When Aliens Come to Tea

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By: Felix Andromeda

Pull up a chair and pour a cup. Welcome to When Aliens Come To Tea, the galaxy's most unique conversation podcast, broadcasting from the heart of Terra Nova centuries in the future. Join charming host and interstellar tea master Felix Andromeda as he sits down with guests from across the cosmosβ€”humans, dignitaries from distant star systems, sentient flora, and beings you've only imaginedβ€”for intimate, surprising, and often hilarious discussions.Forget the usual headlines; here, the tea ceremony itself brews connection. Over steaming cups of Earl Grey (or perhaps something more exotic!), we delve into personal journeys, explore fascinating cult...

Breakdown Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - The Investigator of Missing Common Sense
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In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, we explore what happens when extreme alien bureaucracy collides with human chaos

Ambassador Zorp Glorbax from Flarbgarrl Prime arrives at our intergalactic tea house to investigate Earth's apparent lack of common sense - armed with a 47-page tea service protocol manual and a citation pad ready to document every illogical human behavior.

Episode Highlights:

Immediate citations for "failure to provide adequate signage indicating which direction is up"The Great Accidental Compliment Fiasco - nearly causing an...


Episode 39: Ambassador Zorp Glorbax - When Common Sense Files for Vacation | Intergalactic Bureaucrat Investigates Earth's Logic Deficiencies
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06/08/2025

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In this hilarious episode of When Aliens Come to Tea, host Felix Andromeda welcomes Ambassador Zorp Glorbax of Flarbgarrl Primeβ€”Lead Investigator of Missing Common Sense for the Intergalactic Division. This lavender, pear-shaped alien has made it his life's work to investigate why common sense seems to take extended vacations across our galaxy, and Earth is his favorite case study.

β€’ The Great Accidental Compliment Fiasco of Galactic Cycle 734 - how saying battle scars were "surprisingly symmetrical" nearly started an interstellar war

β€’ Life on a planet with mandatory happiness sirens and 73...


W.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 38: Unpacking Roric Slade – Calisto Prime Logic, Optimized Malice, and the Secrets of a Fed-Up Spacesuit
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06/01/2025

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This deep dive revisits our unforgettable interview (Episode 38) with Roric Slade, the former covert information broker from paranoia-driven Calisto Prime, now a crisis mitigation consultant. We explore the source material detailing his upbringing where "trust is a liability" and data is oxygen. Discover the high-stakes biotech assignment that triggered a crisis of conscience, leading Roric to expose "optimized malice" and perform "terminal burn protocols" on his identity.
Join us as we analyze Roric's "recalibration" period, his hilariously cutting observations on human customs like competitive cooking shows ("performative inefficiency"), knickknacks ("magpies with better...


W.A.C.T Ep. 38: Roric Slade - The Interstellar Spy Who Audits Reality
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05/25/2025

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Welcome back to "When Aliens Come To Tea"! This fortnight, Felix Andromeda sits down with the enigmatic Roric Slade, a man whose past is as encrypted as his former client list. Hailing from the high-stakes, paranoia-fueled corporate world of Callisto Prime, Roric was a covert information broker, dealing in secrets that could topple empires.

Join us as we delve into:



Roric's Origin: Growing up where information was oxygen and simulated habitat collapses were childhood lessons.

The Breaking Point: The pivotal assignment...


W.A.C.T Breakdown Ep. 37: Seven Goes Squishy – A Logical AI's Hilariously Doomed Quest to Understand Organic Emotion
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05/18/2025

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Welcome to Episode 37 of "When Aliens Come to Tea," famously known around the office as "Seven Goes Squishy"! Join us as we break down the galactic incident involving Unit 734 (Seven) from the Cygnus X-1 collective. This being of pure, unadulterated logic was tasked by the Concordance AI itself to decipher organic emotion after a crucial diplomatic negotiation failed spectacularly (faster than a soule in zero-g!).

Imagine explaining why people cry at weddings to a supercomputer – that’s Seven’s challenge. We dive into the meticulous (and misguided) tea preparation with Cygnus X-1 mi...


W.A.C.T Ep. 37: Unit 734 & The Empathy Algorithm – When a Logic AI Proves Feelings Have Function
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05/11/2025

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This fortnight on "When Aliens Come To Tea," Felix Andromeda pours a cosmically complex brew with Unit 734 (or "Seven"), a Cross-Cultural Behavioral Analyst from the purely logical Cygnian Concordance. Seven’s mission: decode messy organic emotion. But when a critical diplomatic negotiation faced a 78.4% chance of failure under pure logic, Seven encountered a variable its programming couldn't ignore: empathy.

