Zorb & Gorb

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Zorb & Gorb (formerly Phraggle Rock), at its simplest, is two best friends engaging in the wild world of improv storytelling. These are the books we wish we had the time and discipline to write. Our improvised tall tales are filled with everything from time travel, magic pigs, snail farmers, butter barons, and a whole lot more. Although all our stories are always unique, they are 100% unpredictable. Some are trainwrecks on a colossal scale, but at least they are always a damn good time. Grab a beverage of your choice, take seat by the campfire, and get ready to hear some...

The Wall is Down! / Randy with the Horse
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In this fresh episode of your favorite show Zorb & Gorb, behold the Golden Grog. A combo episode mixing the best features of Grog Roulette and Gold-Quest. 1 question 3 dice rolls and prompt are all you need to learn about....

What Happens when the Wall is down? Will Jerry Smeegens and his Ice restore balance in the Kingdom or will he turn the car around?

Do you know why you wear a hat in winter? Have you heard of the Elk-Man? Some say he's just a fable, others never make it back to blockbuster...


S5. Ep 5: “Grog Roulette”
05/16/2025

Do you want to spin the wheel of Grog Roulette? On this fresh episode of your favorite show, Zorb & Gorb, learn what year the Price is Right first aired.

Then you get hear two amazing tales, the sci-fi escaped: "The Life and Times of C.J. Fiddeley Smittson" and an adventure epic involving one of literatures most evil characters, none other than the famous Adam Chunk.


S5. Ep 4: (The Boys are Back in Town / Perpetual IKEA)
04/26/2025

On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we explore two different and nuanced storylines. Do you know the truth about Thin Lizzy? Have you ever been lost in an IKEA? Do you know the tale of Panopopticus Rambles?

In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how sponges, Scotts Turf Builder, and a herd of goats explain the destruction of a human colony on Pluto and the invention of free-from Jazz.


S5. Ep 3: The Many Legends of Mt. Ayribobo
04/11/2025

On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we embark on our second "Zorb & Gorb: Gold Quest Edition". Two independent story lines, with three chosen objects spanning the episode.

In this Zorb & Gorb Gold-Quest episode we find out how Clowns, Hotel Owners, and the legendary Mt. Ayribobo (on the border of Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan) all connect to mysterious desert dweller named Mr. Bone Crack and a young bartender named Corey Jacobson.


S5. Ep 2: Gold Quest-Bathtub Edition
03/21/2025

On this episode of a Zorb & Gorb, we embark on our first "Zorb & Gorb: Gold Quest-Bathtub Edition". Two independent story lines, with three chosen objects spanning the episode.

Buckle up for Zorb & Gorb's first Gold Quest episode. Find out how "Smurf", Razor Blades, and Butter Scotch Toffee, all connect to a 58 year old man named Little Katy, a hidden island the likes of Isla Nublar, a man named Harry Styles (no relation), and how to split a pencil in half.


S5. Ep 1: (“Chortle! Chortle!” / Bark Smourbfulton and True Fear)
03/08/2025

We're back with a brand new season of Zorb and Gorb! For the first episode of season five we regale you with the tale of a lost island. A strange chortle heard in the South Pacific Dodecahedron leads the intrepid explorer Captain F. Smellington to his greatest discoveries yet, and maybe his worst too...

Then we move on to the Legend of Bark Smourbfulton and how the true meaning of the cosmos may have been lost in tragic misinterpretations of 1960's folk songs and impressive CGI. Welcome to Zorb and Gorb season 5, The Reckoning.


S4. Ep 9: Father Tintzél and the Snarkels
02/22/2025

On this hot mess of a Zorb & Gorb episode, we hear a cautionary tale about climate change, meteors, and alien invasion.

Using the exemplary life of Father Tintzél of Capua, and his revolutionary discovery of mozzarella cheese [c. 300 AD], we explore complex issues such as: What is a name if not an invitation to interpretation? Do chameleons wear clothes? Is it Schnitzel or Snarkel? And most importantly how many Rancheritas is too many?


