Critical Magic Theory: An Analytical Harry Potter Podcast

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By: Prof. Julian Wamble

Instead of seeing criticism as an indication of not liking something, Professor Julian Wamble invites listeners of Critical Magic Theory to explore the things about the characters, plot points, and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter broadly that have always given them pause or made them smile without knowing why. It is in this navigation of the positive and the negative aspects of a world that we find true magic. 

Shedding Old Skins: Rethinking Slytherin House
#24
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In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble turns his critical gaze toward his own house—Slytherin. Long framed as the villains of the wizarding world, Slytherins are often reduced to ambition gone wrong, but this conversation flips that script. Drawing on survey results and listener insights, Prof. W. interrogates why ambition is so problematized in the Harry Potter narrative and asks: what could Slytherin be if ambition weren’t treated as corruption, but as vision and possibility?

From the showmanship of the Chamber of Secrets to the overlooked communal nature of Slytherins, the episode challenges assu...


Beyond the "Smart House": The Spectrum of Ravenclaw
#23
08/13/2025

In this Prof Response episode on Ravenclaw House, Professor Julian Wamble dives deep into the themes and tensions raised in the post-episode chat, centering on a surprising consensus: curiosity—though not canonically attributed to Ravenclaw—emerged as a defining trait in the community’s discussion. Listeners debate whether curiosity without moral grounding can become dangerous, examine its role in shaping intellectual pursuits, and compare characters like Hermione, Luna, Lockhart, and Barty Crouch Jr. as case studies in “Ravenclaw-ness.” The episode also unpacks the limits of the house stereotype, exploring how intellect, wit, creativity, and individualism manifest on a spectrum rather than in a...


Can curiosity k*** the Ravenclaw
#22
08/06/2025

Is curiosity always noble? In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives into Ravenclaw House and the complicated legacy of curiosity. With survey responses pouring in—especially from Ravenclaws themselves—we explore how this house is defined less by traditional academic achievement and more by a hunger to know.

We look at characters like Luna Lovegood, Arthur Weasley, and Helena Ravenclaw to explore how curiosity can be creative, condescending, or even corrosive—shaped by ego, power, or envy.We also ask why Luna has become the quintessential Ravenclaw in the public imagination, and what it means...


Hufflepuffs & The Politics of Conditional Morality
#21
07/30/2025

In this Professor’s Response episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble returns to Hufflepuff House with one central question in mind: What happens when goodness depends on context? After a passionate post-episode discussion (and a collective reckoning over the Tonks-sized omission), we dive deeper into what Hufflepuff traits like loyalty, fairness, patience, and hard work really mean when filtered through fear, power, and tradition.

This episode unpacks the underbelly of moral certainty—where loyalty can enable abuse, fairness can uphold the status quo, and kindness can cost you everything. With Tonks and Ernie Macmillan as case stud...


Don't Pet the Badgers: Unpacking Hufflepuff House
#20
07/23/2025

Welcome back to Critical Magic Theory! In this house series premiere, Professor Julian Wamble kicks things off with a deep dive into one of the most beloved—and most misunderstood—Hogwarts houses: Hufflepuff. Why is Hufflepuff both the house most admired and most maligned? Why do so many love it in theory but reject it in practice? With wit, vulnerability, and a touch of statistical spice, Julian explores how fandom has filled in the gaps left by canon—sometimes in empowering ways, and sometimes through romanticization that borders on erasure.

We examine which characters across houses embody Hufflepuff values...


Prof Responds: The Shawls, Sherry, and Shenanigans of Sybill Trelawney
#19
07/16/2025

If Sybill Trelawney was wrong all the time, how is it that she keeps being right? From crystal balls to crystal-clear prophecies, shawls to sherry, this episode asks: what happens when a woman tells the truth, but no one wants to hear it?

In this spirited and sharp Prof Responds episode of Critical Magic Theory, Prof. Wamble dives deep into the post-episode reflections on Sybill Trelawney, inviting listeners to reconsider everything they think they know about Hogwarts’ most theatrical professor. From the double standards around the subject of Divination to the gendered dismissal of women labeled “hysterical,” listeners explor...


