Sports Bitches
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The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with guessing Megan's baby size since it is her final week of being pregnant! They get into all of the NBA free agency news including the Milwaukee Bucks releasing Damian Lillard. After a Caitlin Clark villain arc discussion, they transition to the NFL where we saw Darren Waller return from retirement and speculating if Aaron Rodgers is actually married? They round out the show with some reality TV talk, celebrating Bobby Bonilla day and wishing Megan the best of luck!
Big Ol' Dumper
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! While Sarah was in NYC for Fanatics Fest, Rachel was hitting the ice for her first *CO-ED* hockey game. Meg goes through her MANY stages of grief over the Pacers ' game 7 loss, but miraculously, finds a silver lining. Love you, mean it!
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Big Ol Dumper
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! While Sarah was in NYC for Fanatics Fest, Rachel was hitting the ice for her first *CO-ED* hockey game. Meg goes through her MANY stages of grief over the Pacers ' game 7 loss, but miraculously, finds a silver lining. Love you, mean it!
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CALL UR MOM!
Seeing Red (Sox)
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the Rachel and Sarah guessing Megan's baby size as always before Rachel says why everyone should be locked into Love Island. Megan gives us an update on the NBA Finals as the Oklahoma City Thunder take a 3-2 series lead over her Indiana Pacers. They move onto Major League Baseball where Sarah breaks down Shohei Ohtani's first pitching appearance, the Dodgers National Anthem controversy and the blockbuster Rafael Devers trade to the San Francisco Giants. They round out the show with talk...
Waymo Discourse
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Sarah recapping her time working on the BET Awards, before the group has a Waymo debate! After guessing Megan's baby size as always, they transition to the NFL where mini camps are underway and Aaron Rodgers finally signs with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Sticking with the Indiana theme, Megan discusses Jim Irsay's daughters becoming the new owners of the Indianapolis Colts and the Indiana Pacers being tied 1-1 in the NBA Finals vs the Oklahoma City Thunder. They round out the show by...
Smuggling Babies
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Sarah recapping her experience being at the Big Slick KC event sitting with Patrick and Brittany Mahomes! After guessing Megan's baby size, Megan recounts her time at Game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals where she saw her Indiana Pacers move onto the NBA Finals. After the gals give their Finals predictions they transition to football where Pablo Torre's deep dive on Bill Belichick is uncovering plenty of new details on Belichick's girlfriend, Jordon Hudson. Sarah gives us a recap of the Brett...
Mountains of Cocaine
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan explaining why she's in a bad mood and her recent trip to a minor league baseball game. They transition to the NBA's Eastern Conference Finals that is now 2-1 after the Knicks mounted a comeback in Indianapolis in front of superfan Timothee Chalamet. The trio discusses the loss of Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay and how he turned his life around to make a positive impact in the community. The gang debates if NFL players or current flag football players should...
Talent Show
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel and Megan both talking about why they're recording in different locations before guessing Megan's baby size. They kick off the sports discussion with some NBA talk as the Conference Finals are underway, Megan made a Tyrese Haliburton sign for her front lawn to root on the Pacers! Lately the WNBA has made more headlines than the NBA due to another scuffle between Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese and Clark's teammate Sophie Cunningham is involved in a cheating scandal with the Phoenix...
B*tches in Berlin
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan talking about filming her new comedy special before Rachel and Sarah guessed her baby size. They move onto the NBA playoffs where Jayson Tatum suffered a devastating injury, why Megan hates the Knicks and the Dallas Mavericks somehow won the Draft lottery! The trio transitions to football where they fear Bill Belichick is in jeopardy of losing his job at North Carolina before Week 1 and that there may be a Sports Bitches group trip to Germany for Falcons vs Colts. The...
Hockey Smut
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with another week of guessing Megan's baby size. The trio jokes about Sean Avery's 'sexy' hockey book and why Rachel is looking to play hockey again for the first time since she was 16. They move onto the NBA playoffs where we've only gotten crazy upsets so far in the 2nd round with the Pacers and Knicks both winning. After recapping some Met Gala outfits, they give props to Gregg Popovich who moves from San Antonio Spurs head coach to Team President. The show...
Legendary (Sperm)
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with another week of guessing Megan's baby size. The trio recaps the 2025 NFL Draft including why Shedeur Sanders slid to the 5th round, Jeff Ulbrich's son pranking Shedeur Sanders and where they would all sit if they were being drafted. They transition to the NBA playoffs where Megan recaps the first round series including the season ending injury for Damian Lillard. Rachel, Sarah and Megan all laugh over the very strange CBS interview with Bill Belichick and his girlfriend Jordon Hudson before criticizing...
