Will & Rusty's Playdate
Rusty Featherstone and Willy Donnellon change the world one episode at a time through groundbreaking innovation and mind-altering quips and whims.
we counted every squirrel in los angeles

On this viral Playdate, Rusty deals with an unwanted visitor from his walk to the office, Willy performs acorn math, and the boys share college hook up stories for the ages. The gang also discusses fantasy football punishments, laser tag, and age gaps in relationships. Plus, the boys draft more sayings that donât exist and casino games that donât exist. As always, we wrap up with Rustyâs song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:Â https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTYâS SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist...
get simpson'd

On this crazy viral Playdate, Rusty embarrasses himself at the bar, Willy has a weekend full of non-alcoholic beer, and Producer Andrew gets Simpson'd. The gang also invent kitchen cupboards for your bedroom and teach you how to get out of a sticky situation with your girlfriend. Plus, the boys draft more fantasy football team names that donât exist and ways to say youâre not drinking this weekend. As always, we wrap up with Rustyâs song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:Â https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTYâS SONGS OF...
hottest pet names for your s/o

On an insanely viral Playdate, the Rusty has a theory on how to get to work faster, Willy comes up with a t-shirt idea, and the boys discuss economics at length. The gang also discuss a stink screener disguised as a carbon monoxide detector and see if a Playmate ITA for sleeping with her ex after breaking up. Plus, the boys draft more rom coms that donât exist and the hottest pet names for your s/o. As always, we wrap up with Rustyâs song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:Â https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP...
we drank around harry potter world

On yet another viral Playdate, the boys are hungover from drinking around Harry Potter World, Willy meets Ike at karaoke, and Lauren shares an update on her life. The gang also gets scammed by a ride at Universal and decide whether or not a fraternity sweetheart ITA for kicking the guys in the balls. Plus, the boys draft boardwalk shirts that donât exist and commercials that donât exist. As always, we wrap up with Rustyâs song of the day.
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pooping at the club with the door open | Ep 131

On this viral Playdate, Rusty teaches Willy the Grapefruit Method, Willy almost touches Gracie Abrams, and the boys share peeing stories. The gang also discover a bar bathroom toilet that can be seen from the crowd and discuss whether or not a playmate ITA for kissing a boy with a girlfriend while naked. Plus, the boys draft Curb Your Enthusiasm plots that donât exist and ways to ask for a high five. As always, we open mail from the lovely Playmates. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:Â https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTYâS SONGS...
i threw a porcupine at an intruder | Ep 130

On another viral Playdate, Rusty almost gets hit by a dildo at a WNBA game, the boys ponder Megaladon, and Willy unveils his idea to get rich off race horses. The gang also discusses launching a porcupine and a pitch that will normalize your awkward interactions using Katy Perry. Plus, the boys draft Rick & Morty plots that donât exist and that hottest fashion trends of Fall 2025. Lastly we open mail from the lovely Playmates. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:Â https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTYâS SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/p...
the cia made me cheat on my gf | Ep. 129

