Spoilers Encouraged

Shrek is love, Shrek is life. And apparently, Donkey is the villain.

When is it okay for a woman to remove her glasses, go on a hotness journey, and pursue a married man? When his wife is blonde, obviously.

Jess unpacks the story of a sad high schooler who speedruns fated mates, gets magically addicted to a boy, and somehow squeezes superpowers, destiny, and attempted murder in before graduation — YA fiction is wild.

Can stolen panties lead to true romance? Love is Trash by Emily Antoinette thinks so—especially if your dream date involves the possibility of rabies and midnight dumpster dives.

What do you get when you cross Fleabag with Veggie Tales?

This week, Jess read Love Letters to a Serial Killer by Tasha Coryell. Join us for a book about questionable choices, romantic delusions, and a whole lot of red flags.

What’s better than a summer fling with a bad boy dinosaur? Almost anything, but try telling that to our FMC, who’s all in for prehistoric lovin' in this week's dinosaur romance.

Murder mystery themed wedding turns into actual murder in this week's episode as Eileen spoils Southern Sass by Kate Young.

Join us as we discuss how you can change your life by stubbing your toe as Jess spoils From Scotland With Love, book #1 in the Kilts and Quilts series by Patience Griffin

Love potions gone wrong, chaotic lovable deamons, and a talking sword that wants to see some butts. This week, Kayla dives into the adorable fantasy romance, That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf by Kimberly Lemming.

If you were abducted by aliens and forced to dance in a bubble, would you leave your friends behind for a chance at true love? Find out which one of us would too as Eileen spoils All I Wanted Was Sushi but I Got Abducted by Aliens Instead

This week we discuss why we would hate clones of ourselves as Jess spoils The Similars of Rebecca Hanover.

The week holiday romance meets monster smut. Get into the Christmas spirit with a sexy dragon Santa, a holiday-obsessed cupid, and a candy cane used very inappropriately.

This week we discuss how to use "croissant" as a verb as Eileen spoils Her Pastry Shifters by Mia Harlan

This week, we all fall in love with Mothman and try to figure out the logistics of making out when your boyfriend has a beak.

This week Jess unravels a “thrilling” murder mystery filled with clone-hating babies, the curious phenomenon of virtual cuddling, and a deep-seated disdain for shopping malls.

This week Eileen answers the question we have all been asking- "what would the show M*A*S*H have been like if it was supernatural and took place in purgatory?"

This week we learned the secret to making accountants sexy is simple: make them a seven-foot Anubis with glasses.

Eileen reminds us that by “bad books” we mean fun, not bad, as she spoils one of her favorite comfort reads, Slouch Witch By Helen Harper.

Kayla spoils Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta on this week's podcast. Get ready for a whole new way to deal with underemployment and an ungodly amount of fluids.

This week Jess spoils Something Wilder by Christina Lauren. Join us as we discuss how soon is too soon to let your love interest buy back your family’s small town ranch. 4 days? 10 years? Or does time not matter after they prove how good they are at solving puzzles?

This week Eileen spoils Bunny by Layla Fae. Join us as we discuss the biological plausibility of ejaculating marshmallow peeps.

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