Faewatch
A fantasy book podcast for the tragically mortal. Join hosts Dina, Rachel, and Will as we recap magical adventures, dissect sultry romances, and root for — or laugh at — our lightly traumatized protagonists. What we lack in literary insight we make up for in hearty lols and complete indifference to action sequences. Follow us on Tiktok/Instagram: @faewatchpod Questions, comments and unadulterated praise highly encouraged: faewatchpod@gmail.com www.faewatchpodcast.com
HOFAS by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 6 - Underwear-Gate
Quick programming note: Due to a confluence of professional and personal developments we’re going to take a wee hiatus to rest/recoup/tend to day jobs/place hexes on certain unnamed ex BFs who may or may not have dumped certain cohosts of the pod. We will be back soon!
But first, our resident action expert masterfully steers us through the rocky (plot) shoals of our HOFAS szn finale to focus on what really matters: inexplicable undergarment matters & Midgardian state-building. #justiceforvik
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HOFAS by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 5 - Demon Daddy IVF
Much like Ithan has at every turn, we goofed - corrected audio in this ep!! Join us for our recap of chapters 54-77 of House of Flame and Shadow by Sarah J. Maas!
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HOFAS by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 5 - Demon Daddy IVF
Join us for our recap of chapters 54-77 of House of Flame and Shadow by Sarah J. Maas!
Spoiler warning: This episode may contain hints/spoilers for the whole book.
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HOFAS by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 4 - Less Dolce Less Vita
Join us for our recap of chapters 35-53 of House of Flame and Shadow by Sarah J. Maas!
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HOFAS by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 3 - Soho House of Flame and Shadow
Bryce enjoys some roast chicken at her father’s house, Lidia definitely totally makes the ultimate sacrifice, and Ithan rapidly cycles into yet another internship. It’s chapters 20-34 of House of Flame and Shadow by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Flame and Shadow (HOFAS) by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 2 - THE BRYCERIEL DELULU TRAIN
Turn on your breast flashlights and hold your shadow daddies close, it’s time for chapters 9-19 of House of Flame and Shadow by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Flame and Shadow (HOFAS) by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 1 - Bryce's Magic Bean
IT’S FINALLY TIME! Join us as we go spelunking into the fresh tome that is House of Flame and Shadow, prologue through Chapter 8!
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A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 5 - COZY SLEEPOVER!
In this thrilling season finale, we've got the sleepover to end all sleepovers, emotional growth, emotional backtracking, emotional growth again, some Hunger Games, and some childbirth or w/e. Join us for chapters 59-80 of ACOSF by Sarah J. Maas!
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A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 4 - Seed Play
SURPRISE! Thought we'd drop the ep a day early this week in case it helps pass the last pre-HOFAS day a little more swiftly.
Hell hath no fury like ours for the inner circle’s f*ckery this ep. But then they mostly make up for it with cute Winter Solstice gift hauls. Join us for chapters 43-58 of ACOSF by Sarah J. Maas!
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A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 3 - A Vacation from Misandry
Hold on to your headboards folks, you’re in for a wet and wild ride as we recap chapters 29-42 of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas!
P.S. Please forgive Will for asking the same question about the Library on the 3rd consecutive episode—no boy boss is perfect!
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A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 2 - Quick Off The Mark
Join us for an almost alarming array of scintillating and sensual encounters and maybe some CrossFit or something idk. It’s chapters 14-28 of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas!
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A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 1 - Himbo Prototype
We’re back for a very special season on A Court of Silver Flames! Hop on the ol’ stairmaster with us as we climb towards inner peace, female friendships, and a humongous, fat…stack of smutty library books. It's chapters 1-13 of A Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas!
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THROWBACK: Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 1 - A Zootopia Crime Procedural
IT'S HOFAS RELEASE MONTH!!! So if you need to brush up on Crescent City lore, look no further than our House of Earth and Blood season.
And hold on to your headboards because we'll be back next week with our season on A COURT OF SILVER FLAMES by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 10 - Gentle but Thorough
Have you ever seen Ocean's Eleven, wherein a ragtag crew successfully completes a near-impossible heist? Yeah, this is nothing like that. Our sweet trust fund dummies are learning the hard way that saving the world isn’t as easy as it seems. But we are here to love and cherish them, as always, in the FINALE of our season on House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 9 - Never Been Scooped
From the lightest of bondage to communing with the dead, there’s no wrong way to post-game an autumnal equinox rager! Join us as we check in with our beloved Lunathion crew for chapters 61-67 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 8 - Say Please
This week, we bring you some good old fashioned makeup sex in the stacks, a glistening mammary display, and some egregious public nose-flicking! Join us for our rollicking discussion of chapters 52-60 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas.
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 7 - Speaking of F***ing on a Ship
Bryce and Hunt finally make sweet love in the Garden of Eden / on an octopus ship (same difference), the trust fund crew adds a few fire sprites to Boyfriend Mark’s pro bono docket, and fortunately, the foremost spy in the Asteri’s command is more concerned with applying lipstick than killing off our main characters. Join us for our discussion of chapters 45-51 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 6 - Telephonic Consumation
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This week, the trust fund crew dabbles in rebellion, while Hunt & Bryce consummate their love…telephonically. Join us for our chat about chapters 39-44 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 5 - Every Girl Boss Needs Her Coterie
It turns out heaven isn’t real and Will says to suck it up. Join us for our discussion of chapters 30-38 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 4 - It's Giving Gyno Appointment
This week, a sewer-sodden Bryce squares off against some reapers with shitty manicures and then gets a little extra steamy in the gym with Hunt ;-) Join us as we discuss every delectable moment in chapters 23-29 of House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 3 - Searching for a Dad in All the Wrong Places
Join us for chapters 16-22 of House of Sky and Breath as Bryce and Hunt finalllly ditch their abstinence pact & Cormac stirs the hearts of Scotsmen across every plane of existence. We dedicate this episode to Ithan, who really deserves a treat after what our horned up protagonists put him through…
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 2 - Mermen in STEM
Our resident girlboss is collecting boy toys like Pokémon cards, from a merman with a penchant for full frontal to a Scottish lad with a cute nickname to a prince of Hel wannabe. But don’t worry, she still has time for treason & tea with the girlies. Come hang with us and various lovestruck Lunathians!
