Cold, Hard, Trash

Join us in this lower audio quality episode of CRT! Following Breeegs illness, Jones and him decided to record these episodes over the internet. Chicken soup starts them off as an obvious relevant topic before Jones gets into a series of Packers QBs who refused to step down from their positions. Breeeg talks about the new Pokémon game where you get mauled by lions and meet a streamer girl, which leads to a debate on whether streamers zap their dogs with electricity.

Trashcan and Breeeeeg go over different representations of superheroes across the different series where they've been represented, leading into a conversation about TV shows and their relationships to toys and other merchandise. They go over Jones's progress in Breaking Bad, with Jones criticizing Gus for not threatening Walt more seriously after Gale's death.

Join us, dear listener, for another episode of Cold Hard Trash with Breeeg and Trashcan Jones. They get pumped for an upcoming Scooby-Doo marathon, Trashcan discusses his Raads test results, Breeg brings up the once-trend of stacking tall salads at Pizza Hut's salad bar, they both reminisce over a recent Worms tournament, and the conversation ends up with gambling games and the scalping of shiny Pokémon codes at Gamestop.

Welcome, listeners, to another episode of CRT with Trashcan Jones and Breeg! This episode includes Jones and Breg arguing over the attempted assassination of Hank in Breaking Bad S3, Breeeg recounts his college trip to North Carolina, including some awkward moments, biohacking and the limits of human abilities, and MGK comes up for some reason.

Join us for another entertaining session of Cold, Hard, Trash with Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg as they regale you with the story of their weekend. The conversation turns deep discussing the origin of consciousness and what we sent to space, followed with Breeeg talking about Nintendo things since he just got a Switch 2. Then, the conversation turns south as Jones reveals himself to be a hater of Lacroix and Coffee. Tensions are rising, with many people calling for Jones to apologize live on air.

In this helping of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeeg talk about car violence in Cars 2, try to come to a consensus about Skyler White in Breaking Bad's first two seasons, chat about framerates and phone sizes, and get excited about the new Kirby Air Riders.

In this episode Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss the hottest new game on the market, Hollow Knight: Silksong, chat about the new Mega Pokémon releases, and debate Car-based TV shows for children.

In the momentous 65th episode of CRT, Breeg and Trashcan consider getting on the payroll of Baseball players who need a fall guy for their crimes, chat about the framing of scenes in Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, the new phase of Superhero flicks, and the debasement of the Hulk in the MCU. Breeg goes on to talk about the difference between TV clips on Tiktok and Instagram.

Trashcan and Breeg recuperate after their perilous attempt to imitate Bob Ross and are looking for viewer input! After debating which painting is better (each one saying the others is better), they talk about a smokeout Breeeeeeg intends to have and all the nuances of smoking meat. Not only was a smokeout coming up, but the Pokémon World Championship was underway! Breeeg has been following closely and wants to share their opinions. We hope you enjoy this episode about painting, smoked meat, and Pokémon.

Join Breeeeeeeg and Trashcan in this exciting episode of CRT! Breeg starts out doing the stupidest thing possible in front of a microphone: crushing a can on his head. The duo then discusses some of Breeg's high school performances, the 3D Mario games and other Nintendo properties on the Switch 2, and weird magic showing up in primarily technological anime media. We hope you enjoy, and any ire over the can thing can be directed solely at Breg.

In this exciting episode of Cold, Hard, Trash, Trashcan and Breeeeeeg talk about the tomfoolery they got into when they were younger such as juking freshman, putting piles of batteries in dumpsters full of water, and hanging around the back rooms of swanky places. They find themselves discussing infrastructure such as the cul-de-sac and Akon City, which gives way to a conversation about famous artist's extra endeavors. They close it out on a Clown Note, discussing how clowns fit in our society nowadays and different kinds of public performers you might run into. Enjoy this 45 minutes with the Trash...

In this episode of CRT, Jones and BREEG argue over whether football concessions are summer or autumn food, discover what Skibidi Toilet is, discuss some movies they enjoy such as Hereditary and The Irishman, talk about what the decibel scale entails, and Jones opens up about Crohn's Disease, a chronic illness he lives with.

This episode begins with Trashcan continuing to pout that Breeeeeg made him eat a grapefruit (Trashcan did this willingly) which leads to a discussion on the different tasting notes in alcoholic beverages and some sports history, such as the careers of Lawrence Taylor and Dion Sanders, as well as Chicago's sports. Trashcan and Breeeg take detours through the history of Miranda Rights, Tiktokkable (Instagrammable) foods, childhood memories, and more!