3 Girls 1 Pope
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the trio talking about the death of Pope Francis and guessing Megan's baby size. They move onto Shohei Ohtani announcing the birth of his first child and criticizing Dallas Mavericks GM Nico Harrison. Sticking with basketball, they recap the first few games of the NBA playoffs including why Kawhi Leonard finally smiled! The show rounds out with their NFL Draft thoughts including what Sarah's Falcons and Megan's Colts need in this draft.
The Sports B*tches Are Going To Space
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the trio recapping the WNBA Draft where we saw Paige Bueckers go 1st overall to the Dallas Wings. Sticking with the WNBA, they give praise to the league after Sedona Prince went undrafted due to her controversial past. With Rory McIlroy completing the PGA Grand Slam after finally winning The Masters they react to his up and down weekend at Augusta and give some insight to his now called off divorce. After joking about the handful of female celebrities that went into...
The B*tches Are Back!
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah poking fun at Rachel for not filling out a bracket before getting into the UConn Women's Basketball team winning the national championship over South Carolina. The trio moves onto the shocking news of the Denver Nuggets firing head coach Michael Malone despite winning a championship only 2 seasons ago. They stick with the NBA and react to Ja Morant being fined again by the league for yet another gun gesture during a celebration. Megan talks about her favorite team, the...
Two Threats of Death
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the Rachel and Sarah laughing at Megan's comments to a heckler during a recent comedy show. The trio transitions to some recent sports news including Juju Watkins relationship with Jayden Daniels and her unfortunate ACL injury, Bill Belichick's girlfriend demanding to be CC'd on every email sent to him, Scottie Scheffler's Masters Dinner menu and Mookie Betts' health scare. The show rounds out with Megan updating us on her Indiana Pacers and the national anthem done bongos style at an Anaheim Ducks...
Loose Teeth and Loose Guns
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with an update on Tracy Morgan who vomited court side at the New York Knicks game before laughing about a story from Rachel involving stray teeth on the ground. Next, both Sarah and Megan tell stories dealing with rodents in inconvenient places. They move onto sports where Sarah and Megan had their sons fill out NCAA brackets and the trio gives a preview of what to expect in both the men's and women's tournament. After the NCAA Tourney discussion, they dive into the...
Taylor Swift the Nanny
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Rachel discussing their travel this past week and joke about what isn't cleaned inside hotel rooms. Next, they move onto the crazy NFL Free Agency frenzy where they discuss Myles Garrett sticking with the Cleveland Browns, Sam Darnold signing with the Seattle Seahawks, Daniel Jones signing with the Colts and guessing where Aaron Rodgers will wind up. Then, they pitch an idea to implement better day care for professional sports teams, including how Taylor Swift can help out the Kansas...
Sarah Dated A Blue Man
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan sharing a bit about her Palm Springs trip and Sarah's "poop phone" story after a night performing at the Comedy Store. They transition to sports where Bill Belichick's UNC Tar Heels will be on the next edition of Hard Knocks after NFL teams declined. With the NFL Combine wrapping up they go over some headlines that came from Indy including Jalen Milroe's hand size, Shadeur Sanders potentially sliding in the Draft and what will the Browns do with their top pick...
Hoinking Your Doink
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with some laughs over Sarah's "healing potion" and Megan's son Conrad's potty training. They move onto the NFL where they discuss the contradictory stories about the Philadelphia Eagles visiting (or not visiting) the White House and former wide receiver Steve Smith being caught with another man's wife. The group is upset over Wemby's injury especially after the poor NBA All-Star Weekend and they weigh in on the New York Yankees lifting their 'beard ban.' The show rounds out with Rachel's question of...
Benihana Birthdays
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with a double birthday as both Megan and Sarah celebrated on Monday! After they both gave a rundown of how they celebrated, they moved onto the recapping the lackluster NBA All-Star Weekend. The trio shares some ideas of how they'd improve it and give props to Mac McClung for winning his third dunk contest. Since Monday was also Presidents Day, they give out some sports figures they think would do a great job if they were ever elected into office. The show rounds...
