Urban Report Card
The opinionated grade of all things current from sports to music, pop culture to breaking news, and everything in between! All based from the urban perspective.
Reporting Live From the Moon
Happy 4/20 to everybody taking time to make time!. What's your craziest high stories??
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DROP AND GIMME 50
RAP BEEF IS BACK AND SO THE MF URBAN REPORT CARD!!! DRAKE VS EVERYBODY WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING OMG????
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The Urban Bowl
pre Super Bowl predictions, Usher's halftime show, black history facts, and our weekly assessment of A's and F's per usual!
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Swag Surfing into Tha Super Bowl
After a crazy turn of events in the NFC and AFC championships the Super Bowl stage is set and we give our predictions to the outcome on this episode... As well as handing out a hoe lotta F's to our failing students in the class. Not to worry there are a couple stand out A's to be recognized! Who y'all got winning??? Let it be known nowwwwww
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Anniversary of the Lifestyle
Its our anniversary so its only right we talk about this lifestyle! And to add its MLK Jr Weekend on top of that so we really charged up with the greatness!! This weeks episode includes grades from Young Thug, Vivica Fox, Peter Thomas, Alaska Airlines, Charles Barkley, The Miami Heat, B.G. and lil Wayne. All that and more this week pour your shots up right now! 2024 is all us!!
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The Katt's Meow
Well Happy New Year and as we celebrate we can't start the year off without acknowledging the VERY VIRAL moments that have already transpired to set the tone for 2024. I think you all know what we're talking about here just by the title alone so lets get into it!
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Secret Santa
Celebrate Christmas wit us as we give thanks, have fun, and take time to answer a few vital Christmas Conduct questions. And then make sure y'all stay tuned at the end for a couple playlist worthy songs we feel you deflee gotta put in rotation one time for the day. Merry Chrimuh !!
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Buying Back Tha Block
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Ahoelotta Random $#!+
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An Era of Pain
Its still Hamadi's Birthday! This week we honor The Soul Train Legend Award recipient! In this episode we talk about a lil role reversal looking at perception of a particular relationship. We also get into the opening statements in the Young Thug trial that began this week! Imagine hitting the lottery for a billion then suing your baby mama cuz she told your family behind your back - Yes it happened! Grades handed out to Diddy, Tiffany Haddish, Louis Vuitton, T.I.'s song King, Lawdamercyyyyy
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Fresh off the Boat
Its Hamadi's Birthday so we lit!! We just got off a cruise to Mexico so we talk about that whole experience and people on board.
On this weeks episode: Snoop giving up smoke? Diddy Vs. Cassie. T.I. & Tiny. Rick Ross. Will Smith, Duane Martin & Lisa Raye, Andre 3000.
Find out how you can get paid $2500 just to watch Christmas movies!
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ATLiens + Date Lists + Halloween
QOTD: Ladies could you be with a man that dated a man before??
This week we Celebrate the legendary rap duo OutKast.
This week is a loaded episode so we really dissecting these dating lists that have take social media by storm.
And Also lets talk about Dwight Howard situation.
Head to the ig to give us your grades on these topics! Tap In!
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THA DOCTOR
Another Effing week has gone by and these grades are only a testament. Grades handed out to Jada Pinkett Smith, Carlee Russell, Monica, Tubi, and more.
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FOR ALL THE DOGS
LETS GET INTO THIS BRAND NEW DRAKE. WE GONE TELL YALL HOW TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS THIS SPOOKY SEASON WITH ONE THING!! THIS WEEKS GRADES HANDED TO: JOE BIDEN AND ISRAEL AND HAMAS, KEVIN GATES, THE 1ST BLACK 4 STAR GENERAL IN US MARINE CORPS HISTORY, A RETIRED COUPLE WHO FIGURED OUT THE CHEAT CODE TO LIVING OUT YOUR GOLDEN YEARS, JIMMY BUTLER, THA DREAM VS LIL WAYNE BEEF?? ALL THIS AND MORE TAP IN!!!
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2 of Amerika'z Most Wanted
In the classroom this week: 20 years later police make arrest in 2Pac murder case, Canelo VS Charlo, Jasmine Crockett vs the republicans, Kid Cudi & Issa Rae, Tiffany Haddish is a freak a leek, Brittany Renner got 35 bodies and Rick Fox wanna be #36, +1000 Missing kids in Ohio, Venus and Serena Williams make history in the NFL, Philly Riots and Looters sparked by police killing civilian. This week's episode to celebrate Hip Hop 50th anniversary we honor 2Pac. RIP a legend.
