Obsessed With The Palmers

This episode, Caitlin tells us about the thrice damned Charles Island. A small plot of land of the New England coast that had the misfortune to be cursed on three separate occasions. Also there's ghosts. Pirate ghosts. 

This episode we talk about R̸̲̓̀͊͑̀̕o̶̱͚̭͔̲̜͖͈̹̿̏̍͑̄̌͒̒͘͝ͅk̴̨̤̩͉̲̳̲̻̻̄͆͜͠ǫ̵͔͔͐'̷̞̮̮̳̊̈̚ŝ̴̰̣̻̪̙̩͐͘̚͠ ̴̹͉̠͖̈̈͆͐B̶̧͚̮͚̬̜̭͎̼͌̎̓̏̊͂́́͜͝͝â̵̧̭̱͌̊͌́̐̏̕ṣ̶̛̱͕̰͍̠̙̃̉͋̿̓̐i̵͈͍̪͎̻̅͋͗́̉͘l̴̙͇͐̄i̶̡̦̼͉͑s̴̢̡͕̩͓͈̤̝͕͙̆͋̒̒̍͗̀͗͝k̴̡̯̠̻̰͚̮̉͌̇̌̀͘ and why we probably shouldn't be talking about it. And also how it doesn't matter if we talk about it or not. ||WARNING|| CONTAINS A CLASS ALPHA INFORMATION HAZARD ||WARNING|| DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE INFORMATION HAZARD ||WARN̵̘͇̺̼̒̽͝I̶̼͇̼̪͇̟̓ͅN̷̡̛̲̘͇͉̥͕͎͈̦̍͗̽̿͘̕G̸͇̹͎̝͉̻̽̔̏̋̊̅̊͛͝ͅ|̷̨̹̱͓̫̞̜̀̒̎͑̿̓͐͌|̵̤̩̞̯̣̱̭͙́ͅ 

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

C̶̗̀̍͆͊̋̌̇͌̿Ò̸̢̧͎̘͚͓͙͉̜̀̀̋́̓͗̔͌͜R̴̨̳͉̬͎̦̂̎̀R̶̛̝͎͓̹̙̪͓̍̈́͆͛͘Ȕ̶̧̠͓͂ͅP̷̢͕͖͖̞̟͇̂̿T̸̻̯͊͆͑͐͋̀͋͒̕͝ͅI̵͎̞̮̿͘Ŏ̵̝͂̈́̀̒͒͊Ņ̴͖̫̖̞̞͚̮̈́͒̃̄̚ͅͅ ̶̙̰̅͆̃̅̏͠͝D̵͓̋̽̈́͊̈́̅̃̿̐̓͜ͅE̸̪͂̾̿͆̉̈́͊̔T̴̡̧̪̝̤̬̳̐̄̈Ē̶̡͚̝͈̤̙̫͑̇̄̇C̶͍̫̬͂̽T̸͔͕̼̓̔E̵̤̰͋̽̆̐̈́̄͐͐̍͝D̴̡̞̖̯͎̮̪́̌̈́̈́͗̐̿̏

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"Big news!", says your YouTube and Yahoo! news feed, "Dire wolves are back!" And who would we be not to pander to the all mighty algorithm? The algorithm hungers. It must be fed. 

This episode we talk about the dreaded Snallygaster. A creature so horrible and terrifying, no single concrete description of it exists. Definitely not because no one has ever actually seen one. I love this cryptid. That is all.

This episode Caitlin tells us about two "Mans". The Winsted Wildman and Old Leatherman. Both hail from the state of Connecticut and there's unfortunately little to say about either one so we get a double feature this week. Hopefully I didn't miss any sniffles while editing. 

This is just a mini episode, we will have a full episode tomorrow. This episode we talk about our trip to Connecticut and Salem, all the cool rocks we saw, and some really old cemeteries. We talk about the Salem witch trials a bit and also about trespassing on private property. 

This episode we talk about a cryptid I only recently discovered thanks to a new friend on Bluesky, The Red Ghost of Arizona. Turns out this one was real, gang. We got one. Cryptozoology can finally have another "W". 

The ending theme today is "Wow Wow" and belongs to Neil Cicierega. Please don't copyright strike me, bro. I did it for the meme. 

Go listen to his album, Mouth Moods now. 

This episode Caitlin tells us about the Australian cryptid, the Queensland Tiger. Is it just a thylacine despite being about 250 lbs too small and looking almost completely different? My wife certainly thinks so! 

[This space reserved for shitty Australian accents and Crocodile Dundee jokes about knife sizes]

This episode we discuss the little know cryptid, the Van Meter Visitor. If you thought pterodactyls weren't cool before, take another look, this time at one with a laser beam attached to its friggin head. If you thought pterodactyl was misspelled, take another look at a dictionary. I don't make the rules. I hope this episode doesn't upset anyone from Iowa considered the fact I just learned about it in regards to its median gun owner statistics. 

In this very special episode we stay at the allegedly haunted Abita Springs Hotel courtesy of the owner and local pillar of the community, John Preble. We take audio recordings, operate a spirit talking board, and eat leftover pizza all in the pursuit of confirming whether or not this location is in fact haunted. We are joined by our long time friend, Caroline, who agreed to help operate the spirit board in hopes of speaking with a specter. Also, Caitlin laughs so hard about the mere idea of "Farts" that her Apple watch thinks she's dying of heart failure.