On this Playdate, Rusty unveils that his mom is the owner of a new BB gun, Willy meets Sydney Sweeney, and Rusty gets banned from a bar. The gang also discusses notorious creeps of their hometown and a pitch that may help Rusty overcome his fear of peeing in public. Plus, the boys draft Itâs Always Sunny plots that donât exist and bands that donât exist. Lastly we open mail from the lovely Playmates. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS:Â https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTYâS SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spot...
lauren's farewell
On Laurenâs last Playdate, Will shares a recent story about finding a sea creature in his pocket, Rusty invents a new drinking game, and Lauren receives a long-awaited gift. The gang also discusses a book club that only read one sentence a week, the history of Cape Elizabeth, and a pitch submission that might change the game for amateur golfers. Plus, the boys draft Family Guy cutaways that donât exist, brainstorm names for your WiFi, and end the episode on a sentimental noteâopening mail from their beloved Playmates.
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we wrote love songs again w/ luke null
Everyoneâs favorite guest Luke Null is back for another Playdate. The boys recap their day at Disneyâs Galaxyâs Edge, debate the ethics of biting your coworker, and check in on Laurenâs brutal hangover. Rusty opens up about the trauma of finding diarrhea in an office bathroom, Will relives his night hosting trivia, and Luke performs some of the most beautiful love songs of the 21st century.
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my naked polaroids got leaked
Will and Rusty break down doing stand-up comedy in a Catholic church, what to do when a pizza randomly shows up at your door, and whether or not we actually swallow spiders in our sleep. Plus, Lauren pulls a viral prank on Rusty, and the gang debates whether a Playmate is the a**hole for not letting a friend crash on his couch. Finally, the boys play the hits and draft country songs and sayings that donât exist.
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fake curb your enthusiasm plots w/ liam cullagh
Liam Cullagh is back on the pod for an in-depth conversation with Will and Rusty on Star Wars, getting rage-baited by your parents, and how to face scary thoughts when youâre alone. The guys also share what their producer tags would be, learn about the top baby names, and draft more Curb Your Enthusiasm plots and Harry Potter-themed cocktails that donât exist.
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i taught rusty how to chafe his nipples
The gang defines the friend equivalent of a cougar, and Lauren reiterates her love for the Playmates. Will recaps a dangerous shopping spree, teaches Rusty about nipple chafing, and breaks down the Holy Trinity. They also reflect on every birthday ever, revisit Rustyâs intrusive thoughts, and hear a Playmate pitch that could revolutionize the Spotify queue. Finally, the boys draft bar specials and prank calls that donât exist.
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we need to talkâŚ
The gang dishes on what really went down at the Cheesecake Factory â and Lauren gets emotional. Will and Rusty dive into witches, ghosts, and legendary Irish seaman Tom Crean, plus the hilarious chaos of making a Hinge profile for a friend. They also tackle a Playmateâs scandalous dream dilemma and draft their favorite fake ailments and nostalgic iPod games that never existed.
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alex cooper is my cousin
Will finds out heâs related to a celebrity, Rusty celebrates his new car, and the gang receives an unforgettable gift from a Playmate. They dive into another wild 'Am I the A**hole?' debate, revisit the Salem witch trials, and ask: what do CEOs actually do? Plus, the boys dream up legendary bar names and draft sci-fi movies that donât existâbut definitely should.
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men yearn to dig
Will talks about his idol, and Rusty gives pointers on how to get the ladies to talk to your friend. Plus, Lauren rehashes some sister beef, and Willy reveals what would actually land him on the Forbes 30 Under 30 list. The boys also get into jock itch, aura-farming boat racers, and the time they went buckwild at a bar in Amherst, MA. Finally, they draft more MrBeast videos and Curb Your Enthusiasm plots that donât exist (yet).
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...why every floridian needs a skin fade
Rusty talks about drunk texting his car salesman, and Willy declares his hatred for getting dressed. The gang also uncovers the real meaning behind the ringing in Laurenâs ears and dissects Drakeâs newâand possibly fakeâabs. Finally, the boys make up stereotypes for your state and draft Pixar movies that donât exist.
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kinky uber driver
Willâs fired up about his new grill and finally redeemed himself by participating in an on-field contest at a minor league baseball gameâsomething he once turned down as a kid. Rusty reveals what he learned about his Uber driverâs kink, and the gang opens more Playmate mailâincluding a package with mysterious contents. Plus, they break down a revolutionary business pitch that could change the bagel and cream cheese game forever, and draft Family Guy cutaways and more band names that donât exist.
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the game of telephone ruined my life
Will wonders if a movie will ever be made about them, and Rusty claims there are fewer than 50 people he needs to see for the rest of his life. The gang also talks about their Irish heritage, extroverts vs. introverts, and the smallest fish in the world. Plus, the boys draft slang words that donât exist and share their favorite Fourth of July traditions.
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block your ex on spotify
