Tale Craft

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Welcome to Tale Craft! This is just a quick rundown of what little we know about DnD and what you can expect from us. It's a brief intro to set the stage, give newcomers some context, and outline the kind of experience you're in for with our homebrew adventure.

Ep14. Nice Try Diddy
#14
07/07/2025

Baby Nova's screams bring the arena to a standstill... but what dark tunnels will this lead our crew down? Scenes from your nightmares and wet dreams, all rolled into one thrilling, unhinged episode of Tale Craft Strong content warning #IYKYK


Ep13. Mortal Wombat
#13
06/09/2025

Wombella and Timothee face off in the arena... what follows is slippery, tropical, and completely out of control. Content warning: this episode contains depiction of violence, bad language, and licking. Join our Patreon for more!


Ep12. Colon of Duty
#12
05/12/2025

Things get messy in the Roofy Inn, weird in the locker room, and deeply confusing in the sewers below. Also, can people understand Grizzly when he’s a dog or not? We said no last episode. This one? Apparently yes. A reminder to get yourself checked. Just another unhinged day in the world of Tale Craft. Explicit content warning: this episode contains all sorts of things that are not suitable for children or the faint of heart.


Ep11. Shower Thoughts
#11
04/14/2025

The riot’s over. Things cool down in the showers, but heat up fast on the outside. The gang’s split, tensions aren’t the only thing rising, and the 'Announcer'? He’s out for revenge, and ready to make Timothee pay. Tune into the latest steamy episode of Tale Craft! Content warning: This episode contains crude humor and fowl language.


Ep 10. Texas Chainsaw Wombella
#10
03/19/2025

Timothee's impressive moves against the ogre wasn't enough to win over the crowd, but when he takes matters into his own hands, the arena erupts into chaos. With a riot raging, Viola, Grizzly, and Wombella must fight their way through the madness.


Ep9. Ogres Are Like Onions
#9
02/24/2025

The gang steps into the grand arena where the rules are simple, fight, entertain, or die horribly. Place your bets, this one's gonna get messy. content warning: this episode contains dnd, inappropriate role play, defecation, violence, and naughty words.


Ep8. A Knight to Remember
#8
02/03/2025

The gang finds themselves face-to-face with the Collector, a shady vendor with a very specific taste in exotic merchandise. Negotiations go south fast, and soon enough, heads are flying, weapons are drawn, and our heroes find themselves in the middle of a battlefield littered with questionable inventory. As leashes tighten and dignity unravels, it's anyone's guess who will make it out unscathed. Find out in this unhinged episode of Tale Craft! Content Warning: This episode contains explicit language, graphic violence, and a dildo. Listener discretion is advised.


Ep7. Liver Let Die
#7
01/13/2025

We're kicking off 2025 with a banger! The gang grapples with what to do with the bodies of their victims, all while the idea of joining the circus still lingers. As their journey to Luminaris continues, cryptic warnings about the city loom ominously, and Squirrel Boy stirs up trouble at a bustling market. Dive into this hilarious and chaotic DnD podcast where fantasy, laughs, and mayhem collide! Content Warning: This podcast contains violence, drug references and strong language. Listener discretion is advised Intro by Ivy Bakes


Christmas Special: Deck the Balls
12/23/2024

Join Wombella, Viola, and Timothee the Squirrel Boy as they attempt to save Christmas, with flying Jack Russells, an ill-fitting Santa suit, and absolutely no idea what they're doing. Will they succeed? Probably not. Tune in to our very merry one-shot to close out the year! Thank you to everyone who has listened, laughed and supported us throughout this wild journey. We couldn't do it without you, and we can't wait to bring you even more in the new year. Happy holidays from the Tale Craft fam!


Ep6. Sucker Punch Royale
#6
12/09/2024

The gang wrestles with a tough decision that could alter their path. A bonding session takes a strange turn with unexpected magic and questionable haircuts, while a circus poster sparks wild ideas. Just as tensions seem to settle, an unexpected battle leaves them questioning their destination, and each other. Content warning: This episode contains mature themes, including sexual references, drugs, violence, and strong language. Listener discretion is advised.


Ep5. Red Rocket Rising
#5
11/19/2024

The Squirrel Boy wakes up after his chaotic transformation-induced nap, but what he remembers might raise more questions. Grizzly and Zephyr bond over a series of unexpected events, sparking a connection nobody saw coming. Bonds are forged, boundaries are tested, and the gang hurtles forward into more chaos. Don't forget to follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Intro/Outro by Ivy Bakes Content warning: this episode contains adult themes, explicit language, chaotic humour, and moments of awkward tension between characters. Listener discretion is advised.


Halloween Special: Fifty Shades of Golden Vale
10/30/2024

This Halloween, our heroes find themselves in the eerie town of Golden Vale, where festive cheer quickly gives way to something darker. Viola, Wombella, and a human Squirrel Boy must navigate strange clues, unsettling encounters, and a growing sense of dread as they uncover secrets buried deep within the town. Join us for a suspenseful one-shot adventure filled with unexpected twists, haunting mysteries, and a fight to break free from Golden Vale's sinister grip. If you enjoy this special episode, let us know with a review! We'd love to bring you more. Don't forget to follow us on instagram @talecraftpodcast ...


Ep4. Dude, Where's My G-Wagon?
#4
10/28/2024

The gang's got their hands full: Deciding what to do with this squirrel-turned-human, facing daunting visions in the River of Reflections, and then stumbling upon the irresistible pull of a shiny G-Wagon. Curiosity and questionable judgement get the best of them as they dive deeper into their wild adventure. What could possibly go wrong?


Ep3. Acorns and A**holes
#3
09/30/2024

The journey continues, tensions rise, Kia messes up her microphone settings (we fix it), and the squirrel reveals his true self, pushing the group deeper into chaos and uncertainty. Follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: Strong language, mild violence, drug references, sexual references, and chaotic humor. Listener discretion is advised.


Ep1. Barks and Beginnings
#1
09/30/2024

The Adventure Begins! Join our group of misfit heroes, Grizzly, a man raised by dogs, Viola, a single mother raising a baby with mysterious powers, and Wombella, a giant humanoid wombat, as they stumble into chaos and danger. In this narrated journey, where every decision is one step closer to either survival or a complete shit show. Follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: This episode contains strong language, drug references, violence, and chaotic humor. Listener discretion is advised.


Ep2. Heist Hard, Nut Harder
#2
09/30/2024

Our heroes stumble upon an unexpected friend and quickly get caught up in an acorn heist, leading to a tense showdown with a dangerous witch. Follow us on Instagram @talecraftpodcast Theme song by Ivy Bakes Content Warning: This episode contains, Strong language, violence, drug references, sexual references and choatic humor. Listener discretion is advised