Sarah's B*tches
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Rachel saying how she is sick and saw a person get kicked off her flight on her way back from attending Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans. The trio recaps the game including how dominant the Philadlelphia Eagles were, Travis Kelce's comments about potentially attending the White House, Kendrick Lamar's halftime performance and Cooper DeJean having the best birthday you could ask for. Next, they joke about the funny reports from the Philly police scanner, go over some other NFL news, discuss...
Rachel Takes a Pregnancy Test
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan and Sarah reacting to Rachel taking a pregnancy test right before we hit record! After the negative test result, they move onto recapping their trip to Cosm Los Angeles to see Caitlin Clark's jersey be retired by Iowa after the Hawkeyes defeated USC. Next, the trio dives into one of the biggest trades in sports history - Luka Doncic being acquired by the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis. After suggesting places where Luka can live in LA, they preview Super...
Ghost Dong
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with the news that the trio will be at Cosm in Los Angeles to watch the USC vs Iowa Women's Basketball game on February 2nd. Next they get into the NFL head coaching hires where we saw new Jacksonville Jaguars HC Liam Coen give a strange press conference and for some reason the Dallas Cowboys hired Brian Schottenheimer. The gals admit they were all rooting for the Buffalo Bills and now we have to watch the Super Bowl no one wanted between the...
We Hired A Witch
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! The show starts off with Megan giving a new size update of the baby and some funny talk surrounding cosmetic procedures. Next, the group dives into the NFL playoffs where they all say why they want the Bills to finally get over the hump and beat the Chiefs and why a virtual reality headset may be the reason why Commanders QB Jayden Daniels defeated the Lions. The show rounds out with Megan saying why she loves the Ball family including LiAngelo Ball's new song.
We Love LA
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches. The show begins with the group discussing the horrific events ongoing in Los Angeles with the wildfires impacting everyone here. After hearing about their difficult week, including Rachel assisting the Red Cross, they transition to football where they recap Wild Card Weekend. They debate if the Rams can go on a Super Bowl run, who should get the Dallas Cowboys head coaching job and why AJ Brown was reading on the sideline? They wrap up the show with their NFL Divisional Round game picks and give out...
Let Us Pray
The gals are here for a brand new episode of Sports Bitches! Rachel starts off the show talking about her trip to the Peach Bowl where she witnessed one of the best college football games ever between Texas and ASU - she is hooked! They move onto the NFL where we just a few coaches become victims of Black Monday. The trio gives out their picks for the NFL Wild Card round and the show rounds out with some advice for Tyreek Hill and the Sports Bitch of the Week winner.
New Year, Same B*tch!
The gals are back from their holiday break and start off this episode of Sports Bitches with some very exciting news shared by Megan! Ahead of the second round of the CFP and with Rachel in Atlanta for the Peach Bowl they dive into the matchups between Texas vs Arizona State, Ohio State vs Oregon and Notre Dame vs Georgia. With the NFL season nearly wrapped up, they dive into why it pays to be an offensive lineman (and to have a rich QB), Beyonce's halftime performance on Christmas Day and a salacious story that happened inside the Buffalo...
Home Alone Casting: NFL
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan recapping the very fancy Christmas party she went to. Next, they dive into the NFL Week 15 by laying out the playoff picture, how we feel about the Bills and Lions after the high scoring affair we saw in Detroit with Buffalo coming out on top, if Patrick Mahomes' injury will be a problem and what's wrong with these ultra-negative fans? With Travis Hunter winning the Heisman, the group reacts to the criticism his fiancee received after the ceremony. The show wraps up with some very fun Home Alone...
Doink for Division | NFL Week 14 recap
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches joking about if they ever were put in jail. Next they dive into the College Football Playoff as Rachel was a good luck charm for ASU and Sarah had to watch yet another overtime Georgia game. After some Heisman Trophy and Bill Belichick talk they move onto the NFL where the Kansas City Chiefs win another game in improbable fashion, why the Falcons shouldn't play Michael Penix Jr. yet and the OnlyFans model who tried to become the star of the Saints vs Giants game. Juan Soto departs the New...
Two Bourbons Deep | NFL Week 13 Recap
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with a question that came up during Megan's Thanksgiving - can a regular person gain 3 yards in an NFL game? After hearing the Sports Bitches' men weigh in on that topic they move onto the Travis Kelce Lifetime Christmas movie review. We saw a ton of upsets and a ton of fights after the big rivalry games in college football this past weekend and Sarah tells us what she was doing during the Georgia vs Georgia Tech game. They move onto NFL Week 13 where the Bears fired Matt Eberflus, does...