S4. Ep 8: (“You wanna Join the Circus?” / “She has Fever Within!”)
02/01/2025

On this new episode of Zorb & Gorb, we learn about the importance of public health infrastructure, using a case study of a charismatic circus leader and his troop of lovable miscreants.

Then we delve into the occult world of immortal sorcerers, the history of PETA's black-ops branch, and how a single hamster can change everything...


S4. Ep 7: (The Most Evil Owl / Ratboy Spinach and the Circle)
11/23/2024

On this new episode of Zorb and Gorb, we learn about the origins of the French language. Then we try and place ourselves in the shoes of a man who can only ever be seen as a cat and his impressive, if behind the scenes, career as a broadway actor.

Then we embark upon a journey into a dystopian future, full of romanesque colosseums and gladiator battles, as we follow the heart wrenching tale of our protagonist Ratboy Spinach.


S4. Ep 6: (Robert Fulton Inventor of the Steamboat / The Legend of Kentucky Dan)
06/15/2024

On this riveting episode of Zorb and Gorb, we explore the fascinating life story of Robert Fulton, inventor of the steamboat. Looking at the life of a famous inventor through a new lens, we learn of Fulton's involvement with the esoteric Wilderness Academy and the dangers he faced there.

Then we explore the age-old question, why would a man just nominated for the Nobel Prize in physics give it all up and start a new life as a semi professional aligator wrestler down in Georgia? The answer lies in the Legend of Kentucky Dan. Don't forget to...


S4. Ep 5: (Rage against the Parasol / Weird Eyes Gary)
06/08/2024

This week on Zorb and Gorb, we consult the famous autobiography "The Instrument Inside of Me" by Hims Himmersoff. Where we recount an epic tale, charting the rise and fall of Heavy Metal music in the age of the Parasol.

After that, we hear the tale of Gary Indiana. Plunging into the caverns of the subconscious mind we examine esoteric topics from precognition, and bizarre cults, all the way to public access TV in Indiana.


S4. Ep 4: (The Day The Borth Came/I Owe Money To an Albatros)
12/19/2023

This week on Zorb and Gorb, do you know how to play the recorder? We don't. Tune in to the recorder edition of Zorb and Gorb to hear the story of the a young zookeeper, caught in a planetary war against an evil AI, whose best friend is a young man possessed by an octopus.

After that, hear a synopsis of Gorb's best selling novel The Signal Files. A heart wrenching tale of the 1950's renegade Carnie hero, Danny Trevor.


S4. Ep 3: (Prof. Ziszo Slamboi Zurich/Jenna the Gila Monster)
12/10/2023

This week on Zorb and Gorb, we explore the vast and mysterious part of the world know as Asia Minor. Not Anatolia, but the smaller version of the Eurasian Continent that floats hidden in the clouds. We learn of a mysterious school, an ancient lineage, and the worlds foremost professor of playing cards.

After that, we learn that Gorb can't do math on the spot. Yet, we give you the answer to all the questions that keep you up at night. Is Cleveland too cold for Gila Monsters? How do I handle is Sea Witch? Why are...


S4. Ep 2: Auguries of the Mole People
11/12/2023

Do you know who controls the timeline? Listen to this weeks episode of Zorb and Gorb learn. On this hamburger flip episode we discuss some of life's most profound questions. Who invented cats? Why does no one here have an android charger? And, Is 10 pence too much for a baguette?


S4. Ep 1: (Gorman The Extractor / ‘We’re worried about Ronny’)
11/04/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We will learn about the importance of Extractor's in the far future, as Gorman Rockwell preforms his life story on stage. We will then hear a tale of adventure about four kids and one turtle, who stumble upon a revolutionary discovery.


S3. Ep 9: Crazy Grugen’s Eternal Quest.
09/02/2023

On this special episode of Zorb & Gorb (✮Premium✮): We hear a long form saga revolving around the fate of Peter Gurgen, Hamburger Scientist. From Middle ages Germany to Grunge-era Australia. We learn of Gurgen's sorrows and joys amidst his quest for the Great Khans Secret.


