Two Beers and a Mic

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By: Jake Stone

Jake and Stone sit down and review all different types of beer brands! We also discuss news and debate random categories and many more! If you have any local Dallas food/beer recommendations, email us at: twobeersandamic@gmail.com. Follow us on YouTube and Instagram: @twobeersandamic

#129 - Trash or Elite & The Black Can from Long Drink
#129
Today at 4:19 AM

In Episode 129, the guys crack open the black can from Long Drink and attempt to give it a proper review… but as usual, the conversation takes a few wild turns along the way.

We debate some everyday scenarios and decide whether they’re trash or elite, which leads to some surprisingly strong opinions and a few questionable takes. Then things get even more ridiculous when we ask the important question: if each finger could produce one liquid, what would you choose? Hydration? Convenience? Chaos? The answers say a lot about a person.

It’s another episod...


#128 - Beer Math and the $1,000 What-If
#128
01/28/2026

On this episode of Two Beers and a Mic, the boys crack open and review “Creek Don’t Rise” from Barrow Brewing, then immediately put their math skills (and sobriety) to the test. Stone hits Jorge and Jake with a round of Beer Math, asking the real questions—like how many beers it would actually take for certain highly questionable scenarios to happen.

We also dive into football talk, breaking down the chaos of the Seahawks vs. Patriots facing off in the Super Bowl, and Jake flips the script with a money question: just how much would $1,000 invested...


#127 - A Beer Review, a Forklift, and an Unfortunate Visual
#127
01/20/2026

Episode 127 is one of those episodes that goes exactly where you don’t expect—and sometimes where you wish it wouldn’t.

We crack open Samuel Adams Cold Brew and attempt to review it, though things quickly derail when a story somehow leads to seeing Stone’s butthole (allegedly).

Jorge is once again missing in action, but we finally uncover the real reason: he forgot to call off a forklift at work. Yes, really.

We also shout out our sponsor, YoTummy, the DoorDash for home-cooked food, because sometimes you want a real meal without...


#126 - Cold War, Cold Countries, Hot Takes
#126
01/06/2026

Stone and Jake are back and fresh off an unforgettable trip to Iceland, breaking down everything from jaw-dropping landscapes to the little moments that made the trip legendary. Along the way, they crack open a couple packs of Pokémon cards they picked up overseas (because souvenirs don’t get better than that).

The guys also pour up and review “Cold War” from Manhattan Project Beer Company, sharing their honest thoughts while the conversation takes its usual unpredictable turns. From sleeping straight through alarms to debating the best fictional places from Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows they’d actuall...


#125 - Playoff Pressure, Winter Beer & Growing Up the Hard Way
#125
12/17/2025

In Episode 125 of Two Beers and a Mic, the guys crack open and review the Winter White Ale from Samuel Adams Brewing, setting the tone for colder weather and hotter takes. With the fantasy football playoffs officially underway, the pressure is on, teams are scrutinized, strategies are debated, and every decision suddenly feels life-or-death.

As Christmas rapidly approaches, the crew talks holiday habits, including Jake’s chronic inability to give gifts early versus Stone’s impressive discipline in holding the line until the big day.

The conversation shifts to a new business venture for a fami...


#124 - Christmas Ale, Charcuterie Crimes & Cheeto Controversies
#124
12/09/2025

In Episode 124 of Two Beers and a Mic, the crew cracks open “Ye Olde Christmas Ale” from Saint Arnold Brewing Company and gives it the full holiday review. With a festive brew in hand, the guys dive into the recap of Jake and Stone’s extremely white Christmas party — complete with two charcuterie boards and what Jorge proudly labels “the whitest food spread ever assembled.”

From there, things get heated as the debate of the century erupts: Is a Cheeto a chip? Logic is tested, friendships are strained, and absolutely no one leaves the argument unchanged.

The episod...


#123 - Gummy Bear Cider, Holiday Sides & DIY Cocktails
#123
12/03/2025

In this episode of Two Beers and a Mic, the guys crack open a wildly unique Gummy Bear Cider from Saint Arnold Brewing Company and dive into a full-on holiday vibe. After reviewing the candy-inspired drink, the crew ranks their favorite Thanksgiving sides — from the classics to one shockingly weird choice that somehow makes the list.

The conversation shifts to Christmas as everyone shares their favorite parts of the holiday season, from traditions to food to the moments that hit the nostalgia button just right.

To top it off, the boys get creative behind the im...