Sybill Trelawney: Seeing, but Not Believed
#18
07/10/2025

What happens to a seer in a world that refuses to see her?

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble opens the third eye and dives deep into the divisive, eccentric, and often-dismissed figure of Professor Sybill Trelawney. With guest insights from "Chronic Overthinker" Emma, this episode interrogates the nature of belief, legitimacy, pedagogy, and perception in the wizarding world.

What does it mean to possess a gift no one respects? Can a teacher still be good if the subject itself defies instruction? And what do we owe people whose truths make us...


Prof Response- Bigger than the Box: the Rubeus Hagrid Story
#17
07/02/2025

In this Prof Responds episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble returns to the larger-than-life figure of Rubeus Hagrid, unpacking the rich, complicated responses listeners shared in the post-episode chat.

This episode explores the paradoxes that make Hagrid both beloved and deeply flawed—his tenderness and his trauma, his loyalty and his lack of boundaries, his fierce love for magical creatures and his failure to respect the sovereignty of others.


Caretaker, Friend, Scapegoat: The Rubeus Hagrid Story
#16
06/25/2025

This is not just a story about a lovable half-giant. It is a story about the monsters society teaches us to see—and the people we discard because they fit that image.

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble unpacks the complicated legacy of Rubeus Hagrid, part giant, full heart, and perhaps the most beloved yet overlooked character in the series. 

We follow Hagrid through the lens of his contradictions: too old to be their friend, too kind to be safe, too visible to ever truly belong.Drawing on survey responses and the bri...


Prof Responds- The Umbridge Trap
#15
06/18/2025

On this Prof Responds episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble returns to the woman in pink—Dolores Jane Umbridge—to unpack the powerful and sometimes uncomfortable insights raised in the post-episode chat. Why do we hate her so much? Why do we enjoy hating her? And more importantly, what does our hatred reveal about how we understand femininity, power, and punishment?
 
From the now-infamous “Umbridge vs. Voldemort” debate to the cultural thrill of watching a woman fall, this episode explores how systemic evil rewards obedience, how white womanhood can become a weapon, and how JK Rowling might’ve...


The Devil Wears Pink: The Violence, Villainy, and Vanity of Dolores Umbridge
#14
06/11/2025

On this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives into the soft-voiced, hard-hearted horror that is Dolores Jane Umbridge.
 
She may wear kitten brooches and speak in syrupy tones, but beneath the pink cardigan lies one of the most insidious villains in the Wizarding World. We unpack the bureaucratic brutality behind her blood quill, the weaponization of femininity, and why her brand of evil—quiet, sanctioned, and system-approved-hits closer to home than Voldemort’s chaos ever could. Why do we hate her so much? Is it what she does—or the fact that we recognize her? And wha...


Prof Responds- Gilderoy Lockhart: Ravenclaw or Ravenfraud?
#13
06/04/2025

In this Prof Responds episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives into the dazzling disaster that is Gilderoy Lockhart—our favorite fame-chasing fraud.

From his misuse of memory charms to his obsession with applause over competence, this episode unpacks your brilliant post-episode chat insights and tackles the deeper themes of image, power, and performance. Is Lockhart just a punchline, or is he something more sinister? What does his pretty privilege reveal about the Wizarding World’s gullibility? And most importantly, is he actually a good Ravenclaw? 

Along the way, we explore the ethics of memor...


Fame Is a Fickle Fraud: Here Lies Gilderoy Lockhart
#12
05/28/2025

What would you do to be remembered?

This week on Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives deep into the shimmering shallows of Gilderoy Lockhart—a man so desperate for legacy, he obliterated others’ lives just to make space for his own myth. From vanity and fraudulence to memory charms and moral delusion, we interrogate what happens when someone builds their identity entirely on lies—and worse, starts believing them.

Is Lockhart a villain? A bad Ravenclaw? Just a glorified PR stunt with good hair? Join us as we unpack the performance of fame, the et...


Prof Responds- Mom or Mess, Petty or Possessed: McGonagall & Quirrell
#11
05/21/2025

What do maternal tropes, mediocre men, and magical possession all have in common?