In this bonus episode of CRT, Trashcan and Breeeeg set out on a quest of balance, through the timeless medium of breakfast

In this episode of CRT59, Breeg and Trashcan Jones put out some formal corrections concerning how one dies to lightning and Benja - uh I mean Thomas Edison's involvement in the death of an elephant, weighing a human life against that of an endangered animal's, the difference between pixies, fairies, and gremlins, how Pokémon can take multiple hits, the Pokémon metagames, monotype battles, facts about the Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokémon Trading Card games, and hologram technology. Have a listen and find out more!

Before this episode, Jones told Breeg that he was going to open with a take that Breeeg was likely to disagree with. He was correct. Breeg tries to explain why water is important to middling success. Aside from that, Breeeeeg and Trashcan Jones discuss shuffling music on Spotify and AI musicians, Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense, artistic range, iconic songs in movies, the Harry Potter movies, moving pictures (not videos) AI photo recreation, slandering and lying about Thomas Edison's (not Benjamin Franklin's) murder of an elephant, corrosion, dying in Yoshi's Island giving Breg nightmares, unintended mechanics in fighting games...

Join us for another episode of Cold, Hard, Trash featuring Trashcan Jones and Breeeeeg! In this episode, Breeg tries to get Jones to edit a Wikipedia page, the prevalence of ads on mobile sites (and regular sites), how targeted targeted ads actually are, old ads and jingles, the necessity of adblockers in the face of horrible YouTube ads, whether your memories are real, baby cat talk, whether it would be ethical to keep your neutered cat's balls, how you breed fish, keeping chickens and ducks, ancient megafauna and paleoart, ketchup (catsup?), and the ever delicious ANCHOVYYY.

In this exciting episode, Breg and Trashcan Jones discuss Mountain Monsters, the history channel show about a crew of hillbilly cryptid hunters on setting up their traps, microplastics in the body, Fallout human mutation and the midwestern Brotherhood of Steel chapter from non-canon Fallout entry Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel. Then, Breeeg goes on to explain why Elden Ring: Nightreign is sooo coool in a desperate attempt to find someone to play the game with.

This episode includes Trashcan and Breeeg discuss bees and how they make honey, ultra precise doctor training involving paper cranes, Jones's nightmare(?) where he drank two beers, problems people had in the 1500s that still afflict us today such as stepping in dog shit and dealing with smelly people. Once Jones runs out of prompts, Breg goes in for the kill: 50 uninterrupted minutes of Pokémon Education including the concepts of side targeting as well as shiny hunting and Pokémon rarity.

In this episode, Breeg and Trashcan talk about fictional crushes (crushes on fictional people, not crushes that don't exist), what exactly bees do to make honey (we don't know), their ice cream truck orders, how Boxing influenced anime through the concept of signature moves and punching faces, the real Rocky (both the story and the namesake), and Breeg's newest mobile game and why it's not as bad as the other ones.

Breeeeg, Trashcan, and guest Danny talk about the Final Destination movies, true crimes, the rules of death, Tony Todd (RIP), and the penny

Breg and Trashcan are asked questions by the msyterious Interrobang‽ 

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss the GTA 6 delay, modded GTA 5, GTA 5 online, Kingdom Hearts lore, the murder house, the vomit bowl, the microplane, cleansing rituals, lost knowledge, Grok behavior, and AI Darth Vader sillies

 Breeeg and Trashcan discuss microphones, inner ears, spaghetti westerns, samurai stories, Django unchained, afro samurai, peanut m&ms, casting calls, the Shameless house, flavor of love, solitary, would you rather, oblivion, marvel rivals chrono shields, ho oh vgc meta, and pokemon version differences

Breg and Trashcan discuss their musical duo name, video game difficulty, morrowind, time splitters 2, oblivion, dark souls, foreskin zyn, Doc Ellis, Baseball 2, banana ball, softball, MLB schedules, peanut m&ms, candies, trail mix, Katy Perry, trapped astronauts, the challenger, tragedies, and the Minecraft movie

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss duck shit oolong tea, the pillsbury dough boy, eric andre as a caveman, chance the rapper selling kitkats, a high school black market, Butt Knight, dating sims, the Oblivion remaster, guild quests, Vine, more Oblivion, patrick stewart and sean bean, voice acting, movie scores, deadpool 2, oblivion quests, character building, item duping and avowed

