Expecting You
It's two expectant parents. Expecting a baby. What'd you expect? "Expecting You" follows, Emmy winner and Soap Opera star Kristen Alderson and her fiancée, successfully struggling comic Taylor Crousore week to week throughout Kristen's entire pregnancy. The highs, the lows, and the morning sickness in between. This podcast is also a love letter to their first child. A time capsule for their baby to one day listen back and know just who their parents were on this journey, leading up to the day they were born. So laugh along as these first time expecting parents figure out just what i...
Expecting You to Listen to a Very Long Finale Pt. 2

Lets do this one last time! We (your parents) pick up where we left off last week talking to Eddie (your Uncle) and Kathy (your Ganny) about their favorite childhood memories. We all share stories about summers with cousins, Lady in Red, things we are grateful our parents documented or preserved for us (like we are with this podcast for you), and we play a game of Guess That Celebrity Baby Photo. Kiera, we love you so much and we are so glad we get to share all of these memories with you of the journey we had to meeting...
Expecting You to Listen to a Very Long Finale Pt. 1

We (your parents) can't believe it, but here we are at the end of our journey. From the first moment Kristen (your Mom) and Taylor (your Dad) found out and began expecting you over a Facetime call, to them (your parents) getting engaged, from morning sickness to mastitis, from poppy seed to c-section it's been one incredible ride. In part one of the finale to our time capsule podcast, we have a very special guest on. Eddie Alderson! AKA Uncle Eddie! And with him (drum roll please) Kathy Alderson AKA Ganny, is back! We (your parents) talk to Eddie about...
One Month Later

It's been one whole month since our last podcast and boy has a lot happened in the 5 weeks since Kiera (you) was born! Catch up on whole month of parenthood for us (your parents) as we break down all that has happened; from Kristen (your Mommy) being a super Mom while dealing with some breast feeding issues, Taylor (your Daddy) struggling with how to be helpful to discovering his secret Dad talents and purpose, to us (your parents) randomly getting annoyed with each other for no good reason and finally, Kristen's (your Mom's) boobs just always being out now! Enjoy.<...
You're Here! The ASMR Episode

The moment we have all been building up to has arrived. We have been expecting you for over 22 episodes and now you're finally here!
This week on Expecting You we (your parents) retell the entire story of how Kiera (you) was born! But very quietly, since Kiera (you) is just two days old and sleeping on Kristen (your Mommy). And we are extremely sleep deprived. And should probably be sleeping. And not recording the podcast right now. But boy are we sure glad we did!
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Full Term! Week 39

It is week 39 of Kristen's (your Mommy's) pregnancy which means she is technically... FULL TERM! That's right folks (and Kiera) that due date could be any day now and we are very excited. This week the Dad Jokes are full grown and a Parent! (See what I did there?) We (your parents) cover all sorts of topics from our High School Proms, Kristen's (your Mom's) kissing phase, Taylor's (your Dad's) college nights, how we are entering the "Parents Club" and of course we follow up on the overly dramatized "pelvic exam" doctors visit from last week. You'll be shocked to...
Daddy's on the Road Week 38

It's week 38 of Kristen's (your Mommy's) pregnancy and the only way she can get out of bed now is rolling. This is the first week after Taylor (your Daddy) has hit the road for work, being gone for 6 days and makin that cash money for the family. While we (your parents) catch up, we talk about the due date coming up, Kristen (your Mom) wanting her water to break in public, what we (your parents) love most about each other, and Taylor (your Dad) expresses why he normally loves going to all doctor appointments but why he's against this weeks. <...
New Parent Resolutions! Ringing in 2024 with Week 36

Hello 2024! We (your parents) are ringing in this new year with our New Parents Resolutions! It's week 36 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and everything hurts. For the first time during her pregnancy, Kristen (your Mommy) is finally feeling some of the late pregnancy woes as it's getting harder to walk, sleep, and worries seem to come out of no where. But on the bright side, the show got it's first affiliate! Hidden Hills Coffee! A blessing, in every cup. And also in Kristen's (your Mom's) belly. So listen along this week as we do a deep dive about the goals...
Christmas Cast! Week 35

It's week 35 of Kristen's (your Mommy's) pregnancy which means *trumpets blare* Kiera (you) are full term!! AND, the size of a honeydew melon. This week is our Christmas episode! Taylor, (your Daddy) visited his Dad (your Pops) down in Florida while Kristen (your Mom) traded in her old car for a bigger one to fit our growing family! Taylor (your Dad) has already named it "Young Aunt Fey" but Kristen (your Mom) isn't having it. In this episode we (your parents) talk about our favorite Christmas traditions, games, strangest gifts we've received and hilarious story that happened this Christmas we...
She's no Granny, she's your Ganny! SPECIAL GUEST Week 33