#122 - Hot Drinks, Hot Takes & Hot Mess Travel Plans
#122
11/18/2025

In Episode 122 of Two Beers and a Mic, the guys crack open a Victoria Cerveza and dive into another week without Jorge, who, yes, is still gone. While sipping and reviewing the classic Mexican brew, the crew breaks down their current fantasy football standings, plus some of the new and wild PrizePicks bets people are throwing money at.

Then comes Jorge’s latest masterclass in chaotic decision-making: his plan to simply get off at his layover instead of flying to his final destination, despite his checked bags continuing without him. The ripple effects? Absolutely incredible.

To...


#121 - Angry Orchards, Django, and Puerto Rican Fruit Crimes
#121
11/11/2025

The boys crack open an Angry Orchard Hard Cider and things go off the rails fast.

Stone shares his weekend at a southern plantation, which somehow spirals into a deep dive on Django Unchained and questionable historical takes.

Jorge preps for his trip to Puerto Rico and Jake and Stone can’t get over the bizarre way he eats fruit.

The guys also check in on their fantasy football teams, where the stakes are high and the punishments for the loser are downright ridiculous.


#120 - Lost in the Wash and the Bronx Prison Call
#120
11/04/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge kick things off by getting way too confident in their “expert” survival skills after getting lost on a quail hunt.

Somewhere between panic and pride, they manage to make it back to camp — just in time to imagine what would happen if Jorge’s mom (with her full Bronx energy) got thrown in prison and made her one phone call.

The guys also crack open Martin House Brewing’s Mayday IPA for a chaotic beer review, give updates on their fantasy football heartbreaks, and close out debating which sport (besides the big four...


#119 - Temu Trucks, Jewel Heists & Side Hustles
#119
10/28/2025

In Episode 119 of Two Beers and a Mic, the crew cracks open a Super Series Tropical Hazy IPA from Four Corners Brewing Company and dives into a wild mix of topics...from Jorge’s Instacart side hustle to the curious world of Temu trucks and mystery cards. Are they worth the hype or just another internet gimmick?

The conversation takes an unexpected turn into true-crime territory with a breakdown of the Paris jewel heist, exploring how it all went down and why stories like this still capture our imagination.

It’s a blend of beer revi...


#118 - Road Trip Rations & High Noon Confusion
#118
10/14/2025

In Episode 118 of Two Beers and a Mic, the crew preps for Jake and Jorge’s upcoming camping trip in Florence, Arizona—a 16-hour trek filled with questionable snacks, road trip debates, and Jake’s strong stance against eating while driving. From the best (and worst) car foods to the logistics of surviving that long on the road, it’s a true test of road trip strategy and sanity.

The guys also dive into the recent High Noon controversy, where cans were mistakenly labeled as Celsius energy drinks, sparking confusion and caffeine-fueled chaos.

And just when thi...


#117 - Diffusion, Cartoon Characters We Had Crushes On, and Laws that Should be Changed
#117
10/07/2025

In Episode 117 of Two Beers and a Mic, the guys crack open “Diffusion” from Manhattan Project Beer Company and dive into a nostalgic rabbit hole—cartoon characters we all secretly (or not so secretly) crushed on as kids. From animated icons to unexpected picks, this one’s packed with laughs and confessions.

Between sips, the conversation takes a turn toward the Seven Wonders of the World—past, present, and maybe a few that should make the list. And to top it off, the crew shares hilarious (and slightly horrifying) stories about the wild things their dogs have gotten int...


#116 - Dr. Bock, Bar Fights & Bizarre Laws
#116
09/30/2025

This week the guys crack open Dr. Bock from Martin House Brewing and give their unfiltered take on the brew.

Along the way, they dive into some of the strangest drinking laws you’ve probably never heard of, break down the unwritten rules of bar fight etiquette, and even explore how caffeine and nicotine can stir up more than just your energy levels.

It’s an episode that mixes craft beer, oddball trivia, and a little bathroom science—classic Two Beers and a Mic.

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#115 - Top Accents, Funnel Cake Ale, Different Ways to Dress a Beer
#115
09/23/2025

This week on Two Beers and a Mic, the crew takes on a mix of laughs and bold opinions.

We kick things off by debating the top accents—from smooth to downright questionable—and make our Two Beers and a Bet picks of the week.

Then, we crack open and review Community Beer Co.’s Funnel Cake Ale, a brew that stirs up as much conversation as it does flavor.

To wrap things up, we get creative with some new and different ways to dress beers, pushing the boundaries on what belongs in a pint...


#114 - Fantasy Football Draft Special!
#114
09/09/2025

The guys crack open some cold ones and go full GM mode as they draft their official fantasy football teams for the 2025 season. From sleeper picks to big-name steals,

Jake, Stone, and Jorge break down their draft strategies, roast each other’s choices, and analyze which players and squads are poised to dominate this year.

