Critical Magic Theory: An Analytical Harry Potter Podcast

What would you do to be remembered?

This week on Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives deep into the shimmering shallows of Gilderoy Lockhart—a man so desperate for legacy, he obliterated others’ lives just to make space for his own myth. From vanity and fraudulence to memory charms and moral delusion, we interrogate what happens when someone builds their identity entirely on lies—and worse, starts believing them.

Is Lockhart a villain? A bad Ravenclaw? Just a glorified PR stunt with good hair? Join us as we unpack the performance of fame, the et...

What do maternal tropes, mediocre men, and magical possession all have in common?

In this "Prof Responses" episode, Professor Julian Wamble returns to unpack the post-episode chats on two very different figures: Minerva McGonagall and Quirinus Quirrell.
 
Was McGonagall really written as a maternal figure—or have we reimagined her to reflect a world Rowling couldn’t envision? And what do we do with Quirrell, a Ravenclaw who might’ve been smart enough to find Voldemort but foolish enough to wear him like a backpack?
 
From challenging the “mom or mess” dichotomy to breaking down the blu...

What if the villain wasn’t overtaken—but offered himself up?
 
In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives into the sweaty, stammering chaos of Professor Quirrell—and the dangerous audacity that lies beneath it. Often remembered as little more than a jittery man in a turban, Quirrell is actually one of the clearest cautionary tales in the Wizarding World: a man who gave Voldemort room on the back of his head in exchange for the illusion of power. From Ravenclaw ego to radical insecurity, we unpack what happens when ambition meets delusion—and why Quirrell...

“She was watching the Dursleys all day while everyone else celebrated—and somehow, we still expect more from her.”
 
In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we take a long-overdue deep dive into the one and only Minerva McGonagall. Often admired for her strength, fairness, and dry wit, McGonagall is seen by many as the model of a good teacher, a good Gryffindor, and a good person. But what happens when we start asking whether those expectations are fair—or even possible?

We unpack how patriarchy and pureblood supremacy shaped her life, how the fandom has turned he...

Welcome to Critical Magic Theory, where we deconstruct the Wizarding World of Harry Potter—because loving something doesn’t mean we can’t be critical of it.
 
This week’s Prof Response tackles one of our most emotional episodes to date: Remus Lupin. But before diving in, we confront a real-world reality—J.K. Rowling’s continued advocacy for trans-exclusionary laws and the heartbreak of deciding whether we can still use her text for good. Spoiler: we think we can. And we explain why.
 
From there, we wrestle with listener reflections on shame, love, and the monste...

Why didn’t Lupin ever write to Harry? Why did he run from Tonks? And how does someone who survives so much still feel like they deserve so little?

In this soul-stirring episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble peels back the layers of Remus Lupin—the beloved professor, the loyal Marauder, and the walking embodiment of internalized shame. Drawing from 700+ listener survey responses, Prof. Wamble explores how Lupin’s trauma, marginalization, and deep-rooted self-doubt shape not just his choices, but how we judge them. 

Stick around for a powerful final reflection that reframes Lupin not as a...

What if the biggest betrayal in the Wizarding World wasn’t just about evil—it was about never being seen in the first place?

In this episode chat of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble deep-dives into the fallout from “The Radacity of Peter Pettigrew” episode, reflecting on listener reactions and further complicating our understanding of one of Harry Potter’s most reviled characters. Was Peter a coward or a child soldier shaped by war? Did Sirius and James ever truly see him—or did their assumptions doom them all? With insights from listeners and meditations on victimhood, war, friends...

Thirteen years hiding in plain sight. A friendship shattered beyond repair.  A betrayal so bold it rewrote the entire course of the wizarding war.

The question isn’t whether Peter Pettigrew had audacity—it’s where he found the ratdacity.

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we’re scurrying deep into the shadows of the Marauders’ messiest member. Was Peter just a coward—or was he a master strategist in rodent’s clothing? We’re talking betrayal, survival, fear-fueled loyalty, and what happens when your desire to matter eclipses your sense of morality. Plus...

Can a villain be a good leader? Not if he’s noseless and narcissistic.

