Green Blooded Bastard's Movie Commentary Podcast
The Green Blooded Bastard podcasts primarily feature movie commentaries. While they do not cure cancer or offer profound insights into filmmaking, they may provide a touch of humor, and be warned; I swear a lot. In addition to the free weekly movie episodes, I occasionally post side podcasts on the main feed. These include a Star Trek-focused show titled The Bastard Boldly Goes, a Battlestar Galactica series called Fat Apollo is Life, a Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman commentary known as The Bastard V Lois & Clark, an ALF-themed podcast I Am, Therefore I Watch Alf, and an Ash...
Green Blooded Bastard - Longlegs
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Longlegs. In this film, a pale horse-faced looking fucker named Longlegs is a Satan loving cuck, and there are some strange dolls that do weird shit!
Green Blooded Bastard - It's not just you, Murray!
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches It's not just you, Murray!. This short film is an award winning film by a young Marty Scorsese.
Green Blooded Bastard - Dementia 13
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Dementia 13. This movie did some stuff and was ok for what it was more or less I guess.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Big Year
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watchesThe Big Year. This movie is a lighthearted romp that tells a fun story. I didn't watch through the credits becuase I was out of there, but there are some decent postscripts.
Note: The ending of original file is garbled a bit and it sounds like it's almost sped up for some reason so thats fucked up and annoying.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Big Shave
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Big Shave. The Big Shave is a 1967 six-minute body horror short film directed by Martin Scorsese. It is also known as Viet '67.
Green Blooded Bastard - Stealth Fighter
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Stealth Fighter. This fucking movie is like an STD that you got from a toilet seat at a truckstop bathroom.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Running Man
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Running Man. This movie is like just another in the dytopian 2025 year from hell.
Green Blooded Bastard - Disco Inferno
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Disco Inferno. It's another short film that had a decent premise, but failed to stick the landing.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Wizard of Oz
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Wizard of Oz. This movie is about a girl named Oz and the Wizard that she must hunt down!
Green Blooded Bastard - The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. This movie is about a character named Hitman who jumps around in space and time to make a film that didn't perform as well as the first one. Have I reviewed the first one or not, I can't remember?
Green Blooded Bastard - Forgive Us Our Trespasses
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Forgive Us Our Trespasses. I'm depressed and this short film is slightly underwhelming.
Here's a quick haiku that I wrote recently:
coffee up her ass
as Ben Affleck tea-bagged
her, Gwyneth Paltrow
Green Blooded Bastard - The Blue Drum
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Blue Drum. This film is a short joint that is fairly effetive for being only 16 minutes long.
Green Blooded Bastard - Freaky Friday (2003)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Freaky Friday (2003). This movie did the old switcheroo and hilarity ensues.
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League. This movie did ninja and yakuza shit shit too, I guess! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Batman Ninja
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Batman Ninja. This movie did ninja shit I guess! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Wing Commander: Countdown To Invasion. So Freddie Prinze, Jr. gets off easy in this fan edit, but he's still a half breed asshole that can't act for shit, but somehow he's still a pilot in this damn movie. Saffron Burrows is still sexy and Matthew Lillard is even more subdued in this cut.
Green Blooded Bastard - The Waves of Madness
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Waves of Madness. This movie is a side-scrolling video game in film form.
Green Blooded Bastard - Cleaner
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Cleaner. This movie is about a character named Cleaner who farts around cleaning windows and stops World War 3 or some fucking shit.
Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 04
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!
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Green Blooded Bastard - Deadpool & Wolverine
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Deadpool & Wolverine. This movie is about a character named Deadpool who jumps around in space and time to make the first "MCU" #Deadpool film, whereas it ultimately turned out to be primarily a FOX wet dream of side characters to fill it out.
Green Blooded Bastard - Sinners
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Sinners. It's a pretty solid movie and it sure is better than that shitty Navy Seals V Demons, but that goes without saying. Ryan Coogler has big dick energy in this film.
Green Blooded Bastard - Navy Seals V Demons
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Navy Seals V Demons. People got paid to make this fucking movie.
Green Blooded Bastard - Terminator Woman
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Terminator Woman. This movie is fucked up and makes little sense and has about 27 fucking different titles!
Green Blooded Bastard - Steel Magnolias
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel Magnolias. This is the Sequel to the film Steel!
Green Blooded Bastard - Steel
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Steel. In this film, Shaq decides to leave sports behind, eats some Papa Johns, and then becomes a grounded superhero for a DC character in the hood.
Green Blooded Bastard - Blue Steel
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Blue Steel. This is the Prequel to the film Steel!
Green Blooded Bastard - Fast X
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Fast X. In this film is shit gets real squared! haha
Green Blooded Bastard - Without Mercy (1995)
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Without Mercy (1995). This movie is fucking not good. It's just bad!
Here's a link to the film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyCPpnK0JQQ
Green Blooded Bastard - The Rat Catcher
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Rat Catcher. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Green Blooded Bastard - Death Wish 5: The Face of Death
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Death Wish 5: The Face of Death. This movie is dope as fuck and hard as hell... you'll need to take a shower after this film ends!
Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 3: His Law
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 3: His Law. This movie is fucking epic and the best of the bunch! Grade A strait to tape cheese with tits!
Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater 2: The Drug Buster. This movie is fucking great and somehow weirder than the first one! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
Green Blooded Bastard Chaos Art Zine - 03
This is a crap little zine that I threw together that I created based on some random art or poems or collage artfuck chaos art that I create while recording episodes or burning time. I made the PDF on my phone, so if it doesn't work right fuck Adobe!
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Green Blooded Bastard - SnakeEater
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches SnakeEater. This movie is fucking great! Grade A strait to tape cheese!
Green Blooded Bastard - Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three.
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Justice League: Crisis On Infinite Earths Part Three. In this movie, shit hits fans all over the multiverse to hit the fan on multitudinous Earths, bro, or something something anti-shit. Strap in!
Green Blooded Bastard - Venom: The Last Dance
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Venom: The Last Dance. Tom Hardy was like don't kill the horse please! HAHAHA
Green Blooded Bastard - The Timekeepers of Eternity
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Timekeepers of Eternity. This is an artfuck chaos art fever dream remix of The Langoliers which I watched way back on 08/30/2015!
Video link: https://vimeo.com/866783910
Green Blooded Bastard - The Swan
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches The Swan. This is a another short film by Wes Anderson for Netflix based on a Roald Dahl short story.
Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9)
Green Blooded Bastard - Fair Haired Child (Masters Of Horror S1E9). I'm going to watch all the mini-films in this whole series, and this is the eighth episode!
Green Blooded Bastard - Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions
The one where Green Blooded Bastard watches Escape Room: Tournament Of Champions. This is a sequel to a film that we didn't know that we needed. Where is the threequel?!