Boyfriend Material
Welcome to Boyfriend Material, the only relationship advice show guaranteed to ruin your relationship. Join your three BFs, Armando, Andrew, and Griff, as they answer your love life questions with jokes so funny you’ll forget to text your partner back.
Boyfriend Material Live: Filled With the Holy Spirit
The boys are back in town, baby. Live from The Fallout Theater for Homebrew Austin, they tackle a smelly GF problem and let you know how to know whether or not you're in love. Also, I saw a yellow punch buggy while uploading this so go ahead and punch yourself for me.
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Episode 53: Biblically Accurate Mexicans
This week the boys talk about the only lasting invention of the last 30 years - mid 90s Hondas. Then the boys help a caller who is having group chat FOMO, and then they unpack a discovery from an ace caller who might have unlocked an attraction to clowns, and not the ones in Congress. Folks!
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Episode 52: Milk Drinkers Only
This week the boys talk about drinking that sweet cow juice, the red and green flag of not having social media, then they warn of the dangers of being a cool mom, and help a caller who has a friend in the group trying too hard to be funny to get a girl’s attention. Leave it to the pros, buddy.
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Episode 51: Wolverine's Boners
This week the boys talk about the threat of martial law in LA and medications holding up their sanity, then they help a caller with a problem that keeps popping up (wink) and another caller who suspects their hookup is hiding a big secret.Â
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Episode 50: Period Peace
This week the boys talk about plane weirdos and bizarro Atlanta (Houston) and then help someone who maybe knows too much about their gf's cycles, and then another gf who's boyfriend won't listen when she says she hates surprise parties. We were tempted to say "acid in the face" again but then we tried to give actual advice.
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Episode 49: 1 Year Anniversary Noah Fence
This week the boys talk about the three letter agencies spying on us, help a gf with an overly eager bf, give advice to a dude whose buddy is getting catfished, and celebrate one year of being your loving boyfriends. We forgot to get you anything tho.
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Episode 48: Curse of the Cookie Monster Pajama Pants
This week the boys talk about getting down with the sickness, the timeless urban cryptid who wears Muppet pajama pants, and help a caller who doesn’t want to be a stepdad or a dad who steps up, and a misguided soul who wants to get back with their ex. Don’t do it, bro!
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Episode 47: The Alabama Fog
This week the boys talk about a near death experience, Griff's girlfriend off the Zyn pouches, and help a girl who is mooching old ex’s streaming logins with her new bf, and another caller who’s bf won’t pose for pics with her. Sounds pretty sus, actually. Check it out on this special episode of Girlfriend Material.
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Episode 46: Yo Mama Phone So Big
This week the boys talk about the size of boomer phones, the psychological effects of an Edible Complex, and then they help a gf who wants to show feet for cash, and caller with a messy friend who we kinda wanna be friends with. Every crew needs that good chaos for the chisme.
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Patreon Preview: How to Build a Sex Dungeon
This week the boys went to a wedding, so in order to satiate your endless need for consuming content, we've cracked open the cooler and are peeling you off one of these! These being a Patreon episode. Listen and awe as your BFs get insanely baked and riff about the Netflix show "How to Build a Sex Room".
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Episode 45: Get The Gay Jacket
This week the boys talk about the Pope making the Vatican a Vatican’t, Kanye’s continued full sprint off the deep end, an unstoppable force meeting an immovable object in the bedroom, and salvaging two friendships after your besties break up. We’re also taking next week off so a Patreon bonus is dropping outside the paywall next Tuesday!
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Patreon Preview: Let the Reich One In

Here's a taste of our Patreon exclusive series: The Down Bad Files!
You see them hiding in the shadows, find them lurking in the dark. You want to believe...but it's just hard to think someone could be down this bad. Welcome to The Down Bad Files. Stories from the front lines of horniness, too down bad to be real. The only scary part is they all are.
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Episode 44: Two Shots In Every Can
This week the boys talk about the homoerotic pleasure of UFC, help a woman who wants to look her husband right in the eye (the other end), drill down on friend etiquette and, devise a plan to get your friends addicted to your friendship. Seriously, your hangs are gonna need a Surgeon General’s warning after this one, baby.
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Episode 43: Standoms and Allegations
This week the boys talk about the worst people to be next to at a concert, if it’s possible to still live with an ex after you break up, and the prospect of adding masculine male friends to your irl MySpace top 8. I wouldn’t tho, bro. Not to generalize, but men are responsible for all crime everywhere. Better get like a dog or something, which would be easier to clean up after frankly.
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Episode 42: No Mommies Way
This week the boys talk about April Fools and the garbage holiday that it is, ponder the joy and terror of being known by your partner, and help a couple prank their incredibly rude friends and family. We also learn Griff speaks fluent German and plays the violin. Seriously, how did this never come up in the years of our friendship?
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Episode 41: Japanese Fun Juice
This week the boys talk about America's favorite pre-mature ejaculation repellent: baseball. After that, the boys help a caller that's such a good BF it's making his GF's friends dump their loser partners, and then they discuss how the passing of time will take us all from video vixens to MILFS (MILVES?) eventually.
Episode 40: Five Jessicas Deep
This week the boys talk about watching adult movies on the Las Vegas sphere, consult a Jessica who’s partner has dated four other Jessicas, and help a man whose partner thinks when he takes a long shower he’s, how do you say, "searching for a good euphemism" if you know what I mean. Wink wink.
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Episode 39: Friendothelioma
This week the boys talk about the worst thing to say after a hookup, help a person whose partner is worried they’ll find love after they die, and guide a man going through a divorce on the pros and cons of banging his friend’s mom. She was coming on strong tho, for real. Seriously, he could have closed harder than Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.