Along the way, expect plenty of banter, hot takes, and the usual Two Beers and a Mic chaos. Whether you’re a fantasy die-hard or just love some good football talk with a side of laughs, this episode is your pres...


#113 - Draft of "Nostalgic Things", Shiner Prickly Pear, and Moon Shoes
#113
09/02/2025

Get ready for laughs and throwbacks as the guys draft their favorite nostalgic things—from childhood memories to iconic trends we’ll never forget. We also crack open and give our honest beer review of Shiner’s Prickly Pear, a fruity Texas brew that’s as unique as it sounds. Plus, we swap hilarious stories about the toys and products we got as kids that broke almost instantly (RIP to those “indestructible” action figures).

🎙️ Whether you love nostalgia, craft beer reviews, or just hanging out with the boys, this episode has it all. Grab a cold one and join the conv


#112 - Draft of "Leftovers", A lil Sumpin, Sumpin, and Drunk Moments
#112
08/26/2025

This week on Two Beers and a Mic Podcast, things got a little wild. 🍻

We kicked it off with a hilarious Draft of Leftovers—because let’s be real, not all leftovers are created equal. Then we cracked open and reviewed Lagunitas “A Little Sumpin’ Sumpin’”, a smooth beer that had plenty to talk about.

And to top it off, we dove into some of our drunkest moments ever—the kind of stories you’ll either relate to or be glad weren’t yours. G

rab a drink, laugh with us, and let us know in the commen...


#111 - Draft of "Weird Beer Names that would still Crush it in Sales", Hobby Horsing, and Yellow Rose Smash IPA
#111
08/19/2025

In this episode, the guys draft the ultimate list of weird beer names that would still crush it in sales. From the bizarre to the downright hilarious, no name was too strange to make the cut.

We also dive into some off-the-wall hypothetical situations—what would it take to get us to actually do them? (Spoiler: the price tags might surprise you.)

On the review side, we crack open a Yellow Rose Smash IPA from Lone Pint Brewery and give it a full breakdown—flavor, drinkability, and whether it deserves a spot in your fridge.


#110 - Draft List of Words that start with "T", Union Bear Brewing Amber Ale Review, Cantrip THC Diet Cola vs Diet Coke
#110
08/12/2025

Jake and Stone are back with a very tantalizing episode...

We try and review a beer from Union Beer Brewing Co's Amber Ale.

We have an exciting draft titled "Words that Start with the Letter 'T'," Additionally, we delve into a captivating discussion about the Ring of Fire Volcanoes. Lastly, we engage in a thought-provoking debate on whether we would be willing to give up caffeine or sugary beverages, weighing the pros and cons of each choice.


109 - Complimentary Apps and Controversial Cracks
#109
08/05/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK with another packed episode!

In our latest exploration, we delve into a refreshing beer produced by Community Beer Co, known as the "Honey Citrus Blonde." This brew promises a delightful blend of sweetness and zest.

Additionally, we have another fun-filled Draft titled "Complimentary Appetizers served at Restaurants,"

We engage in a lively discussion about Jorge's wiping strategies along with the intriguing hypothetical world of THC-infused lip pouches, and the peculiar discovery of radioactive wasps lurking in South Carolina. Join us as we share our thoughts and insights...


#108 - Buzzed with the Boys: Fall Forecast
#108
07/29/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK for another captivating episode. Today, we try and review a beer from Real Ale Brewing Company called the "Favorable Conditions".

In this conversation, we explore the aspects of the Fall season that spark our enthusiasm, highlighting the vibrant colors, cozy atmospheres, and seasonal festivities we eagerly anticipate.

We also explore the characters from our favorite shows and movies, sharing which ones we would most enjoy having a drink with and why they would make for an unforgettable night.

Additionally, we engage in a thoughtful discussion about the...


#107 - SIT ON IT!
#107
07/22/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK for another JAM PACKED EPISODE! In this episode, we dive into a refreshing review of the "Citra Slice IPA" from Community Beer Co, exploring its unique flavors and characteristics.

To start the conversation, we unveil our Top 2 Draft Picks of chain restaurant dipping sauces, sharing our favorites and what makes them stand out. The discussion then shifts to a more personal note as we reflect on the financial challenges we encountered during our 20s.

Finally, we shift gears and indulge in a lively chat about luxury sports cars. Join...


#106 - ChatGPT Roasts us RUTHLESSLY!
#106
07/15/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK with another great, fun filled episode! We try and review a beer from Four Corners Brewing Company called the "Super Series Hazy Pale Ale".