In this "Prof Responses" episode, Professor Julian Wamble returns to unpack the post-episode chats on two very different figures: Minerva McGonagall and Quirinus Quirrell.
 
Was McGonagall really written as a maternal figure—or have we reimagined her to reflect a world Rowling couldn’t envision? And what do we do with Quirrell, a Ravenclaw who might’ve been smart enough to find Voldemort but foolish enough to wear him like a backpack?
 
From challenging the “mom or mess” dichotomy to breaking down the blu...


Ambition and Audacity: The Two Faces of Quirinus Quirrell
#10
05/14/2025

What if the villain wasn’t overtaken—but offered himself up?
 
In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble dives into the sweaty, stammering chaos of Professor Quirrell—and the dangerous audacity that lies beneath it. Often remembered as little more than a jittery man in a turban, Quirrell is actually one of the clearest cautionary tales in the Wizarding World: a man who gave Voldemort room on the back of his head in exchange for the illusion of power. From Ravenclaw ego to radical insecurity, we unpack what happens when ambition meets delusion—and why Quirrell...


The Silent Suffering of Minerva McGonagall
#9
04/30/2025

“She was watching the Dursleys all day while everyone else celebrated—and somehow, we still expect more from her.”
 
In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we take a long-overdue deep dive into the one and only Minerva McGonagall. Often admired for her strength, fairness, and dry wit, McGonagall is seen by many as the model of a good teacher, a good Gryffindor, and a good person. But what happens when we start asking whether those expectations are fair—or even possible?

We unpack how patriarchy and pureblood supremacy shaped her life, how the fandom has turned he...


Prof Responds- Remus Lupin & the Struggle to Stay Human
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04/23/2025

Welcome to Critical Magic Theory, where we deconstruct the Wizarding World of Harry Potter—because loving something doesn’t mean we can’t be critical of it.
 
This week’s Prof Response tackles one of our most emotional episodes to date: Remus Lupin. But before diving in, we confront a real-world reality—J.K. Rowling’s continued advocacy for trans-exclusionary laws and the heartbreak of deciding whether we can still use her text for good. Spoiler: we think we can. And we explain why.
 
From there, we wrestle with listener reflections on shame, love, and the monste...


3.3%=100%: The Remus Lupin Story
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04/16/2025

Why didn’t Lupin ever write to Harry? Why did he run from Tonks? And how does someone who survives so much still feel like they deserve so little?

In this soul-stirring episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble peels back the layers of Remus Lupin—the beloved professor, the loyal Marauder, and the walking embodiment of internalized shame. Drawing from 700+ listener survey responses, Prof. Wamble explores how Lupin’s trauma, marginalization, and deep-rooted self-doubt shape not just his choices, but how we judge them. 

Stick around for a powerful final reflection that reframes Lupin not as a...


Prof Responds: Has anyone seen Peter Pettigrew?
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04/09/2025

What if the biggest betrayal in the Wizarding World wasn’t just about evil—it was about never being seen in the first place?

In this episode chat of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble deep-dives into the fallout from “The Radacity of Peter Pettigrew” episode, reflecting on listener reactions and further complicating our understanding of one of Harry Potter’s most reviled characters. Was Peter a coward or a child soldier shaped by war? Did Sirius and James ever truly see him—or did their assumptions doom them all? With insights from listeners and meditations on victimhood, war, friends...


The "Ratdacity" of Peter Pettigrew
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04/02/2025

Thirteen years hiding in plain sight. A friendship shattered beyond repair.  A betrayal so bold it rewrote the entire course of the wizarding war.

The question isn’t whether Peter Pettigrew had audacity—it’s where he found the ratdacity.

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we’re scurrying deep into the shadows of the Marauders’ messiest member. Was Peter just a coward—or was he a master strategist in rodent’s clothing? We’re talking betrayal, survival, fear-fueled loyalty, and what happens when your desire to matter eclipses your sense of morality. Plus...


Prof Responds- Death Eaters, Country Clubs, and the Cosplay of Power
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03/26/2025

Can a villain be a good leader? Not if he’s noseless and narcissistic.