Welcome back to Critical Magic Theory, where we deconstruct the Wizarding World of Harry Potter—because loving something doesn’t mean we can’t be critical of it. In today’s Prof Responds episode, I’m diving deep into your post-episode thoughts on none other than the noseless wonder himself: Voldemort. Or, as some of us have started calling him… Voldiva.
 
We’re unpacking whether Voldemort was actually a good leader (spoiler: no), what his followers really wanted, and how Grindelwald might just be the evil...

Is this an episode of Real Housewives of the Wizarding World?

No, just an episode about ole Voldy V- the ultimate diva. From his obsession with power to his need for an audience at every major moment, we unpack how his insecurities, delusions, and over-the-top theatrics make him one of the most absurd villains in fiction.
 
We revisit the iconic graveyard scene, where Voldemort finally gets his body back—only to immediately fumble his own victory. We also break down whether he was actually a good leader to the Death Eaters (spoiler: he wasn’t) and explo...

In this lively and deeply engaging episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble responds to the fiery post-episode discussion about Tom Riddle. From dissecting the many hilarious and shady nicknames the CMT community bestowed upon Voldemort to unpacking the complexities of his insecurities, Julian dives deep into what makes Tom Riddle tick.
 
Topics range from the imposter syndrome and theatrics that defined Voldemort’s rise to power, to his surprising nostalgia for Hogwarts, and even the role of pretty privilege in his early manipulations. Plus, Julian tackles the thorny discourse around love potions, consent, and whether Voldemort’s “lo...

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we begin our deep dive into the origins of Lord Voldemort by unpacking the complexities of Tom Riddle Jr. Professor Julian Wamble explores what made young Tom tick—his ambitions, insecurities, and relentless desire to prove himself in the Wizarding World. Was he a textbook Slytherin, or did his ego ultimately undermine his ambitions? Is he a victim of his upbringing, or was his villainy inevitable?
 
From his desperate need for external validation to his obsession with rewriting his own identity, we trace the moments that shaped Tom Riddle into the Dar...

With chaos, controversy, and critical insight, Professor Julian Wamble dives into the passionate post-episode discussion following the Pure-Blood Showdown episode. With the fandom in an uproar over Narcissa Malfoy being crowned Best Parent, Julian unpacks the arguments from Patreon listeners, exploring the biases and dynamics at play in how fans judge “good” and “bad” parenting in the Wizarding World. The conversation extends to the contentious Worst Son designation for Barty Crouch Jr., with Julian examining the complexities of his relationship with Barty Crouch Sr. and how parental expectations shape perceptions of character morality.
 
Shifting gears, a Half-Blood Primer is introd...

BUST OUT YOUR YEARBOOKS!! It's time for the best and worst of the Purebloods! In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we wrap up our epic 14-month journey through the world of pure bloods. We explore what it truly means to be a pureblood in the Wizarding World—unpacking the social constructs, privileges, and pressures that shape their identities. From the tension between external validation and unapologetic individuality to the insidious nature of pure blood supremacy, we dive deep into how these characters are socialized, perceived, and ultimately remembered.

Huge thanks to our Patreon Deep Divers—Carlisa, Carrie, Hann...

In this special mini-episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble introduces a new segment: Prof Responds. This segment is designed to continue the discussion from the Patreon post-episode chat, allowing deeper engagement with listeners’ comments and insights.
 
The focus of this episode is Lavender Brown, exploring how race and gender intersect in the portrayal of her character. Professor Wamble examines the controversy surrounding Lavender’s race change in the Harry Potter films and the implications of representation, particularly how Black girls are often denied the carefree, “silly” portrayals that white teenage girls receive. 

The episode also touch...

Through a mix of critical analysis, and a healthy dose of chaos, Professor Wamble and Cassie (one of the Patreon “chronic overthinkers,”) reconsider Lavender Brown’s role in the series, her legacy, and what she can teach us about gendered expectations and internalized misogyny. They deep dive deep into the misunderstood and often maligned character of Lavender Brown asking- Why has the Harry Potter fandom been so hard on her? Is she truly as clingy and annoying as we’ve been conditioned to believe, or is she simply a teenage girl unapologetically embracing her emotions in a world that punishes femininit...

TW: DV and SA are discussed in this episode.