In this exciting episode, we dive into a hilarious segment where ChatGPT delivers some unforgettable roasts that will leave us speechless.

We also showcase Jorge’s stunning new diamond chain, which Jake proudly wears for the entire podcast, adding a touch of bling to our discussion.

Additionally, we explore the surprising reality of the Ninja Smokeless Grill, revealing that it doesn’t live up t...


#105 - Cold War of Toilets
#105
07/08/2025

Jake and Stone are BACK for another unforgettable episode! In this episode, we dive into a tantalizing beer from the Manhattan Project Beer Company, known as the "Cold War IPA."

We also engage in a lively discussion about the intriguing ways in which different cultures approach something as simple as using a toilet.

Our conversation takes a turn as we ponder the potential benefits of certain fruits if they were either larger or smaller than their usual sizes.

To cap it all off, we share our memorable Fourth of July stories from the...


#104 - Sour True Love for Crypto
#104
07/01/2025

Jake and Stone have returned to the greatest country in the world, Texas!

In this episode, we dive into an exciting review of the "Sour True Love" brewed by Martin House Brewing Company, exploring its unique flavors and the experience it offers.

We also share Jorge’s exhilarating journey into the world of cryptocurrency, discussing his strategies for making profits amidst the volatility of the market.

Additionally, we recount our frustrations with Royal Caribbean as we uncover the unexpected hidden gratuities that left us feeling shortchanged.

Lastly, Stone opens up about hi...


#103 - Cruisin for a BREW-sin (Part 2)
#103
06/24/2025

Jake and Stone are BACK and still aboard the Royal Caribbean "Harmony of the Seas". Join us as we dive into an exciting beer review from the beautiful island of Roatan, Honduras, where we explore the refreshing taste of "Salva Vida."

In this episode, we delve into the thrill of various casino table games, sharing our strategies for dominating the slot machines and taking control of the gaming floor.

We'll also discuss the dream jobs we would love to have on a cruise line.

And wait until you hear the wild story about...


#102 - Cruisin for a BREW-sin (Part 1)
#102
06/17/2025

Jake and Stone are BACK for a VERY special episode of Two Beers and a Mic. We find ourselves aboard the magnificent "Harmony of the Seas," a stunning ship from Royal Caribbean, as we settle in on the vibrant Promenade Deck, surrounded by the music of the sea and the gentle sway of the ocean. In this lively atmosphere, we’re excited to share our thoughts on "Red Stripe," the iconic Jamaican lager known for its refreshing taste.

Join us as we recount our unforgettable experiences on the ship, exploring the diverse and beautiful ports we’ve visi...


#101 - I saw the Booty, I need the Booty, I want the Booty
#101
06/11/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK with another fun filled episode. In today's episode, we dive deep into our thoughts on Lone River Ranch Water, exploring its unique flavor profile and what sets it apart in the beverage market.

We also venture into the intriguing world of emerging cryptocurrencies, examining the latest trends and potential opportunities for investors. Along the way, we’ll touch on some captivating conspiracy theories that have been making waves lately. And don't forget to tune in for an exciting update on the upcoming cruise that the Two Beers Boys will embark upon!

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#100 - We Hit the CENTURY MARK w/ Wild Revival Craft Cocktails
#100
06/03/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are back for a HISTORIC episode 100 of Two Beers and a Mic! We sit down with the founders of Wild Revival Craft Cocktails located in Denton, TX.

We discuss how Wild Revival was started, the variety of drinks they offer, and share some fun stories about the brand's journey.

We also talk about the concerning Senate Bill 3, which would ban consumable hemp products containing any synthetic cannabinoids, commonly known as delta-8. However, non-intoxicating and non-psychoactive cannabinoids like CBD and CBG would remain legal.

To wrap up the episode, we...


#99 - A Tall Boy a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
#99
05/27/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK with another packed episode. In this episode, we dive into the experience of tasting another THC-infused soda from Coastalo, exploring its flavor profile and effects. We also sample the Sunbrew Citrus Cerveza from Corona, discussing its refreshing qualities and unique taste.

Additionally, we take a closer look at the recent legislative changes affecting tips and overtime pay. We also examine the roles of I.C.E., CBD, and THC in Texas, and how they intersect in the current legal landscape.

Furthermore, we expose some alarming car dealership mechanic scams...


#98 - McDonald's Fries, Apple Pie, Stars and Stripes, America in 5
#98
05/20/2025

Jake and Stone are BACK with another GREAT Episode!

We crack open another Coastalo THC beverage and put the infamous Natty Daddy from Natural Light to the test.