Strip Club Buffet | NFL Week 12 Recap
Since it's the week of Thanksgiving, the gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches with Megan's story about a wild Thanksgiving her family had years ago involving an Indianapolis Colts game and a strip club. After more funny Thanksgiving stories, they jump into recapping Week 12 of NFL action by going over the Harbaugh Bowl that was missing John & Jim's parents, why are the Chargers sharing SoFi Stadium with the Rams, which NY football team is in worse shape & could Daniel Jones be Miami-fied? Sarah shares some thoughts on the SEC after many upsets this past Saturday in college...
Receding Headlines | NFL Week 11 Recap
The gals start off this episode of Sports Bitches joking about Megan & Rachel's comedy show they performed at and Sarah confusing the Hasselbeck brothers at the airport. Week 11 of the NFL season wrapped up with the New York Jets firing GM Joe Douglas, the Dallas Cowboys stadium is falling apart, the Kansas City Chiefs finally lose and was Anthony Richardson bothered or happy he was benched? The group also discussed if Shadeur Sanders will be forced into a good situation by his dad and why is Beyonce performing on the Christmas Day NFL games? The show rounds out with...
The Cowboys Need More Than Curtains | NFL Week 10 Recap
The gals start off discussing Rachel's bout with food poisoning and Sarah's fancy hotel room in Las Vegas before diving into the NFL. With it being around the halfway point in the NFL season, they take a look at the playoff picture and decipher which teams from the NFC and AFC are still in the hunt (like all of the NFC West) and which teams should start to focus on next year (like the Cowboys and Bears).
More People Need To Be Punched | NFL Week 9 Recap
The gals start off discussing Monday Night Football where Kansas City defeated Tampa Bay in a close one, which begs the question - who can beat the Chiefs? The Cowboys are buyers at the NFL trading deadline for some reason and a former Saints wide receiver is stirring up some drama! Megan takes her victory lap on the Anthony Richardson situation in Indy before giving us some updates of what's been going on around the NBA including Drake vs DeMar DeRozan and Giannis being on the trading block.
Rachel vs a Serial Killer | NFL Week 8 Recap
The gals start off discussing Rachel's trip to New York where she's currently trying to avoid a potential serial killer in her area. Next up, Megan is worried that the Dodgers will beat the Yankees in the World Series before she'll get to see them play in Game 6. Next up, they recap this week of NFL action including the Jayden Daniels hail mary, Rachel being on the field for the Bills vs Seahawks game, Jameis Winston leading the Browns to victory and Anthony Richardson benching himself. Sarah makes the case for Kirk Cousins to win NFL Comeback Player of...
From The Start To The Beginning | NFL Week 7 Recap
The gals start off with the Los Angeles Dodgers making it to the World Series which caused Megan to make a hefty purchase. Sarah is celebrating her Georgia Bulldogs win over the Texas Longhorns. Everyone is excited for the NBA season to start and give praise to the New York Liberty who were crowned WNBA champs. The show rounds out with some NFL headlines including Deshaun Watson's season ending injury, are the Chiefs beatable and who should be traded at the deadline?
Don't Drink Out Of A Bong! | Week 6
The gals recap NFL Week 6 including, the Jets trading for Davante Adams, the Steelers switching to Russell Wilson and who Sarah thinks is the best QB in the NFL right now! They poke fun at Nick Sirianni's antics and give their craziest day drinking/puke stories in honor of that Cowboys fan caught on camera. Before they wrap, Megan and Sarah try to get Rachel into playoff baseball in time for the AL and NLCS. Happy Canadian Thanksgiving everyone!
Stefon *Diggs* into Cardi B?! | Week 5
The gals recap NFL Week 5, wish Rachel a very happy birthday, Megan dresses up like a clown, Robert Saleh gets fired, Vandy upsets Bama and the goal post ends up in the river, Vikings "Parent Trap," reporters entering NFL locker rooms and Stefon Diggs + Cardi B?!
The NFL Has A Bitch Problem | Week 4
The gals recap NFL Week 4, Sarah discusses Georgia's loss to Alabama, they debate Kliff Kingsbury's attractiveness, break down the Karl-Anthony Towns trade and remember the lives and careers of Dikembe Mutombo and Pete Rose.
Don't Have A Wedding On A Sunday! | WEEK 3
The gals recap NFL Week 3, Megan's high school reunion, Caitlin Clark getting poked in the eye and should the Utah Hockey Club leave the name as is?