The Deal with Airline Food

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By: Daniel Mullarkey

Acerbic and caustic wit from the tip of the taut and serrated pen of one of the world's foremost minds of modern musings.

Goodbye Mark ft: Jordan McDonalds and Jordan Peterson
04/12/2025

I try to convince Mark to stay in Ireland with the help of a close friend and a controversial Canadian philosopher 


Letterboxd Movie Reviews
02/10/2025

Our Staff’s Four Fave Films!! 


Yah yah yah yah


Written and performed by Daniel Mullarkey 

Edited and engineered by Mark Lombard 


Featuring: Munachi Anele, Sonny White, John Mullarkey 


Music: London - Jerskin Fendrix (Poor Things Soundtrack)

Crash Into Me - Dave Matthews Band


Ins & Outs of 2025 with Muna
01/10/2025

THIS ONE IS SO LATE
THANK YOU MUNA AND MARK 
MUSIC BY LIMP BIZKIT AND CASH COBAIN
UHHH UHHHH
HAPPY NEW YEAR


Christmas with Love with Ahmed, With Love
12/10/2024

Donate below!!!


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Special thanks to Ahmed with Love, John Mullarkey and producer Mark Lombard who deserves a lot of credit as per



Music:

2000 miles - Pretenders
Smith and Cross - billy woods
Light years - The National
[FREE] DaBaby Type Beat - "DECK THE HALLS" 🎄 Christmas Type Beat


Sobriety, Addiction and Natural Highs
11/10/2024

When I'm in the club, yeah, I'm (bumpin' that)
When I'm at the house, yeah, I'm (bumpin' that)
365, party girl (bumpin' that)
Should we do a little key?
Should we have a little line?

Wanna go real wild when I'm (bumpin' that)
Meet me in the bathroom if you're (bumpin' that)
365, party girl (bumpin' that)
French manicure, wipe away the residue

Push my hair back, I look hot when I'm (bumpin' that)
No, I really don't stop when I'm (bumpin' that)
Gonna jump when it drops...


What I’ve Learned After 25 Years On This Spinning, Screaming Rock
10/10/2024

Love to all my voice actors: Munachi Anele, Sarah Crean, John Mullarkey, Laoise Edel, Aoife McGrath, Mark Lombard

Production/sound design: Mark Lombard

Written and performed by Daniel Mullarkey

Music: Ce Matin - Air
Format (instrumental) - AZ
Confident - Justin Bieber
23 (instrumental) - Mike WiLL Made-It
ICONIC - trabbey
DRIP - trabbey
BALLIN - trabbey


Mattress Mick Murder Mystery
09/10/2024

Written and performed by Daniel Mullarkey 
Editing and sound by Mark Lombard
Art by Sonny White 

Additional voices: Munachi Anele, Mark Lombard and John Mullarkey

Music 
Favourite by Fontaines DC
Sally Down the Line by Fontaines DC
Nabokov by Fontaines DC

Pearly Dewdrops Drop - Cocteau Twins


Bosh Radio with DJ Dan on 365.69fm
08/10/2024

Had a lot of fun with this one 

Not affiliated with any of these brands 

Music used includes
Charli XCX - B2B
Charli XCX - Von Dutch

Additional voices: Munachi Anele and John Mullarkey 

Produced and sound engineered by Mark Lombard

Background music for parody songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpmIciKh9Ys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgvSc8vp3BY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQnZQWUZpQY



Proposing to The Love of My Life ft: Muna
07/09/2024

Daniel and Muna got engaged and can’t/won’t shut up about it 

Music: LOVE by Kendrick Lamar ft Zacari
10,000 Reasons by Matt Redman


TDWAF LIVE ft: Sarah Crean and Adam Kelleher
06/10/2024

Today we’re shaking things up a bit…it’s the deal with airline food totally unscripted with two of my funniest and coolest pals!! Wahoooo!