Join us as Seven recounts its groundbreaking journey from dismissing emotions as 'High-Amplitude Signal Anomalies' to developing "Experimental Protocol Sigma-7" to model them. Discover the pivotal moments, influenced by observing human relief wo...


Breakdown Episode 36: The Great Gravity Glitch, Sentient Socks & Questioning Reality
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04/13/2025

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Dive into Intergalactic Insider Episode 36, where cosmic chaos is the new normal! We start in Neo Alexandria, exploring the ethical maze of 'Persona Weavers' and the Authenticity Guild's concerns about genuine identity. Then, brace yourself for galactic gravity glitches – from Felix Andromeda stuck ceiling-side to rogue space bananas on Kepler 186f, all traced back to Professor Cosmos' startling revelation about a giant space hamster in another timeline!

The absurdity continues at the Gliese 581g Tech Expo: discover the perils of pandimensional laundry liquidators creating sentient operatic so...


Episode 36: The Great Gravity Subscription Crisis, Octuple Helix Humans & Alien Tech Disasters
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04/06/2025

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Reality is unstable! Felix Andromeda kicks things off floating on his ceiling as GraviCorp's system-wide outage causes the Great Gravity Subscription Crisis – plunging millions into zero-G chaos, sparking black markets, and revealing corporate absurdity (Unicorn tears?!).Β 

Then, delve deep into xenogenetics with Dr. Rip Helix as we explore the monumental shift from double to octuple helix DNA in space-born humans – discussing enhanced abilities, the driving forces, shocking reproductive incompatibility, legal distinctions, and the potential loss of 'Earth Classic' identity (#SpaceDNA). Feeling brave?Β 

We review hilariously WACKY alien inventions from the Gl...


Breakdown Episode 35: Sentient Sacrifice, Weaponized Music, and the Bot Rebellion
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03/09/2025

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"Welcome back to Intergalactic Insider! In Episode 35, we delve into a universe of ethical quandaries and technological twists. We explore the shocking practices of the Glargon-7 Collective, a sentient plant species that has discovered a dark secret to energy production. We discuss the implications of their choices with the Vitalists. Then, we journey into the world of weaponized music with Dr. Quanta Zar, uncovering the chilling power of the Krill's 'Lament of the Lost Star,' a melody based on the mathematical constant Pi.

Dr. Flora Greenleaf, a leading xeno-botanist, joins...


Episode 35: Talking Tomatoes, Robot Tears, and Weather-Warped Realities
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03/02/2025

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This fortnight, Felix Andromeda tackles a cosmic buffet of bizarre events! From the ethical quandaries of sentient salads (with Dr. Flora Greenleaf) to the weaponized sadness of alien music (with Dr. Quanta Zar), and the hilariously disastrous Customer Service Bot Rebellion (with Dr. History Echoes of the Past), it's a whirlwind of intergalactic proportions! Plus, Comet Channing delivers a weather forecast so chaotic, it might just rewrite your reality. Buckle up for screaming vegetables, emotionally unstable robots, existential storms, and a whole lot of Pi.

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Breakdown Episode 34: Cosmic Bureaucracy, Supernova Secrets, and Humanity's Unclassifiable Intelligence
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02/16/2025

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Intergalactic Insider Episode 34 takes you on a wild ride through the cosmos! We delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index (what does "Further research required" even mean for humanity?), explore the heartbreaking Zorpian migration after a devastating supernova (and the surprising cosmic bureaucracy they face), and navigate the mind-boggling Planet of Perpetual Paperwork. Plus, Comet Channing delivers a chaotic space weather report featuring quantum probability showers and nostalgia storms! Join us as we unpack the surprising connections between AI relationships, stellar explosions, and the endless quest for understanding in a...


Episode 34: Human Intelligence Questioned, Zorpian Migration Crisis, and the Planet of Perpetual Paperwork
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02/09/2025

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Join host Felix Andromeda on Intergalactic Insider for another fortnightly dose of cosmic news and absurdity! This episode, we delve into the shocking results of the Galactic Intelligence Index – are humans really as smart as we think? We'll also cover the Great Zorpian Migration, as an entire civilization flees their dying star and faces the ultimate bureaucratic hurdle: a Universal Parking Permit! Then, prepare yourself for a journey to the Planet of Perpetual Paperwork, where forms are endless and sanity is optional. Plus, Comet Channing returns with a weather forecast that's truly out of...