Welcome back to Critical Magic Theory, where we deconstruct the Wizarding World of Harry Potter—because loving something doesn’t mean we can’t be critical of it. In today’s Prof Responds episode, I’m diving deep into your post-episode thoughts on none other than the noseless wonder himself: Voldemort. Or, as some of us have started calling him… Voldiva.
 
We’re unpacking whether Voldemort was actually a good leader (spoiler: no), what his followers really wanted, and how Grindelwald might just be the evil...


Lord Voldemort: More Diva than Dark Lord
#3
03/19/2025

Is this an episode of Real Housewives of the Wizarding World?

No, just an episode about ole Voldy V- the ultimate diva. From his obsession with power to his need for an audience at every major moment, we unpack how his insecurities, delusions, and over-the-top theatrics make him one of the most absurd villains in fiction.
 
We revisit the iconic graveyard scene, where Voldemort finally gets his body back—only to immediately fumble his own victory. We also break down whether he was actually a good leader to the Death Eaters (spoiler: he wasn’t) and explo...


Prof Responds: The Power, The Pettiness, and The Pretty
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03/12/2025

In this lively and deeply engaging episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble responds to the fiery post-episode discussion about Tom Riddle. From dissecting the many hilarious and shady nicknames the CMT community bestowed upon Voldemort to unpacking the complexities of his insecurities, Julian dives deep into what makes Tom Riddle tick.
 
Topics range from the imposter syndrome and theatrics that defined Voldemort’s rise to power, to his surprising nostalgia for Hogwarts, and even the role of pretty privilege in his early manipulations. Plus, Julian tackles the thorny discourse around love potions, consent, and whether Voldemort’s “lo...


[Tom] Riddle Me this: The origin story of a pick me
#1
03/06/2025

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we begin our deep dive into the origins of Lord Voldemort by unpacking the complexities of Tom Riddle Jr. Professor Julian Wamble explores what made young Tom tick—his ambitions, insecurities, and relentless desire to prove himself in the Wizarding World. Was he a textbook Slytherin, or did his ego ultimately undermine his ambitions? Is he a victim of his upbringing, or was his villainy inevitable?
 
From his desperate need for external validation to his obsession with rewriting his own identity, we trace the moments that shaped Tom Riddle into the Dar...


Prof Responds- The Pureblood Showdown
02/26/2025

With chaos, controversy, and critical insight, Professor Julian Wamble dives into the passionate post-episode discussion following the Pure-Blood Showdown episode. With the fandom in an uproar over Narcissa Malfoy being crowned Best Parent, Julian unpacks the arguments from Patreon listeners, exploring the biases and dynamics at play in how fans judge “good” and “bad” parenting in the Wizarding World. The conversation extends to the contentious Worst Son designation for Barty Crouch Jr., with Julian examining the complexities of his relationship with Barty Crouch Sr. and how parental expectations shape perceptions of character morality.
 
Shifting gears, a Half-Blood Primer is introd...


It's a Pureblood Showdown: The Best, The Worst, and Everything in Between
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02/19/2025

BUST OUT YOUR YEARBOOKS!! It's time for the best and worst of the Purebloods! In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we wrap up our epic 14-month journey through the world of pure bloods. We explore what it truly means to be a pureblood in the Wizarding World—unpacking the social constructs, privileges, and pressures that shape their identities. From the tension between external validation and unapologetic individuality to the insidious nature of pure blood supremacy, we dive deep into how these characters are socialized, perceived, and ultimately remembered.

Huge thanks to our Patreon Deep Divers—Carlisa, Carrie, Hann...


Prof Responds: LAVENDER BROWN
02/12/2025

In this special mini-episode of Critical Magic Theory, Professor Julian Wamble introduces a new segment: Prof Responds. This segment is designed to continue the discussion from the Patreon post-episode chat, allowing deeper engagement with listeners’ comments and insights.
 
The focus of this episode is Lavender Brown, exploring how race and gender intersect in the portrayal of her character. Professor Wamble examines the controversy surrounding Lavender’s race change in the Harry Potter films and the implications of representation, particularly how Black girls are often denied the carefree, “silly” portrayals that white teenage girls receive. 

