The Brock & Dalby Show

JD Vance has dubbed him self cool... And so we discuss "titles" you can't give yourself. Justin Timberlake is trying not to ruin another world tour. Another development in the Poohniverse and we have an idea on how we can make being on hold with the CRA better. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Brock caught a case of the Curlers Groin and something even worse. Apparently our fears of quick sand as a child were valid. And we Dalby tries to "pick it up" in this weeks Ska edition of The Quiz CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Apparently curling is a lot more dangerous than Brock thought. We chat about songs you should play while your wife's in labor! And apparently theres Shazam for birds CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A man gets chased by a Turkey and so we discuss fighting birds. AI is trying to resolve childhood trauma and Spotify wants to make a playlist for when you're dead. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

MMA fighters have the best nicknames and so do some of our friends of the show. Another wild Navy story. And we discuss living in homes from famous TV shows and movies. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Do you think Trumps kid thinks he's as cringe as we all do? We conduct a draft in honor of Mr. Clean. Apparently nothing is clean and apparently being in a band is exactly like being in a dead marriage. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

How many people do you think said "F*ck" at the same time yesterday? We come up with a million dollar idea in honor of Nathan MacKinnon. Mr. Clean is retiring and a lot of crap has happened since the last Grand Theft Auto came out. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The US Government is giving us proof of aliens, like we didn't already get it. It was a tough day for women's hockey. And a major achievement for the OG adult cartoon!

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We chat about the most relatable Olympic athlete of all time. What sports could we give the Air Bud treatment to? And apparently your Facebook account will keep posting after you die! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

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We conduct a Draft of the worst things to be doing when you gotta sneeze. After learning about Flatus yesterday, we discover some other scientific words for gross things. And we discuss the French athlete who got kicked out of the Olympics. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

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Canada needs a Snoop Dogg, but who should it be? Apparently lot of things Canadians say are trademarked. And Scientists are studying farts again. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We learn we they call Oshawa the "Dirty Shwa". Brock wrote a poem for all the single folks on Valentine's Day. A man was arrested for throwing beef jerky and the Canadian Curling might catch a fine! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We are part of a viral video... well kinda. Another scandal with an Olympic Medalist. And we almost make friends with the CRA! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

One Olympic athlete admitted to cheating but not in his sport. We discuss the origins of "Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk" and apparently majority of NYC held it in during the Superbowl which inspires todays draft. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We discuss the worst business to live next door to. A man from Maryland is a serial urinater. And Bad Bunny inspires us to stop counting steps and start counting your rushing yards. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We discuss last nights Super Bowl, the halftime show and some chicken wing stats. Some dude pulled a Mike Tyson in an MMA fight. And we have an idea on how the Jays can celebrate Buck Martinez. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We discuss some Super Bowl prop bets and our annual reminder to STFU while the game is on. Gas station pumps are disgusting. Gavin McKenna may be in the right and Brock gives us a reading from Melania: Devourer of Men. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

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Sam Darnolds Grandpa might be the coolest Grandpa of all time! We do a draft of the best Winter Olympic sports. And learn about how much money we could make on the black market. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Some great suggestions on hybrid sports between the Summer/Winter Olympics. A part of our childhood is dying, but you could probably make some money if you still have it. And a Man from Massachusetts makes a great example of how not to get rid of the ice on your house. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Someone said Brock looks like a pug and everyone agrees. We suggest some songs Canadian Figure skaters should be using. We learn about "Maple Washing" and a soccer goalie stops the game because he's gotta dookie. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

After seeing Jarrel Miller get his toupee knocked off we talk about the worst place to wear a toupee. We also chat about a Melania Trump book, Groundhog Day and a great prank to pull off using Touch Tunes! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Apparently if you're "Pretty Fly For A White Guy" you can get better seats at The Offspring. Brock has a great idea on how to save the Winter Classic. And what does an "Upper Decker" mean to you! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

What's the worst song to have playing when you get in an accident? Apparently a lot of songs... We also chat about living in Grand Theft Auto, the "Keg-Chup" and human hybrids. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We learn about some "sports" that used to be in the Olympics and leads us to talk about things that could be at the Winter Games. We also discuss why the Orlando Magic is cursed and the meaning behind "Cold As A Witch's Tit". CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

The recall of Pizza Pops inspires todays draft. We discuss the worst songs to climb too. Anyone wanna come over and do some taxes? Plus if you're ever in Florida don't throw a ketchup packet at anyone. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Lots of talk about snow today on the show. We discuss worst job in the snow, create a playlist for all the plow drivers and also discuss one of the perks of dating a "metal head" CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A member of Kiss claims to have made the "Greatest Album of All Time"! Apparently "storm chips" are a real thing. And If PEI has potatoes what does Ontario have... apparently a lot! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Apparently smelling toots is actually really good for us. After yesterdays convo of food in the car we discuss weird things people do while driving. Someone at Environment Canada has a great sense of humor and we come up with a great substitute for Groundhogs Day! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

William Shatner inspires todays draft. We discuss Snake Yoga, what exactly a "Squall" is and apparently this summer we are going to lose gravity! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

A lady in South Kore broke the craziest world record. Apparently cayenne pepper in the socks helps you stay warm. We chat about Nun Spies and how the sequel to Faceoff will turn out. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Bichette is going to New York. We discuss our Make A Wish dreams, hotels on the moon and why everyone should go and follow @ByronWaveFighting on Instagram, you wont regret it!! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

We learn a lot about the unwritten rules of Ice Fishing this morning. Marner played his first game against the Leafs. And Matthew McConaughey might sue us, but Brock is all for it. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Can we all agree that getting old seems kinda sick? A Florida Woman has unreal bowel movement control. You can no longer be ghosted after getting a job interview and we discuss the viral "Paperclip" conversation. CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

Bo Bichette was offered free steaks, but PETA has put in another offer. Gen Z is saving the Karens of the world, but apparently despise Jessica. We also censor out some Offspring songs and ask the question what would 4 men possibly be doing with 4000 chocolate bars?!? CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

It's Brock's 31st birthday, we discuss the greatest 31 of all time. We end up doing a numbers draft and of course 69 went #1. And would you want to join the Church of Shrek? Cause we would! CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233

You'll never believe what Skiers are doing to try a beat out the competition. Some awesome Bills memorabilia is up for auction. And there's a correlation between the age kids starting hitting in hockey and how we've done at the World Juniors CALL THE SHOW! Leave A Message Anytime - 1-833-854-2233