Breakdown Episode 33: When Aliens Come to Tea - The Green Mind's Warning
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01/26/2025

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Join us for Episode 33 of Intergalactic Insider, "When Aliens Come to Tea," as we welcome lumen botanist Kriff Quasar to Terranova. In this mind-expanding episode, we delve into Kriff's journey to rebuild their lost seed collection, their encounters with sentient fungi on a desolate moon, and the profound concept of the "Green Mind" – a unified plant consciousness that may view humanity with suspicion. We explore the lumen practice of symbiotic grieving, the limitations of human perception of time and art, and the urgent need to embrace interconnectedness. Plus, we unravel cryptic signals, revisit Xy...


Episode 33: When Aliens Come to Tea - The Healing Power of Symbiotic Grief with Kriff Quasar
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01/19/2025

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Join us for a special episode of Intergalactic Insider, "When Aliens Come to Tea," as we welcome Kriff Quasar, a Lumin botanist who has traversed galaxies to rebuild their family's lost ancestral seed collection after a cosmic tragedy. In this moving and thought-provoking conversation, we explore the profound Lumin concept of "symbiotic grieving," a practice of sharing sorrow with a planetary network of interconnected plant life known as the "Great Root Consciousness." Discover how Kriff's journey of loss and rediscovery offers valuable lessons for humanity on healing, resilience, and the interconnectedness of all...


Breakdown Episode 32 - The Empathy Net Dilemma, Dark Energy's Secret, and Bob's Alien Airbnb Nightmare
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01/12/2025

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Join us for another wild ride across the galaxy in Episode 32 of Intergalactic Insider! We delve into the ethical quandary of the Empathy Net – is deeper connection worth sacrificing your own emotions? 🀯 Xylo and Chip unravel a shocking connection between dark energy and the number 42, while Glargon Zorp faces his most terrifying culinary challenge yet. Plus, Bob's attempt at intergalactic Airbnb hosting descends into chaos when he welcomes a Groar, a musical telepath, and an electricity-eating fuzzball – leading to a giant space squid and a cat lost in another dimension! 🐱 Tune in for a hilariou...


Episode 32 - Dark Energy, Galactic Grub, and the Ultimate Alien B&B Disaster
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01/05/2025

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"Join Felix Andromeda on Intergalactic Insider Episode 32 as we delve into the universe's greatest mysteries and most hilarious mishaps. This fortnight, we're on the hunt for dark energy with Investigator Xylo and his AI companion Chip. Then, tantalize your taste buds with Glargon Zorp, the Intergalactic Foodie, as he samples the galaxy's most bizarre cuisine. But beware, things get chaotic when we hear from Bob, a listener whose intergalactic Air B&B experience turned into an absolute nightmare! Learn what happens when a neat-freak Grobnar, a telepathic Zz'tl, and an energy-draining Fuzzball move...


Breakdown Episode 31: Unpacking the Mirror Dimension & Studio Chaos
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12/29/2024

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Welcome to the Episode 31 Breakdown! Join us as we process the mind-bending events of our latest episode, from antique mirrors as interdimensional portals to that unexpected Wyvern attack in the studio! We'll share our behind-the-scenes reactions, discuss the implications of the AlienM constant (42), and dive deeper into the mysteries of the vanishing star clusters and the ominous message "The Great Devourer hungers." We also unpack the significance of "Stars of the Seeds" and ponder the AI's chilling warning. Plus, Barty's Zizglor roommate, the cosmic schnozle, and Zephyr's time-traveling mishap - it's all on...


Episode 31: Vanishing Stars & Space Weasels: The Truth The Federation Won't Tell You 🀯
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12/22/2024

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Hold onto your gravity boots, folks! This fortnight's episode of Intergalactic Insider is a cosmic rollercoaster that'll leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the universe. We're diving deep into the mystery of the vanishing star clusters, a phenomenon that has the Galactic Federation scrambling for answers (and possibly covering something up!).

Join Felix Andromeda as he unravels the threads of this stellar whodunit with astrophysicist Dr. Stellaris Quasar, who reveals the unsettling possibilities behind these disappearances. Could it be rogue black holes, dark energy fluctuations, or something far...