Along the way, we dive into a hilarious yet heated debate about the underwhelming food scene in England, and build our fantasy roster of 100 American men to face off against 100 Brits—state by state, city by city. Plus, we vent about the little things that grind our gears on the daily. Come for the drinks, stay for the chaos.

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#97 - Mountain Doomed Us All
#97
05/13/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK with another great episode. In this episode, we delve into the world of craft beer as we taste and review a unique offering from Three's Brewing, aptly named "Supervliet." This intriguing brew promises a distinctive flavor profile that we can't wait to explore. We're also excited to introduce our newest beer sponsor, COASTALO, and to sample their bold creation called "Mountain Doom," which is sure to excite "Flower" enthusiasts with its spot on tastes

As we sip on these tempting beverages, we engage in thought-provoking discussions ranging from the hypothetical: could 100...


#96 - Stone discusses his 2nd Freshman Year
#96
05/06/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are back with another great episode. In this review, we take a closer look at our latest beer tasting experience featuring the "Bibo" Pilsner from Creature Comforts Brewing Company.

As we savor the crisp and refreshing qualities of this brew, we also delve into a lighthearted discussion about which Nintendo characters we best exemplify. Our conversation takes an intriguing turn when we ponder the recent news about the impending ban on certain food dyes by the Federal Government.

To add a humorous twist, we tease our friend Stone, who has an...


#95 - Drake... Where's Jesus?
#95
04/29/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK with another fun filled episode of Two Beers and a Mic.

Today, we delve into an exciting review of the "Tropicália IPA," a standout beer from Creature Comforts Brewing Company. As we savor its unique flavors, we also take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, reminiscing about our favorite episodes of the beloved show Drake and Josh.

In addition, we explore the fascinating world of Indonesian Chest Slap Fighting, a unique and surprising sport.

To round off our conversation, we make a $500 bet on if Stone c...


#94 - Stank-Ass vs The Bone of Stone
#94
04/22/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK!

This week, we dive into an exciting review of "Classic City Lager," a refreshing beer from Creature Comforts Brewing Company.

Join us as we explore the nuances of this brew while teaching Jorge how to roll dice along with some "dicey" hypothetical situations.

We also share stories about legendary wrestlers and discuss what our finishing moves would be. We delve into Jorge's unique take on "high fashion" and how it's wildly misconstrued.


#93 - Everybody's got a Little Jelly Outside the Bun
#93
04/15/2025

Jake, Stone and Jorge are BACK! In this episode, we dive into a detailed review of an exciting beer from Creature Comfort Brewing Company, known as the "Automatic IPA." As we savor the flavors and aromas of this craft brew, we also explore various strategies to enhance the value of your home.

Additionally, we take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as we reminisce about our all-time favorite elementary school snacks that brought joy to our lunchboxes.

To cap it all off, we indulge our imaginations by envisioning the ultimate treehouse and the SICK stuff...


#92 - Vapes on a Plane
#92
04/08/2025

Join hosts Jake, Stone, and Jorge as they return for another entertaining episode. This time, we dive into the rich flavors of a time-honored classic: Guinness Draught Stout, hailing from the incredible Land of Saints and Scholars. As we savor this iconic brew, we also explore our thoughts on generic cereal options, revealing some surprising favorites from our childhoods.

Additionally, we'll share our alter egos inspired by the world of WWE. To top it all off, we venture into the quirky schemes of the streets and how people will do anything to make that bread. Tune in...


#91 - Joe Gatto Got Got
#91
04/01/2025

Jake, Stone, and Jorge are back for another exciting episode, this time reviewing a beer called "Garage Beer." As they sip and analyze this unique brew, the conversation takes some intriguing turns, pondering the question of how much money it really takes to be able to truly do ANYTHING you wanted

The guys also reminisce about the crazy phenomenon of Kony 2012. To lighten the mood, Stone shares nostalgic stories about his high school days, particularly his entrepreneurial venture known as Stone's Snack Empire, where he cleverly capitalized on his classmates' munchies and cravings. Join them for a...


#90 - We indulged in a Hard Monster...
#90
03/25/2025

Jake, Stone, and Jorge are back with another entertaining episode packed with laughs and intriguing discussions! This week, we dive into a detailed review of Monster Hard Seltzer's latest flavor, "Beast," exploring its taste, alcohol content, and how it stacks up against other hard seltzers on the market.

We also share our creative side by imagining what our rap names would be and what we would call our debut albums

Furthermore, we delve into the topic of Aunt Jemima's syrup and the boys give us an exciting sneak peek into Jorges upcoming Big Burrito Challenge...