Music: Debaser - The Pixies

Developed and performed by Daniel Mullarkey
Produced and engineered by Mark Lombard

Starring
Sarah Crean and Adam Kelleher 


Nice Guys and The Debs
05/10/2024

I’m writing this bio in the ALDI checkout line, it’s moving so fast 



Writing and performing by Daniel Mullarkey
Sound by Mark Lombard
Additional Voices by Munachi Anele


Music
Zero by Smashing Pumpkins
Signal Fire by Snow Patrol


Musicals and Things That Drive Me Up The Wall
04/10/2024

I think I’ll try defying gravity 
- Adele Dazeem


Sound: Mark Lombard
Writing/Performing: Daniel Mullarkey
Voices: Munachi Anele and John Mullarkey

Music:
I Dreamed a Dream - Les Miserables
30/90 - Tick Tick Boom
Seasons of Love - Rent
Being Alive - Company
Hellfire - Hunchback of Norte Dame
Pure Imagination - Wonka


Twins and Intrinsic Male Carnality
03/10/2024

A labour of love by Daniel Mullarkey, Mark Lombard, John Mullarkey and the inimitable Munachi Anele. We used some Bob Dylan music and some Bucks Moonlight Revival too, as per. 

Thank you all for listening x


Sub Teaching and Adult Acne
02/10/2024

On this months ep, I lament my skin and my soul. Perhaps one can reflect the decay of the other? 

Music 

Agape - Nicholas Britell
Sandalwood Suite I - Johnny Greenwood
U - Kendrick Lamar
Intro- Bucks Moonlight Revival

Written and performed: Daniel Mullarkey
Additional voices: Munachi Anele
Editing, sound engineering: Mark Lombard


New Years Resolutions and The Oscars
01/10/2024

Coming under the wire here with this one, this episode is a funny one I promise 

Music: Street Hassle - Lou Reed

Credits: Daniel Mullarkey, Mark Lombard, Munachi Anele, Rebekah Mullarkey 


Being Santa and Christmas Smash Hits
12/10/2023

Merry Christmas loyal listeners, have a holly jolly one, God bless your homestead and thank you for lending your ears to my words. See you in the new year after I push past the third threshold of fullness on mince pies and pud x

Music: 
Wham - Last Christmas
Troye Sivan - Rush
Troye Sivan - Got Me Started 
Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B - Bongos
Nat King Cole - The Christmas Song 

Sound Engineering and Editing by Mark Lombard
Written and Performed by Daniel Mullarkey
Produced by...


Top Five Biggest Goofs
11/10/2023

Right so the recipe for the cheese wrap 
Step 1: get a tortilla
Step 2: melt half a block of cheese onto in the tortilla by heating in microwave for 30 seconds
Step 3: stop the microwave timer from dinging by ending the heating at the 29th second 
Step 4: add a wheelbarrow amount of garlic mayonnaise 


Written and performed by Daniel Mullarkey 
Sound Engineered/Edited by Mark Lombard
Additional Voices by Munachi Anele
Produced by Rebekah Mullarkey 


Music:
Same Love - Macklemore
Intro - Buck’s Moonlight Revival


Mosh Pits and Turning Twenty Four
10/09/2023

In this episode......um.........do you guys even read these?.....do you think I'm pretty? 

Credits:

Written and Performed by Daniel Mullarkey
Sound Engineered and Mixed by Mark Lombard
Produced by Rebekah Mullarkey

Additional Voices:
Mark Lombard
Gemma Giltrap
Scooter White


Song credits:
Intro by Buck's Moonlight Revival
Can You Hear The Music - Ludwig Goransson (Oppenheimer Soundtrack)
Greatest Showman Soundtrack 


Cover Art by Scooter White

The use of music and themes within this podcast fall under Th...


Bathroom Etiquette and Instagram Music
09/09/2023

On this month's episode, the gang give sound engineer Mark a conniption by writing and performing the longest and most non-sensical episode so far. Let's all just say a prayer for fair use on this one btw.

Personnel:

Written and Performed by Daniel Mullarkey
Edited and Engineered by Mark Lombard
Additional Voices by Munachi Anele
Song Performances by Daniel Mullarkey and Munachi Anele
Guitar and Music Composition by John Mullarkey
Produced by Rebekah Mullarkey


Music:

'Kronos Unveiled' from the Incredibles Soundtrack - Michael Giacchino
...


Lovely Lashes and Being Batman
08/10/2023

In this much anticipated episode, we look at the many forms of dreams, namely recurring painful nightmares of one's past being a lad with lovely long lashes in a public school, as well as future dreams of fighting crime and vigilantism. Balechda

Written and performed by Daniel Mullarkey
Edited and engineered by Mark Lombard
Produced by Rebekah Mullarkey
Additional voice work: Munachi Anele

Music: Intro by Buck's Midnight Revival
The Batman Theme by Danny Elfman

The use of music and themes within this podcast fall under The Copyright and...