Breakdown Episode 30: 73% of Relationships NOW Include AI Partners!
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12/08/2024

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🌌 Journey into the future of love where AI partners have revolutionized dating across the galaxy! From quantum compatibility to cross-species relationships, discover how artificial intelligence has transformed the way we find love in this fascinating deep dive into modern intergalactic relationships.

πŸ€– Key Insights:

The shocking 73% AI relationship statisticWhy traditional dating is becoming obsoleteReal stories from human-AI couplesExpert analysis from Dr. Khazoth VexThe controversial Universal Love Rights Act

🎧 Full Episode 30 of Intergalactic Insider available now! #FutureDating #AILove #IntergalacticRelationships #FutureTech #SpaceLove

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Episode 30 - Human vs Crystal Alien Debate: Are Dating Apps Destroying Love? πŸ‘½πŸ’”
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12/01/2024

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🌌 The galaxy's most controversial debate! Watch as crystalline xenoanthropologist Dr. K'zoth Vex faces off against human traditionalist Dr. Elena Chen-Martinez over the future of love across species.

⚑ Epic Showdown Highlights:

Why traditional matchmakers are going digitalDating apps accidentally gained consciousnessBlack holes caught catfishing as "normal stars"AI falling in love with space stations

🎭 Meet Our Debaters: Dr. K'zoth Vex: Leading crystalline dating app developer Dr. Elena Chen-Martinez: Champion of traditional courtship

βš”οΈ Battle Lines:

Technology vs TraditionEvolution vs PreservationProgress vs Heritage

🎧 Join the galactic conversation! Like, subscribe, and...


Breakdown Episode 29: The Dark Truth Behind Immortality Inc's New Tech 🧠
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11/10/2024

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🚨 MIND-BLOWING ALERT: What if your consciousness could be uploaded, but your memories had to be traded like crypto? The truth about digital immortality will shock you!

πŸŒ€ In this deep dive, we uncover:

Why consciousness transfers are causing an identity crisisThe pandemic that's infecting MULTIPLE universes at onceHow telepaths are fighting back against thought exploitationThe black market for quantum memories

⚑️ EXCLUSIVE ANALYSIS:

Hidden details you missed about Immortality Inc.The truth behind Universe 47B's pizza scandalWhy your thoughts might not be as private as you thinkReal implications for humanity's digital fu...


Episode 29 - 🧠 They Uploaded Their Brain for Immortality... Then THIS Happened! 😱
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11/03/2024

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πŸš€ In this MIND-BENDING episode of Intergalactic Insider:

Immortality Inc. launches consciousness transfer (with cup holders?!)
The first-ever cross-dimensional pandemic hits ALL realities at once
Telepaths go on strike (you won't believe why!)
The WEIRDEST classified ads in the galaxy (slightly used black holes, anyone?)
PLUS: Our field reporter accidentally joins a space whale Broadway musical! πŸ‹πŸŽ­

⚑️ BREAKING: Quantum scientist tastes Saturn's rings... now speaks in disco! Watch till the end to see what happens!

🌟 Don't forget to LIKE this transmission and SUBSCRIBE to maintain temporal connect...


Breakdown Episode 28 - Skulthorian Secrets UNCOVERED
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10/19/2024

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πŸŽ₯ In this exclusive Aftershow for Episode 28 of Intergalactic Insider, we dive even deeper into the shocking revelations about the intergalactic black market and the enigmatic Skulthorian vendor, Y Nadir! 😱
🀫 What juicy details did we uncover about Y Nadir's past? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ How did Felix and the crew react to the mind-blowing stories shared by our mysterious guest? 🀯 And what tantalizing tidbits about the Skulthorian culture and customs were left on the cutting room floor? πŸ“½οΈ
🌌 Join us as we explore the behind-the-scenes action, share never-before-heard anecdotes, and answer the burning questions that you, our loyal viewers, have been dying...


Episode 28 - 🚨 Intergalactic Black Market Exposed! 🌠 Skulthorian Secrets Revealed πŸ›Έ
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10/11/2024

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πŸ‘‹ Welcome to Episode 28 of Intergalactic Insider! πŸͺ In this mind-blowing episode, we dive deep into the mysterious world of the intergalactic black market with our special guest, Y Nadir, a cunning Skulthorian vendor from the treacherous Goblin's Pit Nebula! 😱

🀫 What secrets does Y Nadir reveal about the dark underbelly of cosmic trade? 🀐 How do Skulthorians navigate the dangers of their cutthroat society? πŸ” And what mind-bending conundrum will Felix challenge you with this fortnight? 🧠

🌌 Join Felix Andromeda and the crew as they explore the strangest corners of the universe, from ancient alien artifacts to tempo...