Will, Rusty, and Lauren talk blocking people, shared playlists, and how Willy got scammed out of all-you-can-eat tacos. The most heated debate in Playdate history goes downâhint: it involves goat meatâand the guys wonder how far they could launch a burger. Finally, the boys break down a Playmate who cheated in their office bake-off and make up wrestling moves and facts about Ancient Greece.
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why my date dumped a drink on me
Will is fancy now and Rusty canât figure out what music the male population likes. The gang imagines what it would be like to have a service snail, shares their opinions on ghosts, and ponders what they actually learned in college. Plus, they uncover why humans are afraid of the dark, hear a ruthless story from a Playmate, and test how well Lauren knows the boysâ voices. Finally, Will and Rusty draft party themes and a favorite: sayings that donât exist.
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the grunions had a party
Will and Rusty figure out which New Girl characters they really are, and Rusty follows up on his complaint that nobody wants him. The gang also breaks down a bizarre run-in with a livestreamer on the Venice boardwalk, the invention of the Testicuzzi, and a Playmate pitch thatâll fix your bad handwriting. Plus, they unpack the mystery of 2D lunch, the single-ingredient sandwich, and an Am I the A**hole involving a runaway customer. Finally, the boys draft Itâs Always Sunny plots that donât existâand things that happened âback in their day.â
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we surfed a tsunami
Will unveils his plan to date Kim Kardashian, Rusty recaps the Tyler Childers concert, and the gang opens fan mail from the Playmates. They also break down fart machines, birds that fly backwards, and the smelliest cheese in the world. Plus, the boys draft Adam Sandler movies and Jackass stunts that donât exist.
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going villain mode on my lazy roommate
The gang recaps their weekend and agrees: a night meant for casual drinks never goes as planned. Rusty does the WAP dance, Willy opens up about twinxiety, and Lauren braces for the return of the Snack Wrap. Plus, the boys draft Zack & Cody plots that donât exist and share advice your grandpa would probably give you.
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we found the only 60s guy in the world
The boys recap their cruise to the Bahamas, debate designated couch spots, and weigh in on whether a Playmate was the a**hole for failing a classmate. They also discover the last living â60s guy, draft their favorite Kim Jong Un rumors, and rank the best ways to say you pooped your pants.
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i almost experienced korean fan death
Rusty, Will, and Lauren dive into Deanâs Blue Hole, trusting your intuition, and the magic of the iPod shuffle. They also weigh in on a Playmateâs âAm I the A**hole?â dilemma, the allure of true crime, and what makes criminal psychology so fascinating. Finally, the boys draft things your dad loves to sayâand animals that donât exist.
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iâm about to party on you (Laurenâs Version)
Will and Rusty talk about being a maintenance man with no tools, the best type of Uber driver, and Bahama Mamas. The gang also takes accountability for their interrupting problem and breaks down Rustyâs business pitch to make moving ten times easier. Plus, the boys draft Phineas and Ferb plots that donât exist and ways to tell your boss youâre quitting.
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i got stalked by a live streamer
The gang recaps Memorial Day weekend, Rusty spills on his new man crush, and Willy reveals getting put on blast at dinner. They also discuss evil shoes, E.T.âs Star Wars cameo, and how to make your barbershop experience exponentially better. Finally, they draft The Office plots that donât exist, ways to ask someone to hang out, and debate which Beatle would be the best hang.
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rusty crop-dusted an innocent man
Willy talks about running his first half marathon and Ubering two hours to see MJ Lenderman, while Rusty admits to crop-dusting on a plane. The gang also dives into the origins of âhello,â a bird that can stay airborne for up to 10 months, and lessons from the Hookup Hero on why you shouldnât fear wild parties. Plus, the boys draft ways to slide into DMs and beach games that donât exist.
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we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Comedian and writer Brandon Wardell joins the pod to talk Sausage McGriddles, coexist stickers, and Bikini Bottom. The gang also covers blacking out at minor league baseball games, eating 20 pounds of eggplant to catch a buzz, and Brandonâs business pitch: Mamava Pods After Dark. Plus, they invent old-timey baseball names and draft sayings that donât exist.
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is that an AI dog?
The gangâs back together! Lauren recaps her trip to Spain, Will dives into his flash drive era, and Rusty gets nostalgic about the anti-gravity bong. Plus, the boys break down eating six hot dogs before 8am, dystopian thots, and Pamplonaâs Running of the Bulls. To wrap it up, they draft marathon signs and make up Curb Your Enthusiasm plots that absolutely should exist.
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i hit my barista with my car
Will affirms his love for Juan Soto, Rusty delivers a history lesson on the papal conclave, and the boys debate club vs. cream soda. They also investigate getting pee shy, the allure of cold showers, and calling your landlord âmom.â Finally, they draft ways to say you're hungoverâand phrases to use when ending things with someone.
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sneaking my uncle into stagecoach
Will and Rusty are back to share crazy boss stories, explain how they ruined AFTV, and detail how one fart altered the Scenic Piss Instagram page. The boys also get Binder Blasted and hear from Lauren herself all the way from Spain. Plus, they draft Lana Del Rey songs and ways to say youâre spoken for.
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we got kicked out of boston w/ grace oâmalley

