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Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the law eventually catches up with him and he's forced to confront his crimes and prove his special powers.

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing conspiracy theories which lead to us crowning her the female Joe Rogan. We look into how she went from a cruel personal trainer on the biggest loser to becoming a gay for trum...

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For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide his Felony charges and start the company "Feel Free" and build deep ties to influencers, quacks and perverts thats ultimately lead back to Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Trad wives.<...

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For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manhood." The ultimate downfall came when a fellow gym bro turned on him exposing his steroids use.

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It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. 

You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your local library or buy it from a local book store. 

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The Pearlman’s tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus.

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The Pearlman’s tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. 

Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trump but refused to bring up his close friendship with Epstein. Now their fans are starting to recognize they've been lied to and the bros are left scrambling to salvage...

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The Pearlman’s tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support presidential candidates and keep their tax free status through the IRS. AND DON'T FORGET LOVE ISLAND AND THE LIGHTHOUSE!

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The Pearlman’s talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour’s reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played.

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The Pearlmans talk the crazy new addiction of Labubu's, Liver Kings Terroristic Threats against Joe Rogan and the Bezos wedding and how it ended Katy Perry and Orland Bloom's engagement. 

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It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs. 

The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that reference! 

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Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we continue to head in that direction.

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The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) and Sydney Sweeney' new soap along with Alex's new comedy special and hit single!

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The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism.

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The Chrisley family of  reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time.

Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardons at the hands of Trump from Paul Walczak to Charles Kushner.

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Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL. 

This is a spoiler filled review/retelling of the Novel Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. You do not need to have read the book to follow along with Mr. P's reactions, but if you want to read it first GO GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD!

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In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did.

Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia!

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In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead.

Obviously, Alex has a lot to say about the subject. 

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In this episode the Pearlmans look at the life and Legacy of Jim Henson. From growing up as a christian scientist to pioneering television in a way that taught children and adults powerful lessons about accepting those different than you.

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Mrs. P's instagram algorithm did it again, she was served a testicular influencer that has incredibly insane advice for men like Mr. P to make... well you'll hear it. ALSO, the great debate happens between our favorite married maniacs: 100 men vs 1 Gorilla!

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In this episode the Pearlman's address how they might be responsible for what happened to the Pope as much as JD Vance. Later they talk to David Pakman about being told not to leave the country, raising a family as a political content creators, and what it was like doing the Joe Rogan Experience.

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Mrs. Pearlmania read Bob the Drag Queen's new novel "Harriet Tubman: Live in Concert." This incredible imaginary work tackles what would happen if Harriet Tubman came back from the past to start a Hip-Hop career in the modern day.

This novel gave us so much joy, history, laughter, context, and more.

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In this episode the Pearlmans talk the First Millennial Saint canonized by the catholic church some are calling the patron saint of influencers, the terrifying lives of other past saints, how funny Chinese netizens are being about Western luxury goods, and Mrs. Pearlmania addresses THE haters.

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In this episode the Pearlmans address Trump's tariffs crashing the market, why incels love them, conservative influencers crying crocodile tears, and how China is humorously responding to all this. They also tackle the beautiful chaos of the Minecraft movie.

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In this episode the Pearlmans address Katy Perry's space mission, the MAGA Mormon's who owned the libs by burning 100 million in Sundance Film Festival revenue and how cutting programs the less fortunate is horrible and why Nostalgia for the late 90's and early 2000's is back.

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In this episode the Pearlmans go off an a mulitude of topics, inlcuding but not limited to: 

Black bathroom fixtures, podcast bro's silence on the chilling of free speech, pizza hut cups, Elon Musk's terrible Ai, quality mattresses, Rosie O'Donnell and so much more! 

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One of Us Knows by Alyssa Cole is this month's book club episode! Strap in for a rip roaring ride into the Hudson river for an island wide Goblin Hunt with a multiple personality main character that has more blackout trauma than a tiktok comment section about narcissistic parents.

This book has it all, goblin hunts, lesbian castle dungeons, mind palaces, 4 Ds, and a plot that Alex actually couldn't guess for once. Oh, and the Pearlman's recorded all of this in their brand new studio. So get all of your identities together and a big bowl of...

This episode has LOOOOONG been requested by our listeners, and it is finally here. Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the many legal battles of Lauren the Mortician from Tiktok.

This episode has it all, mutual drama, floating car seats, Jellyroll's wife, and a legal document that reads a lawyer TO FILTH. Big shout out to our patreons and sponsors for helping us build a legal defense fund!

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It's been a dark time in America, but we can look to our recent history to see how this has happened before and how we can push back against it. George Dale was a newspaper editor in Muncie, Indiana who stood up to the Ku Klux Kln by naming, shaming, and mocking every member of that organization until they burned their own robes. 

While this story is 100 years old, the topics, tactics and slogans used are still being deployed by extremists today. 

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This is a comedy history podcast where two community college educated parents do their own research about a specific topic and then share it with each other while making jokes. This week's topic is abolitionist John Brown. The episode covers aspects of John Brown's life and work to end slavery in the United States of America, including work with the underground railroad, actions in Kansas, and his raid on the armory at Harper's Ferry. 

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It's a book Club Episode! And this week Mrs. Pearlmania read a novel that the listeneres have been requesting ages, The Hacienda by Isabela Canas. This novel is set in the Hacienda San Isidro where the newly married Beatriz confronts the family history of her new husband, Don Rodolf Solorzano. It is through the help of Padre Andres that Beatriz is able to ward off the evil that resides inside her fix'er up'er estate. 

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She was recently named the White House Faith Office Advisor to the president, but who is Paula White? Where did she come from? What was her Journey? Why is Tyra Banks here?

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This week we are looking at an Alpha Scammer, Jeremiah "The Bull" Evans. He is the most 2022 scammer alive, cause he was arrested in 2023. Learn all about how this mormon MLM mogul set up an Alpha Automation grift that the UTAH DOJ said was so bad that they had to take him down. He plead guilty this week to scamming over 500 people out of $20 million!

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On January 18th, 2025 at 10:30pm EST Tiktok was executed by the state before the very eyes of it's users. As they sat in their malaise and depression, opening an app that didn't work over and over again through sheer muscle memory, the users mourned. But then at 12:30pm on January 19th, 2025 a miracle happened! Tiktok returned to us all across america! While the FYP was back, with Tiktok Lives and the tiktok shop and so many hottakes, something was different. Something had changed.

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It's a new Episode of Mrs. P's Books club and this week she read the fabulous, incredible book BORED GAY WEREWOLF by Tony Santorella. This book has it all, restaurants, waiters, mens rights influencers, and so much more. Grab your favorite headphone and let yourself get whisked away to a magical land of being an aimless waiter in his mid-20s who doesn't have any concept of the world around him. It's like Twilight excpet completely different.
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The Parasocial patreon exclusive podcast is back! The Warmup is where MR and Mrs P remember how to talk to each other like adults and podcast hosts. And this is an extra special free edition.

It's the Final Day of TikTok (Allegedly), and the Pearlman's are here with thoughts, feelings, and a lot of Chinese Communist Propaganda from Red Note.

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Mrs. Pearlmania got healthy enough to wonder why shirts at the thrift store Goodwill have gotten so expensive. Follow this journey of Goodwill's origin, to their modern day exploitation machine. And remember, Goodwill doesn't pay for the products in their stores. These are donations! 

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It's the Season 3 premiere of Too Many Tabs and the winter break nearly broke the Pearlmans. Hear all about their plans and how almost all of them collapsed into a heap of ashes, but like a phoenix they try and rise above it all.