S3. Ep 8: (Jazz Hamptons & The Martians / The Circle of Life™-Cereal)
08/28/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear about the legendary Jazz Hamptons and his involvement with the UFO phenomenon, the truth about the planet Mars, and the first time humans ever set foot on Pluto. Then we hear an overview of Gorb's latest hit book: Life™Cereal: A tale of Murder, Intrigue, Wheat, Time Travel, and Circles (..not necessarily in that order).

Strap in and get ready for the first ever "Lazy Sundays Unhinged" Episode of Zorb & Gorb.


S3. Ep 7: (Time-loops & Tinfoil / Chang Han’s Secret)
08/19/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear two tales of conspiracy, intrigue, and high stakes. First, we uncover the real reason the Americans won the Revolutionary War and learn of our oldest and most venomous allies. Then we hear the tale of Chinese archeological expedition from the 1980's, where our protagonist unearthed far more than he bargained for.


S3. Ep 6: (Cryptids in the Cul-de-sac / I used to work at Vine)
07/08/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: After two episodes we finally move away from the Christmas theme. Today on episode 6 we delve into the realm of suburban horror stories. Hear a campfire-esque tale of when the new neighbors are just a little too off. Then we hear the story of a former Senior aerospace engineer at Vine, and how although social media companies come and go, government military installations are a constant source of employment.


S3. Ep 5: (Stuck in the TV/DJ Samwise Ganjee)
06/25/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear two classic tales, one rooted in the lore and mystery that surrounds the life of John Stevens (aka. Johnny Jumpman). Then, the following story transports us from the Miami club scene in the early 2000's, to the founding of a major religion on an alien planet. Warm up some hot cocoa and tune into this weeks episode.


S3. Ep 4.5 (*BONUS*): The year the crab people saved Christmas.
06/10/2023

On this special bonus episode of Zorb & Gorb, we shake it up with some old bay and do a hamburger flip. Two stories each split down the middle make for a wonderful episode. Tune in to hear how cattle ranching, Columbia University or Entomology, and Robot bird drones all intersect in one man's life. Then hear the long awaited tale of how the Crab people saved Christmas.


S3. Ep.4: The “Science!” Episode
06/03/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: The intro inspires us to do a deep dive into stories of scientific wonders. We explore deep questions like: Are we alone in the universe? What were frogs like in the ancient past? Is Brad ok in there? What happened to Rob? There is so much we don't know, so tune for this episode of scientific exploration.


S3. Ep. 3 (So much mustache/L’apocalypse de Rambi Bumbo)
05/28/2023

On this episode of Zorb & Gorb: We hear of a world filled with secret agents with questionable motives, mustachioed men with paleontology degrees, and how one man can be both so young, and so old. After that, we envision a post apocalyptic future defined by toxic rain, unhinged government operatives, and an Electronic music duo formed in Paris in 1993.


S3. Ep. 2 (Beignets Fever Dreams/Kelby Schmurmel Amateur Herpetologist)
05/21/2023

On Episode 2 of Season 3 we crack open our Herpetology textbooks and learn about the Order Crocodilia. First hearing a tale of the lost *village* of Atlantis, then hear how Old lady Smickens and the bankruptcy of a misguided start up gave rise to one woman's business success and a little crocodile's freedom.


S3. Ep. 1 (Welcome to Chile/Mr. Magorbius)
05/06/2023

The first episode of season 3 we hear about the hidden mysteries of Chile South Dakota. Then learn the fascinating connection between our moon cats, pumpkins, dentures, and most of all Mr. Magorbius.


S2. Ep.10 (Season Finale/YumYum Surprise)
04/30/2023

On the Season 2 finale of ZorbNGorb, we hear tales about a small English village full of mysterious tiny people, the true cost of mind-body disconnection, and FBI agent Carmen SanDiego's toughest case yet. We also have a surprise guest!


S2. Ep.9 (Δ+8)-wolves=The Cold War Never Happened.
03/19/2023

On this special episode of ZorbNGorb: We tell a marathon long story about the dangers of higher mathematics. From the cold wilderness of Siberia, underground facilities in the American southwest, to O'Grimacey's pub in "The Good" Kansas city, we learn just how malleable our reality truly is.