Can a villain also be a victim? Embark on a journey through the layered narrative of Merope Gaunt, the enigmatic mother of Voldemort, as we mark one year of Critical Magic Theory. Merope's contentious life story, shaped by a web of abuse and desperation, invites a deeper examination of the societal and family dynamics that molded her path.

In this episode, we scrutinize Merope's struggle for empowerment against the backdrop of a turbulent family life, drawing parallels to Harry Potter's own hardships. With a focus...

Join us as we unpack the paradoxical realities of the Gaunt family in the Harry Potter universe. Discover how Marvolo and Morfin Gaunt's fierce dedication to their bloodline leads to a toxic supremacy that survives despite their poverty and lack of societal advantages. This episode promises to uncover the complex dynamics that set the stage for Merope Gaunt's tragic story, which we will explore in the next episode.

In our exploration, we contrast the Gaunts with other notable families like the Malfoys and Weasleys, examining how financial standing and status influence their actions and beliefs. By comparing the...

What if you could navigate life with unapologetic authenticity? Discover how Luna Lovegood exemplifies this bold approach, as we explore her fascinating character from the Harry Potter series. In this latest episode,  you'll gain insights into Luna's remarkable ability to be herself, challenging societal norms and inspiring self-acceptance. We delve into Luna's placement in Ravenclaw House and speculate on her blood status while reflecting on her role as a standout character introduced later in the series. Join us as we discuss how she captures the hearts of fans and invites listeners to reconsider their own perspectives.

Luna Lovegood's b...

Our latest episode of Critical Magic Theory dives headlong into the enigmatic nature of Cedric Diggory from the Harry Potter series. Join us for an illuminating conversation as we dissect Cedric's brief but impactful presence and his embodiment of Hufflepuff values such as fairness, loyalty, and integrity. We explore Cedric's actions during the Triwizard Tournament, pondering whether his death was heroically tragic or emblematic of systemic failures that led to his downfall. Cedric's life as a Hufflepuff hero is not without its complexities. We delve into his struggles with societal expectations, like pure-blood supremacy and the privileges of being 'pretty...

What if the key to understanding the wizarding world's political chaos lies in the flawed leadership of Cornelius Fudge and Rufus Scrimgeour? This episode of Critical Magic Theory uncovers how these Ministers of Magic, potentially products of a society favoring pureblood supremacy, navigated a complex landscape riddled with biases. By examining their decisions and interactions we ponder whether these issues stem from the individuals or the institution they represent. Through the lens of Harry Potter's narrative, the episode reflects on the systemic shortcomings of the Ministry of Magic and emphasizes the importance of confronting reality in the face of political...

What if Neville Longbottom had been the chosen one instead of Harry Potter? Join Professor Julian Wamble on Critical Magic Theory as we explore this intriguing thought and unravel Neville's heroic journey in the wizarding world. We'll dive into his evolution from a timid boy into a courageous figure, challenging traditional notions of valor and redefining what it means to be a Gryffindor. Our conversation reaffirms the importance of diverse expressions of bravery in the wizarding world and highlights why Neville Longbottom is not only a friend to cherish but a treasure to celebrate.

Throughout this episode, we...

What if the key to understanding one of the Harry Potter series’ most enigmatic figures lies in examining the fragile line between victimhood and villainy? On this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we unravel the complexities of Bartemius Crouch Jr., alongside Professor Charlie Hunt, a political scientist and co-host of the podcast Scandalized. We dissect Barty Jr.'s tumultuous journey, from the oppressive shadow of his authoritative father to his chilling transformation into a devoted Death Eater, as we question whether his path was forged by inherent malice or relentless radicalization.

Our conversation ventures beyond the surface to co...

What if the very officials tasked with protecting the wizarding world were its greatest threats? Join us on this episode of Critical Magic Theory as we dissect the morally ambiguous and controversial actions of Barty Crouch Sr., a high-ranking Ministry official whose decisions have left indelible marks on the Harry Potter series. We’ll scrutinize his ruthless choices, like imprisoning Sirius Black without a trial, while also reflecting on his deeply flawed family dynamics and the shocking moment of near-remorse when he confesses his misdeeds. Was Crouch Sr. a necessary evil, or did his quest for control reveal a darker si...

