-Organic War trilogy. These episodes are jam-packed with lore, tidbits, fanservice, easter eggs and fun! Not to mention some of the best darn computer generated images you will ever see in this life or the next.

On top of all this excitement we also discuss which toys we bought this week, Canadian mulch and Digable Planets for some reason. Plus, we partake in our weekly...

Our cosmonauts transcend space, time and good sense this week while thrusting into episodes 7-9 of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999) 

We get lucky this time around because the three episodes we talk over just happen to be a trilogy called Revelations! And you know how much we love trilogies around here! We start with 
part 1: Discovery 
keep the D's coming with 
part 2: Descent 
& end it all with 
part 3: Apocalypse

And on top of all that - we watch a very informative Transformers PSA on the dangers of water, fail our weekly...

The collective has kept the machine warm for ya - further onward we move, like tank treads on concrete, into the unsettling computer animated series that is Beast Machines (1999) 

Hey, it's not bad. Let's watch more of it. 

Along the way, we also discuss which transforming toys we bought this week, the current sad state of global affairs, MacGyver and of course we all win participant trophies in our weekly quiz. It's a party in here! ...of a sort








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The assemblage once again gathers. This time for a viewing of Beast Machines: Transformers (1999)

We talk over the first three episodes of this fun little computer animated show that is absolutely not a sequel to Beast Wars, but features at least most of the same characters.

Additionally, we discuss what toys we bought this week, which robots we find most attractive and *SPOIL* the entire plot of issue #20 of Skybound Entertainment's Transformers comic (2025) starting around 0:19:00 into the episode and continuing for about the next 5 minutes or so. So go ahead & skip that...

This week these four slimy f**ks finally finish the Prime Wars Trilogy with Part 3 - Transformers: Power of the Primes (2018)

On this episode, we will talk over all 10 ten-minute webisodes of this short-lived webseries just so we can be done with it! Although it's not that bad. But is it great? Tune in to find out! (spoiler: it's probably ok)

Also on the table are the toys we bought this week, plus a creeping sense of dread & doom!








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On this very special 23rd episode special we'll be talking over Part 2 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Titans Return (2017)

This podcast episode will cover all 10 webisodes of the web series, as well as a very important Tiktok short!

Also, what toys did we buy last week?!








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This one's a bit of a doozy. We had some technical difficulties so the end of the episode is missing but hey, who's listening anyways?

As far as i know, we're talking over Part 1 of the Prime Wars Trilogy - Transformers: Combiner Wars (2016) 
That includes all 8 webisodes. 








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2002's Super Robot Lifeform Transformers Legends of the Microns
or as it's known in the US - Armada. 

We're talking over episdoes 1-3 today








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Well let's watch some stupid Transformers i guess

it'sトランスフォーマー 超神マスターフォース (1988)








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Well you know what they say - out of the trash & into the garbage!

We have a bit of a mixed bag of various cyber stuff to talk over today, including Transformers: Cyber Missions (2010) and Transformers: Cyberverse [Chapter Three: Battle for Cybertron I-IV] (2020) 

Hey, maybe some of this won't be so bad! 









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We get a taste of what a live-action Beast Wars movie could be but never was. Overall, not the worst of the bunch.

Finally! We're finally through these live-action movies! Now we can move on to more important things like ... Armada? Regardless of what we talk over next, our current slog to get through is Transformers: Rise of the Beasts (2023)

We also discuss any toys we bought this week, possible future projects and the world around us. If any of that sounds like something you would like then I would encourage you to listen to this...

Things are looking slightly brighter in the world as the fellas discover the origins of how B-127 got his groove back. That's right, this time we're finally talking over Bumblebee (2018)

Is the first non-Bay-directed live-action Transformers film the best live-action Transformers film ever?! Do we finally learn what time of day it is?! Is Bumblebee the Stranger Things of Transformers? All this plus we discuss which & how many figures we bought this week.

Listen & learn!








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Let's get this over with ...

We're watching Transformers: the Last Knight (2017)

Listen to us talk over it!








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this must be one'a them Transformas things ...


The guys get into outer space and talk very loudly over Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

Along the way, we review the figures we bought this week and even start our own controversial new line of transforming robots!

Come for cars that turn into robots from space, stay because you're too dizzy to walk!








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The fellas don their combat fatigues & hurl themselves all the way out to Transformers 3! Along the way, we also watch Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)


On our journey we will ask such questions as:
 • How many army guys does it take to destroy a city?
 • Did I just see Shockwave?
 • How much longer is this?
 • What time of day is it?  and,
 • Is this movie over yet?

Listen to find out (maybe) if our intrepid travelers discover the answers to these, or any, questions!

These four young & disgruntled curmudgeons blast themselves directly into the Bayverse with the second installment of these terrible, terrible live-action films -- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Is it worse than the first one? Is it better than the third one? What time of day is it? 

Find out by listening!

Maybe!








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