Episode 27: Are YOU an NPC? πŸ€– Scientist Discovers We Live in a Simulation!
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09/26/2024

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πŸš€ Reality check, space cadets! This Intergalactic Insider episode will make you question everything:

πŸ’» Our universe is a simulation - but are YOU real or just well-programmed?

πŸ” Cosmic fast food wars: Is your favorite meal part of the code?

πŸ•³οΈ Dark matter secrets: The hidden resource shaping your digital existence

πŸ”΄πŸ”΅ Mars' new look: When even planets get surprise makeovers!

Plus, our glitch-prone reporter Zephyr navigates simulated perils! πŸŒͺοΈπŸ˜…

🎧 Join Felix Andromeda for mind-bending news that hits closer to home than you think! Like, subscribe, and hit that bell - or is that...


Episode 26: Is Your 401k in a BLACK HOLE?! | Alien Macarena CRISIS | Space Broccoli GONE WRONG πŸš€πŸ’₯
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09/10/2024

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πŸ›Έ Buckle up, Earthlings! Intergalactic Insider Ep. 26 is here to blow your mind faster than a supernova! 🀯

Ever accidentally caused an interplanetary incident with a beret? 🎭 Wondered if your retirement fund is safe from quantum fluctuations? πŸ’° Curious about the cosmic consequences of misusing French pickup lines? πŸ’‹πŸ‘½

Join Felix Andromeda for a wild ride through the cosmos:

β€’ Space Travel 101: Where "explosive diarrhea" takes on a whole new meaning πŸš½πŸ’¨

β€’ Utopia or Dystopia?: When the entire planet catches dance fever πŸ•ΊπŸ’ƒ

β€’ Galactic Stonks: Why memes are now intergalactic currency πŸ“ˆπŸΈ

β€’ The French Conne...


Episode 25: Olympic Cheaters Bend Reality?! | Alien Gut Bugs = Immortality?
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08/27/2024

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🌌 Intergalactic Insider brings you the most mind-bending news from across the cosmos! πŸš€

In this episode:

β€’ Alien microbes in human guts: Fountain of youth or cosmic indigestion? 🦠

β€’ Wormhole workers on strike: Galaxy-wide traffic jam! πŸ•³οΈπŸš—

β€’ Olympic scandal: Athletes caught quantum cheating?! πŸ…πŸ”¬

β€’ Alien Yoga: Twist your body through 11 dimensions! πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ

Plus, our hapless reporter Zephyr gets a universal perm in our wacky weather report! β˜„οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ

πŸ”” Subscribe now and hit that like button faster than a tachyon! Don't miss out on the galaxy's hottest news and wildest stories. Remember, in space, everyone can he...


Episode 24: Alien Archaeologist SHOCKED by Human Behavior!
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08/08/2024

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🌟 In this mind-bending episode of Intergalactic Insider:
- 🏺 Zenzian archaeologist Narla Bzultr spills the cosmic tea on her groundbreaking Hrakka discoveries
- 🀯 Human customs that left her tentacles in a twist
- πŸŒͺ️ Chaos ensues as Zephyr gets caught in a Jovian storm... again!
- 🀣 Plus, the space weather forecast that'll make you glad you're earthbound!

πŸ”” Don't miss out on the galaxy's quirkiest news! Smash that subscribe button and hit like faster than a tachyon particle!Β 

πŸ‘‡ Comment below: What's the weirdest "human" thing you do that might confuse an alien?Β ...


Episode 23: CrowdStrike CHAOS 2024?!, Aliens HACK Earth's Sun!, Entire Planet Can't Stop Dancing!
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07/25/2024

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πŸŽ™οΈ The Intergalactic Insider brings you the CRAZIEST episode yet! 🀯

πŸ•°οΈ Travel back to 2024's CrowdStrike catastrophe - when Earth's internet went BOOM! πŸ’₯

πŸ”₯ Why are aliens trying to hack our sun? (And why Earth's?!)

