Cream Pie Sundae

It's the holiday season! It's the holiday creamin' baby. Welcome to the very last regularly scheduled episode of CPS... I know it's sad. But it's a good thing. The boys had a hell of a year and made a lot of memories. Thank you for listening. We love you all. Enjoy the hell out of this special episode all about Christmas time. Topics include:

Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas,Christmas... you get it.

"We got so caught up in the...

The end is near, we are wrapping up 2023, so unwrap a little creaminess before the Christmas special next week.  The boys have a chill sode and discuss topics including but not limited to:

vivid dreams, supplements, meds, mental illness, DINKS vs glizzys, Nick Mullen special, Josh being a HACK, Keanu Reeves break in, baseball salaries vs NFL salaries, car crashes, and MORE

"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up"
-Paul Avery

Woah! Half a hundred episodes! The boys are back with a chill episode this week and discuss some interesting topics:


clones, implants, artificial limbs, psilocybin, Will Ferrel, Steve O special, Bam, 'merica, send bobs, computer class, elections, Bush vs Gore, getting drafted, personified trains, teletubbies, comedy updates, the Daily Wire, and MORE 

"I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today."

-Bam Margera

Back to their regularly scheduled program folks, enjoy another week with some tasty treats...

Pandy PTSD, Rik's bubblegum guts, the new Squid Games, Ninja Warrior, gym class rope, Dolly Parton, tennis shoes, lawyer commercials, YouTube ads, GQ Man of the Year, North West, Gay AI remixes, Rik's wedding videos, Christmas movies, Sandler films, Amy Schumer, joke stealers, AND MORE... 

"I started training hard, I think I could go far
I am a natural, that's matter-of-factual
I learn to chop real hard, I fight with credit card
I use my nunchucks, even while f...

It's a Pumpkin Pie Sundae! Thanksgiving special baby! I hope everyone had a creamtastic Turkey Day this year. Get your bibs because this feast has a lot on the menu...

Josh's rents come to town, Panther's game, Thanksgiving plans, Josh gets stuck next to a fat lady, sandwiches, dry turkey, Rik's chef papa, fly over states, Spy Kids, Danny Trejo, bad form lifting, picky eating, lonely Joshie, rats, AND MORE

"Turkey for me, turkey for you. Let's eat the turkey in my big brown shoe." 

— Adam Sandler, "The Thanksgiving Song"

The beginning makes you want to throw a hot coffee in Josh's face, but then the sode heats up hotter than Rik's lower intestine, dive on in with:

Joshy Tired, Day Drinkin, Jimbo's Wedding,  Rik's Phone Fiasco, Boost vs Verizon Moron Showdown, Naming Vehicles, Holdin Doors, Prince Albert Piercing and Body Modifications, Tattoos, Farmland, Foxwoods Casino, Rik's Cyst and MORE

“Prince Albert was gazing out of the window into the dark streets. Grace's eyes locked with Prince Albert's and she immediately sank into curtsey. On rising, she blushed to see that he was nodding in ack...

The boys have some complaints this week, so get your helmet because this one's a doozy.  Rik almost fights an elderly man at Home Depot and Josh channels his inner Bill Burr and says F-ck every 9 seconds. Lotta ground covered including:

Josh's haircut, QR Menus, Self Check Out,  Signing Receipts, Unnecessary Tipping, Rik's Home Depot fiasco, Harnessing Anger, Broken Legs, Engagement, Sports Gamblin', Arm Wrasltin, Camels, Creed, Josh's Latest Comedy Bomb and MORE

"Hello my friend we meet again. It's been a while where should we begin? Feels like forever"
-Creed

The boys are back to their regularly scheduled program coming off the Halloween sode.  They get silly and a little serious with some hot topics:

Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis, Action Movies, SS Sniper Wolf, Thanksgiving, salvery, lunges, Theo Von garbage man podcast, hoarders, living in a van, air hand dryers, shoes, shorts, Maine shooter, Creed, Asheville and MORE 

"Hi, I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable"
-Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry)

Watch this one with the lights on Creamers... cuz you're in for a real spook! And not the kind that works for corrupt 3 letter organizations either, the kind where Count Creamcula and the sweaty illegitimate love child of Satan and Sting talk about ghouls. Ghouls, ghosts, leperchauns, zombies, your mother's tits... if it's scary then the boys hit it in this show:  

Spirit Halloween, Halloween parties, Trick or Treatin', Kiddie Costumes, Vampires vs. Werewolves, Sh*tty Candybars, Horror Movies, Ghost Stories, Perverted Sex Offending Hypnotists, Zombies, Jada Pinkett Smith and MORE 

"On Halloween, the parents se...