Five-a-side

In this episode, we dive into the chaos of the international break, where emotions ran wild across continents. Scotland booked a historic World Cup return, sending the nation into full-kilts-and-tears mode, while Nigeria — the giant with 200 million people and zero luck — somehow found a way to underdeliver again. On the flip side, small nations stole the spotlight: Norway smashed Italy with Haaland playing like he’s farming side quests, and tiny Curaçao wrote a World Cup fairytale that left Jamaica stunned. We debate how much of a carry job Norway's qualification was, shine a light on rising talents like Es...

Nigeria’s World Cup dream is over, and DR Congo are the ones who switched off the lights. After a 1–1 draw over 120 minutes, the Super Eagles lost 4–3 on penalties in the CAF playoff final in Rabat, with Chancel Mbemba scoring the decisive spot kick as Congo booked their place in the inter-confederation play-off.

In this episode, the Five Aside crew pick through the wreckage: the early Nigerian goal, the shaky defending that let Congo back in, the momentum swing after Osimhen went off injured at half-time, and the sheer chaos of a shootout where Nigeria blinked first and pa...

Nigeria are ONE step closer to qualification and they did it by knocking out Aubameyang’s Gabon. The Five Aside crew dive into everything from the Super Eagles’ big performance, standout players, what improved from the last match, and how we match up against Congo in the playoff final. Finals loading. Agenda loading. Osimhen charging up. 🦅⚔️ Then we slide over to Thomas Tuchel’s unprovoked claim that Kane, Foden, and Bellingham can’t play together. Is he chatting nonsense? Is he coping from Bayern trauma? Or does he actually have a tactical point? We break it all down with full Five Aside...

Manchester City were on a different planet, and Doku? He went Super Saiyan. The Five Aside crew break down Pep’s 1,000th-game masterclass as City crushed Liverpool 3-0. We dive into how Doku’s dribbling shredded Slot's defense, why Haaland looks reborn, and what this means for the title race. Plus: Arsenal drop points at Sunderland, Chelsea destroy Wolves, and United-Spurs serve chaos. #FiveAsidePodcast #Doku #ManCity #Liverpool #PremierLeague #DragonBallZ

Chelsea’s injury crisis, Arsenal’s flawless defense, and a question that needs answering , has Barca been figured out? are Newcastle really ready for Europe? We break down Matchday 4 of the UCL, linking Chelsea’s inconsistency to Club World Cup fatigue and youth, while giving Arsenal their flowers for staying solid. #FiveAsidePodcast #Chelsea #Arsenal #UCL #Newcastle #FootballDebate

This week on Five Aside, the boys break down a weekend where Haaland dragged City back into the title race all by himself, pure chaos turned into cold efficiency. Arsenal kept their calm control as Rice bossed Burnley, while Caicedo ran Chelsea’s midfield like he owned North London. As the Rice v Caicedo debate rages on, some are convinced Casemiro deserves a seat at that same table. Amorim’s Red Devils keep flirting with brilliance and disaster, Liverpool’s spark might actually be back, and over in Europe, Xabi Alonso’s Madrid and Kompany’s Bayern are making domination...

The guys dive headfirst into Arsenal’s eternal debate, does Arteta still deserve the blame for the missing silverware, or is he the reason they’re even close? 💭⚔️ From analysing the Gunners’ evolution to discussing Chelsea players bad behaviours , the crew mix banter with sharp insight. Add in some Carabao Cup chaos, title-race talk, and spicy weekend predictions, this one’s got classic Five Aside energy: smart football chat with just the right amount of unseriousness. 🎙🔥

Amorim’s men are flying , three wins on the spin and suddenly Manchester United fans have hope (and short memories 😅). The boys break down what’s clicking at Old Trafford and whether this is the start of something real or just another false dawn. Meanwhile, Chelsea’s collapse against Sunderland has fans losing patience, City’s stumble at Villa raised eyebrows, Arsenal scraped another win, and Liverpool’s chaos continued against Brentford. Across Europe, Napoli’s spark is back, and El Clásico gave us pure football drama. Tactics, banter, and hot takes — this is Five Aside, where football meets full-time la

The crew unpack a wild Champions League week, Chelsea’s statement, Madrid’s machine, City’s cruise, and Liverpool’s five-star flex, then shift gears to preview El Clásico and Napoli v Inter. And just when the dust settles, Ope stirs it all up with his Top 5 Clubs power rankings.