Stand up comedian and host of Disgraceful, Grace OâMalley, joins Will and Rusty to talk about bombing in stand up comedy, how many counties are in New Jersey, and causing coworkers to relapse. They also break down how they got kicked out of a bar in Boston and how Willy ended up covered in eggs. Plus, they draft Boston suburbs that donât exist and sayings that donât exist.
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i'm asexual?

Will and Rusty are back to invent a billion dollar helicopter, discuss being asexual in their childhood, and talk about their hot neighbors. The boys also prank Lauren and reminisce about their days learning Spanish. Plus, they draft Discovery Channel shows and party tricks that donât exist. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTYâS SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HOF BETS: Get a 7-Day Free Trial + 50% Off your...
my plane caught on fire w/ billy langdon

AFTV member and good friend Billy Langdon joins us as we chat about the intense hikes in Willy's future and his beef with Chet. And is Rusty in the wrong for a stunt he pulled on his sister at the airport? FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://almostfriday.shop/collections/playdate-pod RUSTYâS SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/album/5lI3NmJRBOm8ubvLaLlYLE?si=9LNf8o07TVS38NXq0l3vjw SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: USE BETMGM BONUS CODE PLAYDATE AND GET YOUR $1500 FIRST BET OFFER TODAY https://promo.nj.betmgm.com/en...
100th episode goes NUTS
To celebrate 100 beautiful episodes, Will, Rusty, and Lauren reflect on their fondest Playdate memories, share their favorite things about each other, and explain why 7â14 people is the perfect size for a group hang. They also talk high school firsts, tall babies, and revive the Permitting Division of the Building Department for an epic squirrel prank call. Plus, AFTVâs Liam Cullagh and Billy Langdon join to draft sayings, rom-coms, slang words, and country songs that donât exist.
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we auditioned for a reality dating show w/ nut
Video creator, comedian, and nectar host, Nut, joins Will and Rusty to talk about facing vulnerability, funerals for squirrels, and who would win in a fight against 100 Barbara Corcorans. They also dissect Willâs goal of getting married by the end of 2025, the logistics of traveling by Floo powder, and the enigma that is X Ă A-12. Plus, they read wild pitches from the Playmates and draft pickup lines and dating shows that donât exist.
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how to flirt with women at the bar
Will and Rusty talk about hanging out with Mike Teavee, getting cut off in a drive-thru, and jacked guysâplus the irreparable damage TikTok is doing to their brains. Lauren gets interrogated about her weekend, and the gang breaks down Willyâs dream where he pisses in a trash can. Finally, the boys draft bible verses that donât existâand their favorite things to do in the spring.
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garbage men hate WHAT religion?! w/ mary shalaby
Actress and comedian Mary Shalaby joins Will and Rusty to talk about her brief stint as a podcaster, altar serving, and why everyone thought she brought acid to prom. The gang also dives into what Gruâs been up to, Maryâs plans to marry into the Kennedy family, and the looming threat of robot world domination. Finally, they draft old wivesâ tales and Disney shows that donât exist.
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eat THREE lunches a day to lose weight
Will and Rusty swap airport stories for old timesâ sake, share their adoration for Love on the Spectrum, and invent the Three Lunch Day. The boys also prank Lauren and reminisce about their days mowing lawns. Plus, they draft social experiments and reggae songs that donât exist.
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