You’re Not Gonna Make It

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By: Kevin Tejada

Welcome to the ”You’re Not Gonna Make It” podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it. (And maybe we’ll find a way to deal with them, too.)

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61 Willpower
#127
Today at 12:15 PM

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Gurren Lagann is a good anime.

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60 Caffeine
#123
10/14/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Caffiends.

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59 Meal Plans
#125
10/07/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Plan D(eez nuts).

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58 Detoxes
#119
09/30/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Transparent diarrhea.

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57 All-or-Nothing Mindset
#117
09/23/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Nothing, usually.

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56 Supplements
#121
09/16/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Bull s****?

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55 Cardio Bunnies
#115
09/09/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Sweat addiction.

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54 HIIT
#112
09/02/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: More like SHIIT.

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53 The 1st Anniversary Episode
#110
08/26/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I ain't leavin'.

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52 ”I Don’t Wanna Get Too Bulky”
#108
08/19/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Accidentally hacking the Pentagon.

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51 Ignorance Part 2
#106
08/12/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: You don't even know, bro.

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50 The Time Poverty Trap
#104
08/05/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Do you even have time to read this?

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49 "Carbs Are Bad"
#102
07/29/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I love pasta so much.

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48 Booty Blasts
#100
07/22/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Booty-butt, booty-butt, booty-butt CHEEKS!

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47 ”I Don’t Like Vegetables”
#98
07/15/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Don't disappoint Vegeta.

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46 Spot Reduction
#92
07/08/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Liposuction is not the answer.

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45 Fitness Overcomplication
#94
07/01/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: JUST MOVE MORE.

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44 Weight Loss Overcomplication
#96
06/24/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: JUST EAT LESS.

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43 Burger King
#88
06/17/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: This is my Super Size Me.

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42 Weight Loss Drugs
#90
06/10/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Say no to drugs kids.

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41 Impatience
#86
06/03/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: ................................................................................... Not being able to.......... wait.

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40 Mental Inflexibility
#84
05/27/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: You're too rigid, man.

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39 Ignorance Part 1
#82
05/20/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I don't know, and neither do you.

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38 Bad Posture
#80
05/13/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Posture check!

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37 The Comparison Trap
#78
05/06/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: I'm better than you.

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36 Bodybuilding
#76
04/29/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Calf raises and hammer curls.

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35 Pork
#74
04/22/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Bacon obsession.

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34 The Food Pyramid
#72
04/15/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: One of the greatest pyramid schemes of all time.

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33 The Milk Industry
#70
04/08/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Cow harassment.

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32 The Motivation Industry
#68
04/01/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Happy "Get Sober" Day!

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31 School Lunch
#66
03/25/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Dogsh*t. It's what's for lunch!

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30 Doomscrolling
#64
03/18/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Scrolling downhill.

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29 Fad Diets
#62
03/11/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Quick way to die(t).

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28 Office Culture (ft. Megan Sales)
#60
03/04/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Obligatory pizza parties.

We have a guest today, my friend Megan! You can find her links here: https://linktr.ee/megsales

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27 Advertisements
#58
02/25/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: CLICK HERE TO WIN $69,000,000.

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26 Fast Food
#56
02/18/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Drive-thru slop.

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25 Driving
#54
02/11/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Road rage.

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24 College
#52
02/04/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Higher education (more like "please hire me" education).

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23 Sugar
#46
01/28/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Diabeetus juice.

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22 Misinformation
#48
01/21/2025

Welcome to the "You’re Not Gonna Make It" podcast, where I discuss topics that make you feel like humanity’s not gonna make it.

This episode: Fake News (maybe GW was right).

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