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Bigg Dogg Status
On this weeks episode we showing love to our favorite west coast Doggfather. Report Cards handed out to lawyers and inmates, Usher, Remy Ma, Tory Lanez, Xavien Howard, Kenneth Petty, Travis Kielce & Taylor Swift!?, The Chicago Bears, The Miami Dolphins, and an NFL week 3 recap.
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The Original Queen Bee
Our 1st female Honoree that we pay homage to in celebration of 50 years of hip hop. The VMAs, Loves Lost, Loves Rekindled, and celebrating new love in union. On this week's episode: day care drug dealers, Russian hackers hit Vegas, Primetime, and a rundown on sports.
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Claim Your Team Now!! NFL Season Kickoff
NFL Season officially underway! On this weeks episode we dive into the blend of music and sports. We celebrate Lil Wayne as a part of our Hip Hop Turns 50 recognition. A+'s giving to some amazing black women. As for the F's - smh just listen to this! Hazel E, Birdman, Raz B, Yandy, YSL Polo, Danny Masterson, and more receive their report cards this week!
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Busta Rhymes
The official 1st installment of what we may decide to call HipHop50 Highlights. (that's a work in progress). This weeks episode and grades pertaining to: Busta Rhymes. Diddy. New York vs Baltimore. Deion Sanders. Tory Lanez. YSL. Yung Bleu. Chrisean Rock & Blueface. Love & Hip Hop.
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Hurricanes and Hip Hop
Recounting LA's reaction to Hurricane Hilary. Hip Hop turns 50.
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Taco Tuesday
Wassup y'all! On this weeks episode: Maui wildfire, folding chairs spotted out in the community. Montgomery brawl has a theme song. Tory Lanes, Lil Tay, a woman's dying wish, wedding stuff, and more. Lets Taco bout it!
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Royal Rumble 2023
The big fight. And no we not talking about Jake Paul beating up the elderly. Crayola, Pop Smoke, Alicia Key's Son, Baseball, Barbie Movie, Gucci, and a man that paid over 20K to turn himself into a Border Collie.
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Kidnapping or Sneaky Link
On this weeks episode: Spence VS Crawford, Carlee Russell, Judge Mathis, Cardi B and Monica strike back, and a fake lottery ticket winner who did it for tv. Also Mayweather witnessed what??
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Pushing Pee
Report Cards handed out to Sukihana, The White House, Coco Jones, Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg, SHEIN, Blueface, Kevin Hart, Sha'Carri Richardson, and even more topics of discussion. Pour up wit us!
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For Tha Culture
WE BACK!!!! We had to do it for tha culture this time! Catch up wit ya good peoples see what we been up to. Grades around the Essence Fest, worlds dumbest criminals, art exhibits, new restaurants, and one of the biggest questions: Does Ketchup go in the Fridge or the Cabinet??? Tap innnnnn
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Jamaica Jamaica
WE BACK YALL!! OUR VACATION IN JAMAICA WAS AMAZING AND THE GRADES ARE HANDED OUT PER USUAL. THE STORIES OF REPORT CARDS THIS WEEK ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE SO GO AHEAD AND TURN ON SOME REGGAE MUSIC TO CELEBRATE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT WE MAKE ON THIS EPISODE!!!
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The Final Countdown
Martha Stewart. Ja Morant. Usher. Meagan Goode. Jonathan Majors. And the final countdown to Chris's birthday in Jamaica. We feeling good good!
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Hoe Lotta F's
This episode took a lil longer to mix than usual so bare wit us I'm giving myself a F for that but I'll be joining a long list of F's that we give out in this episode. DISCLAIMER: its a hoe lotta D talk too
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Balled Out
This weeks episode makes some real ballsy grades. RIP Jerry.
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Taxes Taxes Taxes...
The people are feeling the tax deadline as some crazy stories arise and you already know we are here to hand out these report cards. Get a drink and get ya life together with us this week!
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Bitch, Me Too!
On this Episode we handing out another round of A's and a whole lot of F's. From Mo'Nique to Donald Trump and much much more.
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6ix9ine - A Real Class Act
Its time to hand out these report cards to rapper 6ix9ine, NFL player Jimmy Garapolo, the singer SZA, and a couple more crazy stories. You'll never guess our A+ of the week to an 8 year old designer protege. TAP IN!!!
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Forgot About The Wings
WE OUTSIDE!! On this episode of #UrbanReportCard we take you with us on our weekend out in the city. Grading all the spots, food, and the drinks. We got a crazy list of topics this week from unspeakable crimes like the ultimate scams, robberies, and murder. Thanks for listening.
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In The Beginning
Come pop bottles with us as we celebrate our very 1st episode and the launch of the show! Get to know your hosts as we hand out grades on a couple topics to give you an idea of what to expect from the show.
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