Amorim’s in and Slot’s out (of form) 😭 — it’s been a wild weekend across Europe. We break down Amorim’s statement win at Anfield, Slot’s shocking slump, Arsenal’s steady climb, and Haaland’s heroics. Plus, we dive into Der Klassiker drama as Kane keeps cooking and Dortmund keeps dreaming. It’s pure football chaos — funny, honest, and a little too real. The Five Aside Podcast way. ⚽🔥

It’s a Five Aside special — 1 hour 45 of unfiltered football talk with Chukwudalu, Daniel, and Nnamdi 🔥 From Neymar’s never-ending comeback tour to Tuchel’s tactical nightmares and Amorim vs Ten Hag’s post-match therapy sessions, we break down why some managers sound more like manipulative partners than leaders 😭💔⚽ We dive into the winners and losers of the international break, whether Bellingham fits into Tuchel’s dreams, and round it all off with our Premier League and Der Klassiker predictions. It’s football talk that’s too real to script — chaotic, funny, and brutally honest. The Five Aside way. 🇳🇬⚽🎧

In this quick-fire episode, we break down Nigeria’s huge 4–0 win over Benin — how Osimhen’s hat trick turned doubters into believers, and why we’re now staring down the playoffs. We also dive into the qualifiers drama (points deductions, group madness, and behind-the-scenes chaos). Expect laughs, heat checks, and no shortage of “why haven’t we fixed this yet?” moments. 🇳🇬🔥

This week, Chukwudalu, Nnamdi, Ope, Strongman and Samuel are back at it — mixing chaos, football, and plenty of laughs.

We dive into a proper midfield scrap: Rice vs Enzo vs Caicedo — who’s really cooking? Then it’s all about the weekend’s biggest games, before asking the big question: is Haaland already one of the greatest ever?

And of course, we couldn’t leave out United and the Nigeria national team talk — the drama, the talent, and the never-ending wahala that comes with it.

It’s pure Five Aside energy: honest takes, unserious argume...

In this episode of Five Aside, the team tackles the week's football drama, from Arsenal's highs and Liverpool's lows to Chelsea's red card woes and Amorim's uncertain future. Join Chukwudalu, Ope, Sam, Roger and the 2 Daniels as they humorously debate whether a fresh haircut can change a player's game, dissect Liverpool's struggles, and ponder the fate of managers under pressure. Plus, discover who’s emerging as the season's standout player!

On this week’s Five Aside, we break down Liverpool’s relentless comebacks and whether they’re title credentials or trouble brewing. We dive deep into the Kane vs Lewandowski debate, discuss Chelsea’s new signings finally gelling, and recap the biggest Champions League games and controversies, including that hotly debated penalty call in Madrid.

Join the Five Aside crew as they dive into the week's football antics, from controversial VAR decisions to the lateft transfer gossip. With plenty of laughs and heated debates, this episode is a must-listen for any football fan looking to catch up on the beautiful game's latest drama.

This week I, Sam, Daniel, Ope and Kev wrestle with football’s eternal dilemma: do you die on the hill of your philosophy, or bend for three points? From Chelsea’s swagger against West Ham to United’s struggles under Amorim, we debate whether systems should trump short-term results. We chop up Liverpool’s wild finish at St. James’ Park, Trent’s “Carvajal demotion,” and which summer signings are already looking like steals. Expect laughs, heated takes, and enough tactical talk to make Guardiola blush.

Week one was interesting— Madrid’s 1–0 grind, Trent’s defensive trial, Liverpool’s Avengers up front, Chelsea stalling, and Arsenal edging United while looking shaky. I, Sam, Roger, and Ope break down the chaos, the overreactions, and whether the glass is half full or half empty already.

This week, Dalu, Sam, and Ope lock in their Premier League top six predictions for the 2025/26 season — who storms the table, who slides out, and which surprises might shake things up. Plus, a quick look at why we’re seeing so many player power moves this summer before we wrap.

Dalu, Sam, Daniel and Tide preview 2025/26 with reckless optimism: Gyökeres fever, Baleba window shopping, Rashford-to‑Barça , Arsenal belief, United plot twists, and Chelsea being Chelsea. Bold predictions guaranteed to age like milk

On this episode, I linked up with Daniel and Sam to relive Manchester United’s dramatic Europa League comeback, peak Fergie time stuff. We also touched on Chelsea and Arsenal's recent European exploits, and what it could mean for the rest of their seasons.

In this episode of the Five Aside Podcast, Dalu, Ope, and Roger revel in Arsenal’s epic schooling of Real Madrid at the Bernabéu. Forget remontada — this was reality check FC. From Saka cooking Alaba to Madrid fans leaving early (again), the boys dissect how the Gunners made Europe’s kings look like Europa League tourists. Is this a sign of things to come, or just one magical night?

In today’s five-a-side episode, we dove into the Premier League title race, dissecting Arsenal’s ongoing issues without Saka and their inability to go all the way despite being consistent runners-up. Sheriff, Roger, and I debated whether it’s time up for Arteta and if Spurs should stick with Ange Postecoglou. We also analyzed Rúben Amorim’s struggles at Manchester United and questioned if City could even make the top four this season. To round things off, we shared our picks for the most exciting players right now and checked in on the La Liga title race.