Does Horace Slughorn's neutrality make him a hero or a coward? Join us on Critical Magic Theory as we dissect this enigmatic Potions Master from the Harry Potter series, exploring his ambiguous moral compass. Discover the depths of Slughorn's relationship with Tom Riddle, a connection that becomes a mirror reflecting his own darker ambitions. Our discussion highlights his opportunistic nature and the internal struggle he faces when confronted by Riddle—a student who embodies Slughorn's worst traits. This episode offers a nuanced look at Slughorn's motivations, from his creation of the Slug Club to his reluctance to take a stand ag...

Curious about how a childhood bully turns into a heroic figure? Join us on Critical Magic Theory as we dismantle the layers of James Potter's character from the Harry Potter series. What makes James Potter both admirable and flawed? We analyze his confrontation with Voldemort, his loyalty to friends like Sirius Black, and the ultimate betrayal by Peter Pettigrew. Through listener surveys, we dissect his transformation from a young bully to a man who bravely stands against evil. Is he a hero, or does his privileged background cloud our judgment of his character? We invite you to reconsider your own...

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we challenge the widely held perceptions of Sirius Black, diving into the depths of his character with our thoughtful Patreon contributor, Eric. Join us for a riveting exploration as we dissect some of Sirius's defining moments, drawing comparisons with other iconic Gryffindors and pure-blood characters. Discover how Sirius's blend of loyalty, recklessness, and bravery sets him apart, while also questioning whether his rebellion against the Black family's values makes him a hero or a flawed figure. By examining his strained relationship with Dumbledore, wrongful imprisonment in Azkaban, and complex dynamics with Harry, we...

Can the enigmatic lives of Andromeda Tonks and Regulus Black offer us lessons in courage and defiance against pureblood supremacy? Join us on this episode of Critical Magic Theory as Professor Julian Wamble navigates the sparse yet captivating details about these two lesser-known Harry Potter characters. We challenge the conventional views on Regulus's heroic actions and Andromeda's radical departure from her family's toxic ideologies, setting the stage for a deeper exploration of their motivations and the legacy they left behind.

We delve into the complexities of Andromeda's role as a sister and daughter who left her family for...

Is Bellatrix Lestrange driven by true love for Voldemort, or is it something darker? Join me, Professor Julian Wamble, on Critical Magic Theory as we dissect the enigmatic and terrifying loyalty of one of the wizarding world's most notorious villains. We'll untangle the web of motivations behind Bellatrix's actions, questioning whether her devotion is fueled by love, a fascination with power, or simply a desire to uphold the ideals Voldemort represents. By comparing her to other pureblood women like Molly Weasley and Narcissa Malfoy, we explore how gender and blood status shape their identities and actions within the wizarding society.<...

Is Draco Malfoy a misunderstood anti-hero or simply a privileged, spoiled rich boy? Join us on this episode of Critical Magic Theory as we untangle the web of Draco's complex motivations and actions throughout the Harry Potter series. Was his decision to join the Death Eaters an act of desperation or a genuine desire for glory? Together, with our insightful Patreon community member, the ever-brilliant Eve Medina, we dissect Draco's protective instincts towards the Golden Trio and scrutinize what true "Draco-demption" might entail.

We delve into Draco's loyalty, or lack thereof, and how much of it was influenced...

Is Draco Malfoy misunderstood or just a product of his environment? Join us for a compelling discussion as we celebrate Draco's birthday and kick off our two-part series dedicated to this enigmatic character. With the insightful Eve Medina from our Patreon community, we unpack Draco's upbringing, his complex relationships with his parents, and the pressures he faces to uphold the Malfoy name. Why is the fandom so invested in his redemption? We explore this and much more in an engaging conversation that is sure to challenge your perceptions.

The nuanced discussion touches on the impact of pureblood supremacy...

Could Lucius Malfoy's impeccable hair be the only redeeming quality of this notorious antagonist from the Harry Potter series? Join us as we peel back the layers of Lucius's character, questioning his loyalties and unveiling the roots of his bitter rivalry with Arthur Weasley. We weave critical thinking with a touch of humor, contrasting Lucius's villainous traits with those of Narcissa. In a world where pureblood status can dictate one's place in society, Lucius Malfoy stands as a complex figure whose ambition and cunning are a matter of heated debate.

Special Thanks to our new ...