Humans Holler At News

Nigel is very good
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Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/09/Hinesville-Police-Department-Georgia-tortoise-escape/2321773062845/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/hedgehogs-could-avoid-extinction-by-silent-ultrasound-installed-on-cars-to-prevent-roadkill/ 
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/great-lakes-otters-are-a-conservation-success-story-with-populations-flourishing-in-us-and-ontario/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/multiple-types-of-plastic-are-turned-into-vinegar-using-sunlight-powered-process-without-emissions/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/12/Guinness-World-Records-Merlin-pig-Instagram/4171773327576/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026...

The Undetermined Beaver sounds like a mystery novel. 
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kazakhstan-plants-37000-seedlings-to-prepare-for-imminent-return-of-tigers/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/rural-town-enthusiastically-switches-to-restorative-justice-and-recidivism-almost-vanishes/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/02/determined-beaver-Redmond-Washington/1371772475773/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03/03/Medina-County-Ohio-Internet-outage-squirrel/6141772543216/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/03...

Lauren once again asking the hard questions
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Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-spray-on-powder-instantly-seals-life-threatening-wounds/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/beautiful-australian-frog-returns-to-the-wild-with-the-help-of-frog-spas-and-frog-saunas/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/crotch-enhancements-the-latest-controversy-at-the-winter-olympics-13503862 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/Ruherford-County-North-Carolina-pig-burglar/2211771429476/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/18/winter-olympics-cross-country-team-sprint-dog/2311771422753/ 
https://www.u...

COO!
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/13/Port-Orange-cow-Publix-Florida/2191770997105/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/12/nz-Apanui-School-serial-thief-cat-burglar/7031770916696/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0pcuuKahY 
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/McCook-High-School-loose-cow/7741770313259/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/02/05/wild-turkeys-Janesville-Wisconsin/6431770305690/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_New...

Lauren Yellingenby.exe has stopped working
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Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/Auburn-Washington-goat-Wesley-Homes/7131768498381/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/22/Suffolk-County-New-York-bank-deer/2081769097809/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/chickens-loose-Douglas-County-Colorado/8171768410715/ 
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/colorado-begins-planning-return-of-wolverine-across-its-parks-absent-for-more-than-100-years/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/23/Transportation-Security-Administration-turtles-bra-replica-bomb-unusual/4841769194559/ 
Ear foothttps://ww...

Bear goes house hunting
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Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social

Stories Used
Jane: They. Are. Coming.https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2025-was-year-of-the-octopus-says-uk-wildlife-trust-amid-record-cephalopod-sightings/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mauritius-advances-science-of-heat-resistant-coral-for-restoring-reefs-with-98-survival-rates/ 

Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/15/emu-handcuffed-St-Johns-County-Florida/3831768502340/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/01/14/ireland-crashed-truck-crabs-recovered/6501768416348/




Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd...

It’s Buttsmas y’all! And this time we got Steph, Delta, AND Alice!

Horses and bears and racoons oh my! 
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Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
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Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social
Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/11/JFK-Airport-New-York-escaped-horse/9831765470077/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/09/National-Highways-abandoned-items-boat-fair-ride/9611765294186/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/12/05/Guinness-World-Records-fastest-garden-shed/2511764952892/ 
Janehttps://www.positive.news/society/flat-pack-washing-machine-spins-a-fairer-future/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/2-bears-figure-out-how-to-make-a-see-saw-in-playful-moment-caught-on-video-watch/
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Od...

It’s Alice’s one year (and one month) anniversary! We ask the hard questions this time. Questions like, “Would you rather fight one raccoon sized owl or twelve owl sized raccoons?”
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 


Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/mountain-goat-inspired-robot-offers-a-new-world-of-mobility-to-the-wheelchair-bound-watch/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/20/bear-chases-11-year-old-Family-Dollar-Markleysburg-Pennsylvania/2011763665257/
Alice
https...

