Roy and HG - Bludging on the Blindside
The master of midfield mayhem Rampaging Roy Slaven and the leading light of long shots HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.
Beware the wounded Queenslander

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discuss the strawberry moon effect on Cronulla, the Gould report is here, Spencer Leniu comes off the back fence, what happened to the magic sponge? To deal with pigs you need a rifle, AI refs, reputation crisis management, the Broncos bold new logo.
The world is looking at Tasmania

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG dive into the plans for the new stadium at Macquarie Point, placing a wager on Forest Jim to help pay off your mortgage, and clarifying that Touch Football in NOT Rugby League, Eric Abetz Tasmania's strongman, Kagiso Rabada's unexpected kitchen cameo, and some serious industrial baiting.
Mrs Stomp in the car

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discuss game 1 of State of Origin - Billy was a man without an answer, has Gus mislead us? How Stomper Staines dealt with a sex ban, practice your groundings and schools should be shoot'in and trapp'in.
Thanks Danika

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discuss the Perth Himalayan Bears' mascot, Humphrey B. Bear, should the Church of Rugby League pay tax? Grassy leaves it alone, $70 million centre of excellence and these are amazingly unprecedented times.
The new North Sydney, WA 6999

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discuss the Perth Himalayan Bears' surfboat, ball in the soapy water, Rugby League in schools - Gonski, dickheadism and Hoppa in a driverless car.
Honesty in rugby league

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discussed V'Landys' request for more positive media coverage. As always, you can count on the Bludge to deliver the unvarnished truth about rugby league. That's a fact!
The missing Gould report?

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discuss tennis players that get caught in the kitchen, Boon's 52 can flight to London, there's been an explosion of rugby league in Africa and rugby league law trumps civil law.
Rugby League Relics

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG dived into the expansion of NRL into the west and the use of Rugby League relics to help the move. They also discussed the latest with the Wests Tigers welcoming Lachie Galvin back into the team and Jarome Luai's move to statesman status.
PNG Rugby League village

This week marks the bye round on the Bludge, offering a perfect opportunity to revisit some of the best moments unearthed from the SCG vaults. We're also excited to share previously unheard content as part of this special 'Best of Bludging on the Blindside' edition. Enjoy!
Fisher's Ghost Crackdown

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson discuss a possible Gould inquiry into the Panther's lost spark, the crackdown and the role the historic Fisher's Ghost could play to help rugby league in Campbelltown.
Hoppa in the driver's seat

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG discuss John Hopoate - busted again for driving without a licence. One good thing is Hoppa can spot a dickhead. This may come in handy for the community.
Horse racing snakepit

This week on Bludging on the Blindside, Roy and HG delved into Peter V'Landys' pivotal decision: will he choose horse racing or rugby league? Perhaps the NRL can siphon off off the door takings in Feather's boot.
Mateship through gang tackling

On Bludging on the Blindside this week, Roy & HG discussed Benji ball - play with your eyes, the deep connect of mateship through rugby league, the real house wives of the Broncos, the Golden Slipper is moving to a street circuit and drop in pools at Brisbane 2032 Olympics.
Gambling on public transport

This week the Bludge revisits the best moments from the past 12 years. There's also previously unheard content that appears as part of this 'Best of Bludging on the Blindside.' Enjoy Blindsiders!
Rugby League halftime firing squad

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.
Touching the horn of league rugby

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.
Rugby League death trap

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.
Play the ball legless

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.
Postman Pat Cummins always delivers

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.
Make Hollywood great again
The Bludge is back for 2025! This week Roy & HG discuss the renaming of the Barrier Reef to Trump Reef, V'landys short film festival, The Taiwanese Oysters and the Australian Open - is it Aussie enough?
Rugby League ergonomics - Part 1
Nathan Cleary's busted shoulder is a real concern for the Panthers in this year's Grand final. Roy & HG discuss some ergonomic furniture to maybe help improve Cleary's condition.
Kevvy's sacking re-enactment - Part 2
This week Kevvy got turfed from coaching the Broncos, unbeknownst to him. At the Dally M's on Wednesday night, Roy, Danika and V'landys re-enacted Kevvy's sacking just for fun.
Rugby league Quad - Part 1
With the expansion of Rugby League into the pacific and around the world, HG has proposed a Rugby League quad, to deal with the administration and managing the budget of this leap.
Kangaroo Rugby League - Part 2
Kalyn Ponga this week made himself unavailable for the Kangaroos tour at the end of the year. Roy proposed a dedicated KRL to uphold the integrity of Rugby League.
Dragging cars with your teeth - Part 1
Freddy Fittler's genius idea of having a sponsored half-time olimpuks (Olympics) during the NRL grand final is brilliant. Roy & HG conceived some good old fashioned strong man events that could run.
Big Dance Olimpuks - Part 2
Freddy Fittler has dreamt up an NRL Olympics at half time during the grand final. Roy and HG identified a problem, copyright of the name "Olympics". They have a solution.
A walk through the kitchen - Part 1
After Bulldog Josh Addo-Carr's roadside positive drug test. Roy & HG thought Josh was the victim. How was he to know he could have brushed pass the white powder in the kitchen?
The Matilda Socceroos - Part 2
Roy & HG are asking for a root and branch examination of Australian football. The new sponsorship deal for the Matildas may end up with them selling the Matilda name to the Socceroos.
Where can you honk legally? - Part 1
The 11kms of Burwood road Belmore, outside the Bulldogs home ground has been deemed a "no horn honking' zone by the local council. Roy & HG discuss where you can honk legally.
Very fast rugby league train - Part 2
The NRL and V'Landys' consider buying a rugby league plane. Roy and HG discuss the business case of a very fast train. On a Saturday you could see the 3pm game in Brisbane and be back in Sydney for the 8pm game.
Origin class flight - Part 1
Roy and HG discuss this week's BIG news that V'Landys is considering buying a Rugby League plane. An investment into the global expansion of the game.
Bunker: Anti Rugby League - Part 2
Roy and HG discuss the role of the bunker and alternative options for it. The current bunker has wildly different interpretations and is driving us all mad.
Bennett's chooks on steroids - Part 1
Wayne Bennett stayed away from Rugby League's hall of fame night. Roy and HG suggested that Wayne was at home fiddling with his chooks.
Bellamy's gang biters - Part 2
Roy and HG discuss super coach Craig Bellamy's tactic of the five man gang bite. It puts teams off, but could get him into the Rugby League hall of fame.
The each way nudger - Part 1
Dutton's war on gambling has everybody worried about the survival rugby league. Could Feathers V'landys be the winning ticket? Roy and HG are having an each way bet.
Rugby league torch relay - Part 2
Roy and HG are still riding the high of the Paris Olympic games. The rugby league grand final will feature an Olympic themed half time show. The boys discussed the option of a torch relay weaving through Rugby League country as the lead up.
People, Medals and Cheese - Touching medals, touching hearts
Live from the Olympics in Paris, looking forward to Brisbane 2032 Roy and HG discuss the slogan that will get Aussies winning gold.
Under the spell of Aussieness - Part 1
The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss the effect of Aussies winning Olympic gold.
Shine brightest. Together - Part 2
The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss the slogan for Brisbane 2032 Olympic games.
People, Medals and Cheese - Denny's cubby house on wheels
Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss Matt Denny's bronze medal backstory.