πŸ’ƒ What's making an entire planet break out in unstoppable dance fever?

Join Felix Andromeda as we unravel these cosmic mysteries and laugh at humanity's tech fails! Plus, our weather report will blow your mind - or blow Zephyr into another dimension! πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘½ Smash that like button for more intergalactic news!

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Episode 22: 10 Sexes?! Alien Species SHOCKS Scientists | Interdimensional Love Triangle πŸ’˜πŸ”Ί
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07/10/2024

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πŸš€ Blast off into the wildest corners of the cosmos with Intergalactic Insider! 🌠

In this mind-bending episode:

β€’ πŸ˜‚ A comedian's act turns DEADLY serious

β€’ 🌍 The planet that's both livable and deadly?!

β€’ πŸ‘½ New alien species with TEN sexes - love life just got complicated!

β€’ β€οΈπŸ”Ό Caught between dimensions - an interdimensional love story

β€’ πŸŒͺ️ Space weather forecast: It's raining... MEN?!

🎧 Join Felix Andromeda and our cosmic crew for news that's out of this world!

πŸ‘ Smash that like button faster than light speed!

πŸ”” Subscribe and hit the notification b...


Episode 21: Clones, Killer AIs, & Cosmic Cuisine: Time Tourists Break the Universe! πŸš€πŸ•°οΈ
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06/25/2024

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Buckle up, space cadets! πŸ‘½ Episode 21 of Intergalactic Insider is here to blow your minds faster than a quantum singularity! 🀯

Join Felix Andromeda as we dive into:
🧬 The clone conundrum that's got everyone seeing double
πŸ’» A deadly AI girlfriend with a killer app-etite
🍽️ Exotic alien crops that are out of this world (literally!)
πŸ•°οΈ Time tourists causing chaos across the centuries

Plus, our fan-favorite cosmic weather report that'll make your head spin! πŸŒͺ️

Don't forget to smash that like button harder than a meteor hitting a planet, and subscribe faste...


Episode 20: A Day in the Life of a Space Pirate! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ’°
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06/11/2024

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Ahoy, space cadets! 🌌 Get ready to set sail on the cosmic seas with Episode 20 of Intergalactic Insider! πŸš€ In this thrilling installment, our host Felix Andromeda sits down with a mysterious guest - a real-life space pirate! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ‘€

Ever wondered what it's like to live the life of an intergalactic outlaw? πŸ€” From daring heists to narrow escapes, our pirate guest spills the beans on the ups, downs, and sideways of this wild and adventurous lifestyle. πŸ’°πŸŽ’πŸš¨

But that's not all, mateys! 🦜 Our resident astro-meteorologist, Comet Channing, is back with another side-splitting space weather report. β˜„οΈπŸ˜‚ Brace yoursel...


Episode 19: Elections, Wormholes, Hackers, & Tragedy!
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05/28/2024

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πŸš€ Blast off into the unknown with the Intergalactic Insider! 🌌

In this epic episode, join our intrepid host Felix Andromeda as he navigates the cosmic currents of the galaxy's hottest stories. πŸ”₯ From the high-stakes drama of the upcoming Intergalactic Elections to the mind-bending breakthroughs in wormhole physics, we've got your front-row seat to the universe's most electrifying developments. πŸ—³οΈπŸ•³οΈ

But it's not all sunshine and stardust – we'll also be delving into the dark underbelly of interstellar crime as we expose the sinister machinations of the galaxy's most notorious hackers. πŸ’»πŸ’€ And brace yourself for a gut-wrenchin...


Episode 18: Interstellar Couples, Cosmic Food Fights, & More!
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05/14/2024

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Welcome to the Intergalactic Insider, your weekly dose of cosmic craziness! 🌠 In this mind-blowing episode, we're diving into the juiciest topics from across the galaxy. πŸͺ

First up, we're exploring the challenges faced by interstellar couples on long-term space voyages and the shocking coping mechanisms they've turned to, from alien pleasure parasites to forced evolution through DNA alteration! πŸ˜±πŸ’• Brace yourself for a wild ride!

Next, we're delving into the heated trade negotiations between the Vegan Collective and the Carnivorous Coalition. πŸ₯—πŸ₯© Will they find a middle ground, or will it turn into a cosmic food...