This episode we learn that you’re not a real monkey unless you’re wearing a diaper.
Humans Holler Patreon: https://patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/05/ireland-lion-viral-video-Newfoundland-dog-County-Clare/2571762356268/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/11/03/Cottonwood-Arizona-emu-captured-Frank/9381762193360/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/29/Spirit-Halloween-monkey-Plano-Texas/4851761751672/ 
Jane https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/bumblebees-have-learned-to-read-simple-morse-code-an-ability-seen-only-in-humans-and-vertebrates/
https://www.g...

Lauren fucking dies at the end (it’s okay, she’s fine)

Stories Used

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/pine-martens-released-into-wilds-of-exmoor-national-park-for-first-time-in-100-years/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/nature-centers-emergency-butterfly-wing-transplant-a-success-watched-by-millions-on-social-media/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/foster-kitten-drops-dead-mouse-boiling-pot/7351760542204/

 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/15/Chapel-Hill-North-Carolina-dog-starts-fire/9791760536248/ 

Alice

https://apnews.com/article/bear-walks-grocery-store-arizona-ac35a8f03b6289d2e82039b89a646e4c

 https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/University-of-Montana-Main-Hall-pumpkin/3111760623668/

 Lauren

https://abc7.com/post/aggressive-sea-otter-steals-surfboard-off-santa-cruz-california-coast-bites-surfer-water-rescue-ensues/18026958

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/10/16/bear-steals-garbage-bag-Glendale-California/7481760635242/

Squirrel!

Stories Used

Alice

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/25/theres-an-angry-squirrel-in-california-whos-put-two-people-in-hospital-24258593/

 https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/02/a-band-manchester-drummer-literally-mushrooms-24060259/ → quote from Lauren’s Mushroom Correspondent, “i mean they are clearly a fungi… i imagine the main problem was there being not mushroom in the band previously”

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/28/he-boy-man-saved-injured-squirrel-says-pair-now-inseparable-24282002/

Jane

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/six-baby-cheetahs-born-in-the-richmond-zoos-prolific-breeding-program-167-cats-since-2013-watch/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/South-Western-Railway-crab/4561758819404/

Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/25/Long-Island-New-York-orange-lobster/6051758813614/

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/24/Hampton-Township-crocodile-Michigan-front-yard/2311758741800/

https://www...

This episode Lauren wants to go out with a bang, Jane introduces the best political party ever, and Alice Atlatls All Around us!

Stories Used:

Alice:
https://apnews.com/article/vermont-atlatl-sports-spears-8fdaf7dbe84505055df60ea55772a10e 

https://apnews.com/article/ghana-fantasy-coffins-funerals-accra-tradition-01220db5b2e240a12ae8e4ba8820f993 

https://apnews.com/photo-gallery/ghana-fantasy-coffins-photos-9e1169da6238feef5400ede6d88992d7 

Jane

https://www.dutchnews.nl/2025/07/amsterdam-to-install-steps-to-help-cats-escape-from-the-canals/

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recalcitrant-baby-hippo-refuses-to-leave-the-pool-unless-it-sees-a-mom-stare-watch/

Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/09/17/Thorpe-Farm-escaped-wallaby-drones/9881758114709/

There are more adorable bears. Lauren once again loses her shit. 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/this-new-bionic-knee-is-changing-the-game-for-lower-leg-amputees/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/these-silly-signs-are-one-mans-campaign-against-his-anti-fun-city/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/22/Doolittle-Missouri-highway-steaks-fire/9951755884053/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/18/bear-break-in-Pine-Mountain-Club-California/2001755534533/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/bear-ice-cream-shop-El-Dorado-County-California/9741755719551/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/20/Reading-Pennsylvania-skunk-bowl-skateboard/9741755713004/

There are adorable bears. Lauren absolutely loses it. 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/a-jamaican-student-invented-a-self-disinfecting-door-handle-for-hospitals-design-that-fits-reality/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/blowing-in-a-conch-shell-could-help-treat-dangerous-apnea-snoring-symptoms/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/horse-hoisted-hold-Baltimore-County-Maryland/5341755191291 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/08/canada-West-Vancouver-bear-Pomeranian/7601754662165 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/11/Newington-Connecticut-bear-pool/1881754926114/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/12/Petersham-Massachusetts-bear-sunflower-seeds/9781755009040/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/08/14/australia-koala-road-Gold-Coast-Queensland/8271755188876/