The episode also touch...


Lavender Brown: Messy? Maligned? or Misunderstood?
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02/05/2025

Through a mix of critical analysis, and a healthy dose of chaos, Professor Wamble and Cassie (one of the Patreon “chronic overthinkers,”) reconsider Lavender Brown’s role in the series, her legacy, and what she can teach us about gendered expectations and internalized misogyny. They deep dive deep into the misunderstood and often maligned character of Lavender Brown asking- Why has the Harry Potter fandom been so hard on her? Is she truly as clingy and annoying as we’ve been conditioned to believe, or is she simply a teenage girl unapologetically embracing her emotions in a world that punishes femininit...


Merope Gaunt and the space between victimhood & villainy
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01/22/2025

TW: DV and SA are discussed in this episode.

Can a villain also be a victim? Embark on a journey through the layered narrative of Merope Gaunt, the enigmatic mother of Voldemort, as we mark one year of Critical Magic Theory. Merope's contentious life story, shaped by a web of abuse and desperation, invites a deeper examination of the societal and family dynamics that molded her path.

In this episode, we scrutinize Merope's struggle for empowerment against the backdrop of a turbulent family life, drawing parallels to Harry Potter's own hardships. With a focus...


Poverty, Power, and the Paradox of the Gaunts
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01/08/2025

Join us as we unpack the paradoxical realities of the Gaunt family in the Harry Potter universe. Discover how Marvolo and Morfin Gaunt's fierce dedication to their bloodline leads to a toxic supremacy that survives despite their poverty and lack of societal advantages. This episode promises to uncover the complex dynamics that set the stage for Merope Gaunt's tragic story, which we will explore in the next episode.

In our exploration, we contrast the Gaunts with other notable families like the Malfoys and Weasleys, examining how financial standing and status influence their actions and beliefs. By comparing the...


Luna Lovegood's Path to Authenticity, Courage, and Friendship
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12/11/2024

What if you could navigate life with unapologetic authenticity? Discover how Luna Lovegood exemplifies this bold approach, as we explore her fascinating character from the Harry Potter series. In this latest episode,  you'll gain insights into Luna's remarkable ability to be herself, challenging societal norms and inspiring self-acceptance. We delve into Luna's placement in Ravenclaw House and speculate on her blood status while reflecting on her role as a standout character introduced later in the series. Join us as we discuss how she captures the hearts of fans and invites listeners to reconsider their own perspectives.

Luna Lovegood's b...


Cedric Diggory: Not a Hero, but a Champion
#22
11/27/2024

Our latest episode of Critical Magic Theory dives headlong into the enigmatic nature of Cedric Diggory from the Harry Potter series. Join us for an illuminating conversation as we dissect Cedric's brief but impactful presence and his embodiment of Hufflepuff values such as fairness, loyalty, and integrity. We explore Cedric's actions during the Triwizard Tournament, pondering whether his death was heroically tragic or emblematic of systemic failures that led to his downfall. Cedric's life as a Hufflepuff hero is not without its complexities. We delve into his struggles with societal expectations, like pure-blood supremacy and the privileges of being 'pretty...


The Ministers’ Manipulative Ministrations
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11/13/2024

What if the key to understanding the wizarding world's political chaos lies in the flawed leadership of Cornelius Fudge and Rufus Scrimgeour? This episode of Critical Magic Theory uncovers how these Ministers of Magic, potentially products of a society favoring pureblood supremacy, navigated a complex landscape riddled with biases. By examining their decisions and interactions we ponder whether these issues stem from the individuals or the institution they represent. Through the lens of Harry Potter's narrative, the episode reflects on the systemic shortcomings of the Ministry of Magic and emphasizes the importance of confronting reality in the face of political...


The Quiet Complexity and Courage of Neville Longbottom
10/30/2024

What if Neville Longbottom had been the chosen one instead of Harry Potter? Join Professor Julian Wamble on Critical Magic Theory as we explore this intriguing thought and unravel Neville's heroic journey in the wizarding world. We'll dive into his evolution from a timid boy into a courageous figure, challenging traditional notions of valor and redefining what it means to be a Gryffindor. Our conversation reaffirms the importance of diverse expressions of bravery in the wizarding world and highlights why Neville Longbottom is not only a friend to cherish but a treasure to celebrate.