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House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 1 - Merciful Cthona!
WE'RE BACK FOR HOUSE OF SKY AND BREATH BY SARAH JANE MAAS!!! Let's get cozy as Hel and check in with our favorite Lunathion crew. Bryce is a celebrity who definitely HATES public attention, Hunt got a haircut, and Ruhn Danaan knows three things with absolute certainty. And Will and Dina definitely aren't projecting any deep-seated issues on our new gay couples, thank you very much!
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Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros, Ep. 3 - He’s a Slammer
In which the nascent #justicefordain movement comes to a sudden and abrupt halt. But also Xaden misbehaves too so. This is why you date non-men!
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THROWBACK: Serpent and the Wings of Night by Carissa Broadbent, Ep. 1 - Girl Meets Vamp
Alack, 2/3 of us moved this week - so we fell a bit behind. Forgive us our tardiness, and we'll forgive you for any non-violent sins you've committed this week!!
Please enjoy this throwback to our very first episode(!) covering Carissa Broadbent's Serpent and the Wings of Night. (And if you haven't yet, maybe check out the full season.) We'll be back next week with the finale for our Fourth Wing season, and are excited to start Crescent City les second after that!
Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros, Ep. 2 - Grumpy Dragon Daddy
The #justicefordain movement is catching like dragon fire, winning converts from those across this great nation willing to re-think convention. Can Dina rally the forces of Riorson to beat back the swelling tide? Or will contrarianism rule the land? Tune in for our second episode on Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros!
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Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros, Ep. 1 - Justice for Dain (?)
It's Season 3 and we are discussing the piping hot BookTok sensation, Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros!!! Be warned: if you're looking for a thoroughly accurate recounting of this book, we are not the scribes for you. But if you are looking for some lols and snark, then sweetie we've got you covered!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 15 - A Climax Sans Climax
It’s the thrilling finale of season 2!! Let’s get handsy with Hunt one last time, check in with Mummy Quinlan in the shower, and get a tantalizing preview of what’s to come in House of Sky and Breath.
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 14 - Demon Slaying Athleisure
Oops—we killed the primo villain, but now demons abound. The action continues as we cover chapters 82-90 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 13 - Vacuum His Ash!
In a just world, the whole episode would’ve been devoted to debating the merits of the Asteri port-building program and its attendant repercussions for local oyster beds. Alack, the pesky plot has heated up—so instead we bring you a villain reveal and (brief!) devastating tragedy. Join us for our recap of chapters 68-79 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 12 - Considerable Lengths & Perfect Assets
From mid-surgery makeouts to shocking barge betrayals, House of Earth and Blood chapters 61-67 cover the full range of the half-human experience. We’re here to break down every bit of the action ;-) in explicit detail!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 11 - Barbiecore Bryce
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by a box of croissants! We're recapping chapters 55-60 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas.
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 10 - Hunt Takes Matters into His Own Hands
Between summoning demons, going barefoot in bars, and stripping the natural oils from Hunt's wings, it’s another busy week for Bryce Quinlan. Grab a basil lemonade and get extra silly and goofy with the crew as we recap chapters 48-54 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 9 - A New Bombshell Enters the Villa
It's the battle of the book boyfriends! Cheeky chappy Tharion Ketos emerges from the Istros and flirts his tail off, while Hunt Athalar gets to neck nuzzling. Join us as we discuss chapters 48-54 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas.
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 8 - H*rny at the G*n Range
Suspend disbelief as we cover a h*rny sesh at the gun range, meet a nameless and wholly inconspicuous medwitch, and ruminate once again on the intricacies of vampiric lovemaking. It's chapters 36-41 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas, y'all!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 7 - Hunt Athalar and the Backwards Hat
Join us as we break the touch barrier in chapters 30-35 of House of Earth and Blood by Sarah J. Maas!
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 6 - A PSA on Proper Sleeping Attire
In which our immortal boys mature ever so slightly and Will’s womanhood education continues! (Chapters 24-29)
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 5 - 72 Hours in Crescent City
Okay fine it’s supposed to be “36 Hours in Crescent City”!!!! We regret the error!!!
From a chic farmers market (but for flesh?!), to a secret library, to a murder scene (of course), here's our guide to the hottest spots in Lunathion! (Chapters 18-23)
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 4 - Frat House Fae
Join us for our recap of chapters 14-17, wherein we salivate over Daddy Autumn King’s slaggy library, get our nails (or talons) done, and tragically discover that the Chosen One is an 80 year old frat star.
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Crescent City by Sarah J. Maas, Ep. 3 - Let a B**** Have a Candle!
Join us for chapters 9-13 of House of Earth and Blood! Come for the psychoanalysis of tertiary queer characters (#happypride), stay for Little Miss Blues Clues catching the very obvious plot hints the rest of us overlooked entirely.
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