This episode is taking the piss

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/02/scotland-Saltoun-Surgery-urine-samples/4131751472898/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/psychedelic-mushrooms-reduced-human-cellular-aging-by-57-increased-lifespan-in-mice-30/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/18/canada-T-shirt-missing-cat-phone-number/6941752860361 
https://apnews.com/article/minot-city-north-dakota-ground-squirrels-dde22d2fa10140191a168687a5aa4daa 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/nz-cat-burglar-Auckland-New-Zealand/2091753373486/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/24/raccoon-trash-can-Coral-Springs-Florida/9971753370292/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/25/tortoise-Shelley-2-weeks-ice-cream/5071753455892/

Lauren can’t move past “piss sommelier”
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.pollutionsolutions-online.com/news/waste-management/21/university-of-edinburgh/microbes-turn-plastic-waste-into-paracetamol/65164 
https://apnews.com/article/virgin-australia-snake-plane-melbourne-brisbane-9fec54edc5a7c7f6f9734fa76e0d3e45
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/mozzarella-cheese-crash-Clearfield-County-Pennsylvania/4381751555993/
Alice
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/Plainview-Bethpage-JFK-High-School-twins/7361750695879/ 
https://news.sky.com/story/flying-duck-caught-on-speed-camera-could-be-repeat-offender-13367584 

Lauren
https://cheknews.ca/testing-the-water-new-study-investigates-orcas-sharing-food-with-humans-1263629/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/07/03/Jefferson-County-Colorado-bear-car/5701751565791/

There’s a mongoose. It no longer be loose up in this hoose. I wanna pet a goose.

Stories Used
Janehttps://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/mischievous-sister-bears-escape-at-uk-zoo-and-eat-weeks-worth-of-honey-as-police-called/ar-AA1HnUAA
https://www.musicradar.com/artists/shows-festivals/in-previous-years-due-to-wearable-tech-issues-we-saw-a-rise-of-nearly-700-extra-999-calls-in-a-weekend-british-police-encourage-moshing-festival-goers-to-take-off-their-smartwatches
Alice 
https://news.sky.com/story/syrian-contractor-discovers-ancient-byzantine-tomb-complex-during-construction-13381022 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/26/wallaby-escaped-Grace-and-Glory-Animals-Oswego-New-York/1321750951714/ (update to last week)
Lauren

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/24/Tahoe-Keys-bears-fridge/3681750782904/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

There’s a mongoose. It be loose.
Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 


Stories Used
Janehttps://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/scientists-in-japan-develop-non-toxic-plastic-that-dissolves-in-seawater-within-hours/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/worlds-first-diamond-battery-could-power-spacecraft-and-pacemakers-for-thousands-of-years/
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/seriously-deep-sleeper-not-woken-up-by-ship-crashing-in-his-garden-13373113 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/05/thailand-Plai-Biang-Lek-elephant-store-Khao-Yai-National-Park/5611749145051/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/20/escaped-wallaby-Oswego-New-York-caught-on-camera/9191750429726/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News...

Jane and Lauren talk about animals

Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Alice’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/icecreamwitch.bsky.social 
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/native-turtles-return-to-yosemite-after-being-overrun-by-invasive-bullfrogs-from-the-east/
You ever disassociate so hard you turn lead into gold?https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fulfilling-the-dream-of-medieval-alchemists-physicists-turned-lead-into-gold-accidentally/

Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/16/cat-escapes-goes-home-SPCA-Florida/1351747410916/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/05/20/poland-capybaras-escape-Gdansk-zoo/6311747754845/ 
https...