In this episode, we dive into Arsenal’s dominant 2-0 victory over Manchester United, addressing the ironic chatter from rival fans about Arsenal's supposed "corner dependency." We also discuss the arrival of Rúben Amorim at Manchester United, exploring the newfound optimism among United supporters and how he’s shaping the team's fortunes. We also discuss Mbappé’s struggles at Real Madrid, dissecting his transition and the challenges he's facing in La Liga.

In this episode of Five Aside, we tackle the drama surrounding Real Madrid and Mbappé, dissect Manchester City's struggles under Guardiola, and celebrate Arsenal's resurgence and Liverpool's remarkable form. Plus, we touch on Nigeria's uphill battle in the qualifiers and what it means for the Super Eagles. A blend of top-tier football insights and raw passion – don’t miss it!

In this episode of Five Aside, Chukwudalu, Ope, and Josh delve into the recent challenges faced by top football clubs. They analyze Manchester City's unexpected defeat to Sporting and Arsenal's ongoing struggles. The discussion also covers Real Madrid's recent downturn and Kylian Mbappé's form. Additionally, they explore Manchester United's optimism with the anticipated arrival of manager Rúben Amorim from Sporting Lisbon and break down the implications of the new Champions League format. Join the conversation for in-depth insights and lively debate on the latest football developments.

In this episode of Five Aside, Chukwudalu, Ope, and Josh dive into a packed weekend of football action. They cover Arsenal’s showdown with Liverpool, United’s defeat to West Ham that sealed Ten Hag's fate, and the latest El Clásico battle. The team debates manager vs. player pressure and discusses the controversies surrounding this year’s Ballon d'Or.

n this episode, Chukwudalu and Seun tackle the international break and the wave of player injuries, questioning if the packed schedule or media frenzy is to blame. They explore England’s future under Tuchel, dive into a Bellingham vs. Dele Alli comparison, and debate if football’s obsession with aesthetics is stifling creativity on the pitch.

In the second part, the focus shifts to Manchester United and their ongoing struggles under Ten Hag. Chukwudalu, Daniel, and Roger explore what’s going wrong at United, the tactical decisions that are raising eyebrows, and whether this is all part of a master plan or just chaos. They also touch on standout individual performances in Europe and how different managerial styles are shaping the season.

In this episode, Chukwudalu, Daniel, and new guest Roger dive into the recent high-stakes Manchester City vs. Arsenal match. The team discusses the tension on the pitch, key moments of the game, and where Arsenal might be falling short in their quest to challenge City for the top spot. Plenty of laughs, heated debates, and hopeful predictions for Arsenal fans.

In this episode of Five Aside, Chidalu and Ope dive deep into Arsenal's performance without their creative captain, Martin Ødegaard. Can the Gunners maintain their momentum, or is Ødegaard’s absence taking a toll? The episode also touches on a couple of UCL games, analyzing standout moments across Europe,

This week, with the infamous international break giving us some breathing room, Chidalu, Ope, and Daniel get into a bit of nostalgic chat reminiscing about the old-school Ronaldo, back when he was all step overs and flair, and how he’s toned it down over the years. We also dive into the world of creative number 10s like Isco and Mata, who brought that magic touch, and compare them to today’s workhorses like Mount and Bellingham. It’s a fun mix of throwbacks, debates, and a bit of ‘what happened to the flair in football?’ chat.

Join the guys as they tackle the international break blues by bouncing between sizzling topics—from Ronaldo's jaw-dropping 900 goals to the latest EPL weekend drama, and the ultimate showdown: Suarez vs Haaland. It's football therapy, one hot take at a time.

The crew is back, and this time Seun joins fresh off his honeymoon glow! We dive into all the action from the past week’s games, breaking down the highlights and lowlights. We also take a quick trip to La Liga, chatting about the drama there, and of course, we can’t forget the wild transfer sagas happening right now. With the transfer window in Europe slamming shut on Friday, there’s plenty of juicy gossip and last-minute deals to dissect. You don’t want to miss this one!

Chidalu and Ope discuss the past weeks results and transfer dealings and rumours

Chidalu and Ope welcome you to a brand new season of Five Aside, where we dive into the excitement of the upcoming football season. Join us as we share our predictions, break down the most thrilling transfers, and get you ready for all the action on the pitch!

Chidalu and Ope delve into the thrilling events of the past week in European football, including Leverkusen's remarkable achievements, Madrid's increasingly familiar heroics, and the Premier League's unforgettable title race.

Chidalu and Seun discuss the just concluded epl games mostly focusing on United's annihilation at the hands of Crystal Palace as well as also delving into the Champions league.

Chidalu and Ope discuss the past weekends games and also share their opinions about the coming UCL games.

Chidalu and Ope revel in Arsenal's huge win over Chelsea while Seun laments over United's ongoing crisis. The guys also debate their PFA choices as well as discuss Arne Slot's Liverpool move.