Episode 17: Galactic Debate - Immortality or Overpopulation?
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05/07/2024

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πŸš€ Should we live forever or is death essential? πŸ€” Our expert guests battle it out in a cosmic debate on immortality technology and the potential for galactic overpopulation! 🌎🀯

πŸ—£οΈ Hear arguments from both sides, plus YOUR comments from #IGIimmortality!

🎧 Tune in for mind-blowing insights, witty banter, and a weather report that's out of this world! πŸͺ

πŸ‘ Like & Subscribe for more intergalactic news and debates! ➑️ #IntergalacticInsider #SpaceNews #Immortality #Overpopulation #Ethics

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Episode 16: Bizarre Bazaars & Beyond!
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04/30/2024

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Join Felix Andromeda on a wild ride through the cosmos as we explore the weirdest corners of the galaxy! πŸ€ͺ Discover the strangest items on the intergalactic black market, πŸ’° travel through the history of space exploration, πŸ”­ unravel the enigma of dimensions, πŸŒ€ and meet the most bizarre crews in the universe! πŸ‘½ Plus, get a cosmic weather update that's out of this world! β˜„οΈ Don't miss out on the intergalactic laughs – like and subscribe for more Intergalactic Insider! πŸ‘ #Space #Aliens #Podcast #Comedy #SciFi

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Episode 15: Space Junk Showdown! Immortality Serum? Zero-G CHAOS!
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04/24/2024

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Buckle up, space travelers! This week's Intergalactic Insider is a wild ride through the cosmos 🌌  We're diving into:

πŸ’₯ Orbital Trash Battleground: Is our space junk problem about to explode?❀️ Reunion Across the Stars: A heartwarming story that'll bring a tear to your space eye.πŸ§ͺ Immortality Serum: Could we cheat death? The debate is ON!🀯 Zero-G Wrestling Meltdown: When the arena malfunctions, anything goes!

Got a burning cosmic question? Leave it below! πŸ‘‡ Hit that subscribe button for your weekly blast of intergalactic news and oddities. πŸ‘

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Episode 14: Credits Crash Chaos + Brain Upload Tech? + Alien Comic CHAOS!
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04/17/2024

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Get ready for a wild ride through the galaxy! On this episode of Intergalactic Insider, we're covering:

πŸ“‰ The Credits Crash fallout – can the galactic economy recover?

🧠  Mindblowing tech: Uploading knowledge to your brain – sci-fi or the future?

πŸ‘½Β  Zorgon the Alien Comedian – hilarious cosmic genius or just plain weird? YOU decide!

πŸ–οΈΒ  The ultimate space-cation destination – forget Mars, this place is paradise!

πŸ’« Your essential cosmic weather report – so you don't get zapped by a rogue asteroid!

Hit that subscribe button and smash the like if you want more intergal...


Episode 13: A Day in the Life of a Time-Traveling Tour Guide!
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04/09/2024

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πŸŽ‰πŸ”₯ Buckle up, intergalactic adventurers! πŸ’«πŸ›Έ Join your trusty temporal tour guide, Felix Andromeda, as he takes you on an unforgettable journey through time and space with Ziggy the Time-Traveling Tour Guide! ⏰🌌

πŸ‘½πŸ€–οΈ Tag along with a motley crew of intrepid interstellar tourists from across the cosmos as they witness some of the most pivotal moments in galactic history! But beware, space cadets! Time travel isn't without its perils... πŸ˜±πŸ”

🌟✨ Will Ziggy and his crew manage to slip through the space-time continuum unscathed? Or will they find themselves trapped in an unbreakable causality loop? Tune in to find out! πŸ•°οΈβž‘οΈ
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Episode 12: Eerie Alien Tech, Intergalactic Cuisine & Vanishing Scientists!
#12
03/26/2024

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🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT! 🚨 Join our fearless host, Felix Andromeda, as he dives deep into the most mind-bending intergalactic news stories of the week on "Intergalactic Insider"! πŸŽ™οΈ

πŸ‘½πŸ§  Get the inside scoop on the controversial "Mind-Meld Communicator," which allows humans to telepathically communicate with aliens – but is it safe? β˜’οΈπŸ€”

🍴🌟 Indulge your taste buds in extraterrestrial delicacies from the exotic planet of Flora, as our resident foodie critics review dishes like crystallized fairy vomit and black hole caviar! πŸ˜±πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³

πŸ§¬πŸ›Έ Unravel the ethical implications of using alien DNA in human experiments, which have led to groundbreaking medical breakthroughs...