Just two ADHD goblins having a chat

The horrors persist, so have some good news
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/group-celebrates-20-years-of-steering-surplus-office-furniture-away-from-landfill-and-into-communities/
https://apnews.com/article/bookstore-book-brigade-chelsea-michigan-03c553623c91c16a272b8a8149e4c298
Alice
https://www.ddw-online.com/european-universities-offer-scientific-refuge-to-us-researchers-34143-202503/#:~:text=Several%20prestigious%20European%20universities%20are,scientific%20facts%20and%20against%20researchers%E2%80%9D 
https://www.yahoo.com/news/80-birds-rescued-animal-fighting-161256363.html?guccounter=1 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/17/Manhattan-turkey-Astoria-returns/2421744909473/ 
https://birdfact.com/articles/can-wild-turkeys-fly 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/04/16/raccoon-storm-drain-grate-Holyoke-Massachusetts/9771744821648/

Jane’s cat Smudge joins us for this one! We all melt *immediately* from the cuteness overload. 
Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/earths-tiniest-wildcat-is-captured-on-camera-for-first-time-the-rusty-spotted-cat-of-india/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/little-boy-calls-911-after-mom-ate-his-ice-cream-mommy-is-being-bad-but-cops-solve-the-case/
(Snitches don't get dessert)
Alice
https://www.npr.org/2025/03/20/g-s1-54909/golden-toilet-stolen-cattelan-6-million-convicted (update)
https://news.sky.com/story/the-blobfish-worlds-ugliest-animal-named-fish-of-the-year-in-new-zealand-13332179 
Lauren
https://apnews.com/article...

This month Iggymaid joins us! la;ksfqowiefjiopl;asf owq e


Humans Holler Patreon: patreon.com/humansholler
Igg’s Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/iggymaid.bsky.social
Igg’s Twitch: twitch.tv/iggymaid
Igg’s Linktree: linktr.ee/iggymaid
Alice’s Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/icecreamwitch_
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/scientists-trying-to-bring-back-the-woolly-mammoth-create-a-woolly-mouse-13321512
https://news.sky.com/story/thieves-stole-2-8m-gold-toilet-at-blenheim-palace-in-just-five-minutes-court-hears-13316421
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/recovery-o...

ADHDventures with Lauren and Jane
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tribal-bison-ranchers-return-thousands-of-animals-to-native-lands-and-witness-an-ecosystem-rejuvinate/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-his-beloved-yoga-ball-deflates-lonely-donkey-receives-donated-balls-from-across-bc/
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/21/Scottish-highland-bull-Kent-Connecticut/4221740157190/ 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Chicago-big-beaver-Urban-Rivers/8661740087239/ 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/20/Tennessee-Knoxville-porcupine/1591740078267/ 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cILZ_cB3_so 
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/02/12/bat-eared-fox-Living-Gardens-Palm-Desert-California/1801739377569/

Alice joins us for mummy jerky and a bunch of cute animals!
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Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/while-a-czech-region-plans-its-hydroproject-beavers-do-it-for-them-saving-millions/
https://www.cbc.ca/lite/story/1.7457607

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYtY8q8gj40 
Alice
https://news.sky.com/story/ancient-egyptian-mummies-smell-sweet-and-spicy-researchers-say-13309255
https://news.sky.com/story/nationwide-power-outage-in-sri-lanka-blamed-on-a-monkey-13306607 
Lauren
https://www.upi.com/Odd_Ne...

Hee hee hee we got a Beff, a Steph and a Phee

Laura joins us. Gay ensues.

Alice liek furret
Lauren’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Humansholler
Jane’s Stuffs: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Lauren
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/11/21/weasel-shoe-thief-japan-kindergarten/ 
https://apnews.com/article/minnesota-eagle-camera-watch-46d6e3453fae8b671d5373740f6f95a8 
Alice
https://apnews.com/article/new-hampshire-shelter-mice-453194952194094f71ddfcab3294eb66 
https://apnews.com/article/quasi-giant-hand-wellington-sculpture-zealand-art-cfcd3599eda341b78741dcfcf519edbd 
Jane
https://apnews.com/article/latvia-counterfeit-detergent-ariel-criminal-gang-7c90d2a2fd2fb8dd8f8fc322867680b0
https://apnews.com/article/bear-costume...