S2 Ep.8 (Sneaky Pete and the birth of Sparta/The Crab King of Illinois)
03/11/2023

On this episode of Z&G: Zorb regales us with tale of waring gangs in ancient Greece, and the lost true culture of Athens. Gorb follows it up with a tale of mystery, intrigue, intelligent frogs, and The Crab King of Illinois.


S2 Ep.7: (The J Crew/Twinkie from Chicago)
03/04/2023

On this episode of Z&G: Gorb gives a riveting talk on the economics of south-western Idaho during the 90s, and its implications for shoplifters everywhere. Then Zorb explains how a Chicago Cubs fan ended up in shogunate era Japan, and what to do if you forget the pliers.


S2 Ep. “Definitely 6” (The many numbers of Piggy Sam/Ziggy Shiner and the devolution of ants)
02/17/2023

On this episode of Z&G: We hear Zorb deliver a stellar Middle English accent, learn the secret to shoe shining, and find out how the human race was not the first species to master nuclear power on earth. Now sit back and enjoy S2 Ep. "Definitely 6" one of our most entertaining flops yet.


S2 Ep. “Probably 5” (Massive Gains in Balmington/Performance Art at Gate 7)
02/11/2023

On this episode of Z&G(after dark): We learn the tale of the worlds most evil nail clipper, just how jacked a Clydesdale can get, and about a little goat with big dreams. Afterwards buckle up for an epic saga involving performance art, the TSA, and the Cheese King of Delta airlines.


S2 Ep.4 (A Gentleman’s Zorb over cheese/Early bird special at the Tournament)
01/21/2023

On this episode of Z&G: Join us for a Gentleman's Zorb, where we indulge in conversations about the power of facial hair, the mysteries of limestone, and the future of Sports entertainment.


S2 Ep.3 (Mission Gorb-possible/”Screams in Penguin”)
09/24/2022

On this episode of Zorb N Gorb: We learn about why Gorb's audio connection is always so shoddy, and then we dive into a tale of senior class prank gone wrong.


Season 2 Ep. 2 (Yurben’s wish/O’l Sparky Rolph)
09/19/2022

On this episode of Z&G: We learn neither Zorb nor Gorb have any understanding of how big Australia is, how much Greek names have changed since 1600's Crete, and what happens when you find and old shoe in the forest.


Season 2: Ep. 1 (Larry, Garry, Jerry, Oh My!/Um. Um. Um. Thats a good Muffin.)
06/25/2022

For Season 2 of Zorb & Gorb we jump right in with wild tales of time travel in the drug ridden San Fransisco of the 80s. We follow that with an elaborate journey down Dreary Lane, which leads us to the rise of modern club music and a battle for the soul of the Catholic church. Grab a beverage of your choice and gather round for the dawn of season 2.


Ep. 10 (Zorb and Gorb’s worst stories & Mount Alabama)
05/01/2022

On today's episode Zorb gifts us a tall tale of deadly maps, addicting coins, and the lost city of Tunkadunk. Gorb tells the worst story ever. A tragedy filled with mafia violence, mysterious deaths, and fight club junior. To top it off, we finally hear from Ricky, and a tale of murder, hexes, politics, and a mountain in Alabama.


Ep. 9 (Exile, Wolves, and Bunnies… Oh my!)
04/24/2022

This episode is a take on an ancient Korean text and its primeval origins. Do you know about the red flower?


BONUS Episode (Zorb and Gorb After Dark)
04/10/2022

Get ready for two colossal train wrecks of a story. After a few alcoholic beverages Zorb and Gorb go down a rabbit hole that includes many Hans's, Pigeon Force 5, Josefina, Auntie Nan Nan, and the horrors of early 20th century child labor.


Ep. 8 (Gaseous Aliens and The Legend Phil Collins & Squats with my Squatch)
04/10/2022

Today we learn the true story of what was coming in the air that night. Then we dive into the lesser known facts about German American immigrants, and the dreaded Squatchbro.


Ep. 7 (Zorb get’s canceled & Little Melanie Bracketts)
04/03/2022

In this train wreck of an episode, we dive into the a cappella group that spawned the age of consumerism, and the one band member who tried to stop them. Then we hear a wild story of evil hairpieces, 1 inch tall people, and the small city state of Boston 12.