Breeeg and Trashcan discuss outliving Talk Tue, $HAWK, Scranton's Chilis commercial, super hero movies, how actors make residuals, the 400 penis question, Breeg simps the cybertruck, wind + cars = bad, the Volkswagon EV bus, Ads suck, touch screens in cars suck, hybrids are neat, pokemon stat calculations, and Hulk Hogan's relation to Pokemon VGC

Breeeeg and Trashcan dsicuss slop of all kinds, 4chan being hacked, we learn that trashcan cannot talk, horny mods mean good games, dating sims, newgrounds.com, robot chicken, lame stuff, Tom and Jerry, Multiversus, slapstick celebrities, Spiderman, and discuss a Bob Ross power hour

Breeeeg and Trashcan discuss creepy dive bars, pabst genuine draft, PBR, conspiracy boards, zelda timelines, sarge's heroes theories, Jesus' birthday, winter solstice, easter, pencils in movies, wrestling heels, Stone Cold v Booker T, John Cena's PBR shirt, predictions, viltrimites OP, performance language, spiderman movies

Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss the Powerpuff Girls, cartoon network classics, mold, olive garden breadsticks, social interaction wins, the bing bong thorium, extremophiles, tardigrades, cockroaches, bug origins, crickets to locust, mega fauna, Marilyn Manson rumors, babies love snakes, our knowledge from Boy Scouts, and spider bite treatment

Breeg and Trashcan discuss diarrhea, medical terminology, flying, soup, aspic, so much aspic, cursive, auto brewers disease, blood types, medical dramas, zodiac signs, astrology vs astronomy, radio telescopes, AI actors, and Star Wars edits

Breeeeeg and Trashcan discuss Belarusian Phil Collins, music for musicians, fat juicy wet, gang signs, lights in the electrical aisle, auto section, triple hole punch, painting, doors, sandwich ideas, the Taylor Street sandwich, Marianos, the Costco guys, Ikea guys, Cake traditions, lab diamonds, Chad Ochocinco, Mossed\Kobe, Specialty Freeze, and soda machines

Breeeg and Trashcan take time to discuss the wrestler Mortis, Pokemon TCG and VGC, rental teams, the legendary Maushold 10 hit, pokemon card collecting, CS:GO loot boxes, and Balatro not being gambling

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss the pizza parlor, forgetting a song, strawberry on guitar, swedish chef metal, google secrets, screen peeking, mario kart smuggling, war crimes jones, chicago weather, groundhogs, crocodiles, sharks, stake conspiracies, gambling illegalities, the two armed bandit, sports betting, and pokemon card losers

Breg and Trashcan discuss being a family guy podacst, time is bull, a short october in 1580, Breeg's sports world, telephone with yourself, radio sports broadcasts, steve bartman, longshot documentary, cuckold jones family tree, how many chicken sandwiches to wrestle a bear, chicken burgers, hamburg sandiwches, the 5 food types, thanksgiving sandwiches, onions are bad, onion eating contest, free red robin, burgers and shakes, the chicago french market, mayonnaise, JKenjiLopezAlt, a caprisi sandwich, and lettuce cronch

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss HELIOS lasers, space ships, dommarines, john mcafee wanting to bang whales, dynamiting a whale, captains nails, banana soup plans, civ 7 delsyum hating robitussin, pepsi polar bears, coke influence, super size me, super drunk me, the sims, operation cat drop, bat bombs, nature being brutal, pokemon bugs, parallel universes, cryptid hunting, and ghost hunting

Trashcan and Breeeg discuss Kanye being god, how long of a tail they could make, killing your clone, walkie talkies, becoming the family guy podcast, crimes he didnt commit makes a return, they go over traffic school, mushrom suppliments, why tigers are green, dog sight, IQ, and beating PokeRogue

Breeeg and Trashcan get nostalgic when talking about see through electronics, discuss the switch 2, Nintendo LABO, fishing games, captain the cat attacks, big the cat fishes, Jean Claude Van Damm gets assassinated (in game), they discuss mr brooks, and take a final nmostalgia trip with stick figures on crack and Weebl

Breg has a busted car, and Trashcan gets the episode number right for once. The boys also discuss crimes Breg DIDN'T commit (stop saying he did), IPs referencing each other, Captain gets her revenge (for nothing), the other side of the Mississippi, and old Abbott and Costello Shows

Trashcan and Breeeeeg discuss weird banking loopholes, gas discounts, Breg tries to guess fast food joints by review only, we come up with a way to revolutionize the baseball experience, zoos, Casimir Pulaski, mermaids, and the Scooby Doo family tree