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all!

We got a real Ice Cream Witch y’all!

Lauren really likes Matt Berry, Jane has some very good raccoons, and some people who try to do the least end up doing the most?
The Patreon: https://patreon.com/HumansHoller 
Jane’s Linktree: https://linktr.ee/janeiac 
Jane’s Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/StonedMonkeyRadio/posts 
Stories Used
Jane
https://soranews24.com/2024/10/15/tokyo-space-out-tournament-draws-nearly-100-competitors-finds-whos-the-best-at-doing-nothing%E3%80%90video%E3%80%91/
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/2024/10/07/north-kitsap-home-attracts-dozens-of-hungry-racoons/75562924007/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/behold-the-heaviest-pumpkin-in-europe-weighing-as-much-as-a-honda-civic/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNPp_-LOb0k 
Lauren
https://www.musictimes.com/articles/105906/20241023/kamala-harris-locks-critical-juggalo-vote-major-insane-clown-posse-endorsement.htm 
https://w...

Joanna joins us again! We have fun here

Jane made us a new intro! I quite like it

Honk

Stories Used
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/chinese-doctor-removes-patients-lung-tumor-using-robot-from-3000-miles-away/
https://thegoodnewshub.com/animals/abandoned-dog-hero-saves-38others/
Lauren
https://abc7.com/post/san-francisco-california-residents-complain-honking-waymo-driverless-cars/15185603/ 
https://www.newsweek.com/golden-retriever-regrets-helping-diy-1932601

Jane brings us a baby bird in a warm tortilla! And also a Lomo! 
Stories Used
Jane
https://7news.com.au/news/obituary-jack-karlson-man-behind-democracy-manifest-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-meme-has-died-c-15564341
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/baby-bird-rescued-in-texas-panhandle-wrapped-in-a-warm-tortilla-until-wildlife-experts-arrived/
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/tiny-frog-saunas-help-endangered-amphibians-fight-off-fungal-disease/
Lauren
https://www.syracuse.com/news/2024/08/man-charged-after-blowing-up-porta-potty-at-central-ny-beach-police-say.html 
https://local21news.com/news/local/an-unusual-prize-groundhog-found-amongst-stuffed-animals-in-pa-claw-machine-meadows-family-fun-mini-golf-in-duncansville-blair-county-pennsylvania-game-commission-pa 
Lomo
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/first-back-to-back-gharial-crocodile-hatchlings-born-in-north-america/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/new-way-of-protecting-tomatoes-from-deadly-bacteria-lets-plants-sniff-out-danger-naturally/

Unions now, unions forever!
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/mmo/blizzards-world-of-warcraft-team-has-unionized/ 
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/engineering-students-heed-call-for-a-chihuahua-in-need-tiny-helmets-for-niblet/
Lauren
https://abc7ny.com/post/flying-fish-damages-nj-couples-tesla-parked-atlantic/15086264/ 
https://kotaku.com/voice-actor-strike-sag-aftra-troy-baker-ai-cod-mw-3-1851604153

It's naked week for Lauren! 
Stories Used
Jane
https://www.npr.org/sections/goats-and-soda/2024/07/03/g-s1-7988/hiv-prevention-drug-clinical-trial
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/22-tennessee-state-parks-provide-all-terrain-wheelchairs-for-visitors-to-use/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0F1VbB3XeM&list=PLKTj6PrgxBv-nTmTv-v0pgzhbHDglgH62 

Lauren
https://mustsharenews.com/woman-strips-national-television/ 
https://x.com/mrjeffu/status/1806463678247830011 
https://sfstandard.com/2024/07/11/nudists-save-tourist-attack-castro/

Jane and Lauren talk about SANDVICH
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Stories Used
Lauren
SAMMICHES AGAIN
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1trBPQy3Azxw1_XoosinenixxKK-5sw7Z?usp=sharing 
Jane
https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lost-donkey-seen-living-with-elk-herd-5-years-later-living-his-best-life/