It's week 33 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and we have a very, very special guest today. We've been trying to get her on for weeks and now that we live in her home it was easier than ever to pencil her in. Without further a due, the woman responsible for bringing Kristen (your Mom) into this world and who kept asking Taylor (you Dad) "When are you giving me a grandbaby??" The one, the only, Kathy Alderson! AKA Kristen's Mommy, AKA Kiera's (your) Ganny! This week is our longest episode yet as we dive into Kathy's (your Ganny's) pregnancy story...
Moving Back to Philly Week 32

It's week 32 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and we (your parents) have packed our bags and left the Big Apple and are back with Kristen's (your Mom's) family in always sunny Philadelphia! This week we (your parents) just can't stop bursting into random songs as we talk about the big transition of moving, how it feels for Kristen (your Mom) to be raising Kiera (you) in her childhood home, and Taylor (your Dad) plays one of his favorite games with Kristen (your Mom) at the end of the show. It's an episode you wont want to miss! Especially as we...
The Baby Shower! Week 31

It's week 31 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and we didn't just take warm shower's now that the hot water is back, but we had the Baby Shower! We (your parents) are so grateful to all the family and friend's that came from all over the country to celebrate Kiera (you). This week the topics range from earliest childhood memories, fear of your belly button coming untied, and packing the hospital bag. Taylor (your Dad) talks abouts about how to handle random negative thoughts that pop in your head and Kristen (your Mom) thinks that everyone wants to stab her belly...
It's Bath Time Baby! Week 28

It's week 28 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and Kiera (you) are a fully formed, lil' eye lash batting cutie, the size of a head of lettuce! In this episode we talk about bath time, cravings, doctor visits, Kristen (your Mom) getting sick and what we think social media will look like when Kiera (you) are older. Taylor (your Dad) had to troll some online trolls with kindness as they bashed our very cute and very tasteful pregnancy photos. Also, there ends up being some drama with the venue for the up coming baby shower... dun dun duuuuuuuh! That's all coming...
Lets Take a Baby Moon! Week 27

It's the last week of Kristen's (your Mom's) second trimester and her and Taylor (your Dad) went on a BABY MOON! This week they (your parents) get some much needed R&R up at the Alderson Family mountain house. Kristen (your mom) tells about all the family history of the house, growing up there, and imagining what it will be like creating new memories there with Kiera (you)! Body wise this week, Kristen (your Mom) is starting to get some lower back pain, can't seem to stay comfy for long and one boob is bigger than the other. Taylor (your...
Daddy's Birthday, Texas Hoover & Michael Walsh, OH MY! Week 26

It's week 26 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and it's TAYLOR'S (YOUR DAD'S) BIRTHDAY!! And there nothing he wanted to do more than to celebrate by doing a podcast for Kiera (you). The theme is birthdays this week and we discuss about a bunch of birthday memories we (your Parents) have had when we were younger. We also talk about high school partying, AOL instant messenger, can a baby fart in the womb, and alllll about Kristen's (your Mom's) middle school and high school boyfriends. And Taylor (your Dad) clearly doesn't have one jealous bone in his body. Love you Eric...
Mommy Feels like a Sack of Potatoes. Week 25

It's week 25 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and she's cravin a McGriddle with getting sponge bathes from Taylor (your Dad) with microwaved water because the gas was shut off in the building. This week we (your Parents) start many topics but never finish them. From waiting tables, to math, potatoes and Kristen (your Mom) launching her new podcast all about Elephants. We also learn that Kiera (you) still have translucent skin, no kneecaps and can stick out her (your) little tongue. Oh, and elephants... lots and lots of facts about... elephants. Enjoy!
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Will you get a Big Head? Week 22

It's week 22 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and if there's one thing she hates doing, it's breathing exercises. This week we talk about all the traits we hope Kiera (you) gets and hopefully doesn't get of ours; that includes a big head ego wise... and physically. We (your parents) are all over this place this week talking about drugs, positive affirmations, nipple size, can your belly button "untie" and how obsessed we are with each other. Kristen (your Mom) has a small pregnancy scare, and Taylor (your Dad) tell his story about auditioning for America's Got Talent and how he...
We Got to See YOU! Anatomy Ultrasound Week 20

