Spoilers Encouraged

This week we discuss why we would hate clones of ourselves as Jess spoils The Similars of Rebecca Hanover.

The week holiday romance meets monster smut. Get into the Christmas spirit with a sexy dragon Santa, a holiday-obsessed cupid, and a candy cane used very inappropriately.

This week we discuss how to use "croissant" as a verb as Eileen spoils Her Pastry Shifters by Mia Harlan

This week, we all fall in love with Mothman and try to figure out the logistics of making out when your boyfriend has a beak.

This week Jess unravels a “thrilling” murder mystery filled with clone-hating babies, the curious phenomenon of virtual cuddling, and a deep-seated disdain for shopping malls.

This week Eileen answers the question we have all been asking- "what would the show M*A*S*H have been like if it was supernatural and took place in purgatory?"

This week we learned the secret to making accountants sexy is simple: make them a seven-foot Anubis with glasses.

Eileen reminds us that by “bad books” we mean fun, not bad, as she spoils one of her favorite comfort reads, Slouch Witch By Helen Harper.

Kayla spoils Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta on this week's podcast. Get ready for a whole new way to deal with underemployment and an ungodly amount of fluids.

This week Jess spoils Something Wilder by Christina Lauren. Join us as we discuss how soon is too soon to let your love interest buy back your family’s small town ranch. 4 days? 10 years? Or does time not matter after they prove how good they are at solving puzzles?

This week Eileen spoils Bunny by Layla Fae. Join us as we discuss the biological plausibility of ejaculating marshmallow peeps.

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