Throughout this episode, we...


The Duplicity of Barty Crouch Jr: Radicalized Victim or Perpetual Villain?
#19
10/16/2024

What if the key to understanding one of the Harry Potter series’ most enigmatic figures lies in examining the fragile line between victimhood and villainy? On this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we unravel the complexities of Bartemius Crouch Jr., alongside Professor Charlie Hunt, a political scientist and co-host of the podcast Scandalized. We dissect Barty Jr.'s tumultuous journey, from the oppressive shadow of his authoritative father to his chilling transformation into a devoted Death Eater, as we question whether his path was forged by inherent malice or relentless radicalization.

Our conversation ventures beyond the surface to co...


The Mind Games and Mayhem of Barty Crouch, Sr.
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10/02/2024

What if the very officials tasked with protecting the wizarding world were its greatest threats? Join us on this episode of Critical Magic Theory as we dissect the morally ambiguous and controversial actions of Barty Crouch Sr., a high-ranking Ministry official whose decisions have left indelible marks on the Harry Potter series. We’ll scrutinize his ruthless choices, like imprisoning Sirius Black without a trial, while also reflecting on his deeply flawed family dynamics and the shocking moment of near-remorse when he confesses his misdeeds. Was Crouch Sr. a necessary evil, or did his quest for control reveal a darker si...


The Chaotic Neutrality of Horace Slughorn
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09/18/2024

Does Horace Slughorn's neutrality make him a hero or a coward? Join us on Critical Magic Theory as we dissect this enigmatic Potions Master from the Harry Potter series, exploring his ambiguous moral compass. Discover the depths of Slughorn's relationship with Tom Riddle, a connection that becomes a mirror reflecting his own darker ambitions. Our discussion highlights his opportunistic nature and the internal struggle he faces when confronted by Riddle—a student who embodies Slughorn's worst traits. This episode offers a nuanced look at Slughorn's motivations, from his creation of the Slug Club to his reluctance to take a stand ag...


James Potter: Heroic Gryffindor? Privileged Bully?
#16
09/04/2024

Curious about how a childhood bully turns into a heroic figure? Join us on Critical Magic Theory as we dismantle the layers of James Potter's character from the Harry Potter series. What makes James Potter both admirable and flawed? We analyze his confrontation with Voldemort, his loyalty to friends like Sirius Black, and the ultimate betrayal by Peter Pettigrew. Through listener surveys, we dissect his transformation from a young bully to a man who bravely stands against evil. Is he a hero, or does his privileged background cloud our judgment of his character? We invite you to reconsider your own...


The Seriously Tragic Tale of Sirius Black
#15
07/31/2024

In this episode of Critical Magic Theory, we challenge the widely held perceptions of Sirius Black, diving into the depths of his character with our thoughtful Patreon contributor, Eric. Join us for a riveting exploration as we dissect some of Sirius's defining moments, drawing comparisons with other iconic Gryffindors and pure-blood characters. Discover how Sirius's blend of loyalty, recklessness, and bravery sets him apart, while also questioning whether his rebellion against the Black family's values makes him a hero or a flawed figure. By examining his strained relationship with Dumbledore, wrongful imprisonment in Azkaban, and complex dynamics with Harry, we...


Andromeda and Regulus: Pureblood Rebels with a Cause?
#14
07/17/2024

Can the enigmatic lives of Andromeda Tonks and Regulus Black offer us lessons in courage and defiance against pureblood supremacy? Join us on this episode of Critical Magic Theory as Professor Julian Wamble navigates the sparse yet captivating details about these two lesser-known Harry Potter characters. We challenge the conventional views on Regulus's heroic actions and Andromeda's radical departure from her family's toxic ideologies, setting the stage for a deeper exploration of their motivations and the legacy they left behind.

We delve into the complexities of Andromeda's role as a sister and daughter who left her family for...