It's week 20 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and Taylor (your Dad) is gonna sing all about it! This week was very exciting because we had the much anticipated 20 week anatomy ultrasound and it didn't disappoint. We (your parents) could have watched Kiera (you) kickin and punchin all day long. Truly, the coolest experience so far. Besides the anatomy appointment, on this week's episode we (your parents) explain why it's so important that Kiera (you) watches the movie Grease, Kristen (your Mom) does a play by play of Taylor (your Dad) killing a Lantern Fly, and we (your parents) have a...
What do YOU want to call your Grandma? SPECIAL GUEST Week 18

It's week 18 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and we have our first guest on the podcast! It's your... Nona! Or... Oma, or Gigi, or whatever you (Kiera) end up calling her. This is a very special week because we get to talk to Kristi Brown, Taylor's (your Dad's) Mommy as she just happened to be driving through Harlem and popped over for a chat. We are very excited to share this episode with all of you and especially you Kiera. Kristi talks all about her experience of being a mother at the age of 17, being scared to share that news...
Her Ears are on her Neck?! Week 14 & 15

It's weeks 14 AND 15 of Kristen's (Your Mom's) pregnancy because... well, we got busy and didn't record last week. And lets be honest, because that happened once, we will probably start skipping weeks all the time now. In this episode we find out all sorts of things about what Kiera (you) is doing in there. Her bones are developing, her lanugo hairs are keeping her warm, and her ears have moved from her neck to her head! Who knew?!
Also, Kristen's (your Mom's) body starts shifting and changing. And Taylor (your Dad) talks about why he has been...
What the **BLEEP** is her Name? Week 13

WE HAVE A NAME!! It's week 13 here at Expecting You and Kristen (your Mom) and Taylor (your Dad) decided it was a good idea to record another late night episode because clearly they weren't tired and cranky enough in the last one. Baby (you) has a name, but Kristen (your Mom) doesn't want anyone to know yet. So she proceeds to say it over and over again this entire episode causing me (your Dad) to do a lot of extra editing. This week covers everything from when we think it's appropriate to teach sex education, to the Barbie movie, and...
What the **BLEEP** is her Name? Week 13

WE HAVE A NAME!! It's week 13 here at Expecting You and Kristen (your Mom) and Taylor (your Dad) decided it was a good idea to record another late night episode because clearly they weren't tired and cranky enough in the last one. Baby (you) has a name...but Kristen (your Mom) doesn't want anyone to know yet. So she proceeds to say in over and over again this entire episode. This week covers everything from when we think it's appropriate to teach sex education to your child, to the Barbie movie and most importantly, how Kristen (your Mom) still believes...
Who's She Gonna Look Like? Week 12

It's a late night here on Expecting You! 1AM to be exact. Kristen (your Mom) is feelin tired and loopy, imaging just what baby (you) will look like, while trying not to get too attached the the A.I. generated baby photo we made on an app. While Taylor (your Dad) gives his firm stance on if newborn are cute, and how he pities the future boyfriends of their daughter (you) who don't call him Mr. T! Oh, and it's week 12 in Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and the intestines are traveling from the ambilocal chord to the baby now! How...
**BONUS EPISODE** The Proposal Story! Week 11 Pt. 2

So much happened in week 11 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy we just couldn't tell it all in one episode. Here is part two the momentous week where Taylor (your Dad) popped the question to Kristen (your Mom) and found out that baby (you) were going to be a GIRL! Such a long week, such a long story and such an even longer podcast. So gather round and here us tell-- scratch that... ramble the tale of how we (your parents) got engaged!
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BOY OR GIRL?! Find out on Week 11 Pt. 1

It's week 11 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and "boy," is that "girl" peein' a LOT! We quickly slip up and reveal the baby's (your) gender right away and proceed to randomly do a deep dive on each of our experience with religion and the importance of raising a kid with or without it. Oh, and we also talk about auctioneers, Kristen (your Mom) meeting Ron Howard and washing a hooker's feet. This podcast is truly all over the place folks.
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Lets Hear That Heartbeat! Week 10

It's week 10 of Kristen's (your Mom's) pregnancy and we learn about all sorts of things such as; men getting a sympathy pain excuse called Cuvee, who the heck lactation consultants are and what the word "ambivalence" means. Plus... we hear baby's (your) heartbeat for the very first time! Oh, and Kristen (your Mom) now has boobs the size of cantaloupes. How fun!
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GAS(P) Weeks 4-9

After a soap opera style cliff hanger from episode 1, we found out just what was causing Kristen (your mommy) so much pain early on. Then we stumble our newly parental brains around what is happening inside that belly during weeks 4-9.
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WE'RE PREGNANT!!

In this first episode of "Expecting You," we recap the whooooooole story of how we found out that Kristen (your Mommy) found out she was pregnant (with you!).
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