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Episode 38: Escape (The Piña Colada Crimes)
This week the boys talk about how haunted Delaware is, how to get wifed up by someone in a better country so you can leave America, find the path of least resistance in a poly relationship, and discuss the bone-chilling ways The Piña Colada song could have ended.
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Episode 37: Hitting Infinite Infants Training
This week the boys discuss Armando's one-man battle with a horde of children, dispel the notion of "closure" after a breakup, and discuss a caller's wet boyfriend. Seriously, this guy is a real moist boy, a total damp daddy, a certified soaked bloke.
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Episode 36: Unchappellroaned
This week the boys do a post-Valentine's debrief, help a girl with an uncool boyfriend, say "bon voyage" to a caller's friend who is hypnotized by that good-good, and then thirst over Sedusa from the Powerpuff Girls. Seriously, our hearts haven't known peace since we saw her. If you're a real Sedusa type, hit us up in the DMs.
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Episode 35: Free Orange Theory Class
This week the boys help a guy who is unsure of what to do for Valentine's Day in a brand new relationship, relive some cat pee trauma, and discuss the GOAT hater Kendrick Lamar's halftime show. Seriously, did you see that? Drake's probably crying over a 16 year old Scotch. Then he's gonna open some whiskey.
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Episode 34: Taste The Tangrams
This week the boys talk about Mando's brush with death, help a backseat driver learn to chill, and hear about a lovelorn straight dude who the ladies keep thinking is gay. We also talk about delicious Tangrams. Do you ever get down on a triangle? Maybe a rhombus? I'm gonna order some for the table.
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Episode 33: Whoppy Toppy
This week the boys enter the 36 Bed Chambers and help a couple trying to negotiate sleeping styles and another couple with towel trouble. Seriously, dog, if you use the decorative towels in the guest bathroom, Griff will ensure they never find your body.
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Episode 32: Until Dong
This week the boys help out a shallow lil scumbag live his dream of getting on Raya and give advice to a dude who simply can't stop giving off a "best friend" vibe on dates. Also if you can get us on Raya plz hit us up, I really wanna bang a bad DJ from Silver Lake.
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Episode 31: Cliteracy
This week the boys help out a guy with a bit of a "small" problem and give advice to a dude who just wants to take someone home from the club. Btw me and my partner saw you from across this podcast and liked ur vibe. U wanna come to a secondary location w/ us?
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Episode 30: Slime Clock
This week the boys help out a gal whose boyfriend has been timing their "sessions" and give advice to a partner who absolutely HATES going to the doctor.
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Episode 29: A Ticking Cake
This week the boys help out a guy looking to score a meet-cute New Years Eve kiss and a boyfriend who doesn't want to work out in the New Year. Do you see the theme? It's a New Years' episode.
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Episode 28: Concept of a T Cell
This week the boys give advice to a loving, caring BF whose new GF lost her dad. Wait, is that right? Yeah. Reading the email again, that's what it says. Wow I really hope we knocked that one out of the park.Â
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Episode 27: The Edward Snowden of Christmas
This week the boys help out a guy who's "wife got too drunk at the company holiday party", whatever that means. Like, holiday parties were scientifically designed for you to get blasted at. They also weigh in on whether or not you should tell your kids about Santa Claus.
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Episode 26: Fox News Crackers
This week the boys help you learn the tricks and trades of good girlfriend gift giving and give advice to a caring BF who just wants to pay off their partner's debt. Hey, man. If you wanna pay off someone's debt I got like 15 bills I can send you right now. My Venmo is @MandoTorres. Hop to it.
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Episode 25: Big Soapy Floppies
This week the boys give a guide on how to handle two people in your friend group dating each other and help a girl get her gross ass BF to brush his teeth. Also, you should go brush your teeth right now. Trust me.Â
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Episode 24: The Grossest Dog Sitter of All Time
This week the boys help out a couple who can't agree on who gets to pick the music while driving and gives advice to someone considering moving in with their friend with benefits. Also, we talk about the GROSSEST DOG SITTER OF ALL TIME. I mean, just remembering the story makes my skin crawl. Ugh.
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Episode 23: Ghost Loads
This week the boys help out a guy who doesn't know when to delete old nudes and someone who can't tell when girls like them. Truly this episode represents the two wolves that live inside the Boyfriend Material audience.
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Episode 22: The Kessler Episode
This week the boys help out a few certified scumbags. Between a BF who's in love with his GF's BFF and a guy who lied about his star sign, there's no lack of gatekeeping and gaslighting here.
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Episode 21: Redhead Coffeeshop
This week the boys tackle the classic problem of "whose house do we go to for Thanksgiving?" They also give advice to a guy whose gf keeps going through his phone. Also I just realized it's Election Day. Oof. Hope this episode helps.
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Episode 20: Boo-Fiend Material
This week the boys help a lady who got catfished by Ghostface and give tips on how to fight back against the scariest group known to man: The HOA. Also, they take a ton of edibles and it really kicks in faster than they expected. Whoops. Happy Halloween!
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Episode 19: The Night Stomper
This week the boys help out a woman who’s tired of dressing up like “sexy inanimate objects” for Halloween and a guy whose house might be haunted. Also they spend like 15 minutes talking about Hellraiser for no reason at all.
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Episode 18: Mummy Milkers
This week the boys are up late, bein' real spooky with it. They help a guy who hates doing couple's costumes and a woman who feels like her husband is taking Halloween "too seriously". Also, we figure out which calendar date is scientifically proven to be the best day to break up with someone.
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Episode 17: The Purge Cinematic Universe
This week the boys have special guest Paige Wesley on to help with planning the perfect proposal and teach